Thank You, President George W. Bush
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 20:42
http://www.thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com/index.html
this site can't be serious. But I guess it is.
Does anyone here want to their their gratitude for the 8 years of his glorious service???
Thanks for nothing.
Galaxianda
08-12-2008, 20:50
This was made by someone who dosen't know him.
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 20:52
This was made by someone who dosen't know him.
I guess even if you have a approval rating in the 20's, that means that someone still likes you...
The Black Forrest
08-12-2008, 20:54
Those are the same people who would vote for Palin.....
The One Eyed Weasel
08-12-2008, 20:56
LOL! Did you view the signatures?
Good stuff.
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 20:56
LOL! Did you view the signatures?
Good stuff.
yeah, the signatures were the best part of the page.
The Alma Mater
08-12-2008, 20:57
Hmm. The creator uses Whois Privacy Protection Service - I wonder why ?
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 20:58
Hmm. The creator uses Whois Privacy Protection Service - I wonder why ?
I am almost thinking that it was Bush himself who created this page, but he's just not smart enough to take on that kind of task.
Braaainsss
08-12-2008, 20:58
http://www.thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com/index.html
this site can't be serious. But I guess it is.
Does anyone here want to their their gratitude for the 8 years of his glorious service???
Thanks for nothing.
Most of the signatures seem to be along the lines of "Hugh Goddabekidding" and "Good riddance, jackass."
Gauthier
08-12-2008, 20:59
Hmm. The creator uses Whois Privacy Protection Service - I wonder why ?
Because in the Obama Era the average people on the streets are not going to take well to a confirmed Bushevik?
Dumb Ideologies
08-12-2008, 21:01
Heheheh. The signatures page is brilliant. The best being the person who's just put in a dictionary-style definition of 'numbnuts' to describe him :p
Sarkhaan
08-12-2008, 21:01
"It has been seven years since my country was attacked and some of my friends have been killed."
Impressive, given that the vast majority was not actually directly impacted by this event...
Hydesland
08-12-2008, 21:03
yeah, the signatures were the best part of the page.
Page 14 is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST...
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 21:03
"It has been seven years since my country was attacked and some of my friends have been killed."
Impressive, given that the vast majority was not actually directly impacted by this event...
maybe this site was made by bush afterall....
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 21:06
Page 14 is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST...
i cant believe it made it 14 pages before fake names and bush bashing started to show up...
Sarkhaan
08-12-2008, 21:06
maybe this site was made by bush afterall....
Maybe it was John McCain....after all, we're all his friends.
The Alma Mater
08-12-2008, 21:07
"It has been seven years since my country was attacked and some of my friends have been killed."
Impressive, given that the vast majority was not actually directly impacted by this event...
While the site strongly suggest the country is the USA, he does not actually SAY that... and one could read the text as being very sarcastic.
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 21:08
Maybe it was John McCain....after all, we're all his friends.
don't forget the people at enron....
Sarkhaan
08-12-2008, 21:11
While the site strongly suggest the country is the USA, he does not actually SAY that... and one could read the text as being very sarcastic.
What does it originating in the USA matter? If anything, that would just strenghten my point. Though, yes, it could be sarcastic.
Lord Tothe
08-12-2008, 21:19
Everything "good" was half-assed, everything bad was all-out. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Frisbeeteria
08-12-2008, 21:21
If you need an email address in lieu of your own, here's a good list (http://www.surrogacy.com/legals/senators.html) to pick from. Note that a few of them aren't active any more, so use your judgment.
The Alma Mater
08-12-2008, 21:21
What does it originating in the USA matter?
The reference to friends dying in an attack 7 years ago. You seemed to assume that they were US citizens - but perhaps they lived in a country the USA attacked ? Does not even have to be an "Arab country"- plenty of countries to the south of the USA were the war on drugs demanded fatal casualties.
Braaainsss
08-12-2008, 21:27
If you need an email address in lieu of your own, here's a good list (http://www.surrogacy.com/legals/senators.html) to pick from. Note that a few of them aren't active any more, so use your judgment.
I used vice.president@whitehouse.gov
The Alma Mater
08-12-2008, 21:34
Maybe it was John McCain....after all, we're all his friends.
