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So roughly, what % of the sex you've had is good? It's like less than a quarter for me now. I dunno if it's because I'm usually drunk cause it's after a party or whatever. Is it good for you even if you are drunk?

Define "sex" first. Do handjobs and oral count ?

Define "sex" first. Do handjobs and oral count ?

Yeah. Handjobs, oral, vaginal and anal.

About π/3i, give or take a digit or two.

About π/3i, give or take a digit or two.

So is it still good when u are drunk or drunkish?

When it's with yourself all sex is good.;)

Hmmm. About 70% is good then, where "good" means satisfaction to both. Slightly less if I only count satisfaction for me, slightly higher if we only consider the pleasantness for the lady (assuming the ladies do not lie).
When only penetration is counted the number would get lower.

I never drink excessively and subsequently have sex, so I do not know the effect of that in this context, sorry. However, I seem to perform better when slightly fatigued.

Hmmm. About 70% is good then, where "good" means satisfaction to both. Slightly less if I only count satisfaction for me, slightly higher if we only consider the pleasantness for the lady (assuming the ladies do not lie).
When only penetration is counted the number would get lower.

I never drink excessively and subsequently have sex, so I do not know the effect of that in this context, sorry. However, I seem to perform better when slightly fatigued.

No, good doesnt just mean cumming.

surely all sex is good? well better than spending a few minuets posting on NS anyway

No, good doesnt just mean cumming.

Where did I say it did ?

Where did I say it did ?

Thats what I thought you had meant by satisfaction.

Anyway, good means good, that u flush and feel really good and tired afterwards.

Anyway, good means good, that u flush and feel really good and tired afterwards.

That is what I mean with satisfaction ;)

So is it still good when u are drunk or drunkish?

Duunno, I've never had sex drunk. Serious brewers droop.:$

Duunno, I've never had sex drunk. Serious brewers droop.:$

How drunk are we talking about? Like vodka, I forgot everything that night drunk? Or I'm past being buzzed but the floor is still solid drunk?

Lately, 100% of the sex I have had has been fantastic. Of course, 100% of the sex I have had lately has also been terrible. Furthermore, 100% of the sex I have had lately has involved your mother, a giant inflatable manatee, and a time machine. Whee.

How drunk are we talking about? Like vodka, I forgot everything that night drunk? Or I'm past being buzzed but the floor is still solid drunk?

Say past five beers and a shot drunk, I wouldn't try anything.

Say past five beers and a shot drunk, I wouldn't try anything.

Can I ask your age?

Can I ask your age?

Twenty-two. Why?

Twenty-two. Why?

I have no idea what I'm talking about...

I have no idea what I'm talking about...

You have no idea what you're talking about? No way! Please teach me about sex, you seem to know so much. Just the basics? Like, how do you get a woman to cum?

You have no idea what you're talking about? No way! Please teach me about sex, you seem to know so much. Just the basics? Like, how do you get a woman to cum?

Foreplay and do oral sex on/in her b4 intercourse?

Foreplay and do oral sex on/in her b4 intercourse?

Realli? How do I do Oral Sex?

Realli? How do I do Oral Sex?

Google oral sex?

I aint had sex in years.

Google oral sex?

Can't u teech me oh master of sex?

Can't u teech me oh master of sex?

In which part did I come off as a jerk?

Lately, 100% of the sex I have had has been fantastic. Of course, 100% of the sex I have had lately has also been terrible. Furthermore, 100% of the sex I have had lately has involved your mother, a giant inflatable manatee, and a time machine. Whee.

*fluffle*

100% good, never drunk... once high, and that was awesome :P

100% good, never drunk... once high, and that was awesome :P

Apparently head feels (even more) awesome on speed. Isn't that interesting.

Apparently head feels (even more) awesome on speed. Isn't that interesting.

tempting me with sex and drugs is mean!! throw in some rock 'n roll and we have a winner :D

I tend to have good sex, even when I'm drunk. Mostly because I usually hit that "special" point of drunk where I'm still coherant enough, but relaxed.

One bad incident involving whiskey dick does still haunt me, however.

tempting me with sex and drugs is mean!! throw in some rock 'n roll and we have a winner :D

Haha, I didn't mean to tempt you.

But yes, sex, drugs and rock 'n roll = winning combination.

Compared to what? Other sex I've had?

I'd say less than 50% is "really good". I've gotten a few bad bj's. I didn't even think that was possible.

I'd say probably 98% of the sex I had over the last 5 1/2 years with my ex was good. The other 2% certainly wasn't bad, it was just meh.

Hmmm.....overall, I'd say about 40% of my sex life has been "good sex". But the early years were meh; it's the last two years or so that have really brought up the average. :D

Realli? How do I do Oral Sex?
*waves hand frantically*
Seriously though, what is this "sex" you speak of? Gender specifications?
I can't remember.

Percentage-wise? Let's see...

Calculator says "Error: Divide By 0"

So, undefined I guess. :)

One bad incident involving whiskey dick does still haunt me, however.

Use it as a spanking implement, silly :p

Use it as a spanking implement, silly :p

sadly, by the time whiskey dick has set in, we are well past the point of creative improvisation.

sadly, by the time whiskey dick has set in, we are well past the point of creative improvisation.Well, that's where i'd "spontaneously" go for a bike ride or playing at a playground. I'm odd that way, i guess.

Percentage-wise? Let's see...

Calculator says "Error: Divide By 0"

So, undefined I guess. :)

Take the natural log/cosine of it! QUICKLY!

