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I think it's time. Time to share my love with you. And of course, the love of which I speak is porcine in origin, lovingly cured and salted...sometimes enhanced with the delicate flavour of maple syrup, sometimes left to its own devices, letting its pure essence shine through to entice your senses, performing a paso doble on your tongue, even while it turns your arteries into a mosh pit of cholesterol.

There is no greater way to express your love than being willing to share your bacon with another person. Only that blindingly true sentiment, that complete selflessness could ever motivate an individual to do such a thing.

That's right, I just affirmed that nothing says "I love you" like bacon.

I'm certainly not willing to share my bacon with the lot of you...but I am willing to share my passion for this singularly exquisite foodstuff. Please, come in, sit down, and tell me about your experiences with divinity*.




*bacon, you idiot.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1148/2129889439efe6cc3215o28yg2.jpg

I love me some bacon. Maple smoked, apple cider cured, hickory...I'll take them all.

Best food? A bacon, egg, and cheese on a croissant from Dunkin. With a large, black french vanilla coffee.

Simply put, bacon is the worst food ever produced by humanity, and should be outlawed and confiscated.

I'll help with the confiscation.

I do love bacon, but seemingly not as much as you. Neesika, I think you just live to enjoy everything to its fullest possible extent.

I think this is relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txk6EhYZKA

Simply put, bacon is the worst food ever produced by humanity, and should be outlawed and confiscated.

I'll help with the confiscation.

I am suspicious of you.

Bacon I miss. I miss thick cured cuts of pig, the smell, the taste, the just the right amount of crispiness. I miss peppered bacon. I would KILL for peppered bacon. Hell, I would sell my only son for peppered bacon (Well, at least for a day, or a lot of bacon)!

Thus do I curse Japan and its insistence that bacon is naught but very lean, paper thin, slices of ham. :(

Oh, I also miss Canadian bacon. I wish I could find it, though it would lead to a large argument with my wife about if Canadian bacon and pineapples belong on pizzas (they do, oh God they do).

Bacon is the perfect stand alone food, as well as being the perfect condiment.

If there is a food that is not made better by being warmed in bacon grease, I've yet to have met it...and if such a thing could actually be said to exist, I'm fairly certain it should be avoided at all costs.

The other day I discovered just how much better banana is when fried in bacon grease.

You might scoff...but if you try it, you'll understand.

I've never actually had bacon before.....

*is a Jew*

Bacon is the perfect stand alone food, as well as being the perfect condiment.

If there is a food that is not made better by being warmed in bacon grease, I've yet to have met it...and if such a thing could actually be said to exist, I'm fairly certain it should be avoided at all costs.

Chocolate chip and mint ice cream.

Chocolate chip and mint ice cream.
Deep fried ice cream.

Bacon is one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted.

Bacon is the food of the gods. It is perfect and it will make your day perfect. And your sandwich. *nods*

Deep fried ice cream.
If it can be fried, it can be had with bacon. :D

Bacon is delicious. And Im talking real bacon. Not that ham you Canadians call bacon.


Im just kidding, that stuff is good too.

Please, come in, sit down, and tell me about your experiences with divinity*.

*bacon, you idiot.
* sits down
* relates that his experiences with "divinity" has nothing to do with bacon :D

BTW, I do love bacon....side or back.....bring it on!!!

I've never actually had bacon before.....

*is a Jew*

You know, when God said that whole "no pig" thing, I'm pretty sure he meant to say "No pig, but bacon is chill". Sort of like how he forgot to mention that cheeseburgers are okay.

And bacon cheeseburgers? Any god that does not permit such perfection is not a true god.

*is also a jew. Just a very, very naughty one*

*who isn't really a jew at all anymore*

Bacon is the single greatest addition to sandwiches since bread.

Bacon is delicious. And Im talking real bacon. Not that ham you Canadians call bacon.


Im just kidding, that stuff is good too.
We call it back back here boy, :D and it is Americans that serve up the ham and l find it amusing that they call it real Canadian bacon.

Deep fried ice cream.

Error: Divide by zero

Bacon I miss. I miss thick cured cuts of pig, the smell, the taste, the just the right amount of crispiness. I miss peppered bacon. I would KILL for peppered bacon. Hell, I would sell my only son for peppered bacon (Well, at least for a day, or a lot of bacon)!

Peppered bacon is bacon at it's absolute best. Peppered bacon is the Olympic Gold of bacon.


I've never actually had bacon before.....

*is a Jew*
Jews and Muslims...the Chosen People.