"My daughter is proud to carry your child, maverick ! --Sarah Palin"
Oh deary, deary me...
Gauntleted Fist
08-12-2008, 21:41
I liked the guy that signed Vladimir Putin. :p
Landrian
08-12-2008, 21:41
724 Thanks for the laughs, clown.
Gave me a chuckle...
Gauntleted Fist
08-12-2008, 21:44
Thanx President Gore, Joe the Citizen, Sarah Palin, DieInFire Youandtheguywhomadethis.
Some of those are priceless, and I like the little 'e'nonymous. :p
Gauthier
08-12-2008, 21:48
I'm surprised Osama Bin Ladin hadn't written an eloquent, heartfelt thanks to George W. Bush for giving him 8 years of political orgasm yet.
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 22:33
I'm surprised Osama Bin Ladin hadn't written an eloquent, heartfelt thanks to George W. Bush for giving him 8 years of political orgasm yet.
they were friends at one point and all...
Sig no. 864: Vidkun Quisling
Win.
Knights of Liberty
08-12-2008, 23:01
I signed it.
Or should I say, Jean Luc Picard signed it.
Minoriteeburg
08-12-2008, 23:02
we should get all of NSG to sign it, question is....would they?
Sarkhaan
08-12-2008, 23:21
The reference to friends dying in an attack 7 years ago. You seemed to assume that they were US citizens - but perhaps they lived in a country the USA attacked ? Does not even have to be an "Arab country"- plenty of countries to the south of the USA were the war on drugs demanded fatal casualties.
It is dated 9/11/2008. Seven years prior was 9/11/2001. The US did not attack any country on 9/11/2001.
It is also formed as an open letter, meaning that all signees claim the letter as their own
I signed it.
Or should I say, Jean Luc Picard signed it.
As did Robert Paulson ;)
Knights of Liberty
08-12-2008, 23:45
As did Robert Paulson ;)
I used Ted Steven's email address too.:D
Braaainsss
08-12-2008, 23:50
It is dated 9/11/2008. Seven years prior was 9/11/2001. The US did not attack any country on 9/11/2001.
It is also formed as an open letter, meaning that all signees claim the letter as their own
Whereby we can conclude that Jean-Luc Picard had friends who died in 9-11.
Psychotic Mongooses
08-12-2008, 23:52
Jeez, the Fark boys are tearing it apart. And I imagine that 4chan are going through it too.
Great way to hoover email addresses for spam though....
Knights of Liberty
08-12-2008, 23:53
Whereby we can conclude that Jean-Luc Picard had friends who died in 9-11.
Poor Data. He will be missed.
Yes NSG, I am fucking hilarious:p
Conserative Morality
08-12-2008, 23:54
I signed. Or rather, Mr. A. Nonny Mous did. Shut it, I'm a bit bored today.
Callisdrun
08-12-2008, 23:55
Hilariously troll-able. Fucking signed.
Callisdrun
08-12-2008, 23:56
I signed it.
Or should I say, Jean Luc Picard signed it.
That's Captain Jean Luc Picard!
GOBAMAWIN
09-12-2008, 00:10
Typical--a one-way Republican "slant" discussing only the deaths that occurred on 9/11 as a result of the Saudi terrorists. Bush is such good friends the Saudiis he ensured the Saudi relatives of Bin Ladin were immediately whisked out of the country within days of 9/11. No discussion of the greater number of deaths and injuries to americans as a result of the fake, rigged war in Iraq. I think it is a pitch by that Karen woman who used to work for him--she is now working for him again "shaping" his historical legacy. A legacy of baseless war, slaughter, torture, and a bankrupt country is kind of hard to re-shape, but I am sure she and the Republican party have it in them.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 00:11
That's Captain Jean Luc Picard!
Abbath just signed it too. Fenriz and Nocturno Culto are about to.
I love easily trollabe petitions.
