Am I a horrible person?
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2008, 15:41
http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/106352/Billionaire-Blowups-of-2008
Is it horrible for me to feel a little better at my own personal financial losses(despite careful planning and some investments beginning to pay off, I've still lost about 10%) by reading about these billionaires in the tank?
4. Bjorgflur Gudmundsson
March net worth: $1.1 billion
Current net worth: zero
The October collapse and government seizure of Iceland's second largest bank wiped out the $1.1 billion fortune of Gudmundsson, the bank's chairman and biggest shareholder, along with his son Thor. His holding company, Hansa, has since gone into voluntary liquidation and is looking for a buyer for its U.K. soccer team, West Ham. It's not the first time he's run into trouble. A former shipping executive, he was charged with fraud and embezzlement in relation to the firm's 1985 collapse, and was eventually found guilty on five minor counts and sentenced to 12 months' probation.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fi/20/10/94.jpg
Great pic! :D
Also, even more childish was the giggle that escaped my lips upon hearing this guy's name:
3. Anurag Dikshit
Dikshit. Hehehe. :p
Risottia
31-12-2008, 15:49
Of course you're a horrible person, but we love you nevertheless. ;)
*rolls in a puddle of mud*
Tech-gnosis
31-12-2008, 15:55
You're a horrible person, but not for the reason listed above. It's why we love you. You make us feel better about ourselves. Which is actually kinda horrible.... :D
Ashmoria
31-12-2008, 15:55
youre not horrible but it is scary that a guy can go from $1bil to $0 so quickly.
Muravyets
31-12-2008, 15:55
"Am I a horrible person?"
Is this your version of "How's my driving?"
Yes, you're a horrible person. But not for enjoying the failures of the idiots listed in that article -- only a few of them do not seem to be guilty of bad investments and poor financial management, if not outright fraud. And all but one of them, after all that spectacular loss, are still richer than I will ever be in my entire life, most likely. For that, I won't even fault you for making fun of that one guy's name.
Rapturits
31-12-2008, 15:58
No, your not a horrible person
but your wasting emotional time in relishing the misery of others
and like so many others, giving attention to the rich and powerful when you should be attending to yourself and family.
and in case it helps, remember that
Its not the fella thats a billion in debt that goes hungry
Its the fella thats short a dollar.
Risottia
31-12-2008, 16:00
youre not horrible but it is scary that a guy can go from $1bil to $0 so quickly.
I suspect some kind of fraud, anyway. Bet he's hidden some money in some account in Switzerland, or at the Caymans.
Ashmoria
31-12-2008, 16:03
I suspect some kind of fraud, anyway. Bet he's hidden some money in some account in Switzerland, or at the Caymans.
he doesnt need to hide it but it sure would have been smart of him to put a few million aside in a more secure bank.
Kryozerkia
31-12-2008, 16:09
Schadenfraude... best describes what you're feeling. It doesn't make you a horrible person; all of us have felt this at one time or another toward another.
South Lorenya
31-12-2008, 16:12
Don't feel bad, LG -- I'm sure he was warned many times not to put all his eggs in one bank-shaped basket, yet he did that anyway.
If anything, you should be ashamed that you made a serious post. You have a reputation to uphold. :p
Lacadaemon
31-12-2008, 16:13
he doesnt need to hide it but it sure would have been smart of him to put a few million aside in a more secure bank.
When you own a bank, it's usually taken as a bad sign if you keep money elsewhere.
Doesn't inspire confidence in management. Which is bad for banks.
Anyway, everyone should laugh at these clowns, they deserve it. (Though I suspect, given the conditions in iceland, being laughed at will soon be the least of his worries).
And at least in socialist iceland they actually punish these fools financially. Unlike the capitalistic 'free market' US, where they get bonuses for Xmas. (Unless they are named dick).
Desperate Measures
31-12-2008, 16:14
That man deserved to have everything taken away from him for naming his son Thor. What a dikshit.
South Lorenya
31-12-2008, 16:16
Schadenfraude... best describes what you're feeling. It doesn't make you a horrible person; all of us have felt this at one time or another toward another.