Chosen to live life without bacon. Never have there existed peoples who have been asked to sacrifice so much in the name of their faith. If for nothing else, Jews and Muslims should be given the deepest respect for adhering to a creed that deprives them of that which is most glorious in this world.
Bacon is one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted. I can understand the sentiments of a person who has never tasted bacon, or who has chosen to make that ultimate sacrifice and live without it...but your ilk? You are dead to me.

Neesika...


Sex or Bacon? Having sex while eating bacon is not an option.

Bacon is delicious. And Im talking real bacon. Not that ham you Canadians call bacon.


Im just kidding, that stuff is good too.

I'll never understand this, and I'm certain we've discussed it before. I don't know what the heck you people think 'Canadian bacon is', but I, as a Canadian, have never had it.

I'll never understand this, and I'm certain we've discussed it before. I don't know what the heck you people think 'Canadian bacon is', but I, as a Canadian, have never had it.

Canadian bacon is back bacon. It's also called "Irish bacon" too. It's one of those things like "French Fries." Yes, we know it's not really Canadian. Who the fuck cares! It tastes good!

I'll never understand this, and I'm certain we've discussed it before. I don't know what the heck you people think 'Canadian bacon is', but I, as a Canadian, have never had it.
It's some kind of crazy-ass ham-like substance that is sold under the label "Canadian bacon" in the US. It's okay, I guess.

*is also a jew. Just a very, very naughty one*

But would you slather bacon grease on your chest?

Neesika...


Sex or Bacon? Having sex while eating bacon is not an option.

Says you.

I would gladly eat bacon off my lover's grease-spattered skin.

Bacon: http://blogchef.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crispy_bacon_1.jpg

"Canadian" Bacon: http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/images/RecipeImages/CanadianBacon/56Frying.jpg


I know its not really "canadian", hence my "joke". And yes, I know it wasnt funny.

Says you.

I would gladly eat bacon off my lover's grease-spattered skin.

Nope, I want to know, if you could only have one, which would it be?:p

But would you slather bacon grease on your chest?


Is there a slip n slide near by?

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon.

I like to put mine onto my panini pan, then put the press on it. BIG, CRISPITTY SLICES instead of shriveled.

YUM.

Bacon is one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted.

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/6569/owlsuchthing4tm.jpg

Says you.

I would gladly eat bacon off my lover's grease-spattered skin.

I'm assuming there's a shower involved immediately afterwards? :p

Oh, I miss bacon.

Someday, I shall eat it again. Maybe even someday soon. And that day, I will be happy.

I think it's time. Time to share my love with you. And of course, the love of which I speak is porcine in origin, lovingly cured and salted...sometimes enhanced with the delicate flavour of maple syrup, sometimes left to its own devices, letting its pure essence shine through to entice your senses, performing a paso doble on your tongue, even while it turns your arteries into a mosh pit of cholesterol.

There is no greater way to express your love than being willing to share your bacon with another person. Only that blindingly true sentiment, that complete selflessness could ever motivate an individual to do such a thing.

That's right, I just affirmed that nothing says "I love you" like bacon.

I'm certainly not willing to share my bacon with the lot of you...but I am willing to share my passion for this singularly exquisite foodstuff. Please, come in, sit down, and tell me about your experiences with divinity*.




*bacon, you idiot.

Dammit, Sin.... you made me all hungry and stuff.

I lurves me some bacon. Unfortunately, I don't have any in my fridge. Otherwise I would make some, right now. This very minute. Maybe I'd put it on a sandwich with some cheese. Or just eat it plain. Either way is great. But alas, my fridge contains no bacon. And I have pretty much no money to buy any. I need someone to share their bacon with me. :(

Oh, I miss bacon.

Someday, I shall eat it again. Maybe even someday soon. And that day, I will be happy.

Fo what reason are you not eating bacon?

I've never actually had bacon before.....

*is a Jew*
You can try turkey bacon.... it's a mere shadow, but should be ok for you.

You've got to be kidding me... I thought for sure Malquenia'd be in this topic... he's my brother... and he LOVES bacon!

...

Anyways, I love to have my bacon in a waffle cone... drizzled with cheese sauce, sour cream and chives. Yummmmm.... maybe a hint of Worcestershire sauce... or perhaps Hershey Syrple if I can't find the former...

Simply put, bacon is the worst food ever produced by humanity, and should be outlawed and confiscated.

I'll help with the confiscation.

I shall help too. Bacon tastes like garbage.

Fo what reason are you not eating bacon?

I almost married a Jewish boy a few years back, and giving up pork and shellfish was one of the conditions of our relationship. Now, years later, I really want bacon and shrimp again, but every time I set out to eat them, I start thinking about him and get depressed and end up losing my appetite. Therefore, I've pretty much decided to take the path of least resistance and stay semi-kosher dietwise until I can think of my stupid ex without getting depressed - but when that happens, my god am I going to eat a lot of bacon. I will have a baconfest. I will have bacon for breakfast, club sandwiches for lunch, Cobb salad for dinner, and whatever is left of the package of bacon for dessert. And then the next day, I will buy more bacon for breakfast, but eat shrimp pad thai and cocktail shrimp and fried shrimp and then MORE BACON. Mmmmmm.

