NationStates Jolt Archive

...or christmas eve.

I know it's early, but I most likely will not be posting here in the next two days, and I will probably only be on for about 30-45 more minutes so I just wanted to wish all of Nation States General a very merry christmas.

I hope you get everything you wanted this christmas and more, and if you don't get what you want, at least I hope you get pissed to the point that you forget that your christmas sucked.

I am glad to have come back here at NSG at this time of year so I can reflect on all the spamming that I should have done on here instead of wasting my time with real life.

But anyway, Merry Christmas to all (or whatever holiday it is that you do celebrate)...and to all a good night.


And for those of legal age...(or not ;) ) Drink and be merry this christmas...I know I will...

:fluffle:

Humbug.

Sorry, had to be done.

Humbug.

Sorry, had to be done.

..and I am glad for it to be done on the first post of the thread, so now it's over with.

My real present will be to NSG a really late present (probably wont have it for you until mid-late january). It will be a 3-D ultrasound of the demon spawn which is to be mine.

Thats really all i have to give.

Merry Christmas everyone. :)

Merry Christmas everyone. :)

you get a present! dont open until X-Mas.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4508316/2/istockphoto_4508316-christmas-present-square-with-bow-tag-isolated.jpg

I already got a box full of assorted... uh... sanitary balloons.

>.>

Of the latex variety. -_-

Merry Christmas and happy 4th night of Chanukah, to all of my fucked up, bickering, insane, and absolutly charming NSG family.

Merry Christmas, and here, you can have this metal box with a red button I found

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

DO NOT PRESS

Merry Christmas to all and all a good night.

See you fools in two days.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now everyone will forget about Christmas and be too occupied with my red button!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Merry Solstice, all of that for all of you.

What?!? There is still someone here? What can I occupy you with...?

http://www.bored.com/games/play/244/Unfair-Traps.html

What?!? There is still someone here? What can I occupy you with...?

http://www.bored.com/games/play/244/Unfair-Traps.html

Women *nods*

Have a good one all!

¡Feliz Navidad! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWa_W_jTqLs)

Christmas was canceled ages ago didn't you get the memo?

Women *nods*

quick lets go to Thailand and get ourselves some traps :p

Meeeerry Christmas! (also a Happy New Year).

Merry Christmas everyone !

<cooks awesomely huge meal for the NSGers>

Happy Christmas! I will probably be at the computer for the most of this day!

メリークリスマス from Japan (Where it is actually Christmas Eve)!

メリークリスマス from Japan (Where it is actually Christmas Eve)!

omg I'm in Japan :eek2:

omg I'm in Japan :eek2:

I thought that you were British.

I thought that you were British.
Doesn't mean he can't be in Japan.

Doesn't mean he can't be in Japan.

Yeah. Maybe he made an overnight trip there.

Yeah. Maybe he made an overnight trip there.
Eh doubt it, if he's there he'll have gone there a while. Hell, I'm not in Hull any more, I'm back in York. You know why I haven't changed my 'location' field? I just hate freedom.

Eh doubt it, if he's there he'll have gone there a while. Hell, I'm not in Hull any more, I'm back in York. You know why I haven't changed my 'location' field? I just hate freedom.

And, why do you hate it?

Happy chanukah, you silly christian-type-ish people! Now, go away, or we shall savage an MP quotation a second time-a! :p

And, why do you hate it?
Because I get on really well with my authoritarian parents, and think that most people need telling what to do by their betters.

But this isn't very christmassy, so I'll just throw in a HO HO HO! here.

Happy chanukah, you silly christian-type-ish people! Now, go away, or we shall savage an MP quotation a second time-a! :p
Ah hannukah. I have a Jewish pal who had to be good all year, or his parents would set the Hannukahmensch on him, a very boring rabbi who would complain for hooours on end. Makes a change from Santa I guess :D

Ah hannukah. I have a Jewish pal who had to be good all year, or his parents would set the Hannukahmensch on him, a very boring rabbi who would complain for hooours on end. Makes a change from Santa I guess :D

Wow. That sounds horrible. I would probably fall asleep.

I thought that you were British.

yes but I'm also in Christmas eve ergo I must be in Japan :p

Because I get on really well with my authoritarian parents

*steals the momma boys lunch moneys*

But this isn't very christmassy, so I'll just throw in a HO HO HO! here.

there is only one thing that can make the internet christmassy (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0uizWNy3Q1I)

there is only one thing that can make the internet christmassy (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0uizWNy3Q1I)

Anti-bad music system online! :p

*steals the momma boys lunch moneys*
I'd talk you out of it.
there is only one thing that can make the internet christmassy (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0uizWNy3Q1I)
:D

Thank you once again, eastern Europe!

