NationStates Jolt Archive


Big Ass NSG X-mas Tree

Neo Kervoskia
21-12-2008, 22:21
It's almost x-mas, bitches, time for to start the gift-giving. So post a gift for someone, anyone on NSG. Something they'll appreciate. You can even give to yourself.

LOVE DOES NOT COUNT AS A PRESENT!

http://library2.nalis.gov.tt/Portals/0/601/christmas%20tree.jpg
Nanatsu no Tsuki
21-12-2008, 22:56
Under the tree. for VKZ, I have these!
http://www.vampirewear.com/images4/tubehearts2.jpg
He knows why.

For Blouman Empire, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.myop.com.au/img/productImages/nestle/milo1.9.jpg
'Cos we all know you love Milo sandwiches.

For Anti-Social Darwinism, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.marzipanworld.com/acatalog/marzipan%20dogs%20jpg.jpg
I think you would enjoy some marzipan doggies. They're sooooo good!

For Wilgrove, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.talariaenterprises.com/images2/5302a.jpg
Blessed Yule, Mr. Grove!
Intestinal fluids
21-12-2008, 23:00
Im giving Non Aligned States a Mac.
Ladamesansmerci
21-12-2008, 23:04
I give TSI all my love for helping me restore my powers to post on NSG once again.
The South Islands
21-12-2008, 23:07
Love doesn't pay bills.
Call to power
21-12-2008, 23:11
you've all been naughty this year

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y228/newoldtymer/coal.jpg
Ladamesansmerci
21-12-2008, 23:11
Love doesn't pay bills.

You're wrong.


There, you asshole.
The South Islands
21-12-2008, 23:13
You're wrong.


There, you asshole.

I am not. Try paying your landlord with love.

I couldn't do it. Cuz I has a penis. Probably.
Ifreann
21-12-2008, 23:23
I'm putting world peace under the tree. You can all fight over who gets it.
Ladamesansmerci
21-12-2008, 23:28
I am not. Try paying your landlord with love.

I couldn't do it. Cuz I has a penis. Probably.
Thus admitting you belong to the inferior sex.

(On an extremely creepy note, my last landlord asked me to marry him...)
Call to power
21-12-2008, 23:31
On an extremely creepy note, my last landlord asked me to marry him...

omg congratulations!
Ifreann
21-12-2008, 23:32
Thus admitting you belong to the inferior sex.

(On an extremely creepy note, my last landlord asked me to marry him...)

http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif
The South Islands
21-12-2008, 23:32
Thus admitting you belong to the inferior sex.

(On an extremely creepy note, my last landlord asked me to marry him...)

Back to the kitchen!
Ladamesansmerci
21-12-2008, 23:40
omg congratulations!
http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif
Seriously dudes, not funny.
Back to the kitchen!
Shuddup, bitch. You're just bitter you lost.
Vault 10
21-12-2008, 23:43
I tried to hang some anal condoms on the tree for all of you, but sadly they all got punched through.


Use a real tree next time, not a plastic fake.
The South Islands
21-12-2008, 23:45
Shuddup, bitch. You're just bitter you lost.

What did I lose, woman? Asides from my sanity, of course.

Now make dinner. And fetch my pipe.
Skallvia
21-12-2008, 23:46
I give the people of NSG this....I believe they are sorely needed



http://www.vitalitymagazine.com/files/images/ChillPillsHPN.WEB.jpg
Katganistan
22-12-2008, 00:19
To Lunatic Goofballs, I give TACOS. Lots and lots of tacos.

To Kryozerkia, our newest moderator: a brown suede pouch with marbles, to replace the ones you'll undoubtedly lose...

To the rest of the team: RUM!

To Heikoku: curtains. :)

To Nanatsu: a big bowl of bacalao salad and bread pudding.

To Wilgrove: the complete series of GhostHunters Seasons 1-4.
NERVUN
22-12-2008, 00:21
To NSG I give...

12 Drummers drumming
11 Pipers piping
10 Lords a' leaping
9 Ladies dancing
8 Maids a' milking
7 Swans a' swimming
6 Geese a' laying
5 GOLD RINGS
4 Calling birds
3 French hens
2 Turtledoves
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!









(Well, someone had to do it! :D)
Ifreann
22-12-2008, 00:37
To NSG I give...

