NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, I just want to know what I don't know about what you know that other people don't know about Nationstates. I know that Wilgrove and SaintB are elves, and Baldwin for Christ is an alien. So, enlighten me, what do you know about Nationstates that other people don't?

We got *THE BEST MODS* evahs!

That you like creating spamming threads and that I like answering in them?
nah...

We got *THE BEST MODS* evahs!

Yay Katganistan!!

That for reasons I dont understand me and Katganistan seem to have some sort of feud going on...

And i like posting in Spam threads as well, lol....

That for reasons I dont understand me and Katganistan seem to have some sort of feud going on...

And i like posting in Spam threads as well, lol....

How is this spam??

[violet] is Max Barry.





>.>
<.<

If I don't leave the country after I get my degree and my enlistment is complete, I'm running for congress. It's all part of my plan for world domination.

How is this spam??

Idk, Someone just said that they liked posting in spam threads, and I was agreeing with them, lol...

Spam, Spam, Spam!! I'm eating some right now!

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What a horrid person!

Kids these days.

That for reasons I dont understand me and Katganistan seem to have some sort of feud going on...
Huh?

Why wasn't I informed of this?

Huh?

Why wasn't I informed of this?

Cause you didnt know, duh, lol :p

Cause you didnt know, duh, lol :p

*looks through the memos....*

I know what "Het Vijfde Nederlandse Topic" is about :p

I know what "Het Vijfde Nederlandse Topic" is about :p

Spam. *nods*

That Fris eats babies, and Hotwife is Andaras's alt.

Ruffy created NationStates, but lost it all to Max Barry in a game of Texas Hold 'em.

Ruffy even had three queens...

Spam. *nods*

It's not merely spam, it's very subtle spam in Dutch.

Ruffy created NationStates, but lost it all to Max Barry in a game of Texas Hold 'em.

Ruffy even had three queens...

Unfortunately for Ruffy, Max had 5 Queens.

and a gun.

That Katganistan likes cat's. *nod*

I miss tink... :(

That Katganistan likes cat's. *nod*

Likes cat's what?

That Katganistan likes cat's. *nod*
*knows where Kat got her name*
I miss tink... :(

Good old Tink and her awesome tits. *nostalgia*

Likes cat's what?

The Cat's Meow?

I.i.

That Stan is actually Persian for Land?

Non Aligned States is the anti-Goofball and His very presence makes mud dry up, taco meat rot and pies stop in mid-flight. :(

Oh, and I didn't know the origin of DEAT. :p

That Stan is actually Persian for Land?

I thought it was Arabic?

Oh, and I didn't know the origin of DEAT. :p

What is it?

I do dirty things while on NSG. At this very moment, for instance, I am eating a very messy philly cheesesteak sandwich. Oh, oh, yes, that's good . . .

Now there is grease and melted cheese on my keyboard.

I canceled start trek

Why wasn't I informed of this?

knowing is half the battle :p

We got *THE BEST MODS* evahs!
Yay Katganistan!!

lets not make the mods mad with power (also Ardchoille is way better!!1)

What is it?

well that would be Off Topic, cause then, Youd Know...:rolleyes:

I thought it was Arabic?

Nope. Or else it really would be Iraqistan.

Nope. Or else it really would be Iraqistan.

But they don't speak Persian in Kurdistan or Pakistan.

Nope. Or else it really would be Iraqistan.

Then shouldn't Iran be called Iranistan? :p

Nope. Or else it really would be Iraqistan.

am I the only one hoping terrorist states like Iranistan don't get the bomb?! (its a central Asian thing)

edit: curse you Zilam!

Many elements of Arabic and Persian have blended together. Stan is Persian though.

Then shouldn't Iran be called Iranistan? :p

Yeah, and America can be Americastan!

Then shouldn't Iran be called Iranistan? :p

Shut up, I don't know.

But they don't speak Persian in Kurdistan or Pakistan.

For one, Persian isn't just one language. I speak two of them. And Kurdistan is the buttfuck redneck part of Iraq. Trust me, I've been there.

What is it?one of the Mods mis-spelt delete. and it stuck.

lets not make the mods mad with power (also Ardchoille is way better!!1)
rather Mad with power than just plain mad.

For one, Persian isn't just one language. I speak two of them. I know. However Persian languages aren't spoken in either Pakistan or Kurdistan.

