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NEW MEXICO- Un-identified craft lands outside Almagordo NM.

Eilliot Freiberger (efreiberger@gmail.com)

Just about an hour ago a craft entered the earth's atomosphere. According to reports the craft landed in a field outside Almagordo, New Mexico.
SETI also stated that they picked up what appeared to be a transmission
from the craft although officials have yet to verify this. Alex Wiseman a rancher who owns a farm near the site clamed that he saw a large bright light and that the entire house seemed to 'shake like it was an earthquake'.
After finding the craft had landed in a nearby field, Wiseman, 46 grabbed a camera and headed towards it. What he filmed can be seen on our site (just follow the link below) As he was filming, two beings emerged from the craft.
Wiseman truggled to hold the camera steady as he filmed the two creatures who stopped walking and stared at him for a while. After about five minutes Wiseman's courage failed and he hastily ran back to his ranch. The aliens did not give chase. The video he gave us has been examined by experts and the have concluded that it had not been tampered with. 'What we have here is raw footage.' says, Randy Swanson a film and photography expert 'If this is fake, then it is a very good one.'

Mr Wiseman has given us permission to put this video up for you to see although, it is rather disturbing so be warned: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Copyright 2008 (Elliot Freiberger)



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Lame sucked-dry meme is lame and sucked dry.

Lame sucked-dry meme is lame and sucked dry.

What If aliens did land though, what would be your reaction?

What If aliens did land though, what would be your reaction?

Oh, as if we've never had mexicans arrive here before... :p

What If aliens did land though, what would be your reaction?

I'd have to wonder what kind of retard alien flies to the rim of the galaxy to see a bunch of simians blow each other up.

I'd have to wonder what kind of retard alien flies to the rim of the galaxy to see a bunch of simians blow each other up.

Bored ones. With a mechanical anal penetration fetish, apparently.

I'd have to wonder what kind of retard alien flies to the rim of the galaxy to see a bunch of simians blow each other up.

Alien pay-per-view tv station owners.

It'd be like boxing only with high explosives.

Alien pay-per-view tv station owners.

It'd be like boxing only with high explosives.

I can see it now, Alien bookies taking bets on Israel vs Palestine, round 3827.

It occurs to me that'd be a pretty good setting for a sci-fi story. Aliens getting entertainment by humans blowing each other up covertly or overtly helping the underdog factions with tech to exacerbate the violence.

What If aliens did land though, what would be your reaction?
"What the devil do YOU want?"

Also, if you're going to use a Rick Roll, at least use the awesome one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg&feature=related

This one's always been my favorite.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKY5vvDC7Bc


The Rick Roll from Hell!:D

I'd have to wonder what kind of retard alien flies to the rim of the galaxy to see a bunch of simians blow each other up.

The ones on the Atkins Diet.

What If aliens did land though, what would be your reaction?

I'd be disappointed. I'd prefer if humans werent so backward compared to other intelligent species in our area of the galaxy.

But also it'd be pretty exciting as well to see what aliens look like and stuff.

I can see it now, Alien bookies taking bets on Israel vs Palestine, round 3827.

It occurs to me that'd be a pretty good setting for a sci-fi story. Aliens getting entertainment by humans blowing each other up covertly or overtly helping the underdog factions with tech to exacerbate the violence.

Already has been done in an episode of South Park. Then, the ratings go to hell and the station decides to cancel Earth, but the kids got a photo of the station owners having shoulder-sex or something like that.

I'd be disappointed. I'd prefer if humans werent so backward compared to other intelligent species in our area of the galaxy.

Just because they're on another planet doesn't mean they're intelligent or peaceful. For example, in the Alpha Centauri system, they could still be using rock-tipped spears and whatnot. Or maybe intelligent life is extinct there because of nuclear war?

What If aliens did land though, what would be your reaction?

We'll talk when ET comes over to borrow a cup of sugar.

Just because they're on another planet doesn't mean they're intelligent

If aliens land on earth, they are prolly gonna do that with a spaceship. And that would make em far more advanced than us.

who was it who said that they would come to either kill us, eat us or have sex with us :confused:

who was it who said that they would come to either kill us, eat us or have sex with us :confused:

Secret option D: All of the above, in that order.

Secret option D: All of the above, in that order.

How do they have sex with us after the've eaten us?

If aliens land on earth, they are prolly gonna do that with a spaceship. And that would make em far more advanced than us.

Not neccessarily. While not the best example, the Mayans, for all their time-keeping prowess, never invented the wheel.

This thing is sort of the reverse. Spaceship, but maybe they haven't... domesticated animals?

How do they have sex with us after the've eaten us?

I can't really describe it properly on a PG forum. Suffice it to say that it takes 15-20 hours and requires a crowbar, 20ccs of penguin blood, retractable arms and a full moon.

I can't really describe it properly on a PG forum. Suffice it to say that it takes 15-20 hours and requires a crowbar, 20ccs of penguin blood, retractable arms and a full moon.

Oh shit.

I can't really describe it properly on a PG forum. Suffice it to say that it takes 15-20 hours and requires a crowbar, 20ccs of penguin blood, retractable arms and a full moon.

Why penguin blood and a crowbar?

Not neccessarily. While not the best example, the Mayans, for all their time-keeping prowess, never invented the wheel.

This thing is sort of the reverse. Spaceship, but maybe they haven't... domesticated animals?

Well, if they can travel between stars, for all relevant purposes, they are far more advanced even if they make worse cheese than us or something.

Wow. A Rickroll. Never seen one of those before.

Spamtastic.