Bacon: http://blogchef.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crispy_bacon_1.jpg


Because I've been incredibly horny all day (and now hungry in addition), that picture of bacon for some reason just reminded me of labia minora.

I should note that it did not make it any less appetizing.

This is, of course, impossible, unless the bacon has been burnt beyond edibility.

I almost married a Jewish boy a few years back, and giving up pork and shellfish was one of the conditions of our relationship. Now, years later, I really want bacon and shrimp again, but every time I set out to eat them, I start thinking about him and get depressed and end up losing my appetite. Therefore, I've pretty much decided to take the path of least resistance and stay semi-kosher dietwise until I can think of my stupid ex without getting depressed - but when that happens, my god am I going to eat a lot of bacon. I will have a baconfest. I will have bacon for breakfast, club sandwiches for lunch, Cobb salad for dinner, and whatever is left of the package of bacon for dessert. And then the next day, I will buy more bacon for breakfast, but eat shrimp pad thai and cocktail shrimp and fried shrimp and then MORE BACON. Mmmmmm.

You just need to get into a positive relationship. One that involves bacon.

I almost married a Jewish boy a few years back, and giving up pork and shellfish was one of the conditions of our relationship. Now, years later, I really want bacon and shrimp again, but every time I set out to eat them, I start thinking about him and get depressed and end up losing my appetite. Therefore, I've pretty much decided to take the path of least resistance and stay semi-kosher dietwise until I can think of my stupid ex without getting depressed - but when that happens, my god am I going to eat a lot of bacon. I will have a baconfest. I will have bacon for breakfast, club sandwiches for lunch, Cobb salad for dinner, and whatever is left of the package of bacon for dessert. And then the next day, I will buy more bacon for breakfast, but eat shrimp pad thai and cocktail shrimp and fried shrimp and then MORE BACON. Mmmmmm.

Awww. I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who gets that attached to people. But a sad story about the bacon. Maybe I should skimp on my bills just to go to Boston and give you a 5 lbs box of Bacon for New Year.

They make imitation crab... don't they also make imitation bacon?

Awww. I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who gets that attached to people. But a sad story about the bacon. Maybe I should skimp on my bills just to go to Boston and give you a 5 lbs box of Bacon for New Year.

Sounds like a plan.....fuck all of our bills, lets just all go to boston!

You just need to get into a positive relationship. One that involves bacon.

Hehe, indeed! I'm definitely getting better at being glad my ex is out of my life, so I have high hopes than the Magical Day of Bacon will come sooner rather than later. :)

They make imitation crab... don't they also make imitation bacon?

i dont like bacon, but id rather chew on a burnt slab of rubber than eat fake bacon (its foul beyond words)

Hehe, indeed! I'm definitely getting better at being glad my ex is out of my life, so I have high hopes than the Magical Day of Bacon will come sooner rather than later. :)
Poli.

No man is worth giving up bacon for.

Seriously now. Get back on the bacon horse. ;)

Hehe, indeed! I'm definitely getting better at being glad my ex is out of my life, so I have high hopes than the Magical Day of Bacon will come sooner rather than later. :)

Pick me pick me!

Awww. I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who gets that attached to people. But a sad story about the bacon. Maybe I should skimp on my bills just to go to Boston and give you a 5 lbs box of Bacon for New Year.

Nah, pay your bills. If I need NSGers to buy me bacon over New Years, I can always flutter my eyelashes seductively at Aerou and Neo Art.* :p










*Although, technically speaking, they are both Jewish and therefore possibly not the best bacon suppliers, and I've never actually been able to flutter my eyelashes so much as "blink like my contact lenses are falling out," which is not especially seductive. But still!

No man is worth giving up bacon for.


This is one of my new mottos in life. :tongue:

I'm not Jewish, and there's nothing I like better than a good BLT. And I'm in Boston as well, though Neo likes to deny it. I don't even need fluttered eyelashes. I just need an excuse to order another side of bacon. :D

Nah, pay your bills. If I need NSGers to buy me bacon over New Years, I can always flutter my eyelashes seductively at Aerou and Neo Art.* :p


Oh ok :(

I prefer Canadian bacon. I don't know what you Canadians call it, although I suppose since we call American cheese "American cheese" it isn't that strange. Why we had to put the name of our country on that awful cheese-food instead of something good we invented, like American chocolate chip cookies, I don't know.

