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Tin Tin is gay! (http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article5461005.ece)

Well, at least according to the author of the article he is. So what characters from TV, Cartoons, and Movies do you think are homosexuals?

All of the smurfs.

I admit that right at first I thought you were talking about the dog (Rin Tin Tin)

Tin Tin isn't gay! The Brits never really understood him anyway.

All of the smurfs.

Even Smurfett?

Asterix and Obelix definitely.

I'm also suspicious of Bruce Wayne - handsome, obscenely rich yet lives alone with a manservant and a young man. Said bit of jailbait he's talked into dressing up into very tight and very revealing spandex to indulge Wayne's fantasies. And he can't maintain any form of relationship with a woman neither. The causal relationships he has are just desperate, sad, attempts by him to hide his true nature.

Even Smurfett?

Well, I don't know if you read about her operation...

Isn't Tintin meant to be about fifteen?

You're right, Its hardly shocking. Lots of popular fiction has a character who is clearly gay without mentioning it overtly in the story. Dumbledore, Robin, Hitler, Jesus etc. Need I go on?

Well, I don't know if you read about her operation...

Well as long as she's post up I'm down with dat. :p

Well as long as she's post up I'm down with dat. :p

She calls herself Smurfetto now... although I really should say "he", wouldn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

Well I am not surprised that some people seem to think that because a character of fiction never had their love life written into the stories that must mean he was gay. Of course it is an old notion that because a male never gets married that must mean he was gay.

If Herge ever comes out and says it (which he won't considering he is dead) then it will be more believable not some journalist who has to write an article and decided to just come up with crap.

Asterix and Obelix definitely.

Someone never read Asterix and the Great Divide.

Well I am not surprised that some people seem to think that because a character of fiction never had their love life written into the stories that must mean he was gay. Of course it is an old notion that because a male never gets married that must mean he was gay.

If Herge ever comes out and says it (which he won't considering he is dead) then it will be more believable not some journalist who has to write an article and decided to just come up with crap.

Yeah, this.

Here is a proper article on Tintin.

Link. (http://www.economist.com/displayStory.cfm?story_id=12795471&source=hptextfeature)

She calls herself Smurfetto now... although I really should say "he", wouldn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

I was thinking in reverse.

That's so disturbing its funny.

Isn't Tintin meant to be about fifteen?

Somewhat older by a couple of years. But since he was travelling all over the world and never seen with a girlfriend he of course must be gay.

Somewhat older by a couple of years. But since he was travelling all over the world and never seen with a girlfriend he of course must be gay.

Nope, more since he was acting rather... well, gay.
Put it this way : I was about 13 before I realised Tintin was supposed to be male. I had always thought it was a female character before.

Asterix and Obelix definitely.

Definitely not. They like women too much.

Nope, more since he was acting rather... well, gay.

And how exactly was he acting gay?

Put it this way : I was about 13 before I realised Tintin was supposed to be male. I had always thought it was a female character before.

So you didn't read it well until you were 13?

And how exactly was he acting gay?



So you didn't read it well until you were 13?

I haven't read any of those comic books in years now, I can't give an example. Just the impression I had.

No, I wasn't reading well... just several books a week, really. :rolleyes:

I haven't read any of those comic books in years now, I can't give an example. Just the impression I had.

No, I wasn't reading well... just several books a week, really. :rolleyes:

No need to roll the eyes when the bad guys refer to Tin tin as "him" or others say "lad" then how could you still think that he is a she?

Han Solo is quite clearly in a relationship with that furry Chewbacca

Someone never read Asterix and the Great Divide.
I have thank you very much. Quite how that story shows they're not gay I've no idea. If anything, Obelix's readily bursting into tears shows a very sensitive, one might say almost effeminate, side to him.
Obelix sleeps at Asterix's 1-bedroom place regularly despite having his own home. And they're French. What further proof do we need?

I have thank you very much. Quite how that story shows they're not gay I've no idea. If anything, Obelix's readily bursting into tears shows a very sensitive, one might say almost effeminate, side to him.
Obelix sleeps at Asterix's 1-bedroom place regularly despite having his own home. And they're French. What further proof do we need?

Oh so because a man cries that means he is gay? :rolleyes:

But I listed the wrong book I meant Asterix the legionary, you will remember the little filly called Panacea.

As for being French why that might hold true they aren't actually French they are in fact Gauls.

All people in showbusiness are gay, no ? ;)

All people in showbusiness are gay, no ? ;)

Yes. Except for John Wayne.

Yes. Except for John Wayne.

John Wayne was the only person in the entire history of mankind who was manlier than Chuck Norris.

No need to roll the eyes when the bad guys refer to Tin tin as "him" or others say "lad" then how could you still think that he is a she?

I wasn't reading them in English.
And once I realised the mistake, I checked and they very rarely refer to him in 3rd person singular.

