NationStates Jolt Archive


You can work my South pole any day

Call to power
12-12-2008, 22:18
Lets say you was offered a free trip to sunny Antarctica only you had to work and stuff (Australia's full) would you do it? if you was on the run from the Yorkshire mafia where would you flee to?

I probably would but I would always keep a flamethrower and blood test handy...just in case
Western Mercenary Unio
12-12-2008, 22:20
Yorkshire mafia?
No Names Left Damn It
12-12-2008, 22:21
What?
Longhaul
12-12-2008, 22:23
I probably would but I would always keep a flamethrower and blood test handy...just in case
Aye, they say Things can get a little hairy down there. ;)
Mad hatters in jeans
12-12-2008, 22:26
How interesting, no i can't tell you my escape plans you could be one of them! you're a mafia snitch aren't you. I knew it!
how come you didn't tell me about it sooner? i wanna be a snitch too, i hear the pay is good.
Rambhutan
12-12-2008, 22:30
Yorkshire mafia?

They control the Rhubarb Triangle
JuNii
12-12-2008, 22:33
Lets say you was offered a free trip to sunny Antarctica only you had to work and stuff (Australia's full) would you do it? if you was on the run from the Yorkshire mafia where would you flee to?

I probably would but I would always keep a flamethrower and blood test handy...just in case

depends on alot of things. but maybe.
Philosopy
12-12-2008, 23:41
I'd like to see Antartica, but I wouldn't flee there from the Yorkshire Mafia. They have people down there too - they just like to pretend they don't to trick you into going.
Enormous Gentiles
12-12-2008, 23:49
They control the Rhubarb Triangle

and baked custard puddings, as well.
The Pictish Revival
13-12-2008, 00:37
if you was on the run from the Yorkshire mafia where would you flee to?

Lancashire.
Rambhutan
13-12-2008, 00:46
and baked custard puddings, as well.

Like crystal meth to the old ladies in the tea rooms of Harrogate
Ashmoria
13-12-2008, 00:50
no i wouldnt work in antarctica. it too damned cold there to spend a long time.

id go to a convent and enroll as sister imaculata. or something.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-12-2008, 01:18
I'd go for it. I'm not sure what need they have for literary criticism and philosophy at the South pole, but it would be interesting surroundings, if nothing else.
Dumb Ideologies
13-12-2008, 01:35
I would flee to Soviet Russia instead and become famous and widely loved for my wit, eventually rising to the top of the Communist Party and initiating global proletarian revolution. This plan would have to succeed as in Soviet Russia jokes make YOU!
Skallvia
13-12-2008, 01:37
Nah, the Antarctic is what theyre expecting....Im goin to North Canada or Greenland...the Arctic is where its at, they'll never see it coming!
Flammable Ice
13-12-2008, 01:38
My penguin army would take those mafia bastards down!
Lord Tothe
13-12-2008, 06:31
Nah, the Antarctic is what theyre expecting....Im goin to North Canada or Greenland...the Arctic is where its at, they'll never see it coming!

No need for all that - Minnesota is arctic for 6 months, and tropical for the other 6.
Rambhutan
13-12-2008, 09:42
No need for all that - Minnesota is arctic for 6 months, and tropical for the other 6.

Eeerrmmm the worst of both worlds - why the hell do people live there?