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I was watching this cartoon on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvaMyP-fsJM), one of the funniest I've seen. I miss that show. So a poll for your pleasure. How would you rate yourself?

Over 9000


>.>

Well despite all my good things about me personality wise I am pretty unappealing physically so I am probably a 5, maybe 6.

3.14159265

:)

A-Number-One, Duke of New York. :)

2.71828183

For natural goodness. -_-

And for excellence.

2.71828183

For natural goodness. -_-

And for excellence.

do you really want to be known as a natural log?

Because thrre is no 42 (Hickhker's Guide To Galaxy) so i chose 7a(8 - Discworld)

do you really want to be known as a natural log?

That's what it's called, yes.




>.>
<.<

:D

1. I do not rate myself very highly to avoid any sort of ego issues. /nodnod

1. I do not rate myself very highly to avoid any sort of ego issues. /nodnod

You obviously have ego issues if you rate yourself so lowly. :wink:

I don't think it matters so much... but then I also think I'm a 10 :p

11. Because it is one higher than 10. ;)

10. Or the square root of 100. Which ever you prefer.

10. Or the square root of 100. Which ever you prefer.-10? Shit dude, I feel bad for you.

I'm probably i. I'm so good looking it's unreal, and I defy all attempts to categorize me on your limited scale.

-10? Shit dude, I feel bad for you.

I'm probably i. I'm so good looking it's unreal, and I defy all attempts to categorize me on your limited scale.


The positive version :p

I have money.

1. I do not rate myself very highly to avoid any sort of ego issues. /nodnod

i.e. better than Dane Cook ;)

I have money.

I believe that adds +4 then. ,)

-10? Shit dude, I feel bad for you.

I'm probably i. I'm so good looking it's unreal, and I defy all attempts to categorize me on your limited scale.

Pff. Be Rational (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rational_number).

I believe that adds +4 then. ,)

combined with not living with my parents, having a *cough*broken*cough* car, being a man in uniform and having a full time job I think I'm the hottest person on NS :cool:









too bad I have a small cock and no ambition >.>

Ohh self rating over the more or less annymouse interwebthingee!

I'm a 10, no no honestly I am!

Pff. Be Rational (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rational_number).But I can't be rational and not be real. So I'm sticking with i. :p

Jesus, the real number part of that wiki reads like a script out of star trek. It mentions subspace topology, topological fields and metric space.

too bad I have a small cock and no ambition >.>

I at least have a fat one...

6 (+4 vs. humanoids and large creatures)

My rating is about -ln (h), with h in international system units.

I rang up Science HQ, they gave me an equation to work it out precisely, and my rating officially appears to be minus 127,432.419

I rate myself with a 10. And there's a reason for it, it's not that I have a big ego. I rate myself and anyone with a 10. We're all awesome, and not just because we're on NSG.

I rate myself with a 10. And there's a reason for it, it's not that I have a big ego. I rate myself and anyone with a 10. We're all awesome, and not just because we're on NSG.That brings to mind that military axiom - "If you defend everything, then you defend nothing" (I can't remember the precise quote or who said it - I think he was a Prussian general though). If everyone is a 10 then surely 10 loses all meaning. So saying we're all 10s is like saying we all exist or something.

That brings to mind that military axiom - "If you defend everything, then you defend nothing" (I can't remember the precise quote or who said it - I think he was a Prussian general though). If everyone is a 10 then surely 10 loses all meaning. So saying we're all 10s is like saying we all exist or something.

<.<
There no pleasing some people around 'ere... Sheesh.
>.>

<.<
There no pleasing some people around 'ere... Sheesh.
>.>Oh, don't worry about me. I consider myself a 10 or whatever. My ego seems to have ballooned in the last few years. I also tend to get hit on a fair bit. I'm just stupid and frequently don't notice until they're too late, or they're male.

But, perhaps the jewelery store clerk had a good enough reason to suspect I was gay. I was there with my mother buying a xmas present for my sister. Of which my mum made huge fuss that the earrings were for my sister an not me. Even I began to think maybe she thought I was actually buying them for myself and was trying to be complicit with my story.

My rating is about -ln (h), with h in international system units.

*clickety*

Hmm, that seems to be a ridiculously large number.

Anyway, I put myself at about (e^(pi) - pi)/pi or so.

Obviously a ten on the Kat Self-Rating Scale of Awesomeness. YMMV.

I piut myself as ten, but I'm prbly and 8.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/2/3/e/23e6b2e6d7c0a64172918906a01cbc39.png

If there is an eleven, I'm it.

3 lol

I'm 10 :cool:

I have money.
Do you, by chance, drive a really pricey car?

I only rate myself in wingdings. Today I am left-pointing-arrow-black-square-outline-of-a-star-swirly-thing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/2/3/e/23e6b2e6d7c0a64172918906a01cbc39.pngSwirly thinghy?

I'll just take Nanatsu's ten.

Swirly thinghy?

I'll just take Nanatsu's ten.

See? Someone with sense!:D

We all deserve a 10, plus sign for the mods and all that jazz.

Obviously a ten on the Kat Self-Rating Scale of Awesomeness. YMMV.

The only scale that matters.

I'd call myself a 6 to 7, depending on the day and my desire for diligence in personal grooming.

wait, is 10 the highest or is 1 the highest?

Obviously a ten on the Kat Self-Rating Scale of Awesomeness. YMMV.

*encourages Kat to go mad with power and Katganistanalize everyones posts*

Do you, by chance, drive a really pricey car?

does it count if it ends up costing me really pricey money?

wait, is 10 the highest or is 1 the highest?

and just whats wrong with all the numbers in between?

*encourages Kat to go mad with power and Katganistanalize everyones posts*
does it count if it ends up costing me really pricey money?

and just whats wrong with all the numbers in between?

well, if 10 is the highest then i'd put something like 9 or 8. If 1 were the highest i'd put 2 or 3.
Therefore the numbers value will change depending on which way the scale is rated or made.

I wouldn't want to put 1 down if 10 were the highest, i think i'd miss out.
I'm not gonna put down 5 because that's a get out clause for, "i don't know but i'll give an answer anyway because i'm a poll puller".
no?

I'm not gonna put down 5 because that's a get out clause for, "i don't know but i'll give an answer anyway because i'm a poll puller".

actually 5 is the coolest because hes surrounded by the most people :cool:

actually 5 is the coolest because hes surrounded by the most people :cool:

yes, but most of those people are holding quite nasty pieces of weaponry. and looking at No 5 with intent to use those weapons.

i mean really, pick either above or below 5 guys, it's not hard. there is no middle way when we rate ourselves, or i'll send a navy rating to eat your soul/liver/kidney depending on the air currents and how full my air balloon is.
;)

Unfortunately..."OVER NINE THOUSAND!" was taken, lol...

So, I went 5...Im not that physically attractive, but, I like to think i have a good personality, lol....

Unfortunately..."OVER NINE THOUSAND!" was taken, lol...

So, I went 5...Im not that physically attractive, but, I like to think i have a good personality, lol....

You better get down that fence before i knock it down!one one one...
if you can't rate yourself i'll rate you for you....i say....7...there no more fencing for you..(I couldn't resist the pun)

yes, but most of those people are holding quite nasty pieces of weaponry. and looking at No 5 with intent to use those weapons.

I think your wrong their just showing their support by using their 5 fingers to hold stuff (further proof of why 5 is the perfect number)

5 fingers x 2 arms = 10 which is the highest number on the poll as the moon people would of predicted

i mean really, pick either above or below 5 guys, it's not hard. there is no middle way when we rate ourselves, or i'll send a navy rating to eat your soul/liver/kidney depending on the air currents and how full my air balloon is.
;)

why can't you conform like the rest of us? *saves a fortune by just buying Grey overalls*

I think your wrong their just showing their support by using their 5 fingers to hold stuff (further proof of why 5 is the perfect number)

5 fingers x 2 arms = 10 which is the highest number on the poll as the moon people would of predicted

why can't you conform like the rest of us? *saves a fortune by just buying Grey overalls*

5 is okay as a number....but it's utterly useless in polls...means nothing. just like you Call to Power, absolutely nothing. (if you can't tell this is humour it's because of that number 5)

conform?...over my dead body!
and before you say it, i'm having a viking burial..

I think your wrong their just showing their support by using their 5 fingers to hold stuff (further proof of why 5 is the perfect number)

5 fingers x 2 arms = 10 which is the highest number on the poll as the moon people would of predicted



why can't you conform like the rest of us? *saves a fortune by just buying Grey overalls*

CTP, you sound like the Chinese government during Mao Tse Tung's rule.:eek:

I'm the square root of negative pi.:p

Swirly thinghy?

I'll just take Nanatsu's ten.

Pah. Don't you recognise the first transfinite ordinal when you see it?! I scored myself the entire set of natural numbers.

10 is passé.

I rate myself with a 10. And there's a reason for it, it's not that I have a big ego. I rate myself and anyone with a 10. We're all awesome, and not just because we're on NSG.

Oh, you and your diplomacy!

*booes Nanatsu off stage*

Oh, don't worry about me. I consider myself a 10 or whatever. My ego seems to have ballooned in the last few years. I also tend to get hit on a fair bit. I'm just stupid and frequently don't notice until they're too late, or they're male.

I bet at least 30% of my self-esteem issues are due to being totally oblivious to being hit on/checked out. Someone usually has to tell me, and then we've usually moved past whoever was doing the checking out. :(

i mean really, pick either above or below 5 guys, it's not hard. there is no middle way when we rate ourselves, or i'll send a navy rating to eat your soul/liver/kidney depending on the air currents and how full my air balloon is.
;)

I don't know... sometimes I have the overwhelming suspicious that if you took every face in the world, male and female, and averaged them all together, you'd get my face. I'm CERTAIN this would hold true with hair, as my hair is the most mediocre, mousy shade of brown, not quite straight, not really wavy, and usually around shoulder length.

I don't know... sometimes I have the overwhelming suspicious that if you took every face in the world, male and female, and averaged them all together, you'd get my face. I'm CERTAIN this would hold true with hair, as my hair is the most mediocre, mousy shade of brown, not quite straight, not really wavy, and usually around shoulder length.

Surely that's a good thing? People like the familiar, it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm a 8 as far as looks go, but I'm a total dick; I have an IQ somewhere between 147 and 173, because there are so damn many different tests, so I'm reasonably smart, and I also have money because of my Jewish compulsion to save it. Plus there's the uniform thing going for me. What does that average out to?

I'm a 8 as far as looks go, but I'm a total dick; I have an IQ somewhere between 147 and 173, because there are so damn many different tests, so I'm reasonably smart, and I also have money because of my Jewish compulsion to save it. Plus there's the uniform thing going for me. What does that average out to?

Surely you can work that out, with your IQ?

was that Wil Smith Standup?????

How disappointing. I thought this thread was going to tell me how to rape myself.

How disappointing. I thought this thread was going to tell me how to rape myself.

I can rape you 3/10 for effort? And 8/10 for strange masochistic tendencies.

So I've gone and uploaded a new avatar, which is probably rather pointless seeing as I could have just posted a link to the image. However, I still want to see if anyone agrees with my assessment.

Bleh, I'm bored and I know I should get out more, but it's -3C with 100% relative humidity outside. The hell if I'm getting up and leaving the house.

The scale isn't just looks, it's overall. Also, imo 10 and anything below 5 is unrealistic.

1 I don't think can exist, maybe a disfigured serial killer in a coma who kicked puppies, and was hideous even before the accident.

was that Wil Smith Standup?????

No, it was a guy called Dwayne Perkins

yes, but most of those people are holding quite nasty pieces of weaponry. and looking at No 5 with intent to use those weapons.

i mean really, pick either above or below 5 guys, it's not hard. there is no middle way when we rate ourselves, or i'll send a navy rating to eat your soul/liver/kidney depending on the air currents and how full my air balloon is.
;)

That's because 5 is a super spy like James Bond, and he's going to kick their asses.

I bet at least 30% of my self-esteem issues are due to being totally oblivious to being hit on/checked out. Someone usually has to tell me, and then we've usually moved past whoever was doing the checking out. :(


*checks out Ryadn... but hes only a 5*

5.669201609

(My 100th Post)

3.14159265

:)

Cant go wrong with Mud 3.14159265

ratings are meaningless without context. i have complete confidence i'm the most me anyone could possibly be. anyone else would be them. which is ok too.

rating myself on the usefulness of my perspectives, priorities and intentions, to the rest of the universe if i were to possess a magic wand that would automatically fulfill them, factoring in the extreme statistical improbability of the existence of infallibility, at least in any awareness currently occupy a tangible life form, a nice round 8 or 9 might be ok.

I can rape you 3/10 for effort?
What will you do the other 7 times?

Whatever my post count is, minus 39, divided by two and then multiplied by .93

whatever my post count is, minus 39, divided by two and then multiplied by .93

10,291?

10,291?

Yes, and some change.

Over 9000


>.>

Higher than Chris'.

I bet at least 30% of my self-esteem issues are due to being totally oblivious to being hit on/checked out. Someone usually has to tell me, and then we've usually moved past whoever was doing the checking out. :(

I empathize and relate. I almost never recognize when I am being hit on or someone is interested in me. They have to be very explicit or I assume they are just being friendly/tolerant.

Except when it comes to some aspect of my intellect, I have very low self-esteem and I have a very poor body image.:(

FWIW, we are not alone. :wink:

I would refuse to participate in a caste society.

In any case, I'm not particularly attractive, but if I cared more about my appearance I could look a lot better. I prefer to concentrate on other things at the moment, though.

Edit: God, there are so many nerds in this thread.

I love NSG. :)

Well, if the gay guys who rated a profile so generously created for me on Hot or Not last year are any indication, I'd say between a 7 and an 8.

ratings are meaningless without context. i have complete confidence i'm the most me anyone could possibly be. anyone else would be them. which is ok too.

rating myself on the usefulness of my perspectives, priorities and intentions, to the rest of the universe if i were to possess a magic wand that would automatically fulfill them, factoring in the extreme statistical improbability of the existence of infallibility, at least in any awareness currently occupy a tangible life form, a nice round 8 or 9 might be ok.

It's just a joke. I think anyone that voted 10 in seriousness makes the video at the beginning that much funnier.

I don't rate myself too highly. I basically just am. Most days I have to find reasons to want to live.

combined with not living with my parents, having a *cough*broken*cough* car, being a man in uniform and having a full time job I think I'm the hottest person on NS :cool:



too bad I have no ambition >.>
HMMM... Not living with Parents, no car, no uniform, full time job, Pristine (untouched)...

lets see where I stand...

I rate myself with a 10. And there's a reason for it, it's not that I have a big ego. I rate myself and anyone with a 10. We're all awesome, and not just because we're on NSG.

Right here ^ :fluffle:

Whatever my post count is, minus 39, divided by two and then multiplied by .93

I'd just go with your Postcount.

Not your fault if the scale can't keep up. ;)

Right here ^ :fluffle:

You know it. ;)

1.61803399

10 because I can and no one else will...:tongue:

I went with 8. 8 is just a cool number.