John Wayne was the only person in the entire history of mankind who was manlier than Chuck Norris.

Maybe Wayne was in denial.

I wasn't reading them in English.
And once I realised the mistake, I checked and they very rarely refer to him in 3rd person singular.

Ah ok yes fair enough.

All of the smurfs.

Nah, only Papa Smurf, he watches videos of the other Smurfs gangbanging Smurfette. According to Donnie Darko's friends anyway.

Oh so because a man cries that means he is gay? :rolleyes:

But I listed the wrong book I meant Asterix the legionary, you will remember the little filly called Panacea.

As for being French why that might hold true they aren't actually French they are in fact Gauls.
I figured you meant that book. And it still proves nothing.
For starters, It shows that Obelix is very obviously extremely awkward around women, though not men. Another big hint there.
2nd, He makes no move on her, let alone attempts to consummate the relationship. He appears quite happy just to hang out with girls but make no move on them. Big hint #2.
3rd, they head all the way to Africa to rescue her beau, so she can marry him - leaving Asterix and Obelix again with each other. A real man would have comforted her on her loss, if you know what I mean. Look at this way: Asterix, worried that his bum-buddy might switch buses, first convinces Obelix to join the army with him (amry eh? mmmm....hmmm where men are men) then runs off all the way to Africa to retrieve her fiance, thereby ensuring Obelix stays single. strike 3. They're not just gay, but screamingly gay.

Gaul, French. whatever. They eat garlic and like pastels.

John Wayne was the only person in the entire history of mankind who was manlier than Chuck Norris.

Can't that meme just f'n die? I mean, it was even on Family Guy.:mad:

Anyway, I lost mad respeck for him when I learnt he sponsors a Christian childrens camp.

John Wayne was the only person in the entire history of mankind who was manlier than Chuck Norris.
His real name was Marion. How manly can a man called 'Marion' possibly be honestly?

Can't that meme just f'n die? I mean, it was even on Family Guy.:mad:

The meme will die when Chuck Norris dies... and if John Wayne and Elvis are any indication... never.


Anyway, I lost mad respeck for him when I learnt he sponsors a Christian childrens camp.

He can do what he wants with his personal life, how do you know he doesn't just sponsor it because its a children's camp?

His real name was Marion. How manly can a man called 'Marion' possibly be honestly?

And rumors tell he liked to wear pink underwear. ;)

His real name was Marion. How manly can a man called 'Marion' possibly be honestly?

Just watch one of his movies; or read one of his biographies.

Just watch one of his movies; or read one of his biographies.
no amount of manly behaviour is going to make up for being called Marion.
I mean, Marion for goodness sakes! Marion

I figured you meant that book. And it still proves nothing.
For starters, It shows that Obelix is very obviously extremely awkward around women, though not men. Another big hint there.
2nd, He makes no move on her, let alone attempts to consummate the relationship. He appears quite happy just to hang out with girls but make no move on them. Big hint #2.
3rd, they head all the way to Africa to rescue her beau, so she can marry him - leaving Asterix and Obelix again with each other. A real man would have comforted her on her loss, if you know what I mean. Look at this way: Asterix, worried that his bum-buddy might switch buses, first convinces Obelix to join the army with him (amry eh? mmmm....hmmm where men are men) then runs off all the way to Africa to retrieve her fiance, thereby ensuring Obelix stays single. strike 3. They're not just gay, but screamingly gay.

Gaul, French. whatever. They eat garlic and like pastels.

Right, right so a guy who is attracted to a woman but is nervous about making a ove on her means that he is gay? Gee there are more gay men around town than the stats show they are using the wrong definition. But then again as I say it shows that Obleix isn't gay, but then hey you seem to think that straight men can't cry, so whatever.

no amount of manly behaviour is going to make up for being called Marion.
I mean, Marion for goodness sakes! Marion

And he was a conservative republican. Do you need more proof?

no amount of manly behaviour is going to make up for being called Marion.
I mean, Marion for goodness sakes! Marion

Yep because his parent's never called him that or anything.

And rumors tell he liked to wear pink underwear. ;)

Only a real man can wear pink and ot be ashamed of it.

*snip* but then hey you seem to think that straight men can't cry, so whatever.

But we can, and we do.. every night when its dark and cold; and you feel so lonely... ermm I mean... no never we don't cry!

The meme will die when Chuck Norris dies... and if John Wayne and Elvis are any indication... never.



He can do what he wants with his personal life, how do you know he doesn't just sponsor it because its a children's camp?

Now an outspoken Christian,[12] Norris is the author of several Christian books, such as The Justice Riders. He has also been in a few TV commercials promoting Bible study and prayer in public schools, in addition to efforts to reduce drug use. In 2006, he began penning a column for the conservative news website WorldNetDaily, sharing his "musings about faith, family, freedom, country, loyalty – maybe even kickboxing." In his columns, he has expressed his belief in Biblical creationism,[13] that those who are troubled should turn to Jesus, and is quoted as saying "true patriots" do not stay clear of discussing religion and politics.[14]

Norris serves on the board of directors of the NCBCPS, an organization promoting the use of the Bible in public schools, and also speaks on behalf of organizations advocating official prayers in public schools.