Well, it has just struck Midnight here in New Zealand and so let me be the first to wish everyone a Merry Christmas on Christmas Day

Merry Christmas on the 25th of December, 2008.

Of course. I am in New Zealand. Time zone favouritism ftw!:tongue:

Gaddamns! Foiled!

Don't you mean one of the first?

Don't you mean one of the first?

Indeed I do. I'm rather tired.

Indeed I do. I'm rather tired.

Then go to bed. Father Christmas won't give you presents until you're asleep anyway.

Merry Christmas everyone.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9TvaRcovy2I the TRUE Christmas :-P

Then go to bed. Father Christmas won't give you presents until you're asleep anyway.

I've already got my main present. A $5 tv. I'm rather displeased.

Merry Christmas everyone. :)
Have a cool Yule, Wilgrove. :)

I've already got my main present. A $5 tv. I'm rather displeased.

A friend of mine always gives me books. Although it's his mum who buys them. This year he's gonna buy me a game when he's gonna get the 170 Euros which her mum owes him.

Anti-bad music system online! :p

there is good Christmas music?

well yes (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ds6oTHYmqRc) (sorry but even though it is her it is rather good)

I'd talk you out of it.

*forms military junta with Yootopia*

Thank you once again, eastern Europe!

I can't wait to be a dirty old man :$

Merry Christmas everyone.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9TvaRcovy2I the TRUE Christmas :-P

well I now know what I will be doing if it doesn't snow tomorrow:p

I've already got my main present. A $5 tv. I'm rather displeased.

that will learn you for living in New Zealand

A friend of mine always gives me books. Although it's his mum who buys them. This year he's gonna buy me a game when he's gonna get the 170 Euros which her mum owes him.

invite some girls to go bowling with you guys instead instant teenage fun :wink:

A friend of mine always gives me books. Although it's his mum who buys them. This year he's gonna buy me a game when he's gonna get the 170 Euros which her mum owes him.

I might be slightly drunk, but did your friend change gender during the course of your sentence? Twice?

My first early christmas present was the flu. Damn it.

Oh well, four hours to go. Have a good one, everybody.

I've already got my main present. A $5 tv. I'm rather displeased.

How much is $5 NZ compared to dollars or pounds?

How much is $5 NZ compared to dollars or pounds?

Something like 2.50$ USD, though it was up around 80 cents NZD to 1 USD before the crash.

Like, 1.50 pounds or so.

I might be slightly drunk, but did your friend change gender during the course of your sentence? Twice?

That's what I thought.

Something like 2.50$ USD, though it was up around 80$ to the USD before the crash.

Like, 1.50 pounds or so.

Wow, that's cheap. Is it any good?

Wow, that's cheap. Is it any good?

Eh, a mid-90's Sony Triniton, 28", it has composite only inputs which sucks. For the price it is, for a main Christmas present, it's lacking. Especially since they offered it to my brother first. I think they basically wanted to insult me.

Eh, a mid-90's Sony Triniton, 28", it has composite only inputs which sucks. For the price it is, for a main Christmas present, it's lacking. Especially since they offered it to my brother first. I think they basically wanted to insult me.

The rejected, unloved member of the family, are we?

I might be slightly drunk, but did your friend change gender during the course of your sentence? Twice?

That's what I thought.

God, not again...

God, not again...

Another gender switching plague is ravaging Finland?

Another gender switching plague is ravaging Finland?

I mean, seriously are you gonna nitpick about every grammatical mistake I make?

Another gender switching plague is ravaging Finland?
Hey - there's no 'he' or 'she' in Finnish, if I recall correctly, let the lad off.

Hey - there's no 'he' or 'she' in Finnish, if I recall correctly, let the lad off.

Nope, there is only ''hän''.

I mean, seriously are you gonna nitpick about every grammatical mistake I make?

Not so much a little error as completely changing the meaning of the sentence.

Hey - there's no 'he' or 'she' in Finnish, if I recall correctly, let the lad off.

Really?

Nope, there is only ''hän''.
That's a short word for Finnish.

It should be something like "hänuukillatäjertu" :tongue:

Nope, there is only ''hän''.

Oh.

Really?

Yup.

That's a short word for Finnish.

It should be something like "hänuukillatäjertu" :tongue:

Well, yeah Finnish words are either long or medium-sized. But, there are also short ones!

Yup.

Another reason to ban Finnish.

Another reason to ban Finnish.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

I mean another reason to ban Finnish.

I mean another reason to ban Finnish.

But, why do you think that Finnish should be banned? In other words, why do hate freedom?

But, why do you think that Finnish should be banned?

Because it is an incredibly annoying, complex and stupid language, that noone outside of Finland speaks. And again with the misplaced commas.

In other words, why do hate freedom?

You over-use that phrase.