Kryo's right -- I will admit that I felt happy when a certain NSers was declared KoS...:eek2:
Yootopia
31-12-2008, 16:16
Ownt :D
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2008, 16:31
Don't feel bad, LG -- I'm sure he was warned many times not to put all his eggs in one bank-shaped basket, yet he did that anyway.
If anything, you should be ashamed that you made a serious post. You have a reputation to uphold. :p
Dikshit. :)
Kryozerkia
31-12-2008, 16:36
Dikshit. :)
:D *snickers childishly*
And I'm not ashamed to admit it either...
New Limacon
31-12-2008, 16:39
For laughing at the man who lost everything? Yes, that is at least a symptom of horribleness.
For laughing at the hilarious name? No, not at all. Everyone does.
Barringtonia
31-12-2008, 16:42
For laughing at the man who lost everything? Yes, that is at least a symptom of horribleness.
For laughing at the hilarious name? No, not at all. Everyone does.
That is utterly the wrong way around.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
31-12-2008, 16:47
That man deserved to have everything taken away from him for naming his son Thor. What a dikshit.
For naming his son Thor, he deserved to be castrated, if nothing else, he needs to be stopped before he has Baldur and Váli.
For laughing at the man who lost everything? Yes, that is at least a symptom of horribleness.
For laughing at the hilarious name? No, not at all. Everyone does.
His name wasn't derived from the exploitation of others, his fortunes were. I shall join LG in relishing the failures of these men, but I shall also make severe tutting noises about making fun of their names.
That is very naughty, just because something is funny doesn't mean you are compelled to laugh.
Call to power
31-12-2008, 16:48
I'd like to know about these "investments" you seem to have are >.>
(my bet is your either a Columbian drug lord or on government welfare)
South Lorenya
31-12-2008, 16:53
For naming his son Thor, he deserved to be castrated, if nothing else, he needs to be stopped before he has Baldur and Váli.
His name wasn't derived from the exploitation of others, his fortunes were. I shall join LG in relishing the failures of these men, but I shall also make severe tutting noises about making fun of their names.
That is very naughty, just because something is funny doesn't mean you are compelled to laugh.
Some parents are cruel. I'm sure that Dick Trickle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_trickle) agrees. Let's not even get started wiuth Sarah Palin's unfortunate kids!
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2008, 17:12
I'd like to know about these "investments" you seem to have are >.>
(my bet is your either a Columbian drug lord or on government welfare)
I invest heavily in computer monitor and keyboard manufacturers. :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
31-12-2008, 17:33
You are horrible. Everyone who's managed to get through the "recession" intact (so far) and is vocally grateful that they survived (so far) when others didn't, is horrible.
This, of course, makes me horrible, too.
Fartsniffage
31-12-2008, 17:37
You are horrible. Everyone who's managed to get through the "recession" intact (so far) and is vocally grateful that they survived (so far) when others didn't, is horrible.
He's the chairman of West Ham, West Ham cost us the league in '95.
Screw him.
The Black Forrest
31-12-2008, 17:38
Not at all. Even in the case of the billion to zero; claimed losses and real losses are two different things. I really doubt he is homeless right now. The man was involved with fraud so this pretty well could be another case.
Ask yourself this; Do you think those guys would care if you lost everything?
Call to power
31-12-2008, 17:38
I invest heavily in computer monitor and keyboard manufacturers. :D
technically you could make more money investing in bush reconstruction and taco cleaning >.>
VirginiaCooper
31-12-2008, 17:47
youre not horrible but it is scary that a guy can go from $1bil to $0 so quickly.
While true, I would be willing to bet, say, $100 million dollars that most if not all of his money was simply numbers in a computer that he liked to move around for his own amusement. Obviously his liquidity was, well, 0%.
HappyLesbo
31-12-2008, 18:03
Am I a horrible person?Yes you are. At least you have been in the past 5 years.
Intangelon
31-12-2008, 18:25
Not remotely horrible, and shame on those who've said he is and genuinely believe it. If you don't involuntarily chuckle at a name like Dikshit, there's something wrong with you. Laughing when something srtikes you as funny isn't a crime. Treating someone poorly as a result of having the funny name? That's despicable.