No thanks.

But we can, and we do.. every night when its dark and cold; and you feel so lonely... ermm I mean... no never we don't cry!

That's right otherwise that means you are a homo. *nods*

no amount of manly behaviour is going to make up for being called Marion.
I mean, Marion for goodness sakes! Marion

I laughed at Razor from NFS: Most Wanted when I found out his first name was Clarence. You can't take someone named Clarence seriously.

Captain Planet loves the cock. It doesn't come up in the show, but he does.

Captain Planet loves the cock. It doesn't come up in the show, but he does.

Nobody EVER doubted that for one second.

Right, right so a guy who is attracted to a woman but is nervous about making a ove on her means that he is gay? Gee there are more gay men around town than the stats show they are using the wrong definition. But then again as I say it shows that Obleix isn't gay, but then hey you seem to think that straight men can't cry, so whatever.
you're just not wanting to wake up to reality and realise that Asterix and Obelix are screamingly gay. They even have Village-people style mustaches for Christs sakes!
you missed defending the other points too, I note.
Give it up. They are sooooooo gay they make Fass look straight.

you're just not wanting to wake up to reality and realise that Asterix and Obelix are screamingly gay. They even have Village-people style mustaches for Christs sakes!
you missed defending the other points too, I note.
Give it up. They are sooooooo gay they make Fass look straight.

Dude there is no point defending points when your other "points" are absurd.

you're just not wanting to wake up to reality and realise that Asterix and Obelix are screamingly gay. They even have Village-people style mustaches for Christs sakes!
you missed defending the other points too, I note.
Give it up. They are sooooooo gay they make Fass look straight.

Asterix and Latraviata...

And let us not forget their appreciation of Cleopatra's nose.

One can be effeminate and hetero, if you're French. Which they are.

Belgians can't pull it off, though. Tintin and the Captain are gayer than Christmas trees.

All of the smurfs.

i always thought they just gangbanged smurfette when they got bored.

Captain Planet loves the cock. It doesn't come up in the show, but he does.

I don't know who was gayer on that show, captain planet or the kid with the heart power who had the monkey.

i always thought they just gangbanged smurfette when they got bored.

As Cabra pointed out... Smurfette now goes by the name Smurfetto.

As Cabra pointed out... Smurfette now goes by the name Smurfetto.

There was that other girl smurf, but then that would be pedophilia.

I don't know who was gayer on that show, captain planet or the kid with the heart power who had the monkey.

Ma-ti wasn't gay he just got the short end of the stick. Seriously heart? What type of lame power is that?

Ma-ti wasn't gay he just got the short end of the stick. Seriously heart? What type of lame power is that?

Because if they gave heart to the black kid, the show would have been called racist.

Asterix and Latraviata...

And let us not forget their appreciation of Cleopatra's nose.
yet another unconsummated relationship. And they swoon over her nose but say nothing of her rack. How gay is that!

Asterix and Obelix definitely.

I'm also suspicious of Bruce Wayne - handsome, obscenely rich yet lives alone with a manservant and a young man. Said bit of jailbait he's talked into dressing up into very tight and very revealing spandex to indulge Wayne's fantasies. And he can't maintain any form of relationship with a woman neither. The causal relationships he has are just desperate, sad, attempts by him to hide his true nature.

The nerve, Batman? He has had more women than you can shake a stick at. The problem he falls for the wrong ones.

Vicki Vale
Catwomen

The guy has got women falling at his feet. He does better in that department than even Superman. He never has a problem getting a date to whatever society function he has to attend.

Ma-ti wasn't gay he just got the short end of the stick. Seriously heart? What type of lame power is that?

But imagine how easily he could pick up chicks? Assuming he was heterosexual.

yet another unconsummated relationship. And they swoon over her nose but say nothing of her rack. How gay is that!

She didn't have much of a rack.

Now superman would be gay before batman was gay.

Now superman would be gay before batman was gay.

Its the color scheme and the speedo right?

Its the color scheme and the speedo right?

and that stupid curl he does with his hair.

no amount of manly behaviour is going to make up for being called Marion.
I mean, Marion for goodness sakes! Marion

Johnny Cash made song about it. A boy named sue. With a name like Marion you learn to fight at an early age.

John Wayne is the definition of masculinity in the USA. Always polite with women, alway gets the girl. Goes to any length to save them even endangering his own life?

Cowboy, tough as nails. Marine in one movie. Punches people just for fun.

Anime. Just about any guy you see in Anime is seriously tainted if not all the way. Yuck. I mean if that is what you are into. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Johnny Cash made song about it. A boy named sue. With a name like Marion you learn to fight at an early age.