But anyway. Canadian bacon, fried eggs (I just typed "fried eyes") and home fries. Yes'm.

I'm not Jewish, and there's nothing I like better than a good BLT. And I'm in Boston as well, though Neo likes to deny it. I don't even need fluttered eyelashes. I just need an excuse to order another side of bacon. :D

You're a slummer. Embrace it in all its trashy glory. :p

Nah, pay your bills. If I need NSGers to buy me bacon over New Years, I can always flutter my eyelashes seductively at Aerou and Neo Art.* :p

wait wait wait...you're in Boston now!? When did this happen

I'm not Jewish, and there's nothing I like better than a good BLT. And I'm in Boston as well, though Neo likes to deny it. I don't even need fluttered eyelashes. I just need an excuse to order another side of bacon. :D

Oh, BLTs.....*drools*

....that's it, one way or another, I have GOT to make myself stop being depressed by bacon soon.

wait wait wait...you're in Boston now!? When did this happen

Heh, no, I wish I were there now. I'm just visiting for a few days over New Year's. :)

wait wait wait...you're in Boston now!? When did this happen

She's going there for New Year, I'm looking fo an excuse to stalk her because she's a redhead.

Heh, no, I wish I were there now. I'm just visiting for a few days over New Year's. :)

blast!

I'll be in Vermont over New Years.

However, may I suggest breaking your anti-bacon streak when you are up here with a rotisserie chicken BLT from The Fireplace in Brookline?

Nope, I want to know, if you could only have one, which would it be?:p

If I could only have one....forever?

The impossible decision.

I suppose if I absolutely had to give up bacon for health reasons...I could. I doubt I could say the same of sex.

She's going there for New Year, I'm looking fo an excuse to stalk her because she's a redhead.

Stalking is ineffective. What you want to do is court her. Stalking leads to fear, hate and restraining orders. Courting sometimes leads to lurve.

Stalking is ineffective. What you want to do is court her.

kidnapping works well for me now, stalking got so boring...

She's going there for New Year, I'm looking fo an excuse to stalk her because she's a redhead.

Ahahahaha.

Just so you know, my hair is really more brown than red. You could do better. ;)

Is there a slip n slide near by?
Yes. I call it Neesika.
I'm assuming there's a shower involved immediately afterwards? :p Why would you assume I'd want to erase the heavenly odour (and feel) of bacon grease?

They make imitation crab... don't they also make imitation bacon?
Abomination!

Abomination!

have you ever tried it?

Stalking is ineffective. What you want to do is court her.

I have to stalk her to Boston first!

Ahahahaha.

Just so you know, my hair is really more brown than red. You could do better. ;)

But you also seem like a really nice person! I have done nothing but worse, trust me!

You're a slummer. Embrace it in all its trashy glory. :p
I'm a New Yorker. To me the difference between Boston and Somerville is like the difference between Manhattan and Queens. They're all part of the same place. These Massachusetts types who call them separate cities -- and elect separate governments for them and maintain separate police departments, etc -- are just crazy. They're neighborhoods for fuck's sake.

have you ever tried it?

I've never had sex with my mother either. In both cases, I'm certain I wouldn't enjoy it.

I've never had sex with my mother either. In both cases, I'm certain I wouldn't enjoy it.

stay away from fake bacon at all costs......i'd bet having sex with your mother would be loads more fun.

I'm a New Yorker. To me the difference between Boston and Somerville is like the difference between Manhattan and Queens. They're all part of the same place. These Massachusetts types who call them separate cities -- and elect separate governments for them and maintain separate police departments, etc -- are just crazy. They're neighborhoods for fuck's sake.

Pssh...there are what...23 neighborhoods of Boston? How many more do you want?!

Besides, the closest town/city to almost complete annexation recently was Chelsea back in the 80/90's when BU took over their schools...untill Boston realized there was nothing in it for them.

Slummerville and the PRC just ain't Boston ;)

*drools*

Bacon is indeed the food of the gods. They told me so.

Smoked & salt cured, with none of that funky maple sweetness, either. Peppered would be acceptable, although I really just prefer peppered bacon on sandwiches.

The only thing better than a steak, is a steak wrapped in bacon.

I would also like to take this opportunity to state, for the record, that those people who willingly put mayonnaise on their BLT's are committing a crime. Ranch dressing needs to be on a BLT.

The only thing better than a steak, is a steak wrapped in bacon.

I would also like to take this opportunity to state, for the record, that those people who willingly put mayonnaise on their BLT's are committing a crime. Ranch dressing needs to be on a BLT.

