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Heart attack!

Black Kids
08-01-2009, 00:24
Ok, last meal I ate had about 2,000 calories. I'm not fat though because of weird metabolism but that's besides the point. What's the most heart attacking artery clogging thing you've ever ate? And should there be calorie restrictions on food?
Knights of Liberty
08-01-2009, 00:26
Ok, last meal I ate had about 2,000 calories. I'm not fat though because of weird metabolism but that's besides the point. What's the most heart attacking artery clogging thing you've ever ate?

Baconater.

And should there be calorie restrictions on food?

No.
The Emmerian Unions
08-01-2009, 00:27
Ok, last meal I ate had about 2,000 calories. I'm not fat though because of weird metabolism but that's besides the point. What's the most heart attacking artery clogging thing you've ever ate? And should there be calorie restrictions on food?

*headdesks* Dude! Yer not going to get a heart attck right now!
Ifreann
08-01-2009, 00:27
Nothing in particular comes to mind. And why would there be calorie restrictions on food? What would that achieve?
Trostia
08-01-2009, 00:28
I cook up shit like Kraft macaroni dinners, half a cup of butter each, on a routine basis. That's probably not that good health-wise...
The Emmerian Unions
08-01-2009, 00:30
I cook up shit like Kraft macaroni dinners, half a cup of butter each, on a routine basis. That's probably not that good health-wise...

It's perfect. Do a full cup of butter!
Setulan
08-01-2009, 00:30
I cook up shit like Kraft macaroni dinners, half a cup of butter each, on a routine basis. That's probably not that good health-wise...

Probably not...but it is delicous. :D
Luna Amore
08-01-2009, 00:33
That's a toughy. Probably a tie between the Denny's Slamburger and a sandwich I used to make that consisted of six or seven pieces of bacon, lots of mayonnaise, and butter.
Zilam
08-01-2009, 00:33
I once had a hungry man meal XXL, which is like a pound and a half of food. Well, it was like 1500 calories. But I was still hungry after that so I went and got the shak and baconater deal at Wendy's. Oh lawd. I know my heart suffered a lot from that, but so did my colon. :(
Black Kids
08-01-2009, 00:34
I once ate bacon wrapped butter. It was de-lish!
30-30-150
08-01-2009, 00:35
Would you moan at me if I bluntly said Fast food :p Well I'd say some of the worst food I had was some Bacon I basically boiled in oil in a frypan ... Tasted sort of nice at least (:
Trostia
08-01-2009, 00:36
Probably not...but it is delicous. :D

Oh hell dogshit yeah.

Especially when you add random things like a half cup of Ranch dressing, garlic, cayenne pepper, and chase it down with a fifth of cheap vodka.
Black Kids
08-01-2009, 00:37
Would you moan at me if I bluntly said Fast food :p Well I'd say some of the worst food I had was some Bacon I basically boiled in oil in a frypan ... Tasted sort of nice at least (:

I wonder how that would taste with a 72 ounce steak and gravy.
Black Kids
08-01-2009, 00:40
I once had a hungry man meal XXL, which is like a pound and a half of food. Well, it was like 1500 calories. But I was still hungry after that so I went and got the shak and baconater deal at Wendy's. Oh lawd. I know my heart suffered a lot from that, but so did my colon. :(

Hungry man meals have a lot of calories but don't fill you up. I'm guessing that was a 4,000 calorie meal.
Luna Amore
08-01-2009, 00:44
Hungry man meals have a lot of calories but don't fill you up. I'm guessing that was a 4,000 calorie meal.The Baconater only has 830 calories.
Zilam
08-01-2009, 00:46
The Baconater only has 830 calories.

You forgot the shake and the fries that came with the deal. :p
Dondolastan
08-01-2009, 00:48
Ok, last meal I ate had about 2,000 calories. I'm not fat though because of weird metabolism but that's besides the point. What's the most heart attacking artery clogging thing you've ever ate? And should there be calorie restrictions on food?

Are you on the Michael Phelps diet?
Luna Amore
08-01-2009, 00:51
You forgot the shake and the fries that came with the deal. :pThinking about eating all that hurts my soul.

According to Wendy's, a Bacanator, Large Coke, and Large Fries adds up to about 1650 calories.
United Anacreon
08-01-2009, 00:56
Are you on the Michael Phelps diet?

Not even close. I tried doing it and he popped up every time force feeding me tubs of lard. I'd say it's Michael Phelps lite.
Dondolastan
08-01-2009, 00:58
Wait, I just figured out what this thread is about. I ate 1 of those 10 pound burgers once.
30-30-150
08-01-2009, 00:59
I wonder how that would taste with a 72 ounce steak and gravy.

Not gonna waste a steak trying :p I like steak to much to possibly ruin it :tongue: I'm sure you'll be willing to try though!
Yootopia
08-01-2009, 01:01
what's the most heart attacking artery clogging thing you've ever ate?
Any Christmas dinner.
Black Kids
08-01-2009, 01:06
Wait, I just figured out what this thread is about. I ate 1 of those 10 pound burgers once.

Wtf??!
Bouitazia
08-01-2009, 01:15
I can remember feeling my arteries clogging up sometime, somewhere.
I just can't remember when, or what I ate.

So I would have to go with a pizza that felt like it had been fried,
and then having someone pour the remnant fatty ooze on top of it.
I haven't gone back there again, as you might have guessed.
Amor Pulchritudo
08-01-2009, 01:38
Ok, last meal I ate had about 2,000 calories. I'm not fat though because of weird metabolism but that's besides the point. What's the most heart attacking artery clogging thing you've ever ate? And should there be calorie restrictions on food?

BED* much?

[Binge eating disorder]