John Wayne is the definition of masculinity in the USA. Always polite with women, alway gets the girl. Goes to any length to save them even endangering his own life?

Cowboy, tough as nails. Marine in one movie. Punches people just for fun.

More like.. 10 or more movies. He wanted to join the Marines but because of his status as an entertainer they wouldn't let him.

The guy has got women falling at his feet. He does better in that department than even Superman. He never has a problem getting a date to whatever society function he has to attend.
they're just after his money. And once he's used them he hurries home to his cosey little love nest where Dick's waiting for him. He even calls him by a girl's name when they do dress-up.

http://indiana.bilerico.com/2008/07/BatmanRobin.gif

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/smartbombstudios-justice.jpg

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Care Bears all of them

Smurfs who knows really I am not sure they were that into sex with anyone. Except maybe Brainy.

My Little Pony

Spongebob might be hard to say the show is kind of wacky.

You are mistaking Burt Ward and Adam West. Now those two....Although Adam West does have the coolest voice ever!

Spongebob might be hard to say the show is kind of wacky.

I had the misfortune of seeing one Spongebob show and he cried in it, yes he must be gay.

More like.. 10 or more movies. He wanted to join the Marines but because of his status as an entertainer they wouldn't let him.
not true. He himself didn't want to go:

As the majority of male leads left Hollywood to serve overseas, John Wayne saw his just-blossoming stardom at risk. Despite enormous pressure from his inner circle of friends, he put off enlisting.
...
Thus, John Wayne did not illegally "dodge" the draft, but he never took direct positive action toward enlistment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne#Military_service_controversy
He was at the start of his career during WWII. Bigger, more established names like Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. (USN, Silver Star), Henry Fonda (USN, Bronze Star), Clark Gable (USAAF, Distinguished Flying Cross) James Stewart (USAAC, USAAF, Distinguished Service Medal, Distinguished Flying Cross, Air Medal, Croix de Guerre) all signed up and, as you can see, fought bravely.
Only Marion - Marion - did not.
He did tour some bases though.

John Wayne was the only person in the entire history of mankind who was manlier than Chuck Norris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFhu7Jq9Tr0

You are mistaking Burt Ward and Adam West. Now those two....Although Adam West does have the coolest voice ever!
Adam West's not gay. He just acts retarded to get the chicks.
And darn right he has a cool voice!

All companions of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

Dr. Snuggles. The name alone is a giveaway.

B.A. Baracus. Hence all the jewellery and the "Bad Attitude" name.

Not too sure about Shaggy and Scooby. Otoh, it was a show about a group of drugdealers. Probably enough controversy ;)

yet another unconsummated relationship. And they swoon over her nose but say nothing of her rack. How gay is that!

They're French. They don't care about big tits, they probably have weird fetishes, and they don't feel a need to brag about their conquests. I bet Asterix had her ass when no one was looking. As a Frenchman, he probably did all sorts of filthy things that couldn't be shown in a comic that children would read.

And Obelix is recorded as having sired a long line of warriors in Asterix and the Class Act.

Let's see, who else?

Ren and Stimpy, of course.

Mr Garrisson and... mind you, I'm going out on a limb here, but ... Big Gay Al? Possibly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFhu7Jq9Tr0

I'll take it you agree?

Didn't Colossus of the X-Men get rewritten as being gay a few years ago?

Cowboy, tough as nails. Marine in one movie. Punches people just for fun.

Trying a bit too hard if you ask me.

Han Solo! He was pirate, smuggler, cad. He trying to make play for Leia half the movie? Chewy like girls, except girls of his own species. Besides pirates can't be gay!

Let's see, who else?

Ren and Stimpy, of course.

Mr Garrisson and... mind you, I'm going out on a limb here, but ... Big Gay Al? Possibly?

Mr. Slave.

Mr. Slave.

Ah, I'm not so sure there. Sure, he lives with another guy, and wears leather, and shoves Paris Hilton up his arse, and a hamster.... but does that automatically have to mean he's gay? Aren't we reading too much into it?

Chewbacca is gay!

"Han Solo seems to be Chewbacca's partner in crime, and part of some Gay Marriage, who helps Chewbacca to eat someone's balls.They were last spotted in Yellowstone National Park, where a troop of Boy Scouts have been reported missing for eight days. "

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chewbacca

Didn't Colossus of the X-Men get rewritten as being gay a few years ago?

He was Russian I believe. In the comic books he wasn't but who knows with Hollywood these days.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Astonishing6.jpg

Ah, I'm not so sure there. Sure, he lives with another guy, and wears leather, and shoves Paris Hilton up his arse, and a hamster.... but does that automatically have to mean he's gay? Aren't we reading too much into it?

I just kinda have a feeling about him, but I'll go with women's intuition on this one and not make a call just yet.