12 Drummers drumming
11 Pipers piping
10 Lords a' leaping
9 Ladies dancing
8 Maids a' milking
7 Swans a' swimming
6 Geese a' laying
5 GOLD RINGS
4 Calling birds
3 French hens
2 Turtledoves
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!









(Well, someone had to do it! :D)

*steals gold rings*
*flees*









*returns for maids and ladies*
Ashmoria
22-12-2008, 00:47
since i live in the woods where the trees are infected with mistletoe i am giving each and every member of nsg some bits of mistletoe to perk up their love lives.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/mistletoe-1-sam.jpg
Articoa
22-12-2008, 00:50
I'm giving you all nothing, that way there's no disappointment. :p
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 01:12
*steals gold rings*

Go back to Hanukkah, you filthy Jew.
Ifreann
22-12-2008, 01:16
Go back to Hanukkah, you filthy Jew.

*hoards gold*
*rules world in secret*
Utracia
22-12-2008, 01:23
i'll play the grinch and not give anything. i'm just too cheap
Myedvedeya
22-12-2008, 01:23
To NSG I give...

12 Drummers drumming
11 Pipers piping
10 Lords a' leaping
9 Ladies dancing
8 Maids a' milking
7 Swans a' swimming
6 Geese a' laying
5 GOLD RINGS
4 Calling birds
3 French hens
2 Turtledoves
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!


If any of the lords prove to be merely jumping, be advised that I will send them back
Sarkhaan
22-12-2008, 01:31
since i live in the woods where the trees are infected with mistletoe i am giving each and every member of nsg some bits of mistletoe to perk up their love lives.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/mistletoe-1-sam.jpg

*eats*



[/sarkhaan]
SaintB
22-12-2008, 01:46
*snip*

Aww... nothing for me? :(

I bequeath for the holidays unto NSG a full 12 hour day of my charming wit and kind demeanor; and a novelty thread or two or three.

I might have a special gift thats being kept a secret right now too.
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 01:48
Weed.
Mad hatters in jeans
22-12-2008, 01:56
omg congratulations!

You're full of great comments like that aren't you?

try saying that at a funeral sometime, it really gets you noticed.

I'll take Kat's RUM and i'll give out a +1 dagger of strength and a shield of biting.
and a chocolate cake of victory +20 energy, +20 pounds.

...aaaandd a little tip from the life's instruction book,
396 Never give anyone a fruitcake
Call to power
22-12-2008, 02:03
SNIP

silly Ashmoria OP says we can't give love as a present

<.<
>.>

*pounces you into some unsuspecting bushes*

I'm giving you all nothing, that way there's no disappointment. :p

I wonder what would happen if I did ever open a box devoid of time and space :confused:

I might have a special gift thats being kept a secret right now too.

oooh I hope its a wholly jumper!

*struggles to wrap up present because white people can't rap* (http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9121/cathz9.jpg)

SNIP

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/manos77035/AllWrappedUpInCash.jpg (she must be good at her night job >.>)

Weed.

:eek2:omg your gonna turn NS into a bunch of hippies!
SaintB
22-12-2008, 02:05
:eek2:omg your gonna turn NS into a bunch of hippies!

Like we aren't already?
NERVUN
22-12-2008, 02:08
*steals gold rings*
*flees*
Well, if you wanted the five pheasants that badly... ;)

*returns for maids and ladies*
I can understand that one though. :tongue:

If any of the lords prove to be merely jumping, be advised that I will send them back
No worries, I installed fresh batteries. They will be well and truly leaping.
Call to power
22-12-2008, 02:25
Like we aren't already?

don't be silly I'd never describe the people here as paranoid, obsessed with junk food and hopelessly lazy
Mad hatters in jeans
22-12-2008, 02:29
don't be silly I'd never describe the people here as paranoid, obsessed with junk food and hopelessly lazy

I take offence to the obsessed with junk food, i had a pasty i bought from tesco today, it was good.
SaintB
22-12-2008, 02:29
don't be silly I'd never describe the people here as paranoid, obsessed with junk food and hopelessly lazy

Thats not hippies, thats what you call a burn out. *nod* I know hippies, and I know burnouts. Totally different groups.
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 02:31
Under the tree. for VKZ, I have these!
http://www.vampirewear.com/images4/tubehearts2.jpg
He knows why.

For Blouman Empire, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.myop.com.au/img/productImages/nestle/milo1.9.jpg
'Cos we all know you love Milo sandwiches.