Because it is an incredibly annoying, complex and stupid language, that noone outside of Finland speaks. And again with the misplaced commas.

Well, the immigrants from Finland speak it.



You over-use that phrase.

There's no such thing as word over-use. Everybody who says otherwise is either part of the Illuminati or the freemasons or working for eitherone. Or both of them. :p

Well, the immigrants from Finland speak it.

You know what the funniest thing is? They don't. I've met a few Finnish immigrants/families, they all either speak Swedish or English at home. They ditch Finnish pretty fast.

There's no such thing as word over-use. Everybody who says otherwise is working for either the Illuminati or the freemasons. :p

*Boils alive*

There's no such thing as word over-use. Everybody who says otherwise is either part of the Illuminati or the freemasons or working for eitherone. Or both of them. :p

Oh, and there is a space in between either and one, and there should be a "the" before word.

You know what the funniest thing is? They don't. I've met a few Finnish immigrants/families, they all either speak Swedish or English at home. They ditch Finnish pretty fast.


Swedish? Yeah, Finnish Swedish. The bastards force everybody to learn Swedish.

Swedish? Yeah, Finnish Swedish. The bastards force everybody to learn Swedish.

Good idea. Makes more sense, and is similar to a lot of other languages, including English, the main language on the planet.

Swedish? Yeah, Finnish Swedish. The bastards force everybody to learn Swedish.
Unsurprising, you never know when they want their land back.

Good idea. Makes more sense, and is similar to a lot of other languages, including English, the main language on the planet.

I think you mean lingua franca.

Unsurprising, you never know when they want their land back.

Well, we have quite good relations with them. The last crisis was in the 1920s when the Åland wanted to join Sweden.

I think you mean lingua franca.

I mean main language.

Well, we have quite good relations with them. The last crisis was in the 1920s when the Åland wanted to join Sweden.

It may as well be in Sweden. I can't blame em either. I'd take Sweden first anyday.

I mean main language.

Yes English is the most spoken language in the world. That makes it a lingua franca.

It may as well be in Sweden. I can't blame em either. I'd take Sweden first anyday.

We were part of Sweden until the year 1800 or 1801.

Yes English is the most spoken language in the world. That makes it a lingua franca.

In layman's terms, the main language.

We were part of Sweden until the year 1800 or 1801.

Should've stayed that way, in my opinion.

We were part of Sweden until the year 1800 or 1801.

Also, I know, but what does that have to do with what I said?

In layman's terms, the main language.

Well, yeah.

Should've stayed that way, in my opinion.

Blame the Russian Empire. They took it from the Swedish.

Also, I know, but what does that have to do with what I said?

A bit.

Blame the Russian Empire. They took it from the Swedish.

I choose to blame you Finns for accepting sovereignty. Also the Russians banned speaking Finnish, how cool is that?

I choose to blame you Finns for accepting sovereignty. Also the Russians banned speaking Finnish, how cool is that?

Hey, we exploited the Russian revolution! BTW, I just noticed that nowadays we can turn any thread to a debate which one is better, English or Finnish.

Hey, we exploited the Russian revolution! BTW, I just noticed that nowadays we can turn any thread to a debate which one is better, English or Finnish.

That's not what the debate is about, but fine. English is better then Finnish. You know it, the Russians knew it, Finland knows it.

That's not what the debate is about, but fine. English is better then Finnish. You know it, the Russians knew it, Finland knows it.

Well, what this debate is about then? Aside from your Finnish bashing.

Well, what this debate is about then? Aside from your Finnish bashing.

It's basically that Finnish and Finland shouldn't exist.

It's basically that Finnish and Finland shouldn't exist.

But, why?

Well, we have quite good relations with them. The last crisis was in the 1920s when the Åland wanted to join Sweden.
Indeed, which the League of Nations successfully resolved.

But, why?

Because they fail.

Indeed, which the League of Nations successfully resolved.

One of the organisation's few successes.

Because they fail.

And, why they fail?

But, why?

And please stop placing commas randomly.

One of the organisation's few successes.

Don't get him started on the League of Nations.

And, why they fail?

Because they're Finnish and they suck etc etc.

Don't get him started on the League of Nations.

Why not?


Because they're Finnish and they suck etc etc.

What about the Winter War?

And please stop placing commas randomly.

Fine I'll stop using commas!

One of the organisation's few successes.
What about their work in ending a lot of child labour and TB? That was pretty excellent.

Why not?

As you can see above, because he's a fanboy.

Fine I'll stop using commas!

Please don't, just use them correctly. There should be a comma in that sentence.

What about their work in ending a lot of child labour and TB? That was pretty excellent.

Well, I didn't know about that.

As you can see below, because he's a fanboy.

Above.

Well, I didn't know about that.

Then learn about things before you criticise them, that's a rule on NSG.

As you can see above, because he's a fanboy.
It was a bit of a failed experiment, but it did have some successes.
Please don't, just use them correctly. There should be a comma in that sentence.
Och stop yer yapping.

Then learn about things before you criticise them, that's a rule on NSG.

What the hell? Well, what's your expertise on Finnish?

It was a bit of a failed experiment, but it did have some successes.

Yeah, I guess so.


Och stop yer yapping.

I second this.

I second this.

GTFO the forum, I first this.

GTFO the forum, I first this.

Why should I leave the forum?

Why should I leave the forum?

Cause I said so.

Cause I said so.

And that's a totally valid order.

No Names left Dam It what's your problem damn it?

And that's a totally valid order.

Yes. Now go.

No Names left Dam It what's your problem damn it?

Don't call me that, also, I was joking. I love WMU.

Don't call me that, also, I was joking. I love WMU.

I knew that you were joking. I mean, I pretty much never take you seriously in these debates.

No Names left Dam It what's your problem damn it?

*Insert dam-related pun here*

I knew that you were joking. I mean, I pretty much never take you seriously in these debates.

Oh. While I am serious about removing Finnish from existence.

Oh. While I am serious about removing Finnish from existence.

That's one of the parts which I don't take seriously.

And that's a totally valid order.

I like your ironzy, may I subscribe to your newsletter?

I like your ironzy, may I subscribe to your newsletter?

Maybe. When I make one.

That's one of the parts which I don't take seriously.

That's the part that's serious.

I like your ironzy, may I subscribe to your newsletter?

I haven't sent you my sarcasm newsletter yet, have I?

Froehliche Weinachten, y'all.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery Christmas boys and girls!

I'm off to get pissed.

Happy inoffensively vague seasonally appropriate well-wishing that doesn't presume your convictions!

My present to you is the bastard love-child of Star Trek and Monty Python (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc)

My present to you is the bastard love-child of Star Trek and Monty Python (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc)
Gragh. Not nice.

Merry Christmas!

And remember, only 1 month until Wintereenmas.

Merry Christmas!

And remember, only 1 month until Wintereenmas.

Whattawhatmas?

Whattawhatmas?

http://www.wintereenmas.com/

http://www.wintereenmas.com/

We need to spread the word.

We need to spread the word.

The word is already spreading. A friends birthday fall during this time, so we're going on a Wintereenmas pub crawl.

The word is already spreading. A friends birthday fall during this time, so we're going on a Wintereenmas pub crawl.

One of my friends is born on the 25th, another on the 31st. I'll see if I can get something organised.

Ome, felices fiestas, peña! Que este año 2009 os traiga dicha y todo lo que deseais. Son mis deseos hoy y siempre!

-Nanatsu:)

Ome, felices fiestas, peña! Que este año 2009 os traiga dicha y todo lo que deseais. Son mis deseos hoy y siempre!

-Nanatsu:)

That's nice. EDIT: not being sarcastic.

Merry Christmas and a Happy new year, everyone. :)

Merry Christmas and a Happy new year, everyone. :)

*Pokes* Where've you been all day?

*Pokes* Where've you been all day?

Wrapping presents, preparing this and that, y'know, christmas stuff.

Ome, felices fiestas, peña! Que este año 2009 os traiga dicha y todo lo que deseais. Son mis deseos hoy y siempre!

-Nanatsu:)

Feliz Navidad y Prospera Ano Nuevo.

Wrapping presents, preparing this and that, y'know, christmas stuff.

That's what yesterday was for.

Feliz Navidad y Prospera Ano Nuevo.

For you too, sweetie!:)

That's what yesterday was for.

yesterday I was buying the fresh veg and helping my mother run errands.

yesterday I was buying the fresh veg and helping my mother run errands.

Pshh, help. That's what helpful people do.

Pshh, help. That's what helpful people do.

Exactly. I'm a gentleman. :)

An English gentleman.

An English gentleman.

*Nods*

Merry Zodmas, slaves of planet Houston!

Don't forget to keep kneeling (or if you weren't already kneeling and I haven't yet killed you for it, START kneeling so that perhaps I won't) during this Zodmas season.

Happy Santa's Birthday!

And please stop placing commas randomly.

What's, wrong, with, using, commas, randonmly,? I, think, placing, commas, at, random, spots, helps, the comma, become, more, acceppted, in, today's, society,.

Happy Santa's Birthday!

When's Mrs. Claus birthday? That's a good question. And what do you get her when you have a literal factory right next door?

Ome, felices fiestas, peña! Que este año 2009 os traiga dicha y todo lo que deseais. Son mis deseos hoy y siempre!

-Nanatsu:)

You too. I hope >.>

Wow. I didn't expect this thread to go very long....

I guess everyone had a very good christmas.