NationStates Jolt Archive


Pimp President Obama's Ride

NERVUN
08-01-2009, 12:40
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/06/driving.obama/index.html

While I gotta admit, the idea of 8in thick doors and all that communication gear sounds cool (Though I wish it did have a coffee maker installed) it IS ugly as all hell. What should be done to pimp this ride?
SaintB
08-01-2009, 12:43
I would look better in a solid color... but I say paint it Canary yellow, add a flame job, and some white racing stripes. Maybe you should also toss on some spinners and running lights.
SaintB
08-01-2009, 12:49
Oh, and spoilers, real big carbon fiber ones; and hydraulics. That should be pimp enough!
Ferrous Oxide
08-01-2009, 12:50
It'll look better when painted.
Dumb Ideologies
08-01-2009, 14:27
Give Obama (pbuh) a Lada in hot pink with a target painted on top. That'll learn him for being a pinko commie. But don't worry, he'll be safe. Allah and the ghost of Karl Marx will protect Him.
Peisandros
08-01-2009, 14:28
I reckon it'll be sweet with a paint job. Throw in some epic sounds, and yeeeeh boy, pimped!
Hairless Kitten
08-01-2009, 14:35
It should be a lowrider like:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/pinkfloyd1973/lowrider.jpg

It would be nice to see the president bumping on the streets.
SaintB
08-01-2009, 14:38
It should be a lowrider like:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/pinkfloyd1973/lowrider.jpg

It would be nice to see the president bumping on the streets.

Like I said... Hydraulics.
Vault 10
08-01-2009, 14:44
The president should ride a Shelby GT500.

Armored and all that, of course.
Londim
08-01-2009, 14:46
Limo's are so unoriginal. How about a monster truck?!
The Alma Mater
08-01-2009, 14:52
Limo's are so unoriginal. How about a monster truck?!

A Hovertank would be far cooler ;)
Vault 10
08-01-2009, 14:56
But a motorcycle is still the best.
Hairless Kitten
08-01-2009, 14:57
Why can't he use a bike?
SaintB
08-01-2009, 15:02
Why can't he use a bike?

That's as eco-friendly as it gets.
Zombie PotatoHeads
08-01-2009, 15:03
fluffy dice. It's screaming out for fluffy dice.
oh, and flames up the side.
Ifreann
08-01-2009, 15:07
"Sheesh," says another, "why don't they just transport the president around in an Abrams tank."

2nd best idea ever.
Best idea ever: Presidential Battle Mech.
The Alma Mater
08-01-2009, 15:29
Best idea ever: Presidential Battle Mech.

The "Samtron Imperius (http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2994)" ?
Obama did not look TOO happy about that ;)
Ifreann
08-01-2009, 15:31
The "Samtron Imperius (http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2994)" ?
Obama did not look TOO happy about that ;)

Exactly. We can install some change in here somewhere. And a banging sound system.
SaintB
08-01-2009, 15:35
The "Samtron Imperius (http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2994)" ?
Obama did not look TOO happy about that ;)

Liberty Prime! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE&feature=related)

"Democracy is non negotiable!"
Ifreann
08-01-2009, 15:36
Liberty Prime! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE&feature=related)

"Democracy is non negotiable!"

Sound system, check.