NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!

the people's republic of <insert historical name here>

I Would be Experat at That as i Am From their

i would say

"The Union of Falkasian Falk Republics"
Or
"The Peoples Republic of Falkasia"

Or
"the Union of Falkasian Socialist Republics"

Well, I need a new and completely original name, without any remsemblance to Falkasia.

"The Union of <Insert You New Countries name here> Socialist Republics"
Or "The Peoples Republic of <Insert New Countries name here>"

Watdafalkistan.

ah, no resemblance, eh?

Slipthrutha-Krakistan
Patonthabakistan
Turkeygravya

Falkeria SSR?

Falkonia?

Falkovia?

Go Falk Yourself? No wait, that's the alt for Cheneystan.

Falkonia sounds pretty good.

Any combination of 'democratic', 'socialist' and 'people's' will do. Perhaps even all three! Pick any order.

General 20th-century rule of thumb: the more a nation needs to advertise how democratic, socialist, and people-oriented it is, the less likely it is to be any of those things.

Or if you need the actual nation's name, how about 'Tyomniarus' [Dark Russia] in opposition to 'Belarus' [White Russia]?

The People's Democratic Republic of Tyomniarus.... Works for me.

Ordanya

Beylostan

Kisonia

Nitivya

Selegostan

Keep'um coming, lol. The name isn't actually for NS, but for an RP in a game called Second Life.

We're talking about really obscure coutries, such as Transistria, right?

something-stan generally works well

Cisdnestria?

The People's Eminent Nation of Independent States.

Mccarthistan

Hijakistan
Osokold
Vodkavodkastan

Douchefagistan.

Southwestern Pjludanistania

...







crap

Osokold
That one's funny!

General 20th-century rule of thumb: the more a nation needs to advertise how democratic, socialist, and people-oriented it is, the less likely it is to be any of those things.
How true...

Or if you need the actual nation's name, how about 'Tyomniarus' [Dark Russia] in opposition to 'Belarus' [White Russia]?
That's pretty nifty.

Poland

superfunlovinghappyparidiseofhippposandwaterbuffaloincorporatingfireworkdisplayssince1992!
yeah
otherwise known as...
SFLHPOHAWBCFDS1992

Umbrellarus

Youllstanwherewetellyoutoo

Stanistan

Kivsovia or Kisovia?

Kisovia?
a soviet republic that kisses it's enemies to death?
how novel. (ponders)

lol.

The Sensible Republic of Insanistan

Or possibly Lesser Tanna Tuva.

Umbrellarus

Very clever!

People's Democratic Republic of Xenuland. or Canada. Whichever sounds scarier.

The Peoples Republic of I keel you!

Bothnia-Herthgovinia? The only balkan district with a lisp!

iKraine. Like Ukraine, but owned by Steve Jobs.

FTWinland. A small section of Finland. it's leading export is lols.

The Peoples' Democratic Republic of Phail.

Bothnia-Herthgovinia? The only balkan district with a lisp!


i lol'd

Vodkaslavia or Borschtavia or K-G-Beslavic or K-G-Borschtbelt or Putinesca or Sourleningrad

The Confused Peoples of The Spot on Gorbachev's Head.

The Federal Democratic People's Republic of Lolastan
Translolastan
Mcdonastan
Datenutastan
Roflcopterstan
Iamatrollastan
Transtrollastan
Or just Stan Marsh.

You've got to combine scary words. Here are some examples:
Rapestan
Murderistan
Canadian Peoples' Republic of Xenustan
Cuntrimusicistan
Hiphopistan

Scary words.

A few spring to mind:

The Happy nation of Troll.

The nation of 'I just wiped my ass on your dishcloth'

Flatuent gerbils with strange diseases.

Hookers on speed

undead mutant ants rapelling down Patrick Swayze's forehead.


Or else just randomly open the dictionary 3 times and write down the 11th word from each of those 3 pages.

FTWinland. A small section of Finland. it's leading export is lols.

Wait...

The Theocracy of Mistaken Spellings.

Bothnia-Herthgovinia? The only balkan district with a lisp!

iKraine. Like Ukraine, but owned by Steve Jobs.

FTWinland. A small section of Finland. it's leading export is lols.

I crane, you crane, we ALL crane for Ukraine!

Boldova

Boldova

By what?

Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!

Lummoxia

Lummoxia

National Animal = Star Beast.

The Wide Weird Land of Pickle Tickling.

The Wide Weird Land of Pickle Tickling.

Or was it Wired Weed Land of Tickle Pickling?

The Wide Weird Land of Pickle Tickling.

The People's Democratic Republic of Rustia Trombonopia

Or was it Wired Weed Land of Tickle Pickling?

That sounds rather ominous, actually.

The People's Democratic Republic of Rustia Trombonopia

With it's Irish-Mexican dictator for life, Phil Theo Sanchez.

With it's Irish-Mexican dictator for life, Phil Theo Sanchez.

Indeed. And his trusted confidante, Armando, head of the Flutas Mannus administrative division.

It's amazing that with only the slightest of prods, we enter the land of the Filthy Minds. :D

It's amazing that with only the slightest of prods, we enter the land of the Filthy Minds. :D

And that's what his nation should be called.

Avapiejan

The Most Serene Republic of Analingusientia

Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!

Ewwwland. Or Notanotherfuckingdictatorfuckingpleaseland.

With it's Irish-Mexican dictator for life, Phil Theo Sanchez.

Scatalogical humour aside, that might actually have been funnier if the liberator of Chile and first Supreme Director of that nation hadn't been the marvellously-named Irish-Hispanic Bernardo O'Higgins

Scatalogical humour aside, that might actually have been funnier if the liberator of Chile and first Supreme Director of that nation hadn't been the marvellously-named Irish-Hispanic Bernardo O'Higgins

How does that make my sophomoric gag any less funny?

Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.
In Soviet Russia, name picks YOU!

The United Peoples' Republic of Democratic Mudbathistan.

Alright guys, I need you to throw out any and all serious country names that you think would go good with a Autocratic Communist/Socialist Country based in Europe and descended from the Soviet Union.

Thanks!New Pudsey.
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How does that make my sophomoric gag any less funny?

Oh, it's probably just a personal humour thing, but knowing that there was a real Irish-Chilean dictator for life just somehow made your fictional Irish-Mexican dictator for life less, well, funny. 'Bernardo O'Higgins, Supreme Director of Chile' just sounds inherently comical to this English-speaker without the need for an additional pun in the name.

With apologies to any Chileans I may have just grievously offended.

Stalinastan

What about; Mr Snuggle, Mr Wicked, Tinky Winky, Bandaras, Crassitude ah or Wobbly wonder?

Oh, it's probably just a personal humour thing, but knowing that there was a real Irish-Chilean dictator for life just somehow made your fictional Irish-Mexican dictator for life less, well, funny. 'Bernardo O'Higgins, Supreme Director of Chile' just sounds inherently comical to this English-speaker without the need for an additional pun in the name.

With apologies to any Chileans I may have just grievously offended.

I see. I'd go into how much different Mexico is from Chile, but it's too early in the morning, and it was just a joke.

Neo Bayainna. I can't come up with something more witty. *shrug* :confused: