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My housemate thinks he "can smell something burning"

Rotovia-
04-01-2009, 11:13
It's like a Goosebumps chose your own scare, but not in any way.
Peisandros
04-01-2009, 11:46
AcridSmoke.
SaintB
04-01-2009, 11:48
I wanna see his stroke face!
Kryozerkia
04-01-2009, 15:49
Tell him it's all in his head. He would be able to prevent it by wearing a tinfoil hat.
Intestinal fluids
04-01-2009, 16:45
Send him an article on spontaneous nose hair combustion.
Katganistan
04-01-2009, 17:10
I dunno, look around to make sure nothing is burning?

Just a thought.
Ashmoria
04-01-2009, 17:12
has the building burned down yet?
Arinola
04-01-2009, 17:14
Blatantly a stroke.
Ra and
04-01-2009, 17:18
Tell him hes having a stroke, trust me, it'll be fun.
Fighter4u
04-01-2009, 17:19
Maybe it yours hot new girlfri- oo no wait, that can't be it.
Exilia and Colonies
04-01-2009, 17:32
AcridSmoke by CK?

What a rubbish option. You obviously meant Flame by Burger King
Fartsniffage
04-01-2009, 17:46
Set fire to something.
Saige Dragon
04-01-2009, 18:45
Tell him you smell it as well. That it is probably 'them' trying to screw with your senses. Go put on sunglasses, earplugs (cotton balls if don't have anything else), and some sort of mask to cover your nose and mouth. A tin foil hat may be a good addition, it will scatter the thought control waves.
Damor
04-01-2009, 18:54
Get a second opinion from someone with a sensitive nose.
It'll do you little good to burn in your sleep if he's right, or worry about burning in your sleep if he's not.
I don't see a reason to outright dismiss his claim as lunacy, though. Although it'd help his case if he could locate where the supposed fire is.
Port Arcana
04-01-2009, 19:06
What the hell is myrth?
Kryozerkia
04-01-2009, 19:14
What the hell is myrth?

A former moderator.
Bouitazia
04-01-2009, 19:16
What the hell is myrth?

It could be incense from a plant,
but in this case I strongly suspect it to be who, not what. ,)

edit: too slow.
Ifreann
04-01-2009, 20:53
Myrth is burning your roommate down.
Rotovia-
05-01-2009, 02:53
I dunno, look around to make sure nothing is burning?

Just a thought.

You might be missing something here
Dondolastan
05-01-2009, 02:54
Send him to a doctor. hands down.
Saige Dragon
05-01-2009, 03:01
Myrth is burning your roommate down.

Burning is myrth your roommate down?
Kryozerkia
05-01-2009, 03:03
Burning is myrth your roommate down?

Hurting my head your words are. :D
The Emmerian Unions
05-01-2009, 03:05
Hurting my head your words are. :D

Nice one Yoda.[That's a compliment!]
Dondolastan
05-01-2009, 03:05
Myrth is my burning room mate?
Pure Metal
05-01-2009, 03:24
tell him you're toasting Myrth

*raises glass and eats toast*
Dondolastan
05-01-2009, 03:26
I'm roasting some myrth right now. *raises glass and puffs a hit of myrth*
Rotovia-
05-01-2009, 10:57
I'm roasting some myrth right now. *raises glass and puffs a hit of myrth*

A man after my own heart