I just kinda have a feeling about him, but I'll go with women's intuition on this one and not make a call just yet.

We will await the bleeps !

Didn't Colossus of the X-Men get rewritten as being gay a few years ago?
You're prob thinking about Northstar from Alpha Flight. They made him gay in a desperate effort to bolster Alpha Flight comic sales.
It was blindingly obvious he was right from the start. He was a former professional skier and a Quebecian. Can't get much gayer than that...

Chewbacca is gay!

"Han Solo seems to be Chewbacca's partner in crime, and part of some Gay Marriage, who helps Chewbacca to eat someone's balls.They were last spotted in Yellowstone National Park, where a troop of Boy Scouts have been reported missing for eight days. "

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chewbacca

That is just wrong. Funny, but wrong.

While at least three background characters in the classic 1986 mini-series Watchmen were gay, making it the first series to feature openly gay characters

Northstar even experienced a crush on the long-time X-Man Iceman, though it was a one-sided love.

Shortly before Northstar admitted he was gay, he was voted Canada's most eligible bachelor, in the Alpha Flight series.

You're prob thinking about Northstar from Alpha Flight. They made him gay in a desperate effort to bolster Alpha Flight comic sales.
It was blindingly obvious he was right from the start. He was a former professional skier and a Quebecian. Can't get much gayer than that...

I thought Colossus ended up having a relationship with Northstar. Wiki is not corroborating my suspicions...

It was in the Ultimate Marvel Universe, not the regular one...

While at least three background characters in the classic 1986 mini-series Watchmen were gay, making it the first series to feature openly gay characters

I can recall the two taxi drivers, but who was the 3rd?

I'm trying to figure out why it matters what sexual orientation a child cartoon character might be...

I'm trying to figure out why it matters what sexual orientation a child cartoon character might be...

DK, the beauty of this whole thing is its complete irrelevance.

I'm trying to figure out why it matters what sexual orientation a child cartoon character might be...

Some people may get upset about their children growing up learning that gay people can be heroes as well - instead of learning the wholesome "all gays are filthy abominations that threaten the planet as much as losing the rainforests" mantra.

I'm trying to figure out why it matters what sexual orientation a child cartoon character might be...

Tintin and other such graphic novels are not for children, though children often read them. I would assume that the Tinitin series in particular was aimed at young adults or adolescents, while Asterix was aimed at adults.

Just because US comics were written for kids doesn't mean the rest of the world did the same thing.

Just because US comics were written for kids doesn't mean the rest of the world did the same thing.

Are you sure about that? One could suggest that they are simply 'appropriately leveled'.

:p

Are you sure about that? One could suggest that they are simply 'appropriately leveled'.

:p

jejejejejeje...

Horatio Caine, of CSI Miami, appears to be morphing into a boy-hungry paedophile; the like of which we haven't seen since Lost in Space.

So what characters from TV, Cartoons, and Movies do you think are homosexuals?

A certain other Belgian character, who enjoys solving murders....

A certain other Belgian character, who enjoys solving murders....

Not Hercule, surely. He fancied bigbreasted Russian ladies ;)

A certain other Belgian character, who enjoys solving murders....

Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Let's see, who else?

Ren and Stimpy, of course.

Mr Garrisson and... mind you, I'm going out on a limb here, but ... Big Gay Al? Possibly?

I think Mr. Hat was gay too.

The Lone Ranger - the only real relationships he had were with his horse and Tonto. Besides, masks, tight fitting blue clothing, silver bullets and that whole "Hi-yo Silver, away" thing are just too indicative.

Stewie.

Stewie.

I would choose Meg before Stewie.

I would choose Meg before Stewie.
by choose, do you mean choose as in the biblical sense? If so..ewww.
Also, you must think Lesbians have low standards to go for Meg. Plus, she's had a few b/fs during the show. Even had aural sex with one of them.

Chris on the other hand though: 7 years now, and he's only had one g/f - and he fell in love with her when he thought she was a boy.
Can't get more telling than that!

I'm trying to figure out why it matters what sexual orientation a child cartoon character might be...
I'm trying to figure why you continually try to make out you know anything about the law when Neo always hands your ass back.

by choose, do you mean choose as in the biblical sense? If so..ewww.
Also, you must think Lesbians have low standards to go for Meg. Plus, she's had a few b/fs during the show. Even had aural sex with one of them.
Just because someone has a high school boyfriend doesn't mean they're not lesbian.


Chris on the other hand though: 7 years now, and he's only had one g/f - and he fell in love with her when he thought she was a boy.
Can't get more telling than that!

and with his big penis, he should just go into gay porn.

Just because someone has a high school boyfriend doesn't mean they're not lesbian.

She also had it off with Mayor West and Brian.

She also had it off with Mayor West and Brian.

If you're sleeping with adam west, then you're a lesbian.

That should be a rule.

