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G-Force (http://io9.com/5121268/new-trailer-showcases-guinea-pig+transformer-showdown) is here to save the day.

No, I'm not talking about a team of agents operating from a secret lair somewhere in the Pacific...


Hamsters vs Transformers...

*urg*

Gimme a W! Gimme a T! Gimme an F!

And I was expecting a crocodile tax collector...

It looks quite funny, a bit over the top funny, but funny nonetheless.
I would watch it.
And I think that any mature jokes that may be will blend in seamlessly, so as not to "offend" parents.

I actually think it looks like a really decent movie.

Are you sure this isn't some lame, convoluted fakery that's trying to become the New Rickroll?

I actually think it looks like a really decent movie.

Gotta admit. I'm impressed with the cast. but Disney has the money to get the actors!

Stupid movies need not be watched.

And... it's legit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436339/
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/gforce/

Eh, it actually doesn't look that bad...I may go see it.

Stupid movies need not be watched..

Of course this is allegedly a Disney production, which if true, means people will mindlessly flock to watch it just because it's Disney. See the annoying crapload of shows and movies aimed at pre-teen boys and girls as Exhibits A through Z.

Gotta admit. I'm impressed with the cast. but Disney has the money to get the actors!

I find the concept quite amusing, I'm sure kids will love it.

Of course this is allegedly a Disney production, which if true, means people will mindlessly flock to watch it just because it's Disney. See the annoying crapload of shows and movies aimed at pre-teen boys and girls as Exhibits A through Z.

Yea, High School Musical was the worse offender. I'm still trying to talk to Disney about doing a HSM: Columbine.

"It'll be the last performance of their lives....literally!"

Yea, High School Musical was the worse offender. I'm still trying to talk to Disney about doing a HSM: Columbine.

"It'll be the last performance of their lives....literally!"

High School Shooting Musical.

That is some motherfucking exceptional CGI.

Yea, High School Musical was the worse offender. I'm still trying to talk to Disney about doing a HSM: Columbine.

"It'll be the last performance of their lives....literally!"

While Disney did give us Brittney Spears, they also gave us Jodie Foster and Kurt Russell.

Wait... isn't Lindsey Lowhan a product of Disney also?

Wait... isn't Lindsey Lowhan a product of Disney also?

Yep, she was in the Disney's production of "The Parent's Trap"

Yep, she was in the Disney's production of "The Parent's Trap"

Heretic! it was a remake! Haley Mills was in the original, also done by Disney.

Heretic! it was a remake! Haley Mills was in the original, also done by Disney.

Yea, that what I meant, a re-make.

Yea, that what I meant, a re-make.

Damn... forgot the Smilie! :p

sometimes you're just too fast Wil!

Damn... forgot the Smilie! :p

sometimes you're just too fast Wil!

That what she said!

Wait...did I just insult myself?

Freakin' guinea pigs.

One of the dumbest animals on the planet. Admittedly cute, but very dense.

Can't beat the guinea-saurus rex from South Park.

That what she said!

Wait...did I just insult myself?

THAT made me laugh my ass off.:D

THAT made me laugh my ass off.:D

Glad to be of service m'lady. *bows*

Note to self: A Guinea pig is not a Guinees biggetje.
Silly English with their silly names.


The trailer makes me say 'meh'.

Disney has gone too far? How? Aslan (http://images.google.com/images?q=Aslan&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&num=100&newwindow=1&filter=0) finally has genitalia?

eh, not that good not that bad.
pretty cheap to use guinea pigs. maybe as in internet rip-off, but that's funny but pointless.

I was expecting it to be five teenagers trained to fly like birds, which will somehow help them defend space, where 'flying' is kind of irrelevant.

Hear that? That's the sound of Will Arnett's career ending.

The guy in the trailer was spot-on
...horrible crime against nature indeed.

Hmm..

What, no Decepticons?

Ahem... Miley Cyrus...

They will stoop to any level to take parents away from their money.

They will stoop to any level to take parents away from their money.

We live in desperate times, so it doesn't really surprise me.

We live in desperate times, so it doesn't really surprise me.

We may, but Disney most assuredly does not.

Why did that trailer happen to me?

Why did that trailer happen to me?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did that trailer happen to me?
Because you liked Arrested Development and had high hopes for Will Arnett.

Ahem... Miley Cyrus...

They will stoop to any level to take parents away from their money.

I'm still not sure which atrocity Billy-Ray Cyrus inflicted upon the world is worse, her of Acky Breaky Heart.

G-Force (http://io9.com/5121268/new-trailer-showcases-guinea-pig+transformer-showdown) is here to save the day.

No, I'm not talking about a team of agents operating from a secret lair somewhere in the Pacific...


Hamsters vs Transformers...

*urg*

Meh, its not like the original was anything amazing...

I'm still not sure which atrocity Billy-Ray Cyrus inflicted upon the world is worse, her of Acky Breaky Heart.

It could be worse. There could be no Miley Cyrus and we would have to all focus on Jamie Lynne Spears.