And Kurdistan is the buttfuck redneck part of Iraq.

Yes, I know. That adds to your point how?

one of the Mods mis-spelt delete. and it stuck.


rather Mad with power than just plain mad.
I thought it was DEATH....

I know. However Persian languages aren't spoken in either Pakistan or Kurdistan.

Urdu takes a lot of Persian elements. I don't speak IT though.

Yes, I know. That adds to your point how?

They stuck a stan on there for shits and giggles.

Urdu takes a lot of Persian elements. I don't speak IT though.


When did I say that?

I thought it was DEATH....

really? the thread about it said Delete. guess it could be death.

When did I say that?

I don't think I said you did, did I?

Many NSG posters are not human. The entire 'Nationstates' game was designed as an elaborate Turing test, a way to lure large numbers of humans onto these forums so that Max Barry could see how good his AI bots were at appearing human while participating in a wide range of discussions. His ultimate aim is to refine the AI sufficiently so that it is capable of writing all his books for him.

Many NSG posters are not human. The entire 'Nationstates' game was designed as an elaborate Turing test, a way to lure large numbers of humans onto these forums so that Max Barry could see how good his AI bots were at appearing human while participating in a wide range of discussions. His ultimate aim is to refine the AI sufficiently so that it is capable of writing all his books for him.

*coughs* You got any AA batteries I could use? :p

*coughs* You got any AA batteries I could use? :p

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you should Upgrade, all the cool Robots run on Alcohol! lol...

I LIKE SPAM MUSUBI!!!!!*runs around*

[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi ]

The US government has a dossier on everyone that posts here.

The US government has a dossier on everyone that posts here.

It's probably a bad sign of the US government that I find that believable.

The US government has a dossier on everyone that posts here. English bowman salute for the US government, especially the CIA! :p

one of the Mods mis-spelt delete. and it stuck.

That's what I figured, but I had no clue that it was endemic to Nationstates. Cool. :D

English bowman salute for the US government, especially the CIA! :p

That too has been noted. :tongue:

That too has been noted. :tongue:They probably don't even know what it is. :p

They probably don't even know what it is. :p

Irrelevent.

They probably don't even know what it is. :p


Of course we do!

:upyours:

:D

Irrelevant.Everything is.

Of course we do!

:upyours:

:DYou're one of the catalogers? :p

You're one of the catalogers? :p

I work in the Rendition Department.

Would you like to go on an all-expenses paid vacation?

I work in the Rendition Department.

Would you like to go on an all-expenses paid vacation?Hell, no!

Just Beggeroff the lot of you

gauntleted fist who are you kidding I bet yer a spotty faced black coat wearing gun fantacist go on Beggeroff

NationStates is the only online RPG to have been bullied by the (RW) United Nations.

NationStates is the only online RPG to have been bullied by the (RW) United Nations.Whoa, really? How so?

Are those both stupid questions? :D

Whoa, really? How so?

Linky (http://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2008/04/01/index.html#deathtotheun)

Linky (http://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2008/04/01/index.html#deathtotheun)Thanks, much. :)

NationStates is the only online RPG to have been bullied by the (RW) United Nations.

You'd think they'd have better things to do then to worry about what an online RPG in some dark corner of the internet is doing.

You'd think they'd have better things to do then to worry about what an online RPG in some dark corner of the internet is doing.

The only place they really have any power is copyright infringement, apparently.

You'd think they'd have better things to do then to worry about what an online RPG in some dark corner of the internet is doing.

You really don't know how the UN works do you? Think of the UN as a government department or even a government. There are huge problems they have to fix but because it is hard to do they just speak about doing things without actually doing anything to do it. While the small irrelevant problems which are easy to fix they work on and put in more effort than is required so they can say they do fix problems.

I don't think I said you did, did I?

You put in the middle of a box that was quoting me.

Well, I just want to know what I don't know about what you know that other people don't know about Nationstates. I know that Wilgrove and SaintB are elves, and Baldwin for Christ is an alien. So, enlighten me, what do you know about Nationstates that other people don't?

I didn't know I was an elf.

I didn't know our servers were powered by tiny Mexican children on treadmills

I didn't know our servers were powered by tiny Mexican children on treadmills

Before we switch over to Jolt they were, they're now powered by Keyans!

