Dirty Minds
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:31
Four letter word for a woman that ends in a -unt.
 
Barringtonia
23-12-2008, 11:32
a
Stupid 3 character limit
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:36
Starts with an F and ends in a UCK! It's pretty obvious.
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:37
aunt
winner.
 
Starts with an F and ends in a UCK! It's pretty obvious.
Firetruck.
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:39
I get laid in an alley, and everyone sticks there fingers in me. What am I?
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:41
Firetruck.
That's not four letters anymore, unless 2+2=5, of course.
 
That's not four letters anymore, unless 2+2=5, of course.
Never said anything about four letters
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:43
Nobody said 4 letters, what sometimes drips and likes to be blown?
 
I get laid in an alley, and everyone sticks there fingers in me. What am I?
An emptied out 55 gallon drum that someone built a fire in.
 
Barringtonia
23-12-2008, 11:43
I get laid in an alley, and everyone sticks there fingers in me. What am I?
A bowling ball.
I would also like to point out that I won the aunt question.
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:44
I would have said prostitute but that and bowling ball work too.
 
what sometimes drips and likes to be blown?
Melted glass.
Or a Candle.
 
Barringtonia
23-12-2008, 11:45
Nobody said 4 letters, what sometimes drips and likes to be blown?
Il Ruffino
 
I would have said prostitute but that and bowling ball work too.
Bowling ball wasn't original enough.
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:47
I handle hairy balls and jump for them all day long. It starts with love but that doesnt last what am i?
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:50
I get laid in an alley, and everyone sticks there fingers in me. What am I?
there ...
Main Entry: there
Pronunciation: \ˈther\ 
Function: adverb 
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English thǣr; akin to Old High German dār there, Old English thæt that 
Date: before 12th century 
1 : in or at that place <stand over there> —often used interjectionally 
2 : to or into that place : thither <went there after church> 
3 : at that point or stage <stop right there before you say something you'll regret> 
4 : in that matter, respect, or relation <there is where I disagree with you> 
5 —used interjectionally to express satisfaction, approval, encouragement or sympathy, or defiance <there, it's finished> 
there  
Pronunciation: \ˈther, 1 is also thər\ 
Function: pronoun 
Date: before 12th century 
1 —used as a function word to introduce a sentence or clause <there shall come a time> 
2 —used as an indefinite substitute for a name <hi there> 
Main Entry: there  
Pronunciation: \same as 1\ 
Function: noun 
Date: 1588 
1 : that place or position <there is no here and no there…in pure space — James Ward> 
2 : that point <you take it from there>
Main Entry: there  
Pronunciation: \same as 1\ 
Function: adjective 
Date: 1590 
1—used for emphasis especially after a demonstrative pronoun or a noun modified by a demonstrative adjective <those men there can tell you>
2nonstandard —used for emphasis after a demonstrative adjective but before the noun modified <I bet I cussed that there blamed mule five hundred times — Elizabeth M. Roberts>
3: capable of being relied on for support or aid <she is always there for him>
4: fully conscious, rational, or aware <not all there>
So, "there" meaning "in the alley", or "there" meaning "in you"? 
Of course, "there" cannot be an error for "their" because "everyone sticks" clearly implies a singular subject, while "their" would be referred to a plural subject.
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:51
Never said anything about four letters
See OP.
Dirty Minds 
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Four letter word for a woman that ends in a -unt.
 
Barringtonia
23-12-2008, 11:52
I handle hairy balls and jump for them all day long. It starts with love but that doesnt last what am i?
I'm going with a midget prostitute...
..so still Il Ruffino.
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:52
Grammer natzee
 
See OP.
That was the first one...
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:54
I handle hairy balls and jump for them all day long.
A basketball player with a penchant for pelouche balls.
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:54
Grammer natzee
Grammar nazi. Yes, I am, indeed.
 
what sometimes drips and likes to be blown?
I retract me previous two statements to say: Bubbles
 
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 11:55
I handle hairy balls and jump for them all day long. It starts with love but that doesnt last what am i?
A Furby tester?
 
Grammer natzeeHe's Italian. The correct term is "Grammar Fascist". =P
 
I handle hairy balls and jump for them all day long. It starts with love but that doesnt last what am i?
Princess Leia with a Wookie Fetish.
 
Barringtonia
23-12-2008, 11:55
I retract me previous two statements to say: Bubbles
Michael Jackson should never have been allowed to buy that poor chimpanzee.
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 11:57
Actually the answer is Pat Buchanan.
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 11:58
He's Italian. The correct term is "Grammar Fascist". =P
That's right. 
So I am the grammar fascist: you can be the grammar nazi. Now we've got to find a japanese grammar imperialist...
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 12:00
USA for liberating grammar?
 
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 12:01
Grammar Pope?
 
Risottia
23-12-2008, 12:03
USA for liberating grammar?
Too late. This time, Britain will side with the Grammar Axis.
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 12:05
Aha, but Grammar Communists launch pre-emptive strike into poland!
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 12:07
Heil Spellcheck!
 
Actually the answer is Pat Buchanan.
The answer to which one?
 
United Anacreon
23-12-2008, 12:10
Hairy balls.
 
One-O-One
24-12-2008, 11:17
Grammar nazi. Yes, I am, indeed.
Shouldn't that be Grammar Nazi? Seeing as Nazi is a pronoun, and all.
 
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 12:01
*Applauds willful pedantry*
 
Yootopia
24-12-2008, 12:03
Aha, but Grammar Communists launch pre-emptive strike into poland!
In Communist History, Poland pre-emptively strikes YOU!!!
 
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 12:31
Forum 7 will strike, and strike soon. MWAHAHA!
 
One-O-One
24-12-2008, 12:39
Zepland has issues with that strike, No Names.
 
Rambhutan
24-12-2008, 12:44
Too late. This time, Britain will side with the Grammar Axis.
Indeed, my British Union of Grammar Fascists are putting on their shirts.
 
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 12:45
Zepland has issues with that strike, No Names.
What? And don't call me that.
 
One-O-One
24-12-2008, 12:48
What? And don't call me that.
I apologise? Adunabar? What do you prefer?
 
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 12:51
Adunabar?
This. Anyway, what's Zepland?
 
Yootopia
24-12-2008, 12:51
This. Anyway, what's Zepland?
Sounds like a film involving balloon-based pirates.
 
One-O-One
24-12-2008, 12:59
Sounds like a film involving balloon-based pirates.
I don't really know. I suspect it's an NSG mini-meme. I've been noticing it around. Usually involves Zenu and Scientologists. And Zepland PWNing them.
*sigh*
 
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 13:12
I don't really know. I suspect it's an NSG mini-meme. I've been noticing it around. Usually involves Zenu and Scientologists. And Zepland PWNing them.
*sigh*
What? I've never some across this.
 
Intangelon
24-12-2008, 19:01
How about a feminine deodorant spray called "Sprunt"?  You'd never forget the name, would ya?
 
Gauntleted Fist
24-12-2008, 19:15
Heil Spellcheck!DJ Adolf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C224ZpYOgso&feature=related)
 
hunt
how does that have to do with a woman?
 
Myedvedeya
24-12-2008, 19:40
That's right. 
So I am the grammar fascist: you can be the grammar nazi. Now we've got to find a japanese grammar imperialist...
Dibs on grammar comrade.
 
Intangelon
24-12-2008, 20:09
how does that have to do with a woman?
Acresses Helen and Linda.
Both are surnamed "Hunt".