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OCALA, Fla. -- A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.

Investigators said Kelley Lemay called police to her estranged husband's apartment twice Tuesday night after an argument.

Police said the first time they came out Lemay didn't have any marks. The second time, she had a swollen eye.

Officers had handcuffed her estranged husband, but she came clean, telling them she had hit herself.

She was arrested for filing a false police report.

Anytime a person is arrested after hitting themselves in the face with a frying pan, you know it has to be florida. Does anyone else agree this is the strangest place on earth?

Florida is pretty strange...But, I believe she was arrested for filling a false police report...

Not hitting herself in the face, lol....

The good ol' South just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

America's penis produces many strange news stories.

America's penis produces many strange news stories.

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Anytime a person is arrested after hitting themselves in the face with a frying pan, you know it has to be florida. Does anyone else agree this is the strangest place on earth?

um...she didn't get arrested for "hitting herself in the face with a frying pan". She got arrested for filing a police report saying that someone ELSE did, which was a lie.

She got someone arrested, claiming he inflicted an injury that, in fact, she inflicted on herself. She lied on a police report, and someone was arrested as a result. That's a fairly serious thing, and police don't like it when their time gets wasted. It's also a crime.

So, while your article of "woman commits crime, gets arrested" is a nice bit of justice done, I fail to see what's so funny about it.

um...she didn't get arrested for "hitting herself in the face with a frying pan". She got arrested for filing a police report saying that someone ELSE did, which was a lie.

First of all, I never said she was arrested "for" hitting herself in the face with a frying pan. She was arrested "after" doing so.

So, while your article of "woman commits crime, gets arrested" is a nice bit of justice done, I fail to see what's so funny about it.

Clearly, you cannot envision the trailer-park where this undoubtedly occurred. Also, you have no sense of humor about a woman deliberately hitting themselves in the face with a frying pan, and then getting insult added to injury by being arrested for blaming someone else.

Hrm, well, I admit it may have a bit of three-stooges-esq aesthetic quality to it.

Hrm, well, I admit it may have a bit of three-stooges-esq aesthetic quality to it.

And everyone knows the three stooges were awesome.

Hrm, well, I admit it may have a bit of three-stooges-esq aesthetic quality to it.

Well who is Larry, who is Curly and who is Moe?

Well who is Larry, who is Curly and who is Moe?

This woman is the three stooges wrapped into a neat little package.

Hrm, well, I admit it may have a bit of three-stooges-esq aesthetic quality to it.
But Curly never called the police when Moe stuck him in a letter presser.
Also, has anyone noticed how the things you laugh at in the Three Stooges are very close to the cringe-worthy moments of 24? I think Jack Bauer is just an embittered stooge.

This is a decent story for a game of Germany or Florida.

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Anytime a person is arrested after hitting themselves in the face with a frying pan, you know it has to be florida. Does anyone else agree this is the strangest place on earth?
...and then blaming her estranged husband.
[...]
She was arrested for filing a false police report.

There's nothing strange about it. She has committed a serious crime, intending to do severe damage to a person by putting them in prison.

It's only fair that one doing that should be subjected to a similar punishment themselves.

I found myself gufawing uncontrollably when I read this. I used to do things like that to get out of school. Why didn't she hit her husband with the pan? Since she went to jail anyways...

This is a decent story for a game of Germany or Florida.

Germany IS weird...

False police reports are common. Around here, a woman got arrested for claiming to be kidnapped when she was really just trying to cover up an affair from her husband.

I found myself gufawing uncontrollably when I read this. I used to do things like that to get out of school. Why didn't she hit her husband with the pan? Since she went to jail anyways...



Germany IS weird...

Not as weird as Japan though.

Not as weird as Japan though.

Do not diss Japan in front of me!:mad:
Yes, they buy used panties and make tentacle pr0n, but that doesn't mean they're weird.:(


:D

Do not diss Japan in front of me!:mad:
Yes, they buy used panties and make tentacle pr0n, but that doesn't mean they're weird.:(


:D

Who the hell buy used panties? Even if I had a gf I wouldn't want her used panties.

Beside, I don't see Florida or Germany producing this.

http://myspew.com/pics/d/20203-1/japan+weird+shit.jpg

Or this...

http://andre.stechert.org/weird_japanese_shit/only_in_japan.jpg

Who the hell buy used panties? Even if I had a gf I wouldn't want her used panties.

Beside, I don't see Florida or Germany producing this.

http://myspew.com/pics/d/20203-1/japan+weird+shit.jpg

Or this...

http://andre.stechert.org/weird_japanese_shit/only_in_japan.jpg

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!:D

I rather use the term ''culturally different'' than weird.