If you're sleeping with adam west, then you're a lesbian.

That should be a rule.

wait. does that mean Adam West is a lesbian?

wait. does that mean Adam West is a lesbian?

You didn't know?

You didn't know?

nope.
It all makes sense now!
Adam West causes lesbians!

nope.
It all makes sense now!
Adam West causes lesbians!

He turned batman into the biggest dyke of them all.

He turned batman into the biggest dyke of them all.

to be fair, Batman was always heading that way. Adam West just hurried the process up.

to be fair, Batman was always heading that way. Adam West just hurried the process up.

That show made batman a dyke and robin gay....

http://www.batmangiftideas.com/adam%20west%20and%20burt%20ward,batman%20and%20robin%20merchandise%20and%20collectibles,batman%20cos tumes%20and%20toys2.jpg

Cracked.com did an article about childrens' characters that are gay. One was Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Let's see. He has three exotic pets dressed in dress-like moomoos with their initials on it. His front lawn is a little TOO perfectly manicured. He leaves the chipmunks in the care of someone grossly incompetent just so he can go on "business trips" to exotic locations where he can shop for antiques.

And at least one smurf. You have hundreds upon hundreds of smurfs and only two are female. And one is underage. So either they wait two weeks in line just for a few awkward moments with Smurfetto or they heed nature's call and smurf eachother until the cows come home.

And of course Tintin is gay. Spongebob's not gay. He's just overly friendly and flamboyant. He's just a friendly Frenchman that isn't smelly. He cries because he's secretly French.

Stewies bisexual. He's had "fantasies" of both men and women.

Cracked.com did an article about childrens' characters that are gay. One was Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Let's see. He has three exotic pets dressed in dress-like moomoos with their initials on it. His front lawn is a little TOO perfectly manicured. He leaves the chipmunks in the care of someone grossly incompetent just so he can go on "business trips" to exotic locations where he can shop for antiques.

And at least one smurf. You have hundreds upon hundreds of smurfs and only two are female. And one is underage. So either they wait two weeks in line just for a few awkward moments with Smurfetto or they heed nature's call and smurf eachother until the cows come home.

And of course Tintin is gay. Spongebob's not gay. He's just overly friendly and flamboyant. He's just a friendly Frenchman that isn't smelly. He cries because he's secretly French.

Stewies bisexual. He's had "fantasies" of both men and women.


If dave is gay then that makes John Arbuckle gay, don't ask why it just does.

If dave is gay then that makes John Arbuckle gay, don't ask why it just does.

No, cracked.com disproved that falacy. Jon's just a loser cartoonist that talks to his pets and desperately wanted to get laid. He's not gay. He's just creepy. And possibly got involved in beastiality. One can get too lonely, you know.

No, cracked.com disproved that falacy. Jon's just a loser cartoonist that talks to his pets and desperately wanted to get laid. He's not gay. He's just creepy. And possibly got involved in beastiality. One can get too lonely, you know.

I always thought kermit was gay no matter how much he pretended to love ms. piggy.

I always thought kermit was gay no matter how much he pretended to love ms. piggy.

I think he just pretended to love Ms Piggy in an attempt to hide his true feelings towards Fozzie. Fozzie was the original 'bear' (bear as in gay parlance)
Also, how do we know Ms Piggy wasn't actually a drag act? She was certainly flamboyant and tempermental enough to be one.

I always thought kermit was gay no matter how much he pretended to love ms. piggy.

He was gay. That's why he always turned her down.

I think he just pretended to love Ms Piggy in an attempt to hide his true feelings towards Fozzie. Fozzie was the original 'bear' (bear as in gay parlance)
Also, how do we know Ms Piggy wasn't actually a drag act? She was certainly flamboyant and tempermental enough to be one.


He was gay. That's why he always turned her down.


So gonzo was really normal instead of a weirdo compared to the rest of them.

So gonzo was really normal instead of a weirdo compared to the rest of them.

Yes. Gonzo may be a total nutjob that probably smokes and/or injects some powerful drugs, but at least that freak fits in with normal society better than his friends.

Yes. Gonzo may be a total nutjob that probably smokes and/or injects some powerful drugs, but at least that freak fits in with normal society better than his friends.

He was always my favorite anyway.

He was always my favorite anyway.

Same here. I always related with him better than with the others. Maybe it's because that drug-abusing (and I mean ABUSING) freak was the normal one.

Same here. I always related with him better than with the others. Maybe it's because that drug-abusing (and I mean ABUSING) freak was the normal one.

Bunson and Beeker are gay too.

Bunson and Beeker are gay too.

with a name like 'Bunsen Honeydew' how could you be anything else but gay?

The Swedish Chef wasn't so much gay as being pansexual (and no, I don't mean he's attracted to cooking utensils).

