Arr! Avast, and shiver me... SALES?
Risottia
05-01-2009, 00:25
No, this is not about macroeconomics and unlawful conduit.
It is about me, the sales season, a shirt I was considering to buy, me moving with the speed of lightning and the dexterity of an elephant, and the hard carton price tag of said shirt hitting me right in my left eye (that is my best eye).
:p
Quite silly. I've just come back home from the ophthalmic ER.
Result: I'm officially a PIRATE for the next 24 hours (eye patch! :D), plus 5 days treatment.
I like the eye patch. I'm considering a pirate costume for next Carnival... though my father-in-law said I look like Moshe Dayan ( :p quite not the right time)
So, arr, and shiver me timbers, thar be sales aplenty!
(edit: a bit blogey, but hey, it's funny, isn't it?)
The point of this thread eludes me, but Risottia is a pirate, so I declare it awesome.
Fartsniffage
05-01-2009, 00:28
Nothing say, I just think my avatar is appropriate for this thread.
Can I be the first mate? I currently got the raspy voice and walk with a limp!
Call to power
05-01-2009, 00:34
I demand pictures of shirt!
also for the next 24 hours you are officially evil (I suggest you blow up the sphinx or for a more modern twist fight Israels in the Gaza strip)
Heikoku 2
05-01-2009, 00:34
Well, if you become a ninja, a zombie and a robot, you're gonna be AWESOME.
Hurdegaryp
05-01-2009, 00:34
But will you still have those charming characteristics when you sobered up, SaintB?
But will you still have those charming characteristics when you sobered up, SaintB?
I'm not drunk, thats the best part. I have laryngitus and a sprained ankle.
Note: That also makes me sufficiently miserable to carry out any nasty tasks that involve abusing the crew.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-01-2009, 00:39
The point of this thread eludes me, but Risottia is a pirate, so I declare it awesome.
Maybe we're supposed to guess what the moral of the OP is? My guess is that one should always wear safety goggles when going shopping.
Fartsniffage
05-01-2009, 00:42
Maybe we're supposed to guess what the moral of the OP is? My guess is that one should always wear safety goggles when going shopping.
Only during the January sales, or when shopping at Ikea (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/feb/11/shopping.laurasmith).
Risottia
05-01-2009, 00:52
I demand pictures of shirt!
I'm not going to take pics right now (it's h0050 here, sleepytime!), but it was a pale yellow velvet button-down.
Ashmoria
05-01-2009, 00:56
No, this is not about macroeconomics and unlawful conduit.
It is about me, the sales season, a shirt I was considering to buy, me moving with the speed of lightning and the dexterity of an elephant, and the hard carton price tag of said shirt hitting me right in my left eye (that is my best eye).
:p
Quite silly. I've just come back home from the ophthalmic ER.
Result: I'm officially a PIRATE for the next 24 hours (eye patch! :D), plus 5 days treatment.
I like the eye patch. I'm considering a pirate costume for next Carnival... though my father-in-law said I look like Moshe Dayan ( :p quite not the right time)
So, arr, and shiver me timbers, thar be sales aplenty!
(edit: a bit blogey, but hey, it's funny, isn't it?)
moshe dayan was kinda sexy.
Rambhutan
05-01-2009, 01:39
A vivid lesson on the perils of capitalism.
Dondolastan
05-01-2009, 01:41
Capitalism and the free market burn my skin...
Call to power
05-01-2009, 01:44
it was a pale yellow velvet button-down.
:rolleyes:Italians.
moshe dayan was kinda sexy.
I'm going to have nightmares tonight
Ashmoria
05-01-2009, 01:54
:rolleyes:Italians.
I'm going to have nightmares tonight
if you were gay they would be sweet sweet nightmares.
if you were gay they would be sweet sweet nightmares.
You just made me laugh... ON THE AIR!
Ashmoria
05-01-2009, 02:38
You just made me laugh... ON THE AIR!
oops
and you couldnt even tell the audience what was so funny...
oops
and you couldnt even tell the audience what was so funny...
No, I couldn't... The FCC would have me tortured and buried alive in a shallow grave :(
Saige Dragon
05-01-2009, 03:20
Well, if Risottia is captain with an eye patch, and we've got peglegged SaintB as first mate dibs on crusty drunken sailer #4.
Well, if Risottia is captain with an eye patch, and we've got peglegged SaintB as first mate dibs on crusty drunken sailer #4.
Swab the poop deck!
Risottia
05-01-2009, 14:14
No, I couldn't... The FCC would have me tortured and buried alive in a shallow grave :(
Lol, velvet button-downs kill!
South Lorenya
05-01-2009, 18:44
Yarrrrr!
...beware of recruiters named Bikke...