I'm still not sure which atrocity Billy-Ray Cyrus inflicted upon the world is worse, her of Acky Breaky Heart.

Achy Breaky Heart was a deliberate and malicious action on his part. Miley was an accident.

It could be worse. There could be no Miley Cyrus and we would have to all focus on Jamie Lynne Spears.

Yea, but you're pretty much asking us to compare piles of shit. One of them being 3 feet tall, and the other 4 feet tall. At the end of the day, it's a pile of shit.

High School Shooting Musical.

Heh... that's nothing. Consider these:

High School Musical: College
High School Musical: Jobs
High School Musical: Retirement
High School Musical: Post-Death

Or alternatively (and incredibly further over the top):

High School Musical: World War III
High School Musical: Post-Apocalypse
High School Musical IN SPACE!
High School Musical: Ancient Times

And so on...

I rather a Muppet High School Musical

I rather a Muppet High School Musical

VETO!

I'm so glad that Disney actually has no claim to the Muppet Franchise.

VETO!

I'm so glad that Disney actually has no claim to the Muppet Franchise.

Oh God, if they did, they would rape it till the muppets bled out of every orifice.

Hope none of y'all were eating.

Oh God, if they did, they would rape it till the muppets bled out of every orifice.

Hope none of y'all were eating.

Poor, poor Gonzo...

G-Force (http://io9.com/5121268/new-trailer-showcases-guinea-pig+transformer-showdown) is here to save the day.
No, I'm not talking about a team of agents operating from a secret lair somewhere in the Pacific...
Hamsters vs Transformers...
*urg*

G-Force... I was really thinking about Gay-Force. It would have been far more humorous. Or maybe not.

Oh well, I'll just take out my copy of Aleksandr Nevskij, shall I not, hm? Yes I shall, and watch it shall I, hm?

Oh God, if they did, they would rape it till the muppets bled out of every orifice.

Hope none of y'all were eating.

I was drinking soda and now my monitor is full of it.:D

That is some motherfucking exceptional CGI.
Quite.
Freakin' guinea pigs.

One of the dumbest animals on the planet. Admittedly cute, but very dense.

Can't beat the guinea-saurus rex from South Park.
Please, guinea pirate>all
What, no Decepticons?

Needs more starscream, then maybe I'll watch it.

Heh... that's nothing. Consider these:

High School Musical: College
High School Musical: Jobs
High School Musical: Retirement
High School Musical: Post-Death

Or alternatively (and incredibly further over the top):

High School Musical: World War III
High School Musical: Post-Apocalypse
High School Musical IN SPACE!
High School Musical: Ancient Times

And so on...

Damn you... I just thought of one that is now stuck in my head.

High School Muscial in Interpretive Dance

Meh, its not like the original was anything amazing...

We'll see (http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&%20task=view&id=3966&Itemid=99).

Damn you... I just thought of one that is now stuck in my head.

High School Muscial in Interpretive Dance

I am proud to say that I have never seen any of the High School Musical films. I can think of some horrible possibilities, though.

Disney/FOX: That 70's High School Musical
Disney/CBS: CSI: High School Musical
Disney/ABC: Dancing with the Stars: High School Musical

After all, Disney does like to turn its films into TV shows...

back on topic: I thought the trailer looked interesting, albeit somewhat juvenile. It won't be as good as the usual Pixar fare, but they do own Pixar now and it could turn out better than we expect. I am unfamiliar with whatever this movie may be based on, though. Some of you sound it's a beloved childhood memory being destroyed.

I thought the trailer looked interesting, albeit somewhat juvenile. It won't be as good as the usual Pixar fare, but they do own Pixar now and it could turn out better than we expect. I am unfamiliar with whatever this movie may be based on, though. Some of you sound it's a beloved childhood memory being destroyed.

The Title of the film is the American version of a Japanese Anime series called Gatchaman.

Americanized (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076983/).

The team was referred to as G-Force.

Gimme a W! Gimme a T! Gimme an F!
World Trade Federation?

G-Force... I was really thinking about Gay-Force. It would have been far more humorous. Or maybe not.

Oh well, I'll just take out my copy of Aleksandr Nevskij, shall I not, hm? Yes I shall, and watch it shall I, hm?

The g could stand for gay. I mean, gayforce would not be terribly inaccurate for this film.

Disney likes to milk its franchises to death. I mean, who honestly likes Mickey Mouse anymore now that Disney has turned him into a laughing stock.

I would say the same for Nintendo's Mario, but the Mario spinoffs tend to be awesome. Especially Mario Kart. Pure awesome.

The g could stand for gay. I mean, gayforce would not be terribly inaccurate for this film.

If one considers that in the anime, Galator was a woman acting like a man...

It's a kid's movie, and looks like regular old Disney to me. Disney is good at making kids stupid like their parents, that's why it's so big.

The Title of the film is the American version of a Japanese Anime series called Gatchaman.

The team was referred to as G-Force.

I watched that show back in the eighties, it was pretty impressive when I was a kid. I didn't understand everything, despite the subtitles. The action was pretty satisfying, though.