I agree, both counts. And would go further to add in the fact that a BLT is best on either a pretzel roll, bagel (no offense intended toward those of us of Jewish faith), or Pannini bread.

i have always wanted to try bacon wrapped fried cheesecake.

i've had both, but never together *drools*

I think this is relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txk6EhYZKA

I do like that song.

I don't care for pork chops, and ham is only rated at "OK", but BACON IS AWESOME! Bacon & fried egg on a bagel is my favorite breakfast-to-go.

*edit* I wonder if there's decent bacon to be had in a wild hog. *starts planning hunting trip*

stay away from fake bacon at all costs......i'd bet having sex with your mother would be loads more fun.

My my my... I take it fake bacon isn't that great. Never tried it, never SEEN it... hmm...

Ah, well... next time I go on a diet (for a really odd, random reason,) there's always those bacon-flavored Jelly Bellies... Mmmm... those are good.

...

Also, has anyone ever tried that "Maple Bacon Coffee" that Rush Limbaugh always advertises on the radio? I'm dying to try some, but my mother won't order any on the account of "ugh, that's disgusting!"

My my my... I take it fake bacon isn't that great. Never tried it, never SEEN it... hmm...



if you ever see this in a grocery store...

http://photos12.flickr.com/15958343_dbed314a55_m.jpg

stay away at all costs...

There is really nothing to compare to the flavor of peameal back bacon. Light and lean, a little sweet and a little tart , tender and juicy! The 'Canadian Bacon' found in your supermarket is neither Canadian nor is it bacon! It is ham and tastes nothing like peameal bacon. Until you taste the unique flavor of CanAm Peameal Back Bacon, you are missing a dining milestone.

http://peamealbackbacon.com/

if you ever see this in a grocery store...

http://photos12.flickr.com/15958343_dbed314a55_m.jpg

stay away at all costs...

GOOD LARD... DID THEY SPRAY-PAINT THE FAT ONTO THE STRIPS!? :eek:

GOOD LARD... DID THEY SPRAY-PAINT THE FAT ONTO THE STRIPS!? :eek:

it tastes like they did.

seriously i dont know how my wife eats that garbage

I've never actually had bacon before.....

*is a Jew*

That's no excuse. I have a friend whose family is Orthodox Jewish and goes to synagogue every week, but they make an exception for bacon because it is too tasty.

Okay, it's more because his mother is an atheist who doesn't care about eating kosher, and she is the only one who can cook. But his father explained at great length about how Talmudic scholars are beginning to understand that one must consider sheer deliciousness in properly contextualizing the scriptures.

That's no excuse. I have a friend whose family is Orthodox Jewish and goes to synagogue every week, but they make an exception for bacon because it is too tasty.

Okay, it's more because his mother is an atheist who doesn't care about eating kosher, and she is the only one who can cook. But his father explained at great length about how Talmudic scholars are beginning to understand that one must consider sheer deliciousness in properly contextualizing the scriptures.

If god did not want people to eat bacon, he would not have made it so delicious.

That's no excuse. I have a friend whose family is Orthodox Jewish and goes to synagogue every week, but they make an exception for bacon because it is too tasty.

Okay, it's more because his mother is an atheist who doesn't care about eating kosher, and she is the only one who can cook. But his father explained at great length about how Talmudic scholars are beginning to understand that one must consider sheer deliciousness in properly contextualizing the scriptures.

Better question:

If God didn't want us to eat bacon, then why did He give it to us in His most infinite bounty?

If god did not want people to eat bacon, he would not have made it so delicious.

Hey, you jerk. You stole my idea! Intellectual Property Theft!

Hey, you jerk. You stole my idea! Intellectual Property Theft!

Your the thief! He said it first, and that's what matters. *Bangs Gavel* This court finds you guilty and takes away your bacon.

Hey, you jerk. You stole my idea! Intellectual Property Theft!

It was unintentional.

But still... I posted it first.

Sorry I am late for bacon! What did I miss?

Your the thief! He said it first, and that's what matters. *Bangs Gavel* This court finds you guilty and takes away your bacon.

It was unintentional.

But still... I posted it first.

Mine was longer, and took extra time for the phrasing to bring it across in a more doctrinal fashion. Callisdrun only got in first because of simplicity.

I appeal the decision to God. *Bacon appears next to me.*

Mine was longer, and took extra time for the phrasing to bring it across in a more doctrinal fashion. Callisdrun only got in first because of simplicity.

I appeal the decision to God. *Bacon appears next to me.*

*steals bacon, runs like hell*

Mine was longer, and took extra time for the phrasing to bring it across in a more doctrinal fashion. Callisdrun only got in first because of simplicity.

I appeal the decision to God. *Bacon appears next to me.*

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

If god did not want people to eat bacon, he would not have made it so delicious.