NSG... I know everything about it. I do! Katganistan told me everything. I saw it all!!!! :eek:

Seriously, an elf??

Seriously, an elf??

It's the high pitched voice and silly shoes that give you away. *nods*

Seriously, an elf??

Elves are cute! :D

It's the high pitched voice and silly shoes that give you away. *nods*

Depends on which kind of elf. You could also have the tall, immortal, woods-dwelling ones, but I don't think they have computers.

Depends on which kind of elf. You could also have the tall, immortal, woods-dwelling ones, but I don't think they have computers.

But they do have bows and arrows.

Depends on which kind of elf. You could also have the tall, immortal, woods-dwelling ones, but I don't think they have computers.

The only elves that have internet connections live with Santa.

He provides it so they can recieve the emails from the children telling him what they want. The slackers post on NSG all the time instead of reading them, it's the only explaination as to why I didn't get Natalie Portman for Christmas this year.

But they do have bows and arrows.

And long, flowing locks.

And long, flowing locks.

Blond, lustrous locks.

Blond, lustrous locks.

Not always. Elrond and Arwen have dark, lustrous locks.

Blond, lustrous locks.

Seriously, put down the LotR fanfiction.

It's not good for you.

Seriously, put down the LotR fanfiction.

It's not good for you.

MIster Fartsniffage... you oughta be ashamed! The only fan-fic I read is anime related!:mad:

MIster Fartsniffage... you oughta be ashamed! The only fan-fic I read is anime related!:mad:

You mean there hasn't been a LotR anime?

Hmmm...I see huge amounts of money in my future.

I didnt know NSG was a more fulfilling and effective substitute for school.

It's the high pitched voice and silly shoes that give you away. *nods*

But I have a deep sexy masculine voice and I wear tennis shoes size 14!

Elves are cute! :D

And I'm not ;)

But I have a deep sexy masculine voice and I wear tennis shoes size 14!


basso profondo ftw!

But I have a deep sexy masculine voice and I wear tennis shoes size 14!

That's what they all say. Where's my Natalie Portman dammit?

Of course we do!

:upyours:

:D
'Tis the "V for Victory" hand signal -- except that you reverse it to show the back of the hand, not the palm, to the person you are telling to perform a sexual, anatomical impossibility upon himself.

basso profondo ftw!

Baritone actually.

Baritone actually.

ah. Do you sing?

The only place they really have any power is copyright infringement, apparently.
Yup. They went after the BBC and Doctor Who as well. UNIT used to be United Nations Intelligence Taskforce before the UN got its sky blue panties in a twist about it. Now it's the lame-o Unified Intelligence Taskforce.

But yes, go after television programs and authors -- it's not like you can make national leaders toe the line, is it?

ah. Do you sing?

Occasionally; my High School Chorus Instructer still finds reasons to get me, my brother, and my sister to perform at her Christmas concerts almost 5 years after I have graduated, and I sing a lot when I'm by myself, and once in a blue moon I sing kareoke.

Occasionally; my High School Chorus Instructer still finds reasons to get me, my brother, and my sister to perform at her Christmas concerts almost 5 years after I have graduated, and I sing a lot when I'm by myself, and once in a blue moon I sing kareoke.

lol, high school chorus instructors are always... insistent. I always used to get drafted into every kind of performance through high school and college just because I was "the guy who can hit the low notes." It always surprises everyone to no end that I actually have a good part of my vocal range that extends above C4, I'm just never allowed to use it.

lol, high school chorus instructors are always... insistent. I always used to get drafted into every kind of performance through high school and college just because I was "the guy who can hit the low notes." It always surprises everyone to no end that I actually have a good part of my vocal range that extends above C4, I'm just never allowed to use it.

She gets a huge kick out of making me and my brother switch the base and tenor parts mid song and having my sister move from alto to saprano at the same time. I think I'll find a reason not to oblige her next year though. She got into a big time 'bring back the alumni' kick.

She gets a huge kick out of making me and my brother switch the base and tenor parts mid song and having my sister move from alto to saprano at the same time. I think I'll find a reason not to oblige her next year though. She got into a big time 'bring back the alumni' kick.

I hate quick changes in register... I was in a show at one point in which I went from a low of Eb2 in one song to a high of G4 in the next... my voicebox almost exploded.