Santa and Mrs. Claus
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 23:41
NS needs a resident Santa Claus and wife.
I think Smunkee would be a great Mrs. Claus. I have no idea who to designate as the NS official Santa. Who does NS want?
(Nanatsu is the resident sexy elf)
Belschaft
22-12-2008, 23:45
I'm not qualified for either posistion, but can i submit my aplication for our very own Scrooge?
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 23:46
I'm not qualified for either posistion, but can i submit my aplication for our very own Scrooge?
Or Grinch.
Belschaft
22-12-2008, 23:49
Bah. Less wealthy, and lives in a cave. No where to plug in a HD-TV.
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:49
I was asked to be the Father Christmas at the work christmas party this year as I have a full CRB check and the kids could actually sit on my knee.
I refused on the grounds that I can't stand small children and I didn't think the kids would appreciated Santa smelling of booze and fags.
PartyPeoples
22-12-2008, 23:51
I'll be the Ghost of Marley - played the part in junior school and I'm sure I've still got what it takes!..
:P
PartyPeoples
22-12-2008, 23:52
Also - just noticed Mrs Santa outfit adverts popping up
:rolleyes:
Wilgrove
22-12-2008, 23:55
I want to be the robot Santa from Futurama. *nods*
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 23:56
Gravlen.
*Looks at my personal 'bowl full of jelly'.*
Sigh... ok, I'll be Santa!
Edit:
I've modernized the "Naughty and Nice" rules
http://www.gucomics.com/comics/2008/gu_20081222.jpg
The_pantless_hero
23-12-2008, 01:06
I want to be the robot Santa from Futurama. *nods*
"Oh God, his belly is shaking like a bowl full of nitroglycerin!"
Call to power
23-12-2008, 01:12
I'll be Jack Frost (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CDffAEg2jsw&feature=related)
I refused on the grounds that I can't stand small children and I didn't think the kids would appreciated Santa smelling of booze and fags.
and it costs £40 :wink:
Sigh... ok, I'll be Santa!
a Hawaiian Santa? you had best not be delivering any of those weird pizzas! (this is the material I have to work with)
Fartsniffage
23-12-2008, 01:14
and it costs £40 :wink:
What does?
Call to power
23-12-2008, 01:17
What does?
CRB check :tongue:
Psychotic Mongooses
23-12-2008, 01:23
I have no idea who to designate as the NS official Santa. Who does NS want?
Oooh Fass please.
(Nanatsu is the resident sexy elf)
Pics. Demand pics. Now!
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 01:25
Oooh Fass please.
Pics. Demand pics. Now!
Fass as Santa? He'll give us all coal!
Call to power
23-12-2008, 01:31
Fass as Santa? He'll give us all coal!
I can just imagine coming down stairs Christmas morning to find the place completely redecorated...
a Hawaiian Santa? you had best not be delivering any of those weird pizzas! (this is the material I have to work with)
*stuffs CtP's Stocking with Hawaiian Materials (http://www.fmart.com/)*
Pics. Demand pics. Now!
don't hold your breath... We're still waiting for the Halloween pics. :tongue:
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 07:24
*stuffs CtP's Stocking with Hawaiian Materials (http://www.fmart.com/)*
don't hold your breath... We're still waiting for the Halloween pics. :tongue:
Hmmm. Ok, I want two weeks at the Royal Hawaiian and a cute surfer.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:25
NS needs a resident Santa Claus and wife.
I think Smunkee would be a great Mrs. Claus. I have no idea who to designate as the NS official Santa. Who does NS want?
(Nanatsu is the resident sexy elf)
I nominate myself. For whichever position is available.
Hmm, my first name is Saint, in Spanish its Santa. And I'm nice to everyone! Can I get a nomination?
Blouman Empire
23-12-2008, 15:00
Hmm, my first name is Saint, in Spanish its Santa. And I'm nice to everyone! Can I get a nomination?
Only if your second name is Nicholas or Nick.
The Archregimancy
23-12-2008, 15:16
I'll be the Ghost of Marley
Bob Marley's Rastafarian ghost celebrates Christmas?
Who knew.
Call to power
23-12-2008, 15:22
*stuffs CtP's Stocking with Hawaiian Materials (http://www.fmart.com/)*
good god my eyes!!!1