Well, that's basically what he concluded. But it was a hypothesis that required much experimentation to verify.

Bacon is good. The very best bacon is not found in packages. It's found in great slabs at the butcher shop where you ask the butcher to cut and slice a small amount for you, which you immediately take home and fry. It must be done immediately because this most excellent bacon will go rancid very quickly. Bacon, like butter and good cheese, goes well with almost anything.

Somehow this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTgCzPTyPlg) seemed relevant.

I really liked High Score and Bonus Stage.

Simply put, bacon is the worst food ever produced by humanity, and should be outlawed and confiscated.

I'll help with the confiscation.

You just want my bacon.

I would gladly eat bacon off my lover's grease-spattered skin.

I love you.

Anyways, I love to have my bacon in a waffle cone... drizzled with cheese sauce, sour cream and chives. Yummmmm.... maybe a hint of Worcestershire sauce... or perhaps Hershey Syrple if I can't find the former...

Wow.

I shall help too. Bacon tastes like garbage.

Everyone wants my bacon!

I almost married a Jewish boy a few years back, and giving up pork and shellfish was one of the conditions of our relationship. Now, years later, I really want bacon and shrimp again, but every time I set out to eat them, I start thinking about him and get depressed and end up losing my appetite. Therefore, I've pretty much decided to take the path of least resistance and stay semi-kosher dietwise until I can think of my stupid ex without getting depressed - but when that happens, my god am I going to eat a lot of bacon. I will have a baconfest. I will have bacon for breakfast, club sandwiches for lunch, Cobb salad for dinner, and whatever is left of the package of bacon for dessert. And then the next day, I will buy more bacon for breakfast, but eat shrimp pad thai and cocktail shrimp and fried shrimp and then MORE BACON. Mmmmmm.

Eat the bacon now. No one on their deathbed ever said, "I should have spent more time fasting from bacon because of that Jewish boy". You only live once. Live it with bacon.

Wasn't it Ben Franklin who said "Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?"

I think that's what he said.

One time, I was cooking breakfast. I had waffles, and some french toast, and some scrambled eggs.
These things were delicious. However, the breakfast was ruined when I discovered that I was out of bacon.

True fact: under the Geneva Convention, denial of bacon counts as torture.

I've never actually had bacon before.....

*is a Jew*
It's worth being Goyim for.

No Bacon for me. Or Pork of any shape, size or form. Tis all gone.

I love a good slab of bacon. Food of the gods.

No Bacon for me. Or Pork of any shape, size or form. Tis all gone.

Here's some more for ya:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/

Last night, in honour of this thread, I cooked up half a rasher of bacon and then masturbated with it.














































Okay, that's not actually true, I ate it in the conventional manner, saving some for my kids' breakfast. That's the true test of love...will you share your bacon with someone or not?

This morning, I'm using some of the bacon grease from last night to fry up my eggs. I put a little piece of whole wheat bread in the pan to soak up excess grease and also fry up crispy and wonderful.

Such a versatile, perfect food.

Last night, in honour of this thread, I cooked up half a rasher of bacon and then masturbated with it.

Okay, that's not actually true, I ate it in the conventional manner, saving some for my kids' breakfast. That's the true test of love...will you share your bacon with someone or not?

This morning, I'm using some of the bacon grease from last night to fry up my eggs. I put a little piece of whole wheat bread in the pan to soak up excess grease and also fry up crispy and wonderful.

Such a versatile, perfect food.

Neesika, damn it! Now I'm hungry!:mad:

I have 2 packs of bacon rashers in the fridge. Am I sharing them with my flatmates? Hell no. I have bacony goodness to last me for the next 2 weeks!

Neesika, damn it! Now I'm hungry!:mad:

Then satisfy your hunger in the only way it can truly be satisfied.


With bacon.

I have 2 packs of bacon rashers in the fridge. Am I sharing them with my flatmates? Hell no. I have bacony goodness to last me for the next 2 weeks!

Two weeks?

Two rashers wouldn't last two minutes in my house.

You're doing it wrong.

Two weeks?

Two rashers wouldn't last two minutes in my house.

You're doing it wrong.

Not two rashers! Two packs of rashers which equals 24 glorious rashers of bacon altoghether! I'm doing it right!

Not two rashers! Two packs of rashers which equals 24 glorious rashers of bacon altoghether! I'm doing it right!

Ooh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

:hail:

Pray for our poor Irish brothers and sisters:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7770164.stm



Pork from the Irish Republic and Northern Ireland should not be eaten because of fears of contamination, the UK's Food Standards Agency has said.

The advice follows the recall of pork products after tests on slaughtered Irish pigs showed some pork products contained potentially harmful dioxins.

The FSA stressed consumers are unlikely to be at any "significant risk".

The Irish Republic's chief vet said contaminated pork products may have been exported to up to 25 countries.

Several other countries in Europe have issued alerts over the pork.

The FSA said: "Adverse health effects from eating the affected products are only likely if people are exposed to relatively high levels of this contaminant for long periods."

The source of the problem is suspected to have been contaminated oil.

The plant involved - Millstream Power Recycling Limited, in Co Carlow - said it was working with the Irish government as it investigated how the company's strict health and safety procedures could have possibly been breached.

A spokesman for the company - which recycles food products into pig meal - said the oil which officials were testing had never been added as an ingredient but was used in a machine used to dry animal feed.


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Tests on the slaughtered Irish pigs showed some pork products contained up to 200 times more dioxins than the recognised safety limit.

The spokesman said production at the plant, which is owned by a Robert Hogg and employs around 15 people, was stopped earlier this week when it was first linked to the scare.

Consumers and retailers have been warned to destroy all Irish pork and bacon products bought since 1 September as a precaution.

Bacon, ham, sausages, white pudding and pizzas with ham toppings are also included in the withdrawal of stocks.

Restrictions

But food safety expert Professor Hugh Pennington told the BBC the health risk was "very, very low".

He said: "You have to have a lot of these compounds. You have to eat a lot of them, enormous amounts to have any visible effect."

The feed was also delivered to nine farms in Northern Ireland which are now under restrictions.

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Graham Furey, the president of the Ulster Farmers' Union, told BBC News he hoped the chemicals were not passed on to any Northern Irish animals.

He said although officials were inspecting "a number of premises" they had not yet found any positive signs of the dioxins in any of the meat from the province.

The British Retail Consortium said supermarkets across England, Scotland and Wales had withdrawn from sale "the very small proportion" of Irish pork they stocked following advice from the FSA.

Waitrose, Lidl and Tesco are among some of the supermarkets which have removed particular products and offered customers refunds.

Other supermarkets contacted by BBC News said they were continuing to check their supplies.

Dioxins are formed during combustion processes, such as waste incineration, and during some industrial processes.

Suspicions over contamination were first raised on Monday as a result of the routine testing of pigs, which indicated the presence of polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs) - banned in the Irish Republic since the 1970s - in animal feed.

The chief executive of the Food Safety Authority of Ireland, Alan Reilly, said investigations were still under way into how the contamination got in to the animal feed.

He said: "It's more than likely from the types of dioxins that we have that it looks like some kind of industrial oil or industrial contaminant and we're trying to find out where that came from."

He added that culling of animals was likely in order to remove them from the food chain.

The Irish Agriculture Minister Brendan Smith said an investigation involving the Irish police was now under way into how the contaminated feed was given to pigs.

Chronic long-term exposure to dioxins can have serious health effects, including causing cancers, but Irish officials said the recall would ensure consumers only had minimum exposure to it.
Pork products from Ireland
Pork products from across Ireland should be avoided

The country's chief medical officer, Dr Tony Holohan, said anyone who had eaten pig meat did not need to seek medical help.

Mr Smith said the problem in the Republic was confined to 47 farms - including 38 beef farms.

Labour Party spokesman on agriculture and food, Sean Sherlock, said the government's priority had to be consumers but said the scare was a "threat to the viability of our food industry".

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen said action had to be taken to "reinforce" the public's confidence and allow the industry to "move on".

Padraig Walshe, president of the Irish Farmers' Association, said it was vital to trace the origins of the contamination.

He called the recall "a huge blow" and said the farmers were being punished despite buying their feed from a "licensed source".

No Bacon for me. Or Pork of any shape, size or form. Tis all gone.
Ah poor Ireland.

Then satisfy your hunger in the only way it can truly be satisfied.


With bacon.

I did. I had pizza topped with bacon! YUM!!!:D

I think this is relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txk6EhYZKA

What the hell was that?

You can try turkey bacon.... it's a mere shadow, but should be ok for you.

*is a vegetarian* :)

EDIT: Even though I really am a horrible vegetarian when it comes to....sushi....

I don't think I've ever tried Bacon...

I don't think I've ever tried Bacon...

There is much for you to learn, my apprentice.

*edit* that's not right - you have 3x my post count and have been on NSG for about a year longer than I have. Note to self: find better cheesy line.

*edit again* cheesy... bacon... now I want a bacon cheeseburger. And not some fast food joint garbage - a real homemade cheeseburger with extra bacon.

I don't think I've ever tried Bacon...

Well, you can try some here (http://www.shakespeare-oxford.com/baconpoe.htm), for example.

*is a vegetarian* :)

EDIT: Even though I really am a horrible vegetarian when it comes to....sushi....

