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2008 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7759281.stm) is going to be an extra second long.

So what will you do with the bonus time?

I intend to learn how to play the didgeridoo.

I will behave oddly. :)

I will probably go and commit some serious crimes.

"In my defense your honour, the period of time which the prosecutors allege I stole 4 billion dollars never existed. Therefore I could not have possibly done it!"

Of course... I am going to have to work out how to hack into the bank, transfer the funds to my name and get out all within 1 second...

Let me think about this for a second...damn it.

I'll spend it giving this thread an inane response. :p

I shall blink an extra time.

So what will you do with the bonus time?
Drink another shot.

be pronounced dead

I shall wink slyly.

have sex twice?

have sex twice?

In one second? I only envy you because you are having sex. twice.

I wasted my extra second somewhere in this thread.

2008 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7759281.stm) is going to be an extra second long.

So what will you do with the bonus time?

I intend to learn how to play the didgeridoo.

oh great DLS just got abit longer by one sceond :(

Learn to play sudoku once and for all!

Or a second shorter rather.

Great, 2007 owed me a second.

Finally get those meddling kids.

I will create world peace!

I will behave oddly. :)

Divisbly or primely odd?

As for me, I intend to whistle in the dark. I mean, I'm having a wonderful time, but that's what I'd rather be doing. After all, that's the only thing I know how to do well, and I've often been told that I only should do what I know how to do well, and that's be me.

Be what I'm like.

Be like myself.

2008 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7759281.stm) is going to be an extra second long.

So what will you do with the bonus time?

I intend to learn how to play the didgeridoo.

Ah, man...Father Time modernized his look! :(

Divisbly or primely odd?

Both!

:)

:confused:

:D

Is it just me or does anyone else agree that the World Director of Time should be legaly required to wear a superhero costume.

Well, I'll-oops, wasted my extra second.
I'll get smashed... maybe.

Masturbate furiously in an effort to get one more into 2008.

2008 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7759281.stm) is going to be an extra second long.

So what will you do with the bonus time?

I intend to learn how to play the didgeridoo.

Chug a beer as fast as I can

Masturbate furiously in an effort to get one more into 2008.

Make sure you wash your hands;)

2008 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7759281.stm) is going to be an extra second long.
Of all the fucking years to lengthen... it already had an extra day, wasn't that enough?

Is it just me or does anyone else agree that the World Director of Time should be legaly required to wear a superhero costume.

Or at least a Flavor Flave kind of clock necklace.

Or at least a Flavor Flave kind of clock necklace.

I'm sorely tempted to change my degree from zoology to astrophysics just so I could have a shot at getting that job.
I would make everyone adress me by my full title everytime they talked to me.

Light the fuse!

I plan to use the extra second to read 1/1,000,000,000,000th of War and Peace

I wish I had Dr. Dennis McCarthy's job, "world director of time." I would only use my time-control powers for good, though.

This is quite fitting. I just came to the realization that 2008 could officially be considered the worst year of my life, and now I learn that its longer than all the rest.

/Bitch mode

In this second granted to me by God and Professor Brian Cox, who, in joint effort, pulled several stray strands of time out of the infinite variety of the cosmos to create a single instant where there was nothing before, I am going to . . .
ADJUST MY BELT!

Okay, so that's pretty lame and totally not worth the build up. But what else am I going to do with one second?

So what will you do with the bonus time?


One sip more of Spumante d'Asti.

In this second granted to me by God and Professor Brian Cox, who, in joint effort, pulled several stray strands of time out of the infinite variety of the cosmos to create a single instant where there was nothing before, I am going to . . .

I think it's a fairly safe bet that Professor Brian Cox has been sent by God to be our new Lord and King in the New Year. He's the only man I know with the power to change time itself.