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Now that's just silly.

Silliest thing that's ever happened to you.

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Neo K is back!

I used to work in a hospital, one day walking down the corridor this little middle age woman stopped me and said.

"Jo?, Uncle Jo it's you where have you been, mum's been so worried"

I said sorry love, I'm not your uncle jo(I was about 26 at the time) and carried on, so she started to chase me down the corridoor screaming at me "Uncle Jo, come back, come back uncle Jo"

That was rather silly. Poor woman though, I hope she got the help she needed.

I used to work in a hospital, one day walking down the corridor this little middle age woman stopped me and said.

"Jo?, Uncle Jo it's you where have you been, mum's been so worried"

I said sorry love, I'm not your uncle jo(I was about 26 at the time) and carried on, so she started to chase me down the corridoor screaming at me "Uncle Jo, come back, come back uncle Jo"

That was rather silly. Poor woman though, I hope she got the help she needed.

I think she thought you were Stalin

I think she thought you were Stalin

Hah, yeah probably the 'tash I had. No hold on that was not until years later!:D

I was once walking down a hill with my brother when we were still at school. We were talking so naturally looking towards each other, and then suddenly, he walks full into a lamp post. And then blamed me for not warning him of approaching obstacles.

A doorman at a club claiming they were ex-spetsnaz and that they could kill me using only a lighter and a cigarette butt.

It failed miserably and I laughed in their face after daring them to try it. At the time I was also claiming to be an ex royal marine who had been stationed in Belize (as he patently wasn't what he said he was either).

The night ended with the manager offering me and my friend jobs as doormen! The BS was really flying that night!

Coming into NSG. Or vice-versa, I still say NSG is a living forum, actively seeking out victims to draw in and waste their precious time.;)

Coming into NSG. Or vice-versa, I still say NSG is a living forum, actively seeking out victims to draw in and waste their precious time.;)

It's like a vampire?

A doorman at a club claiming they were ex-spetsnaz and that they could kill me using only a lighter and a cigarette butt.

It failed miserably and I laughed in their face after daring them to try it. At the time I was also claiming to be an ex royal marine who had been stationed in Belize (as he patently wasn't what he said he was either).

The night ended with the manager offering me and my friend jobs as doormen! The BS was really flying that night!

You should have taken them up on it. Start telling punters about how some spetsnaz guys you met in Belize taught you how to kill someone with a lighter and a cigarette butt.

Coming into NSG.

Here are some tissues. Clean up, and we'll pretend it never happened.

One of the silliest things that happened to me was one day, taking the city trolley. I came in and saw this old gentleman. I thought he was one of my art professors and I sat by him to greet him. I was like "Don Arturo, it's me! I was one of your students!", all smiley and what-not. The man stared at me, wide-eyed, like I was a giant insect. He looked away and, in English, told me he didn't understand Spanish.

I was so embarassed! I apologized and scooted away and to the back of the trolley. My face was burning and as red as a tomato.:$

Picking the silliest thing that ever happened to me is like picking my favorite mudpit. There have been so many and they each have their unique charms. Interestingly enough, many of my silliest moments involve mudpits. :)

Here are some tissues. Clean up, and we'll pretend it never happened.

lmao, he is only 14 after all he can't always control himself.

Coming into NSG. Or vice-versa, I still say NSG is a living forum, actively seeking out victims to draw in and waste their precious time.;)

Vice-versa? Does that mean NSG came into you? (Sounds like a Soviet Russia joke)

Neo K!

Ahem. I once broke my arm when I dived out of the school doors yelling "There's a bomb in the school!".

Oh, and once a goalpost fell on me. That was one hell of an odd week.

I got hit in the head with a flying unopened pop can. It's too stupid to make up.

Silliest thing ever? Well, that I just can't answer (Combination of too many damn odd things, and the fact that I have trouble remembering what I had for breakfast), but if we're going for silliest thing recently, I'd have to say it's when I was Rickrolled in Real Life.

I still don't quite know how it happened, but one morning my clock-radio alarm, which I keep set to a non-radio frequency so the blaring static will wake me up, woke me up with the dulcet tones of Rick Astley pouring his heart out in Never Gonne Give You up.

Suffice to say, that morning I got up pretty easily. Also suffice to say I'm now a little paranoid that there's some sort of gremlin hiding in my apartment waiting to ambush me with more internet memes.

Silliest thing ever? Well, that I just can't answer (Combination of too many damn odd things, and the fact that I have trouble remembering what I had for breakfast), but if we're going for silliest thing recently, I'd have to say it's when I was Rickrolled in Real Life.

I still don't quite know how it happened, but one morning my clock-radio alarm, which I keep set to a non-radio frequency so the blaring static will wake me up, woke me up with the dulcet tones of Rick Astley pouring his heart out in Never Gonne Give You up.

Suffice to say, that morning I got up pretty easily. Also suffice to say I'm now a little paranoid that there's some sort of gremlin hiding in my apartment waiting to ambush me with more internet memes.

*quickly hides the lolcat pictures behind back*;)