For Anti-Social Darwinism, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.marzipanworld.com/acatalog/marzipan%20dogs%20jpg.jpg
I think you would enjoy some marzipan doggies. They're sooooo good!

For Wilgrove, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.talariaenterprises.com/images2/5302a.jpg
Blessed Yule, Mr. Grove!

Thank you. I'm one of those rare Americans who actually likes marzipan. Let's see, I already gave you a catsuit, how about the 4" heels to go with it? For Kat - catnip tea, for Ruffy - the box set of Trading Spaces, year one, for Smunkee - a copy of my favorite cookbook and for Ardchoille - marshmallows, hershey bars and graham crackers so she can make s'mores.
Intangelon
22-12-2008, 02:33
To: Katganistan
From: Intangelon

http://mexicopainrelief.com/images/acetaminophen-codeine.jpg

No doubt useful?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 02:49
To Lunatic Goofballs, I give TACOS. Lots and lots of tacos.

To Kryozerkia, our newest moderator: a brown suede pouch with marbles, to replace the ones you'll undoubtedly lose...

To the rest of the team: RUM!

To Heikoku: curtains. :)

To Nanatsu: a big bowl of bacalao salad and bread pudding.

To Wilgrove: the complete series of GhostHunters Seasons 1-4.

Oh my, thanks. I do adore bacalao salad and bread pudding.

Now, for you Kat, I gift thee with a bigger Mod Mallet. The gods know you need it. Oh, and for real, lots of blessings to you and your family.

For SaintB: a full set of the neatest jokes.
SaintB
22-12-2008, 02:51
For SaintB: a full set of the neatest jokes.

Sweet :)
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 02:51
:eek2:omg your gonna turn NS into a bunch of hippies!

Too late, man, like, too late! :p

*Organizes love-in*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 02:55
Thank you. I'm one of those rare Americans who actually likes marzipan. Let's see, I already gave you a catsuit, how about the 4" heels to go with it? For Kat - catnip tea, for Ruffy - the box set of Trading Spaces, year one, for Smunkee - a copy of my favorite cookbook and for Archdoille - marshmallows, hershey bars and graham crackers so she can make s'mores.

I humbly accept those neat 4'' heels. The look bitchin' for the catsuit. Nya nya!

NOTE: Marzipan's so yummy.:p
Myedvedeya
22-12-2008, 04:17
NOTE: Marzipan's so yummy.:p

Hell yes.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 06:07
NSG I give you as a gift.... Spam-Man!

http://www.appscout.com/images/spam%20boy.jpg
Wilgrove
22-12-2008, 06:52
For Wilgrove, under the tree, I have this!http://www.talariaenterprises.com/images2/5302a.jpg
Blessed Yule, Mr. Grove!

Thank you! I give you a book on how to draw furry Anime characters!

you've all been naughty this year

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y228/newoldtymer/coal.jpg

Yay, now I can turn it into diamonds and make a few thousand.

To Wilgrove: the complete series of GhostHunters Seasons 1-4.

Yay! To Kat, I give you a bottle of aspirin because I know that you're a teacher.

To the Pagan/Heathen community here on NSG, I give you this Viking sword so that you can use it in your rituals.

http://knifeoutlet.com/shop/products/pc1010.jpg

To LG: I give you your own pie shop. So that you may never run out of pies.

To my fellow Libertarians: I give you this hilarious bumper sticker:

http://images1.cafepress.com/product/68521991v14_240x240_Front.jpg

To the rest of NSG: I give you this book of Dead Babies Jokes.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 06:54
To the rest of NSG: I give you this book of Dead Babies Jokes.

Is it Dead Babies: How to make fun of 'em 4th edition? Because I already have 1-3....
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 07:43
To the Pagan/Heathen community here on NSG, I give you this Viking sword so that you can use it in your rituals.

http://knifeoutlet.com/shop/products/pc1010.jpg



Since I use a katana and a wakazashi, you may give mine to someone else.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 07:49
Since I use a katana and a wakazashi, you may give mine to someone else.