:tongue:

Speaking of math/sex, every time I try to take the cosine of the number of times I have sex, something keeps putting (D^2 + 1) in front of it, making it 0. :(




/ODE humor

Take the natural log/cosine of it! QUICKLY!

:tongue:

Speaking of math/sex, every time I try to take the cosine of the number of times I have sex, something keeps putting (D^2 + 1) in front of it, making it 0. :(




/ODE humor
I think you've here given us enough to form our own solid conclusions on your sex life.

God it feels so great to not be on the receiving end of that one.

I think you've here given us enough to form our own solid conclusions on your sex life.

God it feels so great to not be on the receiving end of that one.

I said, the cosine of the number of times I've had sex, ie. 0. Which would come out to 1, or 100%. But, like I said, something always has to go and use the annihilator method on my theory.

>.>

I swear, I'm only this geeky when I'm this tired.

http://xkcd.com/55/

*backs away slowly*

I swear, I'm only this geeky when I'm this tired.[/url]

I guess the early bird gets your worm, then.

About... 60 or so percent. Being slightly hazed makes a minuscule difference





I tend to have good sex, even when I'm drunk. Mostly because I usually hit that "special" point of drunk where I'm still coherant enough, but relaxed.

One bad incident involving whiskey dick does still haunt me, however.

Oh please do tell.

See, sex for the sake of just having sex is not as fulfilling as, say, having sex (making love) for love and affection.

There are times, yes, when one wants to just "fuck". But that's not always the norm. At least in my experience, when I'm in a relationship, sex becomes something more than just raw, animal need. (and animals are capable of deep emotions where it comes to mates)

I wouldn't know how to answer your question because right now I'm in a relationship and sex has a different connotation to me, it's more about loving than fucking. Perhaps if I were single, my answer to your question would be something else.

So roughly, what % of the sex you've had is good? It's like less than a quarter for me now. I dunno if it's because I'm usually drunk cause it's after a party or whatever. Is it good for you even if you are drunk?

Hah all of the sex with my wife is good, with the cat well not so much!:D

Well, as sex takes 0% from my activities I don't know.

....with the cat well not so much!:D

I can haz foreplay

I can haz foreplay

Heh! Well I think that's part of the problem, ever tried getting foreplay from a cat?

Heh! Well I think that's part of the problem, ever tried getting foreplay from a cat?

They scratch.:(

They scratch.:(

Yeah! Grroooawl!:D

Yeah! Grroooawl!:D

And it stings. Meow and all.:tongue:

They scratch.:(

Only if you haven't duct-taped the box closed properly.

Only if you haven't duct-taped the box closed properly.

Well, I have 3 cats and when they jump and land on my legs... ouch.

Wait... ductaped a box closed?!:eek:

Well, I have 3 cats and when they jump and land on my legs... ouch.

Wait... ductaped a box closed?!:eek:

Yeah it's fun, the game is to see how long it takes them to destroy the box!

Well, I have 3 cats and when they jump and land on my legs... ouch.

Wait... ductaped a box closed?!:eek:

Well, apart from the hole at the back....Make sure thats well marked though, because if they get put in the wrong way round, it won't be good.

Sex is always good lately. Unfortunately, with my bf a plane ride away, it's not so frequent.

And being drunk generally results in passing out, not sex.

Yeah it's fun, the game is to see how long it takes them to destroy the box!

As a cat owner, I find that despicable but oddly funny.

Yeah it's fun, the game is to see how long it takes them to destroy the box!

But observing the state of the box messes with quantum !

But observing the state of the box messes with quantum !

Not to mention how much it messes with the poor feline in question. *nod*

Not to mention how much it messes with the poor feline in question. *nod*

Tsk. A cat in a closed box is either dead, alive or bloody furious ;)

Tsk. A cat in a closed box is either dead, alive or bloody furious ;)

Which is sad, scary and funny.:(

:wink:

As a cat owner, I find that despicable but oddly funny.

Well it is a little cruel, but you know the more you do it the better they seem to like the game, you always leave a little hole for them, don't poke your finger through that hole though.

Another good one is cat in a bag, which I'm sure every cat owener at some point has played.

Intice the cat into the bag, quickly grab it, and then hang it on a door handle!

Tsk. A cat in a closed box is either dead, alive or bloody furious ;)

Heh usualy the latter! I found the game after watching my dad trying to put an ill cat into one of those cheap cardboard cat boxes to take him down the vet, as a kid. The resulting scratches he recived was mucho funny!

.Another good one is cat in a bag, which I'm sure every cat owener at some point has played.

Intice the cat into the bag, quickly grab it, and then hang it on a door handle!

I haven't played that. My cats are a bit too evil for me to even try. :p

I haven't played that. My cats are a bit too evil for me to even try. :p

Ahh then you need to train them better!:D

Ahh then you need to train them better!:D

Perhaps, perhaps.:tongue:

Perhaps, perhaps.:tongue:

My female cat comes to the call of 'oi bitch dinner'! The male, well he just ignores anything.

I haven't had sex in years, so I can't answer the OP.

My female cat comes to the call of 'oi bitch dinner'! The male, well he just ignores anything.

LOL! Perhaps I should start calling my Neneko to eat like that. "Oi, puta, ven a comer!", something along those lines. :D

Tsk. A cat in a closed box is either dead, alive or bloody furious ;)

But isn't it technically Alive, dead, and bloody furious until we open the box to observe it? :p