NationStates Jolt Archive


Need help with a new Country Name

Falkasia
17-12-2008, 22:15
Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!
Ashmoria
17-12-2008, 22:18
the people's republic of <insert historical name here>
Miyager
17-12-2008, 22:18
I Would be Experat at That as i Am From their

i would say

"The Union of Falkasian Falk Republics"
Or
"The Peoples Republic of Falkasia"
Miyager
17-12-2008, 22:19
Or
"the Union of Falkasian Socialist Republics"
Falkasia
17-12-2008, 22:20
Well, I need a new and completely original name, without any remsemblance to Falkasia.
Miyager
17-12-2008, 22:22
"The Union of <Insert You New Countries name here> Socialist Republics"
Or "The Peoples Republic of <Insert New Countries name here>"
Megaloria
17-12-2008, 22:22
Watdafalkistan.

ah, no resemblance, eh?

Slipthrutha-Krakistan
Patonthabakistan
Turkeygravya
Intangelon
17-12-2008, 22:23
Falkeria SSR?

Falkonia?

Falkovia?

Go Falk Yourself? No wait, that's the alt for Cheneystan.
Falkasia
17-12-2008, 22:24
Falkonia sounds pretty good.
The Archregimancy
17-12-2008, 22:26
Any combination of 'democratic', 'socialist' and 'people's' will do. Perhaps even all three! Pick any order.

General 20th-century rule of thumb: the more a nation needs to advertise how democratic, socialist, and people-oriented it is, the less likely it is to be any of those things.

Or if you need the actual nation's name, how about 'Tyomniarus' [Dark Russia] in opposition to 'Belarus' [White Russia]?

The People's Democratic Republic of Tyomniarus.... Works for me.
West Ponente
17-12-2008, 22:26
Ordanya

Beylostan

Kisonia

Nitivya

Selegostan
Falkasia
17-12-2008, 22:30
Keep'um coming, lol. The name isn't actually for NS, but for an RP in a game called Second Life.
Chernobyl-Pripyat
17-12-2008, 22:32
We're talking about really obscure coutries, such as Transistria, right?

something-stan generally works well
Esperantujo 2
17-12-2008, 22:32
Cisdnestria?
Megaloria
17-12-2008, 22:33
The People's Eminent Nation of Independent States.
Rambhutan
17-12-2008, 22:35
Mccarthistan
Megaloria
17-12-2008, 22:37
Hijakistan
Osokold
Vodkavodkastan
Zilam
17-12-2008, 22:40
Douchefagistan.
Etravrennia-Selmartia
17-12-2008, 22:45
Southwestern Pjludanistania
Cannot think of a name
17-12-2008, 22:48
...







crap
German Nightmare
17-12-2008, 22:56
Osokold
That one's funny!
Chumblywumbly
17-12-2008, 22:57
General 20th-century rule of thumb: the more a nation needs to advertise how democratic, socialist, and people-oriented it is, the less likely it is to be any of those things.
How true...

Or if you need the actual nation's name, how about 'Tyomniarus' [Dark Russia] in opposition to 'Belarus' [White Russia]?
That's pretty nifty.
Psychotic Mongooses
17-12-2008, 22:59
Poland
Mad hatters in jeans
17-12-2008, 23:01
superfunlovinghappyparidiseofhippposandwaterbuffaloincorporatingfireworkdisplayssince1992!
yeah
otherwise known as...
SFLHPOHAWBCFDS1992
Rambhutan
17-12-2008, 23:02
Umbrellarus
Truly Blessed
17-12-2008, 23:08
Youllstanwherewetellyoutoo
Tmutarakhan
17-12-2008, 23:11
Stanistan
Falkasia
17-12-2008, 23:18
Kivsovia or Kisovia?
Mad hatters in jeans
17-12-2008, 23:19
Kisovia?
a soviet republic that kisses it's enemies to death?
how novel. (ponders)
Falkasia
17-12-2008, 23:22
lol.
South Lorenya
17-12-2008, 23:30
The Sensible Republic of Insanistan

Or possibly Lesser Tanna Tuva.
Intangelon
17-12-2008, 23:56
Umbrellarus

Very clever!
Hoyteca
18-12-2008, 00:00
People's Democratic Republic of Xenuland. or Canada. Whichever sounds scarier.
Vampire Knight Zero
18-12-2008, 00:02
The Peoples Republic of I keel you!
Megaloria
18-12-2008, 01:03
Bothnia-Herthgovinia? The only balkan district with a lisp!

iKraine. Like Ukraine, but owned by Steve Jobs.

FTWinland. A small section of Finland. it's leading export is lols.
Anti-Social Darwinism
18-12-2008, 01:51
The Peoples' Democratic Republic of Phail.
Chernobyl-Pripyat
18-12-2008, 01:55
Bothnia-Herthgovinia? The only balkan district with a lisp!


i lol'd
GOBAMAWIN
18-12-2008, 03:49
Vodkaslavia or Borschtavia or K-G-Beslavic or K-G-Borschtbelt or Putinesca or Sourleningrad
Minoriteeburg
18-12-2008, 04:49
The Confused Peoples of The Spot on Gorbachev's Head.
Dondolastan
18-12-2008, 05:29
The Federal Democratic People's Republic of Lolastan
Translolastan
Mcdonastan
Datenutastan
Roflcopterstan
Iamatrollastan
Transtrollastan
Or just Stan Marsh.
Hoyteca
18-12-2008, 06:32
You've got to combine scary words. Here are some examples:
Rapestan
Murderistan
Canadian Peoples' Republic of Xenustan
Cuntrimusicistan
Hiphopistan

Scary words.
Zombie PotatoHeads
18-12-2008, 06:54
A few spring to mind:

The Happy nation of Troll.

The nation of 'I just wiped my ass on your dishcloth'

Flatuent gerbils with strange diseases.

Hookers on speed

undead mutant ants rapelling down Patrick Swayze's forehead.


Or else just randomly open the dictionary 3 times and write down the 11th word from each of those 3 pages.
Western Mercenary Unio
18-12-2008, 07:06
FTWinland. A small section of Finland. it's leading export is lols.

Wait...
SaintB
18-12-2008, 07:59
The Theocracy of Mistaken Spellings.
Intangelon
18-12-2008, 11:17
Bothnia-Herthgovinia? The only balkan district with a lisp!

iKraine. Like Ukraine, but owned by Steve Jobs.

FTWinland. A small section of Finland. it's leading export is lols.

I crane, you crane, we ALL crane for Ukraine!
Rambhutan
18-12-2008, 11:22
Boldova
Intangelon
18-12-2008, 11:28
Boldova

By what?
Callisdrun
18-12-2008, 11:35
Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!

Lummoxia
Intangelon
18-12-2008, 11:39
Lummoxia

National Animal = Star Beast.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-12-2008, 11:39
The Wide Weird Land of Pickle Tickling.
Intangelon
18-12-2008, 11:41
The Wide Weird Land of Pickle Tickling.

Or was it Wired Weed Land of Tickle Pickling?
Callisdrun
18-12-2008, 11:41
The Wide Weird Land of Pickle Tickling.

The People's Democratic Republic of Rustia Trombonopia
Callisdrun
18-12-2008, 11:41
Or was it Wired Weed Land of Tickle Pickling?

That sounds rather ominous, actually.
Intangelon
18-12-2008, 11:42
The People's Democratic Republic of Rustia Trombonopia

With it's Irish-Mexican dictator for life, Phil Theo Sanchez.
Callisdrun
18-12-2008, 11:52
With it's Irish-Mexican dictator for life, Phil Theo Sanchez.

Indeed. And his trusted confidante, Armando, head of the Flutas Mannus administrative division.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-12-2008, 11:56
It's amazing that with only the slightest of prods, we enter the land of the Filthy Minds. :D
Callisdrun
18-12-2008, 12:00
It's amazing that with only the slightest of prods, we enter the land of the Filthy Minds. :D

And that's what his nation should be called.
Rambhutan
18-12-2008, 12:14
Avapiejan
Callisdrun
18-12-2008, 12:29
The Most Serene Republic of Analingusientia
Nova Magna Germania
18-12-2008, 20:32
Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!

Ewwwland. Or Notanotherfuckingdictatorfuckingpleaseland.
The Archregimancy
19-12-2008, 00:20
With it's Irish-Mexican dictator for life, Phil Theo Sanchez.

Scatalogical humour aside, that might actually have been funnier if the liberator of Chile and first Supreme Director of that nation hadn't been the marvellously-named Irish-Hispanic Bernardo O'Higgins
Intangelon
19-12-2008, 00:22
Scatalogical humour aside, that might actually have been funnier if the liberator of Chile and first Supreme Director of that nation hadn't been the marvellously-named Irish-Hispanic Bernardo O'Higgins

How does that make my sophomoric gag any less funny?
Yootopia
19-12-2008, 03:24
Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.
In Soviet Russia, name picks YOU!
Anti-Social Darwinism
19-12-2008, 06:48
The United Peoples' Republic of Democratic Mudbathistan.
The Brevious
19-12-2008, 10:21
Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!New Pudsey.
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The Archregimancy
19-12-2008, 12:12
How does that make my sophomoric gag any less funny?

Oh, it's probably just a personal humour thing, but knowing that there was a real Irish-Chilean dictator for life just somehow made your fictional Irish-Mexican dictator for life less, well, funny. 'Bernardo O'Higgins, Supreme Director of Chile' just sounds inherently comical to this English-speaker without the need for an additional pun in the name.

With apologies to any Chileans I may have just grievously offended.
Conserative Morality
19-12-2008, 12:20
Stalinastan
Mad hatters in jeans
19-12-2008, 14:25
What about; Mr Snuggle, Mr Wicked, Tinky Winky, Bandaras, Crassitude ah or Wobbly wonder?
Intangelon
19-12-2008, 15:17
Oh, it's probably just a personal humour thing, but knowing that there was a real Irish-Chilean dictator for life just somehow made your fictional Irish-Mexican dictator for life less, well, funny. 'Bernardo O'Higgins, Supreme Director of Chile' just sounds inherently comical to this English-speaker without the need for an additional pun in the name.

With apologies to any Chileans I may have just grievously offended.

I see. I'd go into how much different Mexico is from Chile, but it's too early in the morning, and it was just a joke.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
19-12-2008, 15:49
Neo Bayainna. I can't come up with something more witty. *shrug* :confused: