NationStates Jolt Archive


Candy Canes Treat Irratable Bowel Syndrome and Kill Bacteria

SaintB
29-12-2008, 00:43
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/12/24/candy-canes-germs.html <--- Link

New studies on peppermint, the key flavoring in traditional candy canes, reveal the herb may do everything from kill germs to treat digestive troubles.

Hah! Eat that mom, candy really is good for you!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
29-12-2008, 00:59
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/12/24/candy-canes-germs.html <--- Link



Hah! Eat that mom, candy really is good for you!

Oh my. Mint, cures what ails ya!
Conserative Morality
29-12-2008, 01:17
And on a related note, Chocolate is healthy! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Health)

Of course, I'm fresh out of candy canes, so...:(
Sarkhaan
29-12-2008, 01:20
Interesting that the scents that usually get associated with "clean" (citrus, mint) actually do kill bacteria
Vampire Knight Zero
29-12-2008, 01:21
Amusingly, we have plenty of candy-canes downstairs... :)
SaintB
29-12-2008, 01:23
Interesting that the scents that usually get associated with "clean" (citrus, mint) actually do kill bacteria

I think its a base instinct to associate them with clean. Citrus also kills vermin...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
29-12-2008, 01:26
I think its a base instinct to associate them with clean. Citrus also kills vermin...

And it's the only thing that can kill the bacteria on seafood.
Londim
29-12-2008, 01:28
Damn it! I have no candy canes!
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2008, 01:32
Damn it! I have no candy canes!

You gonna die! :eek:
SaintB
29-12-2008, 01:51
You gonna die! :eek:

Quick. Everyone donate a penny to the save Londim fund!
Ifreann
29-12-2008, 01:56
Cure your Irritable Bowel Syndrome: Stick a candy cane up your ass!
Gelgisith
29-12-2008, 01:57
/me decides to hoard peppermint.
Christmahanikwanzikah
29-12-2008, 02:07
Who the hell cares about candy canes when dark chocolate has major health benefits?!

*devours*
Intangelon
29-12-2008, 06:45
Oh my. Mint, cures what ails ya!

That means a mojito is a curative? HELL YEAH!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
29-12-2008, 22:34
That means a mojito is a curative? HELL YEAH!

My esteemed comrade, mojito is a cure for everything!
No Names Left Damn It
29-12-2008, 22:41
Funny, the only time I ate a lot of candy canes I ended up with the runs.
New Limacon
29-12-2008, 22:43
Damn it! I have no candy canes!

Just drink some ammonia, that also kills bacteria. I don't know about IBS, but if you don't have it you should be fine.
Myedvedeya
29-12-2008, 22:44
My esteemed comrade, mojito is a cure for everything!

Mojito
Take by mouth until your troubles go away.

The fast-acting cure for bacterial infection, irritable bowel syndrome, the common cold, awkwardness, sadness, and nearly any other affliction you can think of.
WARNING! Take only as directed! Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, passing out, loss of memory, venereal disease, and sleeping with ugly people
Sarkhaan
29-12-2008, 22:52
Mojito
Take by mouth until your troubles go away.

The fast-acting cure for bacterial infection, irritable bowel syndrome, the common cold, awkwardness, sadness, and nearly any other affliction you can think of.
WARNING! Take only as directed! Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, passing out, loss of memory, venereal disease, and sleeping with ugly people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5udOOguJc
:)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
29-12-2008, 22:52
Mojito
Take by mouth until your troubles go away.

The fast-acting cure for bacterial infection, irritable bowel syndrome, the common cold, awkwardness, sadness, and nearly any other affliction you can think of.
WARNING! Take only as directed! Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, passing out, loss of memory, venereal disease, and sleeping with ugly people

Dude, I must thank you for making me howl with laughter in this, a stressful day.:fluffle:
Myedvedeya
29-12-2008, 22:56
Dude, I must thank you for making me howl with laughter in this, a stressful day.:fluffle:

Glad to be of service. :fluffle:
Domici
30-12-2008, 01:23
My esteemed comrade, mojito is a cure for everything!

Any alcohol will solve all your problems. Assuming your only problems are speaking too clearly, having too much disposable income, and chronic sobriety.

I suffer from two of those. I'm working on suffering from the third.
Trollgaard
30-12-2008, 01:31
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/12/24/candy-canes-germs.html <--- Link



Hah! Eat that mom, candy really is good for you!

Haha! Fucking awesome!
Intangelon
30-12-2008, 02:25
My esteemed comrade, mojito is a cure for everything!

Preaching to the converted here, sweetness. I love rum. I love lime. I love mint. That's my drink, and was long before they were in vogue.
Minoriteeburg
30-12-2008, 06:45
mint is a good aid if you're having troubles with your pooping.
Conserative Morality
30-12-2008, 06:58
mint is a good aid if you're having troubles with your pooping.

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/no%20poop%20zone(1).jpg

Remember that. There is no bathroom in NSG. :D
Myedvedeya
30-12-2008, 06:58
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/no%20poop%20zone(1).jpg

Remember that. There is no bathroom in NSG. :D

"no one at the new yorker has an anus."
Brandesax
30-12-2008, 07:04
Who the hell cares about candy canes when dark chocolate has major health benefits?!

*devours*

Get the best of both worlds :): http://www.theonlinecandyshop.com/ProductImages/3musketeermintbig.jpg

Anyways, this makes me feel so less guilty about eating all those peppermint candies that you get at restaurants.
Minoriteeburg
30-12-2008, 07:08
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/no%20poop%20zone(1).jpg

Remember that. There is no bathroom in NSG. :D

I have been pooping in a bag and slinging it at the wall for ages here.
Conserative Morality
30-12-2008, 07:09
I have been pooping in a bag and slinging it at the wall for ages here.

Y'know, that explains a lot...:D
Cameroi
30-12-2008, 09:05
everything that doesn't kill you MIGHT be good for you; IF you get enough diversity and don't overdo any one thing.

personally i like the taste of raw meat more then the taste of sugar, but then i'm cat no arn't i?
Nova Magna Germania
30-12-2008, 09:56
And on a related note, Chocolate is healthy! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Health)

Of course, I'm fresh out of candy canes, so...:(

I should get some Nutella tomorrow. MMMMMMMM
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-12-2008, 14:08
Preaching to the converted here, sweetness. I love rum. I love lime. I love mint. That's my drink, and was long before they were in vogue.

May I suggest you try some mangoito? It's mojito with mango flavor. It's glorious!
Myedvedeya
30-12-2008, 15:20
May I suggest you try some mangoito? It's mojito with mango flavor. It's glorious!

Sounds quite delicious... I love mango
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-12-2008, 15:27
Sounds quite delicious... I love mango

It is delicious. If you have the opportunity, try it.
Myedvedeya
30-12-2008, 23:23
It is delicious. If you have the opportunity, try it.

I can probably find it somewhere in NYC or Moscow... I'll be on the lookout.