Sushi is irresistible. *nod*

Sushi is irresistible. *nod*

Sushi is raw, just like a vegetable. And though you may cook a vegetable, it is not necessary, therefore, sushi is vegetarian.





Don't look to long at that seriously deformed logic. It might drive you mad.

I haven't had bacon in a while, it saddens me to admit. I'm making a pizza for a potluck on Friday but it's going to be vegetarian, since the only person who likes pizza as spicy as I make it is my vegetarian friend.

Can one have bacon sushi?

Sushi is irresistible. *nod*
Only when wrapped in bacon.

Can one have bacon sushi?

I vote yes, and refuse completely to back myself up in any way.

Yootopia's wrapping idea sounds plausible. Especially if you quickly wrap it in a chewy thick slice of recently fried (cool enough to handle....barely) bacon.

Yootopia's wrapping idea sounds plausible. Especially if you quickly wrap it in a chewy thick slice of recently fried (cool enough to handle....barely) bacon.
Eh just get some bread, pick the bacon up with it out of the pan and wrap it that way, then stick another piece of bread on top, as well as brown sauce.

No. Sushi must have rice. Bacon bits in the rice would also work.

No. Sushi must have rice. Bacon bits in the rice would also work.
I know sushi has to have rice, but that doesn't preclude the whole thing being in a sandwich.

Yootopia's wrapping idea sounds plausible. Especially if you quickly wrap it in a chewy thick slice of recently fried (cool enough to handle....barely) bacon.

i actually do that with Korean rice and red pepper sauce.
I consider it a lazy fusion dish. also with a tooth pick it holds together well and can be used as a party appetizer.

if you use chopsticks you can actually avoid touching the bacon.

There is much for you to learn, my apprentice.

*edit* that's not right - you have 3x my post count and have been on NSG for about a year longer than I have. Note to self: find better cheesy line.

that's right, whippersnapper.

that's right, whippersnapper.

Nonetheless, you have much to learn, grasshopper.

Can one have bacon sushi?
I vote yes, and refuse completely to back myself up in any way.

It appears that NSG tradition must be upheld. Sources or shut up! :p

BLT's are amazing. Oh I'm hungry.

Neesika, damn it! Now I'm hungry!:mad:

Yeah hungry.. that's what happened when I read that, Hungry...

Whilst reading these odes to the joy that is bacon, I was reminded of a similar set of love stories ...

Has anyone else read the customer comments about Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_helpful?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=0)? You should. Please don't give up after only a page or two - it's worth reading virtually all 1,012 comments.

Whilst reading these odes to the joy that is bacon, I was reminded of a similar set of love stories ...

Has anyone else read the customer comments about Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_helpful?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=0)?

Oldie but goodie. I'd forgotten about that, but I think I remember seeing it posted here first.

Sexcellent.

What the hell was that?

I think it was Russian Propaganda made into a music video.

Sexcellent.

The fact that those two words can be combined just blew my mind...:hail:

so I have a craving for the following three things:
scallops wrapped in bacon
shrimp wrapped in bacon
filet mignon wrapped in bacon

Any help you can provide would be great.

The fact that those two words can be combined just blew my mind...:hail:

"Sexcruciating" is pretty cool too, but doesn't appeal to as wide an audience.

so I have a craving for the following three things:
scallops wrapped in bacon
shrimp wrapped in bacon
filet mignon wrapped in bacon

Any help you can provide would be great.

Yeah for sure....eat out. :p

Yeah for sure....eat out. :p

it's 12:30 AM and I'm poor :(

GIMME MONEY DAMNIT

What the hell was that?

That's Glukoza. The song is about pigs and how all men are pigs. The topic is bacon, and was begun by Neesika. 1+1+2+1= awesome russian pop.

it's 12:30 AM and I'm poor :(

GIMME MONEY DAMNIT

Oh!

Send me your paypal info so you can take the food out of my children's mouths as I send you money for extravegant meals!

:p

Gods I'm a bitch today.













Yes. Today.

That's Glukoza. The song is about pigs and how all men are pigs. The topic is bacon, and was begun by Neesika. 1+1+2+1= awesome russian pop.

I'm confused.

Am I a russian pig or a counting song?

Oh!

Send me your paypal info so you can take the food out of my children's mouths as I send you money for extravegant meals!I'm sure they'd understand *nod*

Though, if the food is already in their mouths, I don't see what taking it out would accomplish...
Gods I'm a bitch today.

Yes. Today.

I laughed.

I'm sure they'd understand *nod* Then I await your TG :p

Though, if the food is already in their mouths, I don't see what taking it out would accomplish... I'd snatch it away and sell it in order to help you buy filet mignon.


I laughed.I aim to please.