The Swedish Chef wasn't so much gay as being pansexual (and no, I don't mean he's attracted to cooking utensils).

this tasted pretty gay though...

http://tvtoymemories.com/BIG_Croonchy_Stars_cereal.jpg

Yes. Except for John Wayne.
You mean Marion Morrison?

Han Solo is quite clearly in a relationship with that furry Chewbacca
I had a prof who saw Gays in every piece of literature he read.

Moby Dick? Fine, fair cop. Ishmael and Queequeg had it going on. But he went on about a couple other stories then said Huck and Jim were having a homosexual affair in Huckleberry Finn. It was his theory that in any lit where there are two male characters who are close and who are of different colors, there MUST be a homosexual relationship.

So I raise my hand and said, OMG, you're right.... and they have them on kids' shows too. The rest of the class perked up because they knew I disagreed with him...

So I said, "Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. One: Bert is light skinned and Ernie is dark. Two: Bert's head is clearly phallic whereas Ernie's resembles the female genitalia. And Ernie clearly has a fetish for rubber since he's never without his rubber duckie. Have you ever THOUGHT OF the lyrics to Rubber Duckie?"

He 100% took me seriously. I wonder if my "analysis" made it into his next paper?
Thank GOD we had a smoke break right after that -- I don't think I could have kept a straight face for very long.... (ta-dum dum!)

I can recall the two taxi drivers, but who was the 3rd?

He's actually wrong on this one, there are four gay characters. As you already mentioned the taxi driver and her journalist girlfriend, as well as two of the first generation super heroes: The Silhouette and Hooded Justice.

I'm also suspicious of Bruce Wayne - handsome, obscenely rich yet lives alone with a manservant and a young man. Said bit of jailbait he's talked into dressing up into very tight and very revealing spandex to indulge Wayne's fantasies. And he can't maintain any form of relationship with a woman neither. The causal relationships he has are just desperate, sad, attempts by him to hide his true nature.

No, the casual relationships are supposed to make him look like a playboy to throw people off the fact that he's Batman. Robin's outfit is a bit... odd, but that goes for most super heros. I do think the Joker's made allusions to a supposed relationship between the two in-universe (though that could just be explained as him being a crazy S.O.B.;)).

On a related note, my brother claim's Batman's butler is supposed to be gay in The Dark Knight. Anyone have any idea what he's talking about?

this tasted pretty gay though...

http://tvtoymemories.com/BIG_Croonchy_Stars_cereal.jpg

Just below the title. Does it say "Cinnammon Toast Cereal made from four Nutritious Groins?"

Just below the title. Does it say "Cinnammon Toast Cereal made from four Nutritious Groins?"

I think it does, well that explains the chef being gay.

I think it does, well that explains the chef being gay.

I told, he's not gay! He just doesn't care what gender he sticks it into.

Didn't Colossus of the X-Men get rewritten as being gay a few years ago?
As far as I know, Northstar of Alpha Flight and Quicksilver were -- Colossus and Kitty got it on just before she "died", and Beast was the one who had rumors going on about his going gay because when he turned even more animalistic and his girlfriend, reporter Trish Trilby was about to dump him, he dumped her first saying, "It's not you, it's me -- I'm gay."

Here it is -- it's an alternate version, not the main Colossus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_versions_of_Colossus

I told, he's not gay! He just doesn't care what gender he sticks it into.

or species. :eek2:

He was Russian I believe. In the comic books he wasn't but who knows with Hollywood these days.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Astonishing6.jpg
Um, sorry. From the beginning of the comic books, he was Russian. Try again.

Piotr Rasputin? http://www.marvel.com/universe/Colossus_(Piotr_Rasputin)

A certain other Belgian character, who enjoys solving murders....
Let me see if my tiny gray cells can solve this mystery.... would that be Hercule Poirot?

http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_next-9-childrens-characters-that-should-come-out-closet.html

Finally found this article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_next-9-childrens-characters-that-should-come-out-closet.html

Finally found this article.

I never thought that about He-Man, but it makes so much sense.

The guy who wrote that article is clearly on drugs or something. But this: Captain Planet loves the cock. It doesn't come up in the show, but he does. I knew it. Also, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space(the tv show, not the movie). And quite possibly the Baroness. All that black leather, plus she's European royalty(which = decadent) and besides, Destro wasn't always around, you know...

by choose, do you mean choose as in the biblical sense? If so..ewww.
Also, you must think Lesbians have low standards to go for Meg. Plus, she's had a few b/fs during the show. Even had aural sex with one of them.

Chris on the other hand though: 7 years now, and he's only had one g/f - and he fell in love with her when he thought she was a boy.
Can't get more telling than that!

Do you forget the whole gay marriage episode? And what Chris wanted?

As for Stewie well have people forgotten about Olivia? But yes he does act from time to time in these later episodes.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_next-9-childrens-characters-that-should-come-out-closet.html

Finally found this article.

# 1 Curious George
The Man in the Yellow Hat, definably a pooper pusher. But George the monkey? He's a monkey!

#2 Kermit the Frog
Was kind of an obvious one. You could always put aside his constant denial of Miss Piggy as racism (speciesism?) but It's NOt Easy Being Green as the article proves... is definite proof.

#3 Dave Seville
I was 4 when I figured out he liked guys.

#4 Peppermint Patty
Peppermint Patty is gay. Only if you skip over the fact that she would have totally let Charlie bend her over Schroeder's piano. She's obviously bisexual.

#5 He-Man
Prince Adam digs Teela... his job is too work as a cage dancer at the Purple Oyster 3 days a week; he only works part time because he's busy saving the world the rest of the time. The Kingdom of Eternia's financial situation ain't so good thanks to Skeletor's constant attempts at taking over, so he's just helping his mom and dad along.

#6 Daphne
This made me sad :(

#7 Smurfs
Bean there, done that.

#8 Cogsworth
Really, it wasn't hard to figure out at all. I bet he was the #1 member of Gaston's fan club to.

#9 The Seven Dwarves
Not nearly as Manly as The Magnificent Seven for sure.

I'm trying to figure why you continually try to make out you know anything about the law when Neo always hands your ass back.

I'm trying to figure out why your method of argument is "attack the poster".

Actually two fictional characters that are gay is Rick and Steve from Rick and Steve.

# 1 Curious George
The Man in the Yellow Hat, definably a pooper pusher. But George the monkey? He's a monkey!

#2 Kermit the Frog
Was kind of an obvious one. You could always put aside his constant denial of Miss Piggy as racism (speciesism?) but It's NOt Easy Being Green as the article proves... is definite proof.

#3 Dave Seville
I was 4 when I figured out he liked guys.

#4 Peppermint Patty
Peppermint Patty is gay. Only if you skip over the fact that she would have totally let Charlie bend her over Schroeder's piano. She's obviously bisexual.

#5 He-Man
Prince Adam digs Teela... his job is too work as a cage dancer at the Purple Oyster 3 days a week; he only works part time because he's busy saving the world the rest of the time. The Kingdom of Eternia's financial situation ain't so good thanks to Skeletor's constant attempts at taking over, so he's just helping his mom and dad along.

#6 Daphne
This made me sad :(

#7 Smurfs
Bean there, done that.

#8 Cogsworth
Really, it wasn't hard to figure out at all. I bet he was the #1 member of Gaston's fan club to.

#9 The Seven Dwarves
Not nearly as Manly as The Magnificent Seven for sure.

I thought the article said velma...

I thought the article said velma...

Velma, Daphne... either works :D.

I am surprised my comment about Schreoder's piano didn't get any attention.

All of the smurfs.

The Smurfs are notorious for gangsmurfing the Smurfette, though.

Anyway, Mickey Mouse is gay. Yea right, he and Goofy, the happy couple. That's why he never married Minnie. :eek: Think of the children, don't let them read Disney!

Anyway, Mickey Mouse is gay. Yea right, he and Goofy, the happy couple. That's why he never married Minnie. :eek: Think of the children, don't let them read Disney!

No, no you have it all wrong Minnie was having sex with Goofy.

When Mickey and Minnie were married Mickey filed for divorce the judge said to Mickey, I'm sorry Mickey but you cannot get divorced on grounds that Minnie is crazy. Mickey replied I didn't say she was crazy I said she was fucking Goofy.

And didn't Goofy have a son? And a girlfriend?

Velma, Daphne... either works :D.

I am surprised my comment about Schreoder's piano didn't get any attention.

Because we all know Charlie has already bent her over that piano. Haven't you ever noticed the stain in the movies?

The Smurfs are notorious for gangsmurfing the Smurfette, though.


That was already covered.


Anyway, Mickey Mouse is gay. Yea right, he and Goofy, the happy couple. That's why he never married Minnie. :eek: Think of the children, don't let them read Disney!

I always thought it was mickey and donald....

The Smurfs are notorious for gangsmurfing the Smurfette, though.

Anyway, Mickey Mouse is gay. Yea right, he and Goofy, the happy couple. That's why he never married Minnie. :eek: Think of the children, don't let them read Disney!

Yeah. What is with Donald and those three nephews of his? Gay, incestuous pedophilia?

[QUOTE=Risottia;14387621]The Smurfs are notorious for gangsmurfing the Smurfette, though.

blah blah blah mickey blah
[QUOTE]

You've still got billions upon billions of male smurfs and only so many can gangsmurf Smurfetto. Also, this isn't a smurgalitarian smurftopia. It's a smurftatership and if Papa Smurf wants to smurf Smufette like there's no tomorrow, then he's going to smurf Smurfette like there's no tomorrow. No smurf wants to be banished to Smurfberia to smurf in the gulags. That's why they all "love" and obey Papa Smurf and proudly smurf eachother.