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 00:54
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
1) keeping this country safe for 7+ years after 9/11
2) getting the Patriot Act passed
3) crushing the Taliban
4) destroying the Saddamite regime
5) achieving victory in Iraq
6) appointing two solid conservative justices to the Supreme Court
7) cutting taxes
8) keeping Algore and Lurch out of the Presidency
9) giving us eight years to laugh at the leftie freak show
Can't say I've agreed with you on every issue, but far more than with your loose-zippered predecessor and infinitely more than with that fraud who's about to succeed you.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 00:59
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
1) keeping this country safe for 7+ years after 9/11
2) getting the Patriot Act passed
3) crushing the Taliban
4) destroying the Saddamite regime
5) achieving victory in Iraq
6) appointing two solid conservative justices to the Supreme Court
7) cutting taxes
8) keeping Algore and Lurch out of the Presidency
9) giving us eight years to laugh at the leftie freak show
Can't say I've agreed with you on every issue, but far more than with your loose-zippered predecessor and infinitely more than with that fraud who's about to succeed you.
God, youre adorable. Can I keep him? Ill feed him and walk him and...
Exilia and Colonies
09-12-2008, 00:59
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
1) Making large amounts of the Muslim World hate America
2) Ripping up the constitution
3) Failing to remotely crush the taliban
4) Plunging Iraq into anarchy
5) See 4
6) Balancing the supreme court
7) Bankrupting America
8) Electoral Fraud
9) Giving us 8 years to laugh at the bitter irony of the right-wing freakshow
Fixed
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 01:13
God, youre adorable. Can I keep him? Ill feed him and walk him and...
No i want to keep him, and make him the new posterchild for fox news.
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
1) keeping this country safe for 7+ years after 9/11
2) getting the Patriot Act passed
3) crushing the Taliban
4) destroying the Saddamite regime
5) achieving victory in Iraq
6) appointing two solid conservative justices to the Supreme Court
7) cutting taxes
8) keeping Algore and Lurch out of the Presidency
9) giving us eight years to laugh at the leftie freak show
Can't say I've agreed with you on every issue, but far more than with your loose-zippered predecessor and infinitely more than with that fraud who's about to succeed you.
Thank you, New Mitanni, for taking yourself so seriously that no one else will.
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 01:16
God, youre adorable. Can I keep him? Ill feed him and walk him and...
Don't worry, when President Obama gets sworn into office January 20, 2009 he'll be just as adorable as a kid who realizes he's been thrown into Neverland Ranch by his parents.
Zainzibar Land
09-12-2008, 01:21
I love this one
Richard Nixon : Thank you Goerge. I am no longer Worst Persident Ever.
Thank You President Bush. May you enjoy your unemployment.
did Jack Schitt and his family sign yet?
Braaainsss
09-12-2008, 01:26
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
1) keeping this country safe for 7+ years after 9/11
2) getting the Patriot Act passed
3) crushing the Taliban
4) destroying the Saddamite regime
5) achieving victory in Iraq
6) appointing two solid conservative justices to the Supreme Court
7) cutting taxes
8) keeping Algore and Lurch out of the Presidency
9) giving us eight years to laugh at the leftie freak show
Can't say I've agreed with you on every issue, but far more than with your loose-zippered predecessor and infinitely more than with that fraud who's about to succeed you.
As a purely semantic note, I have to disagree with your use of "crushing" as a synonym for "allowing to survive and become resurgent." And with your use of "victory" as a synonym for "rapid degeneration into a communal civil war as warned by prewar CIA analysis."
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 01:29
i heard bush is sending these out for all those who dont approve of him...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/motivator7dda031f437e332098aeb5fcdb.jpg
Zombie PotatoHeads
09-12-2008, 02:36
Heheheh. The signatures page is brilliant. The best being the person who's just put in a dictionary-style definition of 'numbnuts' to describe him :p
my favs were: "warmongering fuckhead", "Thanks for the laughs, clown" and
"New Orleans Corspe Eating Rats"
1200 signatures. Out of a 300+ million population.
1200 people out of 300+ million still support GWB.
That sounds about right.
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 02:37
my favs were: "warmongering fuckhead", "Thanks for the laughs, clown" and
"New Orleans Corspe Eating Rats"
1200 signatures. Out of a 300+ million population.
1200 people out of 300+ million still support GWB.
That sounds about right.
Keep in mind how many of those are trolling, too.
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 02:39
Keep in mind how many of those are trolling, too.
so about 200 supporters then...
