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So, what odd sexual fetishes do you have? And what odd ones have you herd of?

Me, yep - it's vampirism. I love the idea of draining blood from my loved one, tasting the lifegiving fluid on my tongue, and letting her drink mine.

So, what gets your rocks off?

The vampire fetish, tasting the hot salty blood on my lips and tongue. Having the pulse of life of the one you love right on your mouth. It gets my juices flowing. And having sex with an androgynous man.

The vampire fetish, tasting the hot salty blood on my lips and tongue. Having the pulse of life of the one you love right on your mouth. It gets my juices flowing. And having sex with an androgynous man.

Fancy stopping by for a bite? :p

Fancy stopping by for a bite? :p

Are you inviting me?:p

Are you inviting me?:p

yesh :D

My fetish is listening to other people talking about their fetishes. Well, looky here! I'm in luck!

I'm kidding, k? I don't actually have any fetishes, but still wanted to post in this thread, as thats what all the cool kids will be doing

yesh :D

Oooooh, good. I'll be stopping right by. Your neck or mine?

Oooooh, good. I'll be stopping right by. Your neck or mine?

Both. :)

My fetish is listening to other people talking about their fetishes. Well, looky here! I'm in luck!

I'm kidding, k? I don't actually have any fetishes, but still wanted to post in this thread, as thats what all the cool kids will be doing

Babe, post, post! You're one of the cool kids too!!:fluffle:

I have a fetish for Redheads....Idk how 'odd' it is exactly, but still, lol

I have a fetish for Redheads....Idk how 'odd' it is exactly, but still, lol

I don't mind Redheads, but Brunettes drive me wild. :)

I don't mind Redheads, but Brunettes drive me wild. :)

I think dark-haired men and blond men are cute.

I think dark-haired men and blond men are cute.

once again, SCORE!

Pain. Inflicting, receiving, observing, hearing.
Blood, sort of. But only if it is connected to the above. Vaginal bleeding (eg periods) is gross, and women really need to knock it off.

Pain. Inflicting, receiving, observing, hearing.
Blood, sort of. But only if it is connected to the above. Vaginal bleeding (eg periods) is gross, and women really need to knock it off.

Come to my secret room, Fiddy.:fluffle:

I like girls who wear glasses. That's fairly tame, I suppose.

I like girls who wear glasses. That's fairly tame, I suppose.

I concur with that statement myself

I like girls who wear glasses. That's fairly tame, I suppose.

I wear glasses too - my lass tells me that I look sophisticated in them :D

I'm not sure if it's really a fetish or just something I reeeeeally like, but doing the nasty while still mostly clothed blooooows my miiiiiind

hmmm... so many to choose from... which shall I disclose first...

Almost every hobby I enjoy for lulz has a fetish version: Mudbathing, kicking men in the groin, clowning, etc. The only interest of mine that is also a sexual turn-on is wrestling. Men, women, doesn't matter. Erotic wrestling does it for me. *nod*

I just realised I extend far too many of my words..

perhaps THAT is fetish as well.. hmm

With me, it's mainly bondage, furries, and stories of torture. Not that I'm a sadist who hurts people or anything and I can't stand the sight of pain and torture. But hearing stories of it, whether it be physical, emotional, or mental, fact of fiction. Yeah, that's one of my fetishes.

And listening to Zeppelin gets me in the mood sometimes. Now that I think of it, Zeppelin gets me into any mood I want. Happy. Sad. On. No wonder they're still wildly popular 26 years after their last album. It's almost impossible to find a time and place where Zeppelin isn't appropriate.

So yes, my fetishes are bondage, furries, torture stories, and Zeppelin. All hail Zeppelin, who shall defeat Scientology and deliver us to a world of awesome. They will also make Lincoln president again. I'm sure there's some loophole that lets you be president if you were elected decades before the term limit rule. Otherwise, they'd have to take out FDR's third and fourth terms.

I like to completely dominate my partner - render them helpless before me.

I also like being tied up and fighting my partner in a futile way.

Oh heck, I just like power games.

Nanatsu, VKZ, if you're going to indulge in vampirism, then I'll send you someone who will have a great time with you. A choice quote, to illustrate:

"Isn't it crazy how slaying makes you hungry and horny?"

So, what odd sexual fetishes do you have? And what odd ones have you herd of?

Me, yep - it's vampirism. I love the idea of draining blood from my loved one, tasting the lifegiving fluid on my tongue, and letting her drink mine.

So, what gets your rocks off?

The vampire fetish, tasting the hot salty blood on my lips and tongue. Having the pulse of life of the one you love right on your mouth. It gets my juices flowing. And having sex with an androgynous man.

do you actually do this and how much blood are we talking about?

BDSM, I don't care who's in charge as long as it involved handcuffs, whips, paddles and a safe word. *nod*

BDSM, I don't care who's in charge as long as it involved handcuffs, whips, paddles and a safe word. *nod*

That's an odd fetish?

Furries. *nods*
Just look at my avatar, that's all you need to know.

Far too many to list.

I think dark-haired men and blond men are cute.

How about bald men who look like they belong in the Russian Mob?


Also, to answer the OP:
Bondage is my thing :D

Uh, this won't end well.

Pain... any mixture of pain and pleasure doubles the pleasure for me.

I like being in charge. As in complete control

Wow, y'all got nothing (as far as overall kinkiness is concerned) on /b/.

Sometimes, I wonder about ejaculating into some woman's hair....

Sometimes, I wonder about ejaculating into some woman's hair....

What, just a random woman on the street? That is fairly odd...

I concur with that statement myself

Agreed.

Would a fetish for intellectualism actually be a "fetish" or a preference? :P

Well, you see, I have this strange thing with females. Theres just something about them that turns me on.

Some part of me would very much like to perform suspended rope bondage on a female, and have magical rope suspension sex with her.

I find the whole master/slave lifestyle somewhat interesting too.

But I think my weirdest fetish is probably my fetish for pregnant woman D:

hmmm... so many to choose from... which shall I disclose first...

Go for alphabetical order.

I find really, really intelligent women incredibly attractive. There is also a thing with how some women's voices sound that I really like that I can't quite explain...and black hair...and a slight gap between their front teeth.

I really like to be dominated. Bondage, light s/m... well, light-ish, depends on my mood, I guess. Definitely draw the line at anything that draws blood, though. It just doesn't do anything for me. Granted, I don't actually think dom/sub play is that much of a fetish, since almost everyone I know experiences a natural tendency to one or the other and enjoys playing that role (or both) in bed.

Therefore, I can't really think of any crazy fetishes. Just being roughed up a bit. =p

So, what odd sexual fetishes do you have? And what odd ones have you herd of?

Me, yep - it's vampirism. I love the idea of draining blood from my loved one, tasting the lifegiving fluid on my tongue, and letting her drink mine.

So, what gets your rocks off?

For me it's mainly being the one being fed from that's a turn on. I've tasted my lady's blood, but not from her neck... yeah, that might even be considered a weird turn on.

Another one is I think it would be really hot to go out into the woods and do it like animals. That would be hot. Maybe stay out there for like a week. Note: Not into furries, I find that really really offputting.

Pain. Inflicting, receiving, observing, hearing.
Blood, sort of. But only if it is connected to the above. Vaginal bleeding (eg periods) is gross, and women really need to knock it off.

Weird, because period sex (mainly oral) is one of my fetishes.

So, what odd sexual fetishes do you have?

Laughter. And food. Oh yes.

Clothing. Specifically but not limited to uniforms and underwear.

In public, with no-one realising.... (apart from me, and hopefully the other person)

Laughter. And food. Oh yes.

Weirdo :eek:

I enjoy the sight of a woman in a french maid outfit, probably why I enjoy the french maids podcast so much. But, I've never had the chance to properly explore anything else.:(

Clothing still on. Slowly taking said clothing off during love making.

There are others too, but I like to keep people in suspense today.

In public, with no-one realising.... (apart from me, and hopefully the other person)
"Oh god, that was incredible."
"Wait, were we having sex?"
*slide whistle*

Im in to bondage, being myself a very sadistic person, and all the gadgets and toys involved. Vampirism is rather nice too. But nothing like fighting for get me going. Rape fantasies are awesome. I also would like to do an amputee and a midget. Think it's all but I'm very open to new experiences...

Yay, I inspired a thread! I don't have any odd fetishes, just nice normal ones.

I suppose my main ones are chubbiness, wide hips, and big butts. There is some other stuff but it would be rather confusing to describe I think.

I haven't had sex in such a long time that I forget most of what I liked about it. I do remember that I'm somewhat dominant, but also that I think sex is hilarious and should be laughed at, and during, as much as possible.

I tell my friends that I am robosexual, but that's because I collect Transformers and robots in general.

"Oh god, that was incredible."
"Wait, were we having sex?"
*slide whistle*

But I know a young couple - then in their late teens - that this happened to when they lost their virginity to each other...


The woman probably damaged the ego of her boyfriend for years when she gently asked "is it in yet?" after both penetration and ejaculation.

Unsurprisingly, they broke up shortly after she told everyone on the archaeology site I was working on at the time.



As to the OP, not telling. Sorry.

Getting beat by women, rape, hentai, anal, and a 4 way (one chick, three guys).

Is it cool to pretend you're into BDSM now?

Is it cool to pretend you're into BDSM now?

I guess so, explains why I'm not cool... :p

pee

Is it cool to pretend you're into BDSM now?
Maybe you're just not as unique as you want to believe?

Consensual, post-marital, missionary position sex.

Consensual, post-marital, missionary position sex.

Sicko! :p

Consensual, post-marital, missionary position sex.

Quite possibly the biggest sexual deviant on NSG!

Maybe you're just not as unique as you want to believe?

Right, damn, I should have pretend to be an Aspie, that would really set me apart :P

Right, damn, I should have pretend to be an Aspie, that would really set me apart :P

or an emo philosophy major!

Oh, wait...

Right, damn, I should have pretend to be an Aspie, that would really set me apart :P
I was going to suggest a zoo monkey that had stolen a visitor's Blackberry, but whatever.
or an emo philosophy major!

Oh, wait...
Ah, the resident White Knight is here to save his wimmens from mean, evil Fiddlebottoms! Pardon me while I swoon.

Ah, the resident White Knight is here to save his wimmens from mean, evil Fiddlebottoms!

Think a bit too highly of yourself do you not? You have a long way to go before you reach the stages of "evil". Right now your bravado places you more in the "annoying and kinda pathetic" category, like a chihuahua might be viewed by a pit bull. Sure, the yapping is annoying, but in the end, mostly harmless, and everybody seems to know it. Except the chihuahua.

Except I think the chihuahua has better odds in that analogy than you would picking a fight with Sin.

Is it cool to pretend you're into BDSM now?

Who here is pretending? I think that BDSM people just don't mind talking bout it!

Think a bit too highly of yourself do you not? You have a long way to go before you reach the stages of "evil". Right now your bravado places you more in the "annoying and kinda pathetic" category, like a chihuahua might be viewed by a pit bull. Sure, the yapping is annoying, but in the end, mostly harmless, and everybody seems to know it. Except the chihuahua.
I would hope we're all mature enough here that anything posted to an anonymous message board would be harmless. And that, it seems, is the difference between me and you:
I'm having fun making lighthearted jabs at people. If you want a dog analogy, I'm a puppy. Eager to play and nip at tails, but it is only a game to me and (hopefully) to others.
For you, NSG has apparently become a matter of life and death. Everything someone says is an attack or a glove thrown down. Every post is filed away for future use in this ridiculous grudge you have against someone whose face you've never even seen.
And let me tells ya somethin', all that seriousness really sucks the fun out of a room.
Except I think the chihuahua has better odds in that analogy than you would picking a fight with Sin.
I'm not trying to fight with her. She has a lovely singing voice, unless I'm thinking about someone else. Even if I am, I have no reason to fight with her, or anyone else here.

yeah, you know, you keep talking, but all I hear is "yip yip yip yip yip"

Engaging in benevolent dictatorship.

You're engaged? congratulations!

Wow, y'all got nothing (as far as overall kinkiness is concerned) on /b/.

That's fine.

or an emo philosophy major!

Oh, wait...

Well, at least that particular liberal arts degree tells you up-front that it's useless.

Think a bit too highly of yourself do you not? You have a long way to go before you reach the stages of "evil". Right now your bravado places you more in the "annoying and kinda pathetic" category, like a chihuahua might be viewed by a pit bull. Sure, the yapping is annoying, but in the end, mostly harmless, and everybody seems to know it. Except the chihuahua.

Except I think the chihuahua has better odds in that analogy than you would picking a fight with Sin.

now why am I reminded of a certain quote from an Austin Powers movie...
Scott: Why did you run out on me?
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough. [audience boos] Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.


Go for alphabetical order.
ok... wait... do numbers come first or last? :p

ok... wait... do numbers come first or last? :p

Numbers are always last when we talk alphabetical.

Femdom (look up japanese nazis)
humiliation
submission
teens
milf
waterboarding
electroshock (look up the lists of human rights abuses in guantanamo and abu ghraib)
french maid outfits
japanese schoolgirl
necro
zombies/frankenstein
cannibalism
pissing
parasites (chestburster ftw)
biting
incest

for the record i had a wank less than 30 minutes ago

Exhibitionism. I like the idea of being watched.

Exhibitionism. I like the idea of being watched.

how YOU doin?

Unless you're a guy, in which case..put your pants back on, nobody wants to see that

how YOU doin?

Unless you're a guy, in which case..put your pants back on, nobody wants to see that

If there's one thing the internet has taught me is that someone wants to see it. *nod*

If there's one thing the internet has taught me is that someone wants to see it. *nod*

I think that's the corollary to Rule 34.

how YOU doin?

Unless you're a guy, in which case..put your pants back on, nobody wants to see that
Haha, I'm not a dude. I'm willing to bet, actually, that a lot of girls have an exhibitionist fetish.

Haha, I'm not a dude. I'm willing to bet, actually, that a lot of girls have an exhibitionist fetish.

it's probably not that uncommon overall, from my experiences.

Ooh, some interesting additions to the thread in my absence.

How about bald men who look like they belong in the Russian Mob?


Also, to answer the OP:
Bondage is my thing :D

Come on, Dyako-kun. You know I want you, babe!:fluffle:

do you actually do this and how much blood are we talking about?

Not too much, just a few mouthfuls, I don't want to make her anemic.

do you actually do this and how much blood are we talking about?

I do. But it's just a trickle. I don't want to profusely bleed my partner, that's dangerous. The tang of blood, the intimacy of tasting that life substance are... I don't know how to describe it. The ultimate domination.

I was going to suggest a zoo monkey that had stolen a visitor's Blackberry, but whatever. Make it a gorilla, and you've got it...then I get to have Gorilla You're a Desperado as my theme song!

I'm into putting things off to the last second.

I'm into putting things off to the last second.

You mean, like teasing them 'till they beg?

You mean, like teasing them 'till they beg?

I sometimes tease, they beg, and I just go away. I absolutely adore doing that!:D

You mean, like teasing them 'till they beg?

No, she's just really big into procrastination. REALLY.

I sometimes tease, they beg, and I just go away. I absolutely adore doing that!:D

O.o

teh cocktease... :p

O.o

teh cocktease... :p

Sadly, yes.

Sadly, yes.

Sadly? Do you have any idea how much that can spice up the bedroom? :D

Sadly? Do you have any idea how much that can spice up the bedroom? :D

Oh, I do realize that. It's just that some men find it bad and get angry of cock-teasers.

Oh, I do realize that. It's just that some men find it bad and get angry of cock-teasers.

I love it. ;)

I love it. ;)

You're an odd, odd, English man.:eek2:

You're an odd, odd, English man.:eek2:

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w215/DirkGently12/1173034116967.jpg

Make it a gorilla, and you've got it...then I get to have Gorilla You're a Desperado as my theme song!
But my way you can have "Monkey Gone to Heaven!"

No, she's just really big into procrastination. REALLY. I would be if I got around to it.

But my way you can have "Monkey Gone to Heaven!"

I'm more of a Zevon fan :P

You mean, like teasing them 'till they beg?

meh, she prefers that the other way around.

meh, she prefers that the other way around.

<.<
I do?


:wink:

<.<
I do?


:wink:

I was talking about Sin. You, apparently, go either way :p

I was talking about Sin. You, apparently, go either way :p

Ooops. Sorry NA. I saw you quoting Zero and... my head's not in the right place tonight. :tongue:

Ooops. Sorry NA. I saw you quoting Zero and... my head's not in the right place tonight. :tongue:

need more sex *nods*

need more sex *nods*

*shrugs*
Might be that. But once again, sorry for the confusion.

Maybe I need to sleep.:tongue:

*shrugs*
Might be that. But once again, sorry for the confusion.

Maybe I need to sleep.:tongue:

no, definitely sex.

no, definitely sex.

That's easier said than done these days, sir.:wink:

That's easier said than done these days, sir.:wink:

Or is it?

<.<

>.>

That's easier said than done these days, sir.:wink:

So true.

*Sob*

So f**king True...

:(

So true.

*Sob*

So f**king True...

:(

Let us suffer together, JuNii.:(:fluffle:

Let us suffer together, JuNii.:(:fluffle:

*curses the Continent and ocean between me and Nanatsu!*

That's easier said than done these days, sir.:wink:

hah, didn't you have a boy hanging around?

*curses the Continent and ocean between me and Nanatsu!*

Ah, such is the path life takes us in. :(

hah, didn't you have a boy hanging around?

Not anymore.:(

Not anymore.:(

what? OK, send me a TG, I want the story.

what? OK, send me a TG, I want the story.

Gotcha.

Not anymore.:(

*Zen Hugs*

So, what odd sexual fetishes do you have? And what odd ones have you herd of?

Me, yep - it's vampirism. I love the idea of draining blood from my loved one, tasting the lifegiving fluid on my tongue, and letting her drink mine.

So, what gets your rocks off?

I am fetishless, but lots of things get my rocks off.

I am fetishless, but lots of things get my rocks off.

Like?

Not anymore.:(

But you still have your friends. ;)

oh... that explains why Nanatsu is unusually talkative about sex.
unlucky girl, hey at least you're a girl you can talk about these things with other women (or on here), guys don't have that privilege. it's more like;
"i broke up with my girl the other week"
"shit man...."
and so the conversation ends, guys just don't get the chance to talk about girls properly, it's all sorta hushed up like some hidden ritual, when quite frankly it's not.

oh... that explains why Nanatsu is unusually talkative about sex.
unlucky girl, hey at least you're a girl you can talk about these things with other women (or on here), guys don't have that privilege. it's more like;
"i broke up with my girl the other week"
"shit man...."
and so the conversation ends, guys just don't get the chance to talk about girls properly, it's all sorta hushed up like some hidden ritual, when quite frankly it's not.

Guys don't talk about sex like women do? I thought they did it even more.:confused:

Guys don't talk about sex like women do? I thought they did it even more.:confused:

no it's usually the arrogant pricks that talk about sex all the time, i'm not talking about sex itself anyway.

I'm talking about the whole relationship idea, and stress related with it sorta thing.

no it's usually the arrogant pricks that talk about sex all the time, i'm not talking about sex itself anyway.

I'm talking about the whole relationship idea, and stress related with it sorta thing.

That's sad. Quite sad, to be honest. Society and culture are, indeed, a bitch, to our male.

That's sad. Quite sad, to be honest. Society and culture are, indeed, a bitch, to our male.
yeah, then again maybe it's just my personal experience ya know?
well to be fair women have it tough getting jobs and so on...

but then again look at suicide statistics for young men (18-25 ish) they are triple the number of successful attempts by women.
however overall women attempt suicide more often than men.
i mention suicide because i think it relates very closely with having a successful relationship (or not as the case may be).

yeah, then again maybe it's just my personal experience ya know?
well to be fair women have it tough getting jobs and so on...

but then again look at suicide statistics for young men (18-25 ish) they are triple the number of successful attempts by women.
however overall women attempt suicide more often than men.
i mention suicide because i think it relates very closely with having a successful relationship (or not as the case may be).

The thing with relationships that I have come to realize is that, yes, it hurts when they end, but there's more people living ahead. If it's not one person, it will be another. It hurts, yes, and terribly, but it passes.

The thing with relationships that I have come to realize is that, yes, it hurts when they end, but there's more people living ahead. If it's not one person, it will be another. It hurts, yes, and terribly, but it passes.

true true but what's worse is not actually having a relationship at all with a woman. it sucks, big time.
I mean sure it's not bad all the time like if you were diagnosed with a tumour or chronic mental illness, it's more like another nagging thing on a to-do list, anways i should really sleep soon.
talk laters yeah?
chow for now

true true but what's worse is not actually having a relationship at all with a woman. it sucks, big time.
I mean sure it's not bad all the time like if you were diagnosed with a tumour or chronic mental illness, it's more like another nagging thing on a to-do list, anways i should really sleep soon.
talk laters yeah?
chow for now

Dewa matta, MHij!:)

Gotcha.

received and replied.

received and replied.

Same.

Same.

and back.

and back.

At ya.

Here's my new list of my fetishes:
1. Furries and the whole fursuit thing. yes, I admit it. I'm a furry who's growing more and more furverted.
2. stories of torture and death. Just stories. Not pics.
3. being bound and possibly gagged.
4. That vamparism is sounding kinda sexy
5. crossdressing. Yeah, I like wearing dresses and such. Sue me.

Miniskirts. Especially pleated, no panties alowed.

All those other fetishes are just weird.

I just want to set the world on fire
That's what will start a flame in my heart

What? I want to watch the world burn while I play my sax. There's nothing wrong with that.

Miniskirts. Especially pleated, no panties alowed.

All those other fetishes are just weird.

What's wrong with furverts and bondage?

I just want to set the world on fire
That's what will start a flame in my heart

What? I want to watch the world burn while I play my sax. There's nothing wrong with that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSajHaXt_O8&feature=related

Is it cool to pretend you're into BDSM now?

I make no such claim. Not into domination/submission on that level. At least not yet. Tastes change, after all.

What's wrong with furverts and bondage?

Everything is wrong with furries.

Not anymore.:(

Awwwww.... poor Nana-chan.

What's wrong with furverts and bondage?
What's right with crossdressing furries?

Femdom (look up japanese nazis)
humiliation
submission
teens
milf
waterboarding
electroshock (look up the lists of human rights abuses in guantanamo and abu ghraib)
french maid outfits
japanese schoolgirl
necro
zombies/frankenstein
cannibalism
pissing
parasites (chestburster ftw)
biting
incest

for the record i had a wank less than 30 minutes ago

Wow. Do you go to asstr.org? For a lot of those topics they have some pretty good stories.

I do. But it's just a trickle. I don't want to profusely bleed my partner, that's dangerous. The tang of blood, the intimacy of tasting that life substance are... I don't know how to describe it. The ultimate domination.

Blood is tasty. And to taste one's own blood on the tongue of a lover would be quite sensual.

I sometimes tease, they beg, and I just go away. I absolutely adore doing that!:D

You are an evil sadist. Sexy.

For some reason that reminds me of when Lucy is fucking Bondo up and after she blinds him, she reverts back to Nyu and just leaves him lying there with one hand taken off, the other broken and no eyes.

Guys don't talk about sex like women do? I thought they did it even more.:confused:

Mainly humorous events, and mainly when drunk.

I so far only have a couple funny stories. I'm completely sober though, so I'm not posting them for all to see on NSG.

Guys don't talk about sex like women do? I thought they did it even more.:confused:
Your own sexual conquests and sex in general are two different things.

So, I was at my ladyfriend's house today, and she's been really engrossed in studying/paper writing lately (finals for her), and so I noticed that she hadn't shaved her armpits in a while so they were kinda fuzzy.

The odd thing is, I wasn't grossed out at all. In fact, I was even a little strangely turned on. I suppose that's a little weird.


Also, some HR Giger art I find kind of erotic, enough to be a bit of a turn on.

Everything is wrong with furries.

What is a furry?

What is a furry?

Something that scars the mind.

MODEDIT: link deleted.

Girls with glasses (my favorite fetish), redheads, hentai, lesbians, and fat girls (mostly like how some of them look naked, don't care much with clothes on).

scars the mind

Oh Jesus, that's wrong.

Callisdrun, this is why your post has been edited:

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