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The Alien invasion has begun!

Londim
08-01-2009, 13:10
Top Story (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2108149.ece)



A WIND turbine stood wrecked yesterday with one of its giant 65ft blades torn off — after it was hit by a UFO.

Locals were woken by the 4am smash after strange lights were spotted streaking towards the 290ft-tall generator on a wind farm.

Baffled power chiefs said of the smash in Conisholme, Lincs: “We have a team investigating.” There was no trace of the missing blade. A UFO expert said: “We are very excited.”

Dorothy Willows — who lives half a mile from the scene of the hit-and-run — was in her car when “strange lights” loomed in the evening sky.

She was among dozens who spotted the mysterious flashing orangey-yellow spheres over Lincolnshire — where the turbine was left wrecked. Dorothy, of Louth, said: “The lights were moving across the sky towards the wind farm. Then I saw a low flying object. It was skimming across the sky towards the turbines.”

Hours later there was an almighty smash.

Dorothy said: “My husband Stephen was woken at 4am by the bang.”

Afterwards there was no trace of one of the turbine’s three huge 65ft blades — ripped off in the collision.

Another was left twisted and useless. Other locals told how the lights looked like balls of flames. Lesley Whittingham, 71, even managed to photograph it — and said: “It looked like a giant explosion in the air.”

John Harrison, another witness, described how he looked out of his landing window and saw a “massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground” over the wind farm. He said: “It was huge. With the tentacles it looked just like an octopus.”

The object that struck the turbine at Conisholme near Louth on Sunday dodged others surrounding it — and last night experts had no explanation for what it was. There were NO reports of any aircraft collisions.

Council health and safety officials said even the strongest gale was unlikely to be responsible.

The damage was described by the Health and Safety Executive as a “unique incident”.

Wind farm company Ecotricity admitted: “We don’t know what caused the problem. We are investigating.”

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UFO expert Russ Kellett, of Flying Saucer Review, told how dozens of reports of mystery objects poured in before the crash.

He said: “Balls of light were seen in the sky and the MoD has no explanation. We are very, very excited about this.”

Last night the incident was the talk of the internet. It was dubbed the “Octopus UFO” because of the tentacles and how the lights appeared joined in formation.

The MoD said of the latest scare: “Unless there is evidence of a potential threat, there is no attempt to identify the nature of each sighting.”

Yes the aliens are here apparently and are out to take out our power supplies one turbine at a time! Those dastardly swine!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00702/wind_turbine__120_702313a.jpg

Anyway what do you think caused such damage?
Ferrous Oxide
08-01-2009, 13:12
If the aliens can't even fly properly, I'm not too concerned.
Londim
08-01-2009, 13:13
If the aliens can't even fly properly, I'm not too concerned.

My bet it was some kind of alien graduation party. Remember kids, aliens and alcohol don't mix.
SaintB
08-01-2009, 13:15
I think the damage was caused by an unidentifiable trail of lights that resembled and octopus in shape.
Marrakech II
08-01-2009, 13:27
So they havent found a 65 ft blade? Did they take paint samples off the blade that was wrecked to match with suspect vehicles? Is it also true that there was oil all over the place after the collision? What about the reports that the lights actually spelled out OPEC in the night sky?
SaintB
08-01-2009, 13:30
It was Superman, he needed it to smash Doomsday with.
Rambhutan
08-01-2009, 13:33
Several US airbases in the vicinity.
Peisandros
08-01-2009, 13:35
The Sun, lulz.
Zombie PotatoHeads
08-01-2009, 13:39
I just read that on BBC News.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/7817378.stm

I was somewhat amused by the ufo crackpot who had this to say:
"To hit two of the blades, any object must have been about 170ft long."

The idea that one blade could have broken off (probably due to oscillations weakening it) and hit the other is apparently too far fetched a concept to consider. Nope. Had to be a 170ft long spaceship driven by a presumably very drunk alien. Don't drink and drive interstellar craft!
SaintB
08-01-2009, 13:40
I just read that on BBC News.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/7817378.stm

I was somewhat amused by the ufo crackpot who had this to say:
"To hit two of the blades, any object must have been about 170ft long."

The idea that one blade could have broken off (probably due to oscillations weakening it) and hit the other is apparently too far fetched a concept to consider. Nope. Had to be a 170ft long spaceship driven by a presumably very drunk alien. Don't drink and drive interstellar craft!

Don't drink and hyperdrive?
Bokkiwokki
08-01-2009, 13:40
Wrong thread title. It should read: "The alien invasion has been stopped by one of our most powerful weapons". :D
Londim
08-01-2009, 13:44
Wrong thread title. It should read: "The alien invasion has been stopped by one of our most powerful weapons". :D

But these are Extra Terrestrial kamikaze!
Zombie PotatoHeads
08-01-2009, 13:58
Don't drink and hyperdrive?
D'oh! didn't even think of that one! much better. I tip my hat to you good sir for your clever bon mot.
SaintB
08-01-2009, 14:05
D'oh! didn't even think of that one! much better. I tip my hat to you good sir for your clever bon mot.

No problem, tis why I am here.
Rambhutan
08-01-2009, 14:12
Still at least we now know there are female aliens...

*runs*
SaintB
08-01-2009, 14:18
Still at least we now know there are female aliens...

*runs*

That could take the porn industry to a whole new world...
Bokkiwokki
08-01-2009, 14:19
Still at least we now know there are female aliens...

Yep, femaliens are the worst kind: "We come in peace, take us to your hairdresser!"
Er, well, and lots more like that...