Zombie PotatoHeads
09-12-2008, 02:43
so about 200 supporters then...
And then cut out the repeat signaturees, and we're down to GWB's immediate family, Hotwife and New Mitani.
Zombie PotatoHeads
09-12-2008, 02:45
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
*snip.weird bizzarro world / alternate dimension ravings. snip.*
Can't say I've agreed with you on every issue, but far more than with your loose-zippered predecessor and infinitely more than with that fraud who's about to succeed you.
wtf?
Did McCain win the election?!
Hydesland
09-12-2008, 02:46
9) giving us eight years to laugh at the leftie freak show
What world must you be living in to believe that THAT was the freakshow we were laughing at for eight years.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 02:47
wtf?
Did McCain win the election?!
I want to know what world NM lives in where calling he legitamet winner of an election a fraud is justifiable.
Der Teutoniker
09-12-2008, 02:47
http://www.thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com/index.html
this site can't be serious. But I guess it is.
Does anyone here want to their their gratitude for the 8 years of his glorious service???
Thanks for nothing.
I signed it.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 02:59
I signed it.
Well of course you did.
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 03:00
wtf?
Did McCain win the election?!
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sFAHdiqiL._SL500_AA280_.gif
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 03:03
I want to know what world NM lives in where calling he legitamet winner of an election a fraud is justifiable.
Jesusland. Where all the Busheviks dwell.
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 03:16
Jesusland. Where all the Busheviks dwell.
Isn't Billy Graham from there too?
Gauntleted Fist
09-12-2008, 03:21
Allah, thanks for all the recruits, Bush!
Priceless.
Sarkhaan
09-12-2008, 03:26
Why not...I'm bored, so lets go for it.
Thank you, President Bush, for many things, including the following:
1) keeping this country safe for 7+ years after 9/11Aside from the anthrax attacks, the near-bombing of AA flight 63 (stopped by passengers, not Bush), pipe bombs placed in 6 mailboxes in the midwest by Luke Helder, two incidents of people driving SUVs through crowded areas with the intent to injure for political motives, and a large number targeting Americans abroad.
2) getting the Patriot Act passedYes. Nothing like stripping law abiding citizens of rights.
3) crushing the Taliban"Crushing"...yes...except they're still very active, and actually control regions of Afghanistan outside of the capital (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/12/08/afghan.taliban/index.html#cnnSTCText)
4) destroying the Saddamite regimeThat I'll give you.
5) achieving victory in Iraq...and then accepting that the call of victory was extremly premature and listing it as one of his regrets during his presidency. Not a single person in his administration (current or former) and not a single general thinks we have had a victory in Iraq.
6) appointing two solid conservative justices to the Supreme CourtI'll give you that he did it...whether we should thank him for that is another story.
7) cutting taxes...while increasing spending, pushing the country into even more debt.
8) keeping Algore and Lurch out of the Presidencyk
9) giving us eight years to laugh at the leftie freak show
Who then owned you in two election cycles.
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 03:40
What world must you be living in to believe that THAT was the freakshow we were laughing at for eight years.
The only world that matters, red-county America. And believe me, we certainly were laughing. As for what you personally and those like you were laughing at, I couldn't care less.
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 03:41
Thank you, New Mitanni, for taking yourself so seriously that no one else will.
If you're an example of the "no one else," I can live with that :tongue:
Sarkhaan
09-12-2008, 03:43
The only world that matters, red-county America. And believe me, we certainly were laughing. As for what you personally and those like you were laughing at, I couldn't care less.
Except that "red" and "blue" america are myths.
population cartogram by county (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2008/countycartpurple512.png)
Full website (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2008/)
Non Aligned States
09-12-2008, 03:46
The only world that matters, in my imagination, red-county America.
Fixed.
Gauntleted Fist
09-12-2008, 03:48
If you're an example of the "no one else," I can live with that :tongue:Would you like a lollipop? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/cr9245/Squidoo/angel_smiley-sm.jpg
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 03:50
As a purely semantic note, I have to disagree with your use of "crushing" as a synonym for "allowing to survive and become resurgent."
"Survive" in Pakistan. It's always nice to have a neighboring country provide you with sanctuary. Of course, I suