NationStates Jolt Archive


Chewing Gum Loudly - Not Only Annoying

Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 02:15
But possibly illegal.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/18318880/detail.html#-

That preacher on the corner may be in heaps of trouble as well...
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 02:34
Nice money making device.

So, any time my daughter annoys me, I can have her arrested? Cool.

If my ex-husband's mere existence becomes an annoyance, I can have him arrested? Outstanding.

I foresee a whole plethora of people bent on revenge, calling the police on their neighbors.

I foresee a whole bunch of police officers going out on annoyance calls and being unable to respond to real issues.

People are stupid.
Conserative Morality
23-12-2008, 02:36
Nice money making device.

So, any time my daughter annoys me, I can have her arrested? Cool.

If my ex-husband's mere existence becomes an annoyance, I can have him arrested? Outstanding.

I foresee a whole plethora of people bent on revenge, calling the police on their neighbors.

I foresee a whole bunch of police officers going out on annoyance calls and being unable to respond to real issues.

People are stupid.
Ohhh, good excuse! *Has most of school arrested just for the lulz*

God, I need a hobby...
The Cat-Tribe
23-12-2008, 02:44
From the Brighton City Council website (http://www.brightoncity.org/):

Contrary to recent Published News Media Reports & Headlines; the City of Brighton City Council did Not adopt an “annoyance” ordinance. Instead, the City of Brighton City Council on 12/18/08 adopted a Series of City Ordinance Amendments for Prevention of Harassment of Citizens and new related protections for citizens from harassment; and for the prevention/discouragement of harassing type of activity which interferes with the conduct of public meetings and or interferes with the ability of public officials to carry out public/taxpayer-funded public services. More specifically the series of Ordinance amendments which the Brighton City Council adopted are titled as follows ( and a full copy of the subject amendments is in the attached pdf file (http://www.brightoncity.org/ReferenceDesk/PressReleasesAndPublicNotices/2008/ord%20544%20publication.pdf) which the City would encourage all visitors to this City of Brighton website page to click open & read in full ) :

ORDINANCE NO. 544 Adopted December 18, 2008

AN ORDINANCE TO PROVIDE FOR A PROHIBITION ON INTERFERENCE WITH A PEACE OFFICER, PUBLIC HARRASSMENT, OBSTRUCTING OF GOVERNMENT OPERATIONS, AND DISTURBANCE OF LAWFUL MEETINGS BY AMENDING THE CODE OF ORDINANCES, CITY OF BRIGHTON, MICHIGAN, CHAPTER 54, ARTICLES II, IV AND V BY AMENDING SECTIONS 54-26; 54-98; 54-100 AND ADDING NEW SECTION 54-108.


That said, this portion of the law appears stupid and unconstitutional -- at least taken out of context:

(a) It shall be unlawful for any person in the city to insult, accost, molest or otherwise annoy, either by word of mouth, sign, or motion any person in any public place.

I'm trying to look up the context to see if it makes a difference.
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 03:01
The Prevention of Harassment of Citizens?

Lulz.
Wilgrove
23-12-2008, 04:33
Ohhh, good excuse! *Has most of school arrested just for the lulz*

God, I need a hobby...

I think we all do.
Myedvedeya
23-12-2008, 05:08
This thread annoys me... Everyone posting on it is hereby required to pay me $500 :p
Lunatic Goofballs
23-12-2008, 05:11
(a) It shall be unlawful for any person in the city to insult, accost, molest or otherwise annoy, either by word of mouth, sign, or motion any person in any public place.

I'm trying to look up the context to see if it makes a difference.

So basically, we all have to pick a corner of our rooms and sit there for the rest of our lives. :tongue:
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 05:15
So basically, we all have to pick a corner of our rooms and sit there for the rest of our lives. :tongue:

Heh, it's only illegal if you get caught. ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
23-12-2008, 05:16
Heh, it's only illegal if you get caught. ;)

*begins constructing a series of rubber masks* Everything I ever needed to know, I learned by watching Scooby Doo. :D
Heikoku 2
23-12-2008, 05:17
I foresee a whole plethora of people bent on revenge, calling the police on their neighbors.

I foresee a whole bunch of police officers going out on annoyance calls and being unable to respond to real issues.

Then the real victims of crimes can use these same laws to pilfer the money of each and every one of these morons.

These things fix themselves. ^_^
Myedvedeya
23-12-2008, 05:25
*begins constructing a series of rubber masks* Everything I ever needed to know, I learned by watching Scooby Doo. :D

You can get away with anything by wearing a rubber mask, unless you happen to encounter some teenagers with a great Dane.
Glorious Norway
23-12-2008, 05:26
Americans /facepalm

You lot sure like suing people.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-12-2008, 05:27
You can get away with anything by wearing a rubber mask, unless you happen to encounter some teenagers with a great Dane.

I'm not chasing them through a series of doors, that's for sure. I'll just shoot them all, stuff their corpses into their van and push it into a swamp. *nod*
Heikoku 2
23-12-2008, 05:29
I'm not chasing them through a series of doors, that's for sure. I'll just shoot them all, stuff their corpses into their van and push it into a swamp. *nod*

Yeah, that MIGHT be a tad worse than the annoyance thing.
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 05:32
Americans /facepalm

You lot sure like suing people.

This isn't suing; it's a city offence.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-12-2008, 05:32
Yeah, that MIGHT be a tad worse than the annoyance thing.

Depends how many counts. ;)
Myedvedeya
23-12-2008, 06:38
I'm not chasing them through a series of doors, that's for sure. I'll just shoot them all, stuff their corpses into their van and push it into a swamp. *nod*

That really doesn't go with the catch 70's music nearly as well, does it now...
Hoyteca
23-12-2008, 06:53
Americans /facepalm

You lot sure like suing people.

lawsuits keep Americans from invading countries. That's why the US military only militarily invaded a single continent. If it weren't for lawsuits, Autrailia and half of Europe (the good half) would be flying American flags by now.
SaintB
23-12-2008, 12:26
I foresee a whole plethora of people bent on revenge, calling the police on their neighbors.

I foresee a whole bunch of police officers going out on annoyance calls and being unable to respond to real issues.
.

Well, in a city like Detroit with one of the lowest crime rates in the world... they need to keep the police employed.
Hobabwe
23-12-2008, 13:48
So basically, we all have to pick a corner of our rooms and sit there for the rest of our lives. :tongue:

But that would be annoying :D
Lunatic Goofballs
23-12-2008, 14:13
That really doesn't go with the catch 70's music nearly as well, does it now...

True. :(
Myedvedeya
23-12-2008, 22:48
That really doesn't go with the catch 70's music nearly as well, does it now...

True. :(

Scooby dooby doo... where are you?...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! HIS HEAD IS GONE!!! WHO COULD HAVE DONE SUCH A THING!!!