*tries to catch up, dodging intergalactic rolling pins*
Londim
08-01-2009, 14:30
That could take the porn industry to a whole new world...

"However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" [/futurama]
SaintB
08-01-2009, 14:32
"However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" [/futurama]

The only alien I ever hooked up with was Brazilian.
Bokkiwokki
08-01-2009, 14:41
The only alien I ever hooked up with was Brazilian.

You mean Brazalien. :D
SaintB
08-01-2009, 14:47
You mean Brazalien. :D

Touche.
Ifreann
08-01-2009, 15:16
The Sun, lulz.
It was on SkyNews too. And the Beeb. Aliens iz here 4 realz, yo.
Wrong thread title. It should read: "The alien invasion has been stopped by one of our most powerful weapons". :D

Cower, puny aliens, before the might of our ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES!
Western Mercenary Unio
08-01-2009, 15:18
Cower, puny aliens, before the might of our ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES!

The envinromentalists could convince governments to get alternate energy sources with that.
Ifreann
08-01-2009, 15:20
The envinromentalists could convince governments to get alternate energy sources with that.

We have serious problems with illegal immigration, and we can't build a fence around the planet.
Hobabwe
08-01-2009, 16:03
We have serious problems with illegal immigration, and we can't build a fence around the planet.


google: Dyson Sphere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere):)
Bokkiwokki
08-01-2009, 16:12
google: Dyson Sphere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere):)

But then, of course, we would need a Dyson sphere with windmills on the outside, for our protection!
Hobabwe
08-01-2009, 16:18
But then, of course, we would need a Dyson sphere with windmills on the outside, for our protection!

Well, duh!

:p
Lord Tothe
08-01-2009, 16:25
Obviously the aliens are Republicans. They hate "green" energy! :P
SaintB
08-01-2009, 16:26
Obviously the aliens are Republicans. They hate "green" energy! :P

That just throws the concept of little 'green' men out the window.
Lord Tothe
08-01-2009, 16:32
That just throws the concept of little 'green' men out the window.

They're "greys" and you know it. This only shows that the little green men weren't around to protect us *nods*
Zombie PotatoHeads
08-01-2009, 16:59
here's a couple of great clips of a windmill failing:
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-vH42H_7k

http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=CqEccgR0q-o
Risottia
08-01-2009, 17:03
Yes the aliens are here apparently and are out to take out our power supplies one turbine at a time! Those dastardly swine!
Quick! Let us retaliate by sending our pollution to Mars!

Anyway what do you think caused such damage?
Mh. UAV?
Risottia
08-01-2009, 17:05
But then, of course, we would need a Dyson sphere with windmills on the outside, for our protection!

And after let's say 200 years within the Dyson sphere we'll send our white war-robots outside. "Krikkit! Krikkit!"
VirginiaCooper
08-01-2009, 17:16
Its amazing how people can "see" a few lights in the sky and somehow come up with octopus?
King Zhaoxiang of Qin
08-01-2009, 18:07
I wish there really were aliens with cool technology who didn't wanna kill us or eat us.

I want some of that technology they have in Star Trek. You have any idea how much you could do in a holodeck? I need one of those.
Galloism
08-01-2009, 18:14
I want some of that technology they have in Star Trek. You have any idea how much you could do in a holodeck? I need one of those.

Holoporn?
The Lone Alliance
08-01-2009, 18:25
Damn Alien Drivers, I think they serectly come to earth for our Booze. Explains why they are such attention whores when they are out.
I think this one had way too much.

That could take the porn industry to a whole new world...
The profits could be out of this world.
SaintB
08-01-2009, 19:20
Damn Alien Drivers, I think they serectly come to earth for our Booze. Explains why they are such attention whores when they are out.
I think this one had way too much.

I have always theorized that most of them are teenagers and college students.
VirginiaCooper
08-01-2009, 20:47
The profits could be out of this world.

And the appeal, universal.
Lord Tothe
09-01-2009, 05:38
Alien Youth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV5NAigMPKA)
The Romulan Republic
09-01-2009, 05:45
Sweet God, the jokes being made in this thread are bad.
Tmutarakhan
09-01-2009, 05:54
I, for one, welcome our new drunk-driving alien overlords.
VirginiaCooper
09-01-2009, 05:56
The poor quality of these jokes Mars this forum.
Lord Tothe
09-01-2009, 06:19
The poor quality of these jokes Mars this forum.

It's an astronomical offense against nature.
CthulhuFhtagn
09-01-2009, 06:25
Sweet God, the jokes being made in this thread are bad.

Yeah, they really must alienate newbies.
The Lone Alliance
09-01-2009, 06:47
Yeah, they really must alienate newbies. That's okay some of the people here are Xenophobes anyway.
VirginiaCooper
09-01-2009, 06:52
A lot of people can't see the gravity in the possible UFO threat.
Lord Tothe
09-01-2009, 08:27
The UFO threat is a pie-in-the-sky fantasy. *throws old frisbee pie plate*

Although that collapse took the wind out of the sails of the "clean windmill energy" movement.
Yootopia
09-01-2009, 08:30
The poor quality of these jokes Mars this forum.
You can take that kind of pun and shove it up Uranus.
VirginiaCooper
09-01-2009, 08:47
You can take that kind of pun and shove it up Uranus.

Jupiter able man. That was way too obvious.
Boonytopia
09-01-2009, 14:18
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.


Edit: Bugger, didn't see Tmutarakhan's post.