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Viagra: Now A Warlord-Informing Tool!

Kyronea
26-12-2008, 20:56
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7800549.stm

'Viagra lure' for Afghan warlords

America's CIA has found a novel way to gain information from fickle Afghan warlords - supplying sex-enhancing drug Viagra, a US media report says.

The Washington Post said it was one of a number of enticements being used.

In one case, a 60-year-old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days later detailed Taleban movements in return for more.

"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people," the Post quoted one agent as saying.

"Whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra."

'Silver bullet'

The newspaper said the use of Viagra had to be handled sensitively as the drug was not always known about in rural areas.

It quoted one retired agent as saying: "You didn't hand it out to younger guys, but it could be a silver bullet to make connections to the older ones."

In the case of the 60-year-old warlord - the head of a clan in southern Afghanistan who had not co-operated - operatives saw he had four younger wives.

The pills were explained and offered. Four days later the agents returned.

"He came up to us beaming," the Post quoted an agent as saying. "He said, 'You are a great man.'

"And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."

The pills could put chieftains "back in an authoritative position", another official said.

The paper said the CIA had a long line of inducements for the notoriously fickle warlords, including dental work, visas, toys and medicine.

It quoted one private security official as saying that simply handing over large sums of money would raise suspicions about newfound wealth.

I have to admit, this idea would not have occurred to me if I were in the intelligence business. It's good to see our spies and such are so preoccupied about sex.
Wilgrove
26-12-2008, 21:00
I thought everyone was preoccupied with sex...>.> <.<
Ifreann
26-12-2008, 21:09
Being able to get it up puts you in an authoritative position in Afghanistan? So why aren't the Americans taking the viagra themselves?
Yootopia
26-12-2008, 21:26
It's good to see our spies and such are so preoccupied about sex.
Seeing as spies are probably mostly poorly-adjusted people, not very surprising.
Intestinal fluids
26-12-2008, 21:59
If you have an erection for more then 4 hours, go blow up an American.
Chumblywumbly
26-12-2008, 22:04
If you have an erection for more then 4 hours, go get blown by an American.
Fixed.
Ifreann
26-12-2008, 22:04
If you have an erection for more then 4 hours, go blow up an American.

Alternatively, masturbate. Much less mess afterwards.
Neesika
26-12-2008, 22:16
Yay. Now these aging warlords can properly rape their child brides. Rejoicing will be had all around.
Dyakovo
26-12-2008, 22:18
Yay. Now these aging warlords can properly rape their child brides. Rejoicing will be had all around.

At least by the aging warlords... ;)
Barringtonia
26-12-2008, 22:19
I'd heard they'd been facing stiff opposition over there.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-12-2008, 22:25
What a bunch of dicks! :p
Wilgrove
26-12-2008, 22:36
But will the warlords get the shaft at the end?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-12-2008, 22:38
But will the warlords get the shaft at the end?

It's just part of the new thrust into taliban occupied territory.
Wilgrove
26-12-2008, 22:40
It's just part of the new thrust into taliban occupied territory.

Well let us hope they don't pull out too early.
Barringtonia
26-12-2008, 22:41
They've a new regiment of purple-headed warriors apparently.
Skallvia
26-12-2008, 22:48
Hey...If it gets them on our side instead of the Taliban's....go for it...sounds like a good plan to me....
Rambhutan
26-12-2008, 22:49
Sounds like a fake story to me
Ifreann
26-12-2008, 22:51
I like how seamlessly we go from cihld rape to bad dick puns. NSG really makes me swell with pride.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-12-2008, 22:52
I like how seamlessly we go from cihld rape to bad dick puns. NSG really makes me swell with pride.

Different strokes for different folks. :)
Skallvia
26-12-2008, 22:53
Sounds like a fake story to me

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7800549.stm


You sure? Link's from the BBC dude....Well...even if it is fake...Itd still be something to try....
Johnny B Goode
26-12-2008, 22:54
Well let us hope they don't pull out too early.

It could cause quite a mess, and things would come to a sticky end.
Wilgrove
26-12-2008, 23:00
It could cause quite a mess, and things would come to a sticky end.

So you can't pull out too early, but you don't want to pull out too late. You gotta time it just right.
Rambhutan
27-12-2008, 00:00
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7800549.stm


You sure? Link's from the BBC dude....Well...even if it is fake...Itd still be something to try....

I don't see why if something like this worked you would go blabbing to the media about it, because that is going to stop it ever working again. Except if it never actually happened and is just a set up to then put some pressure on a warlord by spreading rumours it was them.
Intestinal fluids
27-12-2008, 00:39
I don't see why if something like this worked you would go blabbing to the media about it, because that is going to stop it ever working again. Except if it never actually happened and is just a set up to then put some pressure on a warlord by spreading rumours it was them.

I dont think Afghan Warlords who dont have running water and electric are really going to be up and to date on their British news.
Rambhutan
27-12-2008, 00:46
I dont think Afghan Warlords who dont have running water and electric are really going to be up and to date on their British news.

I think mobile phones, satellite tv, and the internet are getting pretty pervasive everywhere. You don't get to be a warlord without information.
JuNii
27-12-2008, 00:52
I don't see why if something like this worked you would go blabbing to the media about it, because that is going to stop it ever working again. Except if it never actually happened and is just a set up to then put some pressure on a warlord by spreading rumours it was them.depends on when... after all, if they pumped this for all it's worth already, then revealing it wouldn't hurt. infact, it could provide other openings that could be poked, proded and pumped for information.
Avertum
27-12-2008, 01:05
Looks like some back door politics to me.
Galloism
27-12-2008, 01:43
depends on when... after all, if they pumped this for all it's worth already, then revealing it wouldn't hurt. infact, it could provide other openings that could be poked, proded and pumped for information.

We'll just have to determine how much 'pumping' is needed.
JuNii
27-12-2008, 01:57
We'll just have to determine how much 'pumping' is needed.

easily done. when nothing comes, then it's time to stop pumping and move to the next opening.