NationStates Jolt Archive

Simple question really. I'm partial to the shower

Wherever it fits

Wherever we are?

All over the shop.

All over the shop.

Does Tesco not object?

Eh I'm willing to do it in bed, car, shower, and outside in the woods or on the beach.

Eh I'm willing to do it in bed, car, shower, and outside in the woods or on the beach.

Without getting too creepy, nature IS the place to do it.

Does Tesco not object?
Only if we leave imprints in the peanut butter.

Without getting too creepy, nature IS the place to do it.

So true. I prefer the woods myself though, it's more secluded and I love the sound that you can find in the woods.

That's like asking a man dieing of thirst in a desert whether he'd prefer still water or sparkling. :(

I am upset that the BDSM dungeon is not a poll option :(

Earth, though I'm slightly tempted by the lower gravity of Mars.

wherever is comfortable.

Graveyard sex is the best sex that can be had. Provided you don't end up smacking your head against some jerkwad's tombstone, or drop down onto a bouquet that turns out to have contained real (thorned) roses.
Or if it is too cold, that can be bad as well.

So maybe the best sex is indoors on a comfortable bed, where all the pains and pleasures associated are consensual? But that's just boring. Let's stick with graveyards. Yes, that sounds properly edgy and cool, the kids will love it.

Graveyard sex is the best sex that can be had. Provided you don't end up smacking your head against some jerkwad's tombstone, or drop down onto a bouquet that turns out to have contained real (thorned) roses.
Or if it is too cold, that can be bad as well.

So maybe the best sex is indoors on a comfortable bed, where all the pains and pleasures associated are consensual? But that's just boring. Let's stick with graveyards. Yes, that sounds properly edgy and cool, the kids will love it.

I would want to have sex on one of those morgue tables, with a live body of course...:tongue:

I haven't done it in a long time... I'm up for almost anywhere though.

I'm partial doing it up against the lemon tree out the back.

Apparently it leads to better lemons.

Just about anywhere. However prison sex doesnt sound to appealing.

Just about anywhere. However prison sex doesnt sound to appealing.

Unless if I'm a guard at a female prison Caged Heat style...

Unless if I'm a guard at a female prison Caged Heat style...

Hmm, ok maybe there is exceptions. ;)

Hmm, ok maybe there is exceptions. ;)

Those buxom women can throw me around a cell all day long.

This should have been a multi-poll.

That said, offices are great fun.