NationStates Jolt Archive


The Monster in the Attic...

SaintB
30-12-2008, 12:41
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28409695/

Yeah, so a man lives in this Pennsylvania Family's attic for several days, and they didn't even notice.
Bouitazia
30-12-2008, 12:48
I always find these kind of news rather odd.
People that live in basements,attics,closets, etc,
but are never noticed...and we are talking about years here sometimes.
Very strange.
Non Aligned States
30-12-2008, 12:51
Given the information available, the thief simply moved into the attic from the neighboring duplex via a shared access point once his friends decided to kick him out. It's not that hard to avoid detection once you've established yourself in a residence, in a place rarely frequented by the tenants.
SaintB
30-12-2008, 12:54
Given the information available, the thief simply moved into the attic from the neighboring duplex via a shared access point once his friends decided to kick him out. It's not that hard to avoid detection once you've established yourself in a residence, in a place rarely frequented by the tenants.

I take it you know from experience? :)
Tagmatium
30-12-2008, 12:56
Weird, really.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2008, 12:56
I always find these kind of news rather odd.
People that live in basements,attics,closets, etc,
but are never noticed...and we are talking about years here sometimes.
Very strange.

It's really not that hard. Katganistan hasn't found me yet. :D
Non Aligned States
30-12-2008, 13:02
I take it you know from experience? :)

Detection avoidance is something I learned at an early age. It is very possible to walk across someone's line of sight, as well as right up behind them, without registering your presence on their consciousness.
SaintB
30-12-2008, 13:04
Detection avoidance is something I learned at an early age. It is very possible to walk across someone's line of sight, as well as right up behind them, without registering your presence on their consciousness.

NAS, Ninjutsu Master!
SaintB
30-12-2008, 13:06
To be serious, this guy is facing serious time.
Call to power
30-12-2008, 13:34
he was wearing my daughter's pants and my sweat shirt and sneakers," homeowner Stacy Ferrance said.

well this is kind of hot...in a weird way

Katganistan hasn't found me yet. :D

then how do you explain waking up in a gimp suit with the The Revels mysteriously playing?
Yootopia
30-12-2008, 13:36
lol wut :D
SaintB
30-12-2008, 14:20
lol wut :D

That was my initial reaction too.
Bouitazia
30-12-2008, 14:24
It's really not that hard. Katganistan hasn't found me yet. :D

Really??
And here I thought he only had to follow the trail of pie and taco crumbs. ,)
Rambhutan
30-12-2008, 14:59
And I thought that noise was the ceiling cat...
Ashmoria
30-12-2008, 15:12
the guy seems just a tad crazy.
Damor
30-12-2008, 15:14
I can remember a story from Japan where a guy had a woman living in his closet (I think) for months without him noticing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7426950.stm
SaintB
30-12-2008, 15:18
the guy seems just a tad crazy.

Or he's the ultimate freeloader.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-12-2008, 15:37
Didn't something like this happen in Japan not too long ago? I seem to recall that in that case it was a woman living inside the closet of a residence.
Katganistan
30-12-2008, 15:44
Joke's on you. I was up in the attic a week ago.....





And left you milk, cookies, and tacos. :D
Muravyets
30-12-2008, 15:52
the guy seems just a tad crazy.
Yeah, just a tad. Gosh, I wonder why his friends (the neighbors) kicked him out in the first place. Could it have been his penchant for stealing their stuff and wearing their underwear?

Stories like this are so weird and so creepy. It makes me support that fung shui rule that says you should have no unused "dead" spaces in your home because negative stuff can accumulate in them. Case in point.
SaintB
30-12-2008, 15:56
Yeah, just a tad. Gosh, I wonder why his friends (the neighbors) kicked him out in the first place. Could it have been his penchant for stealing their stuff and wearing their underwear?

Stories like this are so weird and so creepy. It makes me support that fung shui rule that says you should have no unused "dead" spaces in your home because negative stuff can accumulate in them. Case in point.

Case in point, 20 somethings that are messed up in the head who live in your attic.
Muravyets
30-12-2008, 15:58
Case in point, 20 somethings that are messed up in the head who live in your attic.
Seriously. I don't want any crazy men in my attic, unless I'm the one who stuck them up there.
SaintB
30-12-2008, 16:02
Seriously. I don't want any crazy men in my attic, unless I'm the one who stuck them up there.

Damn! Back to the drawing board... :p
Wilgrove
30-12-2008, 16:15
But he could've been the family pet!
Call to power
30-12-2008, 16:21
And left you milk, cookies, and tacos. :D

make your own damn shoes :mad:

But he could've been the family pet!

did you think he put womens clothes on voluntarily?
Muravyets
30-12-2008, 16:23
make your own damn shoes :mad:



did you think he put womens clothes on voluntarily?
He could have. Now, if he had also been found wearing foam antlers and something tinsely, I'd suspect pet-treatment.
Call to power
30-12-2008, 16:32
He could have. Now, if he had also been found wearing foam antlers and something tinsely, I'd suspect pet-treatment.

well somebody has obviously potty trained him
Katganistan
30-12-2008, 16:32
make your own damn shoes :mad:



did you think he put womens clothes on voluntarily?
Hello, I have plenty of shoes. I want pies. Mmmmmmm, pie. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/)
Call to power
30-12-2008, 16:40
Hello, I have plenty of shoes. I want pies. Mmmmmmm, pie. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/)

trust me on this, the last thing you want is elves getting baked in your house all day :p
JuNii
30-12-2008, 17:37
Didn't something like this happen in Japan not too long ago? I seem to recall that in that case it was a woman living inside the closet of a residence. My thoughts exactly... but the woman stayed longer I believe.


Police said the 21-year-old Carter had been staying with his friends, who are Ferrance's neighbors in a duplex. But when they told him to leave, he apparently accessed the shared attic through a trap door in a bedroom ceiling.

The friends said Carter went missing on Dec. 19 and they filed a missing person report a few days before Christmas.
so they asked him to leave... then when he does they file a missing person report?!? :confused:
Veblenia
30-12-2008, 18:08
I'm pretty sure this turned out to be a hoax, but....

Phrogging (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de0wxVDaajw)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-12-2008, 18:33
My thoughts exactly... but the woman stayed longer I believe.

Yeah, something like a year or so, I think.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2008, 19:37
then how do you explain waking up in a gimp suit with the The Revels mysteriously playing?

That's how I fell asleep. I was just drunk and kind of foggy on the details. *nod*
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2008, 19:39
Joke's on you. I was up in the attic a week ago.....





And left you milk, cookies, and tacos. :D

Yay! :D