I can take it. Sure, I'm not a Pagan/Heathen but the sword looks so cool.
Intangelon
22-12-2008, 09:13
*Burns painstakingly- and expensively-collected full set of Cowboy Bebop series DVDs and the movie DVD on to disks*

Here, Nanatsu. For you. Feliz Navidad.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 11:57
For Andaras, if he was still here, I would've given Das Kapital and some gift vouchers at Wal-Mart.
Callisdrun
22-12-2008, 13:34
I give you all dildos. Yes, male forum members as well. They are a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and colors as well, from clear to red to purple to black. Some are even on the tree. And for a couple nice people, they even have smiley faces on them, because they're happy to be of service. Also, buttplug shaped lumps of coal.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 13:39
I give you all dildos. Yes, male forum members as well. They are a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and colors as well, from clear to red to purple to black. Some are even on the tree. And for a couple nice people, they even have smiley faces on them, because they're happy to be of service. Also, buttplug shaped lumps of coal.

Umm...
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 13:40
Umm...

If you squeeze hard enough, it becomes a diamond buttplug! :eek2:
Callisdrun
22-12-2008, 14:06
If you squeeze hard enough, it becomes a diamond buttplug! :eek2:

I'd give everybody this if I was that absurdly, ridiculously rich.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 14:23
For Blouman Empire, under the tree, I have this!
http://www.myop.com.au/img/productImages/nestle/milo1.9.jpg
'Cos we all know you love Milo sandwiches.

Thank you, thank you.

*Starts making some, offers one to Nanatsu*

For you Nanatsu I have

http://www.originalabsinthe.com/images/absinthe-verdoyante.jpg
A bottle of her favourite green devil. I hops this is a decent brand, I wouldn't know a good absinthe if it dressed up in a tutu and danced a jig in front of me.

I also have a book entitled "101 different costumes for Halloween" :tongue:

And I have the best present of all you can use it for anything and I mean anything. I would put a picture up but I don't want you or other posters to faint from excitement.

Can you guess what it is?
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 14:24
Umm...

Well it's the thought that counts. :tongue:
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 14:30
http://www.originalabsinthe.com/images/absinthe-verdoyante.jpg
A bottle of her favourite green devil. I hops this is a decent brand, I wouldn't know a good absinthe if it dressed up in a tutu and danced a jig in front of me.


Wait, 60% alchohol?! What the hell?
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 14:35
Wait, 60% alchohol?! What the hell?

You haven't come across absinthe, I take it? Any, in Spain they drink so much 60% alcohol is nothing. They have livers of steel.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 14:35
Wait, 60% alchohol?! What the hell?

Guaranteed to get you smashed.

It isn't as bad as Bacardi 151.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 14:36
You haven't come across absinthe, I take it? Any, in Spain they drink so much 60% alcohol is nothing. They have livers of steel.

Well he is only 14. Give the kid a break.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 14:38
Well he is only 14. Give the kid a break.

That's no excuse not to have heard of absinthe, when I was 14...*goes on back in my day rant*
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 14:40
That's no excuse not to have heard of absinthe, when I was 14...*goes on back in my day rant*

I'm surprised that you can remember what you did when you were 14, considering the amount of absinthe you drank.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 14:43
I'm surprised that you can remember what you did when you were 14, considering the amount of absinthe you drank.

I know, I know, but hey, it was fun. Plus, all the doctors want to look at my liver, they're offering loads of money. Apparently it should have exploded and taken out anything within a 50 mile radius at least 8 years ago.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 14:52
You haven't come across absinthe, I take it? Any, in Spain they drink so much 60% alcohol is nothing. They have livers of steel.

Guaranteed to get you smashed.

It isn't as bad as Bacardi 151.

Well he is only 14. Give the kid a break.

Well, yeah but only from the Wiki and a few books and films.. I don't go to liquor stores to hang out, and the alcohol percentage is at it's highest 20-30%.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 15:01
I know, I know, but hey, it was fun. Plus, all the doctors want to look at my liver, they're offering loads of money. Apparently it should have exploded and taken out anything within a 50 mile radius at least 8 years ago.

:D

Well, yeah but only from the Wiki and a few books and films.. I don't go to liquor stores to hang out, and the alcohol percenatage is at it's highest 20-30%.

Who hangs out at liquor stores?
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:03
I don't go to liquor stores to hang out

You haven't lived. It's a national pastime in England and Scotland.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:04
Who hangs out at liquor stores?

Every teenager in England and Scotland. Also, what's with "liquor stores"? That's such a stupid name.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 15:12
Every teenager in England and Scotland.

Yeah and look at them :rolleyes:

There are better places to drink than outside the liquor store you got your booze from. Really you missed out if you spent your time in front of the store.

Also, what's with "liquor stores"? That's such a stupid name.

I prefer the term bottle-o.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:15
Yeah and look at them :rolleyes:

I'd really rather not.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 15:16
I'd really rather not.

Touche.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:16
I prefer the term bottle-o.

Never come across this one before.
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 15:17
Never come across this one before.

lol, I'm not surprised.

It's an Australian term for a drive through bottle shop.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:19
You haven't lived. It's a national pastime in England and Scotland.

Every teenager in England and Scotland. Also, what's with "liquor stores"? That's such a stupid name.

Well, I am a nerd. And, could have used the word ''Alko'', which is a goverment-controlled and the only place in Finland where you can get something other than beer or cider.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:19
It's an Australian term for a drive through bottle shop.

Drive through? Wow.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:20
Well, I am a nerd

I was half-joking...
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:23
I was half-joking...

I thought so.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:24
I thought so.

But which part I was joking about remains to be seen. :p
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:26
But which part I was joking about remains to be seen. :p

True.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:30
True.

It was the "you haven't lived part" Of course you've lived. Unless you're a zombie. *Headshots WMU, just to be safe*
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 15:38
Well, I am a nerd. And, could have used the word ''Alko'', which is a goverment-controlled and the only place in Finland where you can get something other than beer or cider.

Government controlled? What is wrong with your contry? Why?
Blouman Empire
22-12-2008, 15:38
Drive through? Wow.

Yeah mate, I'm surprised you don't have them in the UK.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:41
Yeah mate, I'm surprised you don't have them in the UK.

We don't like drive throughs. Too American. If the Americans didn't have them they'd probably be all over the place though.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:43
Government controlled? What is wrong with your contry? Why?

Meh, I dunno. Here's a Wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alko
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:44
During the 1939-40 Winter War the company mass-produced molotov cocktails for the Finnish military
Only in Finland.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:46
Only in Finland.

Hey, you gotta use any resources you have in a war. In, this case boose bottles.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:49
Hey, you gotta use any resources you have in a war. In, this case boose bottles.

Booze.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:50
Booze.

I thought it was that. Damn Finnish, cause it's a phonetic language.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:53
I thought it was that. Damn Finnish, cause it's a phonetic language.

Booze is also phonetic. Hence the Z.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:54
Booze is also phonetic. Hence the Z.

Why is this happening?!
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:55
Why is this happening?!

What happening?
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:55
What happening?

Me getting English wrong!
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 15:57
Me getting English wrong!

Because you're forein maybe? How long have you been learning English for?
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 15:59
Because you're forein maybe? How long have you been learning English for?

About five years.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 16:03
About five years.

Then it's really good. Your English is mainly faultless.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 16:07
Then it's really good. Your English is mainly faultless.

Thanks. I still make mistakes now and then but it's helped by the fact that I think in English.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 16:10
Thanks. I still make mistakes now and then but it's helped by the fact that I think in English.

:eek: In English?
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 16:12
:eek: In English?

Yeah. It might seem wierd, but I do that.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 16:12
Yeah. It might seem wierd, but I do that.

Why and since when?
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 16:16
Why and since when?

To tell you the truth, I don't know. I just started to do it, and it stuck. As for when, at least two years ago.
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 16:39
Well, yeah but only from the Wiki and a few books and films.. I don't go to liquor stores to hang out, and the alcohol percentage is at it's highest 20-30%.

In FINLAND??

Heck, Finlandia is around 40%...
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 16:46
In FINLAND??

Heck, Finlandia is around 40%...

That was only an estimation. Which went off. Here we have Koskenkorva. Pretty much the same as Finlandia Vodka. Here's a Wiki article on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koskenkorva_Viina
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 16:58
I like my Finlandia -_-

And my Zubrowka! Yummeh!

*Gets weed and vodka for all*
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 17:53
You haven't come across absinthe, I take it? Any, in Spain they drink so much 60% alcohol is nothing. They have livers of steel.

Or no livers at all....
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 17:56
Or no livers at all....

They're not human!
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 17:57
They're not human!

Indeed. :D
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 17:57
Indeed. :D

Shoot them.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 17:59
Shoot them.

But, that would mean we would shoot Nanatsu!
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 18:01
But, that would mean we would shoot Nanatsu!

Nanatsu's not Spanish, she's an angel. Come to lead the Spaniards to the path of freedom with the drink of the Gods she calls "absinthe".
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 18:02
But, that would mean we would shoot Nanatsu!

Also what's up with your random comma placements?
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 18:07
But, that would mean we would shoot Nanatsu!

That would start World War 3!!!!!!!!


Don't do it man!
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 18:18
Also what's up with your random comma placements?

Why must you attack my English?

Nanatsu's not Spanish, she's an angel. Come to lead the Spaniards to the path of freedom with the drink of the Gods she calls "absinthe".

I'm reading ''The Balance of Power'' by Tom Clancy, and in it these guys try to start an another civil war in Spain.

That would start World War 3!!!!!!!!


Don't do it man!

With no Vaults or Radaway! :p
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 18:27
I'm reading ''The Balance of Power'' by Tom Clancy, and in it these guys try to start an another civil war in Spain.

Because Tom Clancy's books are the best way to learn about the modern day political atmosphere.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 18:36
Because Tom Clancy's books are the best way to learn about the modern day political atmosphere.

The only reason I got into them was because of the games.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 18:53
The only reason I got into them was because of the games.

Again, the most realistic depictions of modern warfare, tactics and politics.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 18:54
Again, the most realistic depictions of modern warfare, tactics and politics.

Even surpassing Operation: Flashpoint and Armed Assault! :p
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 18:55
Even surpassing Operation: Flashpoint

That's a true story!
One-O-One
22-12-2008, 18:59
Again, the most realistic depictions of modern warfare, tactics and politics.

Your sarcasm intrigues me, may I sign up to your newsletter?
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 19:00
Your sarcasm intrigues me, may I sign up to your newsletter?

Your sarcasm is also intrigues me. I now care for nothing else.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:32
They're not human!

Is that you, Tiddy?
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:38
Is that you, Tiddy?

If said yes, would you hurt me?
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 20:39
Is that you, Tiddy?

Tiddy?
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:39
If said yes, would you hurt me?

No. :)
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:40
No. :)

Yes then.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:41
Tiddy?

Tiddy. http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:41
Yes then.

Are you sure? :$
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 20:41
Tiddy. http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

what exactly is tiddy.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 20:42
what exactly is tiddy.

That's what I wanna know.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:45
what exactly is tiddy.

Me, apparently.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:46
You're not Tiddy! :(
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:46
Of course I am, I can be Tiddy!
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2008, 20:48
You're not Tiddy! :(
Ruffy, why does it say you're offline when you're online?
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:49
Ruffy, why does it say you're offline when you're online?

Secret poster setting?
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:52
Of course I am, I can be Tiddy!

What does "Tiddy" mean, then?
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:52
Ruffy, why does it say you're offline when you're online?

I'm a mod, now.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:54
I'm a mod, now.

Oh dear God. *Runs, and doesn't look back*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 20:54
What does "Tiddy" mean, then?

Um, well, you see...*jumps out window*
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2008, 20:54
I'm a mod, now.
Rufferton, just for that, you don't get a present from me under the big ass NSG Christmas tree.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 20:55
I'm a mod, now.

Why don't you have the bolded name and the ''NationStates Moderator Team'' title, then?
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:56
Rufferton, just for that, you don't get a present from me under the big ass NSG Christmas tree.

Like that's a surprise. :rolleyes:
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 20:57
Why don't you have the bolded name and the ''NationStates Moderator Team'' title, then?

We were waiting until Christmas day to announce it.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 20:59
We were waiting until Christmas day to announce it.

Or this is total bullshit.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 21:00
Or this is total bullshit.

Is a surprise, Scrooge.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:02
Like that's a surprise. :rolleyes:

and if you do get a present, don't worry I will most likely steal it.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 21:03
Um, well, you see...*jumps out window*

*continues search for Tiddy*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:04
Or this is total bullshit.

Or he was joking?
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:05
My present for Nanatsu No Tsuki:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/519827175_e62da7a4c1.jpg?v=0

Both giftwrapped for her. :)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:05
Thank you, thank you.

*Starts making some, offers one to Nanatsu*

For you Nanatsu I have

http://www.originalabsinthe.com/images/absinthe-verdoyante.jpg
A bottle of her favourite green devil. I hops this is a decent brand, I wouldn't know a good absinthe if it dressed up in a tutu and danced a jig in front of me.

I also have a book entitled "101 different costumes for Halloween" :tongue:

And I have the best present of all you can use it for anything and I mean anything. I would put a picture up but I don't want you or other posters to faint from excitement.

Can you guess what it is?

That does looks good, Blouman, thanks mate!
Halloween costumes you say? :D

I think I can guess what is that thing I can use for anything. And yes, you shouldn't post pics. I fear you could get banned or raised to God status. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:06
My present for Nanatsu No Tsuki:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/519827175_e62da7a4c1.jpg?v=0

Both giftwrapped for her. :)

*claps like a crazy girl*
Yay!! Me gets Zero and Kaname!! Woohoo!!!

*begins to unwrap her men*
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:06
Or he was joking?

In either case, I can't see Ruffy being mod.
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:09
*claps like a crazy girl*
Yay!! Me gets Zero and Kaname!! Woohoo!!!

*begins to unwrap her men*

Merry Christmas. :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:11
In either case, I can't see Ruffy being mod.

Why not? I think Ruffy would be a cool mod.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:12
Why not? I think Ruffy would be a cool mod.

If by cool you mean terrifying. NSG would turn into a radioactive slag pool, with the few survivors battling it out with Vault 10 and Hotwife's stockpiled guns.

I'm fairly sure I said that earlier.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:13
If by cool you mean terrifying. NSG would turn into a radioactive slag pool, with the few survivors battling it out with Vault 10 and Hotwife's stockpiled guns.

I'm fairly sure I said that earlier.

Yeah, you did.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:13
If by cool you mean terrifying. NSG would turn into a radioactive slag pool, with the few survivors battling it out with Vault 10 and Hotwife's stockpiled guns.

I'm fairly sure I said that earlier.

I don't know what those other posters have to do with wether Ruffy would be a good mod or not. I think he would be good. He's hilarious but can be serious when the need arises.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:13
Why not? I think Ruffy would be a cool mod.

I agree. He probably would ban himself for spamming though.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:15
I agree. He probably would ban himself for spamming though.

True. One mod down. Not a good thing. And Ruffy would indeed ban himself from spamming.:tongue:
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2008, 21:18
True. One mod down. Not a good thing. And Ruffy would indeed ban himself from spamming.:tongue:
Rufferton would never ban himself for spamming. He'd ban everybody else for not spamming enough.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:19
Rufferton would never ban himself for spamming. He'd ban everybody else for not spamming enough.

Or he would just ban everyone and single-handedly take over NSG where all the threads would be smiley threads or his other rants of pure absurdity.
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2008, 21:19
Like that's a surprise. :rolleyes:
Fine, I"m not mailing you this tub of dark roast timmies coffee sitting on my desk either.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:20
Rufferton would never ban himself for spamming. He'd ban everybody else for not spamming enough.

Hehehe! That's true too.

Wait... what? Rufferton?!

Roflmfao!!!!:D
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2008, 21:20
Or he would just ban everyone and single-handedly take over NSG where all the threads would be smiley threads or his other rants of pure absurdity.
No he wouldn't. He needs an audience. Spam whores need people to whore themselves to. ;)
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:25
I don't have an erection, what are you talking about?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-12-2008, 06:51
I don't have an erection, what are you talking about?

Adu-kun... sometimes youe retorts baffle me.:eek2:
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:55
No he wouldn't. He needs an audience. Spam whores need people to whore themselves to. ;)

True. And I don't ever mind pimping out Ruffy from time to time,but for a price.

My bitches don't come cheap.
Naturality
23-12-2008, 06:59
Love it or hate it, it's there (http://cmsof.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fruitcake2.jpg) Merry Christmas.
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 07:07
I nominate both Ruffy and Ifreann.

>.>
<.<
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:07
I nominate both Ruffy and Ifreann.

>.>
<.<

For?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-12-2008, 07:12
For?

Something alcohol-related, I'm sure. :p
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:14
Something alcohol-related, I'm sure. :p

count me in then!
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 07:20
Yes.









...

I mean, mods.
CanuckHeaven
23-12-2008, 10:02
I'm a mod, now.
Now that would be too cool!! :)
Blouman Empire
23-12-2008, 14:56
That does looks good, Blouman, thanks mate!
Halloween costumes you say? :D

Indeed, lol.

I think I can guess what is that thing I can use for anything. And yes, you shouldn't post pics. I fear you could get banned or raised to God status. :p

I would go with both :wink:
Blouman Empire
23-12-2008, 14:56
*claps like a crazy girl*
Yay!! Me gets Zero and Kaname!! Woohoo!!!

*begins to unwrap her men*

That's three you have received now.