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Come one, come all. It's that time again! Don't know if this is the first one to open up this year, but *pours sparkling red punch into plastic cups and sets full glasses neatly on table* I hope it's the best one! So bring some food and come on in.

*hangs reef on front door and turns on Christmas lights* Oh and, uh, one more thing. I know there are a lot of drinkers around here--and I don't mean egg nog. :D Could you lay off the alcohol, please? And leave the tanks in the desert this time! Took forever to put up all those decorations.

Oooh another Christmas Party?

Leaves one party and swaggers into the next one.

another christmas party?

I think I'm too drunk to hang out at this one....unless there is open bar, then I might stay.

Hmm. *thinks* You guys look pretty drunk as it is. How about a brownie?

*takes chocolate brownies out of oven*

Hmm. *thinks* You guys look pretty drunk as it is. How about a brownie?

*takes chocolate brownies out of oven*

Are they hash-brownies?

*thinks* Hmm. Looks like y'all have already had plenty of alcohol. How about a brownie?

*takes chocolate brownies out of oven* They're nice and hot.

Hmm. *thinks* You guys look pretty drunk as it is. How about a brownie?

*takes chocolate brownies out of oven*

I didn't know Sobe could get people drunk... damn strawberry daquiri flavored Sobe! Curse you!

I'm quite sober... but brownies are nice.

I didn't know Sobe could get people drunk... damn strawberry daquiri flavored Sobe! Curse you!

I'm quite sober... but brownies are nice.

I'm not sober....want some beer?

I'm not sober....want some beer?

Not a beer drinker.

No thanks. :) I need to stay sober. Got to make sure no one burns down the place. And glad you like the brownies.

Not a beer drinker.

I've also got vodka.

No thanks. :) I need to stay sober. Got to make sure no one burns down the place. And glad you like the brownies.*strikes match*

*strikes match*

*spits alcohol at the match*

that should put it out.

*spits alcohol at the match*

that should put it out.
I like you :)

Thanks, Minorteeburg. *slips Min key to closet door* There's a fire extinguisher in there. Feel free to hook it up. :D

I like you :)

And I like me too...

gives us something in common I guess.

Thanks, Minorteeburg. *slips Min key to closet door* There's a fire extinguisher in there. Feel free to hook it up. :D

*lights bunson burner under the fire extinguisher*

this should get real interesting...

*grins*

*grins*

what are you smilin' at?

2 parties? Cool.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=576836

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=576836

He knows.

*stymbles in from othe rparty*

*starts drikjingf*

I'm smiling at in anticipation of what's gonna happen when the bunson burner gets good and hot. :D

Guess the office party has more people, but ya know. It's more of a fire hazzard over there. :D *excuses self and slips over to office party*

I see no one commented on my obligatory party dress last time. I don't think I'll come to this party. ;)

AA meetings start here January 2nd.

AA meetings start here January 2nd.

sign me up on the "not to appear" list.

The other party seems to have deteriorated into some people eating s'mores in a parking lot and brandishing donkey tails at each other. When is this one going to get started?

The other party seems to have deteriorated into some people eating s'mores in a parking lot and brandishing donkey tails at each other. When is this one going to get started?

*sets ASD on fire*

:D

*sets ASD on fire*

:D

*Drops and rolls on to Minorteeburg's shoes.*

*Drops and rolls on to Minorteeburg's shoes.*

Only one problem with that I don't have any shoes on at all...



...I'm naked.

Only one problem with that I don't have any shoes on at all...



...I'm naked.

So I just gave you a hotfoot. And apparently, it's going much higher.

*Starts roasting marshmallows over ASD*

Hmm, a bunsen burner... *starts spraying the place with pure alcohol*

*Starts roasting marshmallows over ASD*

*Grabs marshmallows and BE. Eats marshmallows. Starts a really hot tango with BE.*

So I just gave you a hotfoot. And apparently, it's going much higher.

*pees on feet*

that takes care of that.

Don't get too hot over there. I've still got enough alcohol here to burn up half of Long Island.

*Grabs marshmallows and BE. Eats marshmallows. Starts a really hot tango with BE.*

I like where this is going.

*Continues dancing*

Wait you're on fire, that must have been what the hot part was about. Ah screw it *continues dancing*

I like where this is going.

*Continues dancing*

Wait you're on fire, that must have been what the hot part was about. Ah screw it *continues dancing*

I'll put out the fire!

*beigns to pee on BE and ASD*

tequila sure makes you pee.

I'll put out the fire!

*beigns to pee on BE and ASD*

tequila sure makes you pee.

Helluva a way to throw a bucket of water on a hot couple.

Helluva a way to throw a bucket of water on a hot couple.

who says it was water and not gasoline?

who says it was water and not gasoline?

Actually, it's neither. More specifically, it's urine laden with Tequila.

who says it was water and not gasoline?

Unless you have flammable pee ... wait, just what have you been drinking? *to self - let's see, he drinks tequila and pees gasoline. Hmm. There's money to be made here.*

Unless you have flammable pee ... wait, just what have you been drinking? *to self - let's see, he drinks tequila and pees gasoline. Hmm. There's money to be made here.*

I gotta find a way to pay for that baby...

An de people at dis party say Im drunk... Im so not

*slides down banister and then crashes through window setting off alarm. Nobody notices.*

*shoots the alarm, effectively disabling it before spiking the punch*

*wakes up* Is ASD still here? I feel like dancing

Well she's online, but here, well, that's a question for a philosopher. Shall I call for one?

Oh yes please, I could do with some good philosophising, I am quite drunk and ready to talk about anything and everything for hours.

*calls up Plato* Have at him.

*Starts deep discussion with Plato and his theory of Forms*