As for the Icelandic ex-billionaire, when one considers the base contempt with which the majority of those who've amassed (notice I didn't say earned) that kind of money shows those who actually work for barely a sliver of such...it's easy to feel good about a kind of justice. Now, if the guy had been a philanthropist, there'd be a different feeling.
Regardless of your take, judging LG invalidates anyone's so-called superior position.
Hell no LG, if you are than I am. I been laughing about it for months.
Edit: Caps lock accident.
Dorksonian
31-12-2008, 23:17
Dikshit. :)
With a name like Dikshit, you'd think he'd try to stay out of the media.:wink:
Baldwin for Christ
01-01-2009, 00:24
There is a word for this, kasperschattenfreude.
Its a German word that means "To laugh in adolescent joy at the name Dikshit is dissimilar than to laugh derisively at a someone who attempts to earn the name by consuming Hungarian food before making the physical act of love in the manner of the Greeks".
Lunatic Goofballs
01-01-2009, 00:29
There is a word for this, kasperschattenfreude.
Its a German word that means "To laugh in adolescent joy at the name Dikshit is dissimilar than to laugh derisively at a someone who attempts to earn the name by consuming Hungarian food before making the physical act of love in the manner of the Greeks".
Yep, leave it to the germans to come up with such a word. :0
Baldwin for Christ
01-01-2009, 00:38
Yep, leave it to the germans to come up with such a word. :0
If you pronounce it with a "k" instead of a "sch" sound, it means "The slight embarassment mixed with frustration when a woman discovers toilet paper on her shoe, the removal of which gives her a brief moment to reflect on the inherent absurdity of the human susceptibility to amplify small travails in the lens of the moment, which while distorting in its exagerations of relevance, is still the only window we truly have to our world."
Or "purple". In some regions it means purple.
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-01-2009, 00:40
Not remotely horrible, and shame on those who've said he is and genuinely believe it. If you don't involuntarily chuckle at a name like Dikshit, there's something wrong with you. Laughing when something srtikes you as funny isn't a crime. Treating someone poorly as a result of having the funny name? That's despicable.
As for the Icelandic ex-billionaire, when one considers the base contempt with which the majority of those who've amassed (notice I didn't say earned) that kind of money shows those who actually work for barely a sliver of such...it's easy to feel good about a kind of justice. Now, if the guy had been a philanthropist, there'd be a different feeling.
Regardless of your take, judging LG invalidates anyone's so-called superior position.
If you're referring to me, I was attempting sarcasm. Sorry if I failed.
Baldwin for Christ
01-01-2009, 00:51
If you're referring to me, I was attempting sarcasm. Sorry if I failed.
Its okay, we sometimes all fall victim to shluepferkopfundheineken.
Its okay, we sometimes all fall victim to shluepferkopfundheineken.
Did you say.....fluggegecheimen? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2vqBYC5e-M)
Western Mercenary Unio
01-01-2009, 00:56
Its okay, we sometimes all fall victim to shluepferkopfundheineken.
And made up words.
Baldwin for Christ
01-01-2009, 00:59
Did you say.....fluggegecheimen? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2vqBYC5e-M)
Fair trade for the Screech tip.
Fair trade for the Screech tip.
dude, you get Lucy Lawless half naked, and I get porn featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond. One of us made out better than the other.
So..ya know...I owe ya.
Baldwin for Christ
01-01-2009, 01:04
And made up words.
Its not my fault German is such a precise language. Did you know they have over 14,000 words for "milk"?
Thats why their advanced technology didn't avail them in the war. Their pilots couldn't read the manual.
Baldwin for Christ
01-01-2009, 01:06
dude, you get Lucy Lawless half naked, and I get porn featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond. One of us made out better than the other.
So..ya know...I owe ya.
Just FedEx me your signed copy of "Different Strokes: The Story of Jack and Jill...and Jill". We'll call it even.
Marrakech II
01-01-2009, 01:42
Anyone that has modest means has cash put away. I know I do. A guy with a billion had to sock some cash somewhere. I'm not to worried this guy is going to starve. Maybe cut into his lifestyle a bit. One thing this guy still has is his connections. I am sure he can make a go somewhere else.