Who the hell buy used panties? Even if I had a gf I wouldn't want her used panties.
www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp

Google Used Panties vending machine.


http://myspew.com/pics/d/20203-1/japan+weird+shit.jpg
guy in a costume? ever seen those Seseme street on ice shows?


http://andre.stechert.org/weird_japanese_shit/only_in_japan.jpg ok, I gotta ask, which direction is that train really going?

www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp

Google Used Panties vending machine.

Ok...that's fairly disturbing....and disgusting...on so many levels...

guy in a costume? ever seen those Seseme street on ice shows?

Yea, but I never see them with a transsexual either.


ok, I gotta ask, which direction is that train really going?

Does it really matter?

Do not diss Japan in front of me!:mad:
Yes, they buy used panties and make tentacle pr0n, but that doesn't mean they're weird.:(


:D

I give unto the Goddess Nanatsu no Tsuki a little red box of Meiji Almonds, and tickle her check with Pocki (the male kind).

Yea, but I never see them with a transsexual either. the gerbil's a transexual?! :eek:

Does it really matter?
think about it... Entering or Exiting... :p

the gerbil's a transexual?! :eek:

No the guy, well the gerbil could be too, it's fur covering up the panties and bra.


think about it... Entering or Exiting... :p

Now I just got the image of two trains going under that statue. :p

I give unto the Goddess Nanatsu no Tsuki a little red box of Meiji Almonds, and tickle her check with Pocki (the male kind).
Pocky?

strawberry dipped or Chocolate?
and realize that 99% of the time, it's BITTEN OFF!

the gerbil's a transexual?! :eek:

Nope, just the Gackt-look alike.:tongue:

I've been to Japan before, and I'm being deployed there again Monday. It's way weirder than Florida. But not Germany. They are the pioneers of Lederhosen and socks and sandals... I fear my return...

I've been to Japan before, and I'm being deployed there again Monday. It's way weirder than Florida. But not Germany. They are the pioneers of Lederhosen and socks and sandals... I fear my return...

''Culturally different''. It sounds prettier.

No the guy, well the gerbil could be too, it's fur covering up the panties and bra.
Nope, just the Gackt-look alike.:tongue:

??? I thought that was Micheal Jackson... :$

Now I just got the image of two trains going under that statue. :p
But you gotta admit... that image fits the statue's (Balloon actually) facial expression... :D

Pocky?

strawberry dipped or Chocolate?
and realize that 99% of the time, it's BITTEN OFF!

Either. Both taste awesome!:D

??? I thought that was Micheal Jackson... :$

"Only in America could a poor black boy could grow up to be a rich white woman." ~Unknown (mainly unknown because I don't know who said it.)

But you gotta admit... that image fits the statue's (Balloon actually) facial expression... :D

True.

Pocky?

strawberry dipped or Chocolate?
and realize that 99% of the time, it's BITTEN OFF! Either. Both taste awesome!:D
Poor Baldwin for Christ... :eek:

"Only in America could a poor black boy could grow up to be a rich white woman." ~Unknown (mainly unknown because I don't know who said it.)
and he launched his career with the song BEAT IT! and THRILLER!

Poor Baldwin for Christ... :eek:

Anata wa watashi no Pocky!:fluffle:

Meh... I don' know... They won't even let foreigners into their bath houses. I wonder what they do in there?

Meh... I don' know... They won't even let foreigners into their bath houses. I wonder what they do in there?

Bathe....

Meh... I don' know... They won't even let foreigners into their bath houses. I wonder what they do in there?

From what I understand, most foreigners don't know how the Japanese bath houses work. Something like they don't wash themselves before getting into the bath water and that irritates the Japanese.

Where I live, they make you wash before you get in the Pool. That doesn't sound so unreasonable.

Where I live, they make you wash before you get in the Pool. That doesn't sound so unreasonable.

Indeed it doesn't. That's the way it should be. The human body is a cesspool of illnesses and all that jazz. Besides, the Japanese tend to be wary of foreigners.

Where I live, they make you wash before you get in the Pool. That doesn't sound so unreasonable.

but alot of people don't. that's the problem.

And that rule is more strictly enforced in Japan?

And that rule is more strictly enforced in Japan?

Can't say really. but I do believe most Japanese would be to polite to not say anything. so it's easier to 'ban all foreigners' than risk either 1) embarrassement of explaining something even a child would know or 2) confrontation which could end up as a bad repuation for the business.

My Japanese teacher once said, "If you go to Japan and want to really know how good your Japanese is, talk to the children. the Adults will be polite, but the children will be honest."

I'm studying to be linguist, already a translator, though I haven't started learning Japanese yet. This study will also be accompanied by serving in foreign militaries.

I'm studying to be linguist, already a translator, though I haven't started learning Japanese yet. This study will also be accompanied by serving in foreign militaries.

Then do what some of my military friends did. Make friends with the locals and learn their customs. They will get you into places that normally don't serve foreigners. ;)

also it's the Locals that know where all the REALLY GOOD (not necessarily fancy and expensive) eating places are hidden.

Hey, you don't have to tell me twice, I'm going there for the 2nd time with the Marine Corps. I was saying, I'll serve in Russia, Israel, and then maybe Japan.

Hey, you don't have to tell me twice, I'm going there for the 2nd time with the Marine Corps. I was saying, I'll serve in Russia, Israel, and then maybe Japan.

ah, my mistake. Gomenasai.

that's why, if anyone is coming to Honolulu, I can tell you where to go for good food at non-touristy prices.

Food Network had a series "$40 a Day". she went to some of the more expensive places and used up her $40. I know places where she could've had three big meals and have over $15 left over.

Whatever, man. That's OK. I could put my answer in Chinese, Hebrew or Russian, but phonetics are a hassle.

Whatever, man. That's OK. I could put my answer in Chinese, Hebrew or Russian, but phonetics are a hassle.

yeah I hear ya. Sorry.

I ship to Japan on Monday! Wooo Hooo! Anything that get me away from family is good. Even if it were an Afghanistan assignment. Japan's weirdness means nothing to me. Besides, Japanese chicks. ;)

I ship to Japan on Monday! Wooo Hooo! Anything that get me away from family is good. Even if it were an Afghanistan assignment. Japan's weirdness means nothing to me. Besides, Japanese chicks. ;)

Have Fun ;)

Will do. :P

I still have grudge against Germany for the Holocaust though...

Hey, you don't have to tell me twice, I'm going there for the 2nd time with the Marine Corps. I was saying, I'll serve in Russia, Israel, and then maybe Japan.

Yeah Russia! Where In Russia are you deployed to?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/20/world/20japan.xlarge1.jpg

More Japan.

Yeah Russia! Where In Russia are you deployed to?

If he was going to help improve security at a missile base near Suhdek, that would be cool. Anybody who gets the reference gets a taco and a Bookers, neat.

Officers had handcuffed her estranged husband, but she came clean, telling them she had hit herself.


Before judging, I should know what the policemen were told, and by whom, when they were called for the second time. Anyway, it looks like she didn't want to blame her husband, not anymore, at the very least.
I wonder, is filing a false report any reason to arrest someone? She could just have been tried without being arrested, but I understand that US judiciary system looks quite strange to me.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/20/world/20japan.xlarge1.jpg

More Japan.

Dude, Urban Cammo.

Fear the ninja!:mp5:

I really fail to see how this makes Florida weird. Just means some Floridians are weird.

Before judging, I should know what the policemen were told, and by whom, when they were called for the second time. Anyway, it looks like she didn't want to blame her husband, not anymore, at the very least.
I wonder, is filing a false report any reason to arrest someone? She could just have been tried without being arrested, but I understand that US judiciary system looks quite strange to me.
Yes, filing a false police report is a reason to arrest someone because it's against the law. And no, I don't think she could be tried without being arrested. The police and prosecutors have to follow procedures to the letter. Filing a false police report -- especially one that, essentially, sought to frame someone else for a violent crime they never committed -- is very serious. It's not like a parking ticket.

If he was going to help improve security at a missile base near Suhdek, that would be cool. Anybody who gets the reference gets a taco and a Bookers, neat.

What a coincidence. They also call me the man of stone.

Just for...you know...different reasons.

What a coincidence. They also call me the man of stone.

Just for...you know...different reasons.

Neo Art's not an American..."He's a Russian, born over here by mistake".

um...she didn't get arrested for "hitting herself in the face with a frying pan". She got arrested for filing a police report saying that someone ELSE did, which was a lie.

She got someone arrested, claiming he inflicted an injury that, in fact, she inflicted on herself. She lied on a police report, and someone was arrested as a result. That's a fairly serious thing, and police don't like it when their time gets wasted. It's also a crime.

So, while your article of "woman commits crime, gets arrested" is a nice bit of justice done, I fail to see what's so funny about it.
It's funny cos she hit herself in the face with a frying pan :)
Since Nanatsu can't sig it, I will.
Woot woot
There's nothing strange about it. She has committed a serious crime, intending to do severe damage to a person by putting them in prison.

It's only fair that one doing that should be subjected to a similar punishment themselves.
It's strange cos she his herself in the face with a frying pan
''Culturally different''. It sounds prettier.
"Crazy". It sounds accurate.
Meh... I don' know... They won't even let foreigners into their bath houses. I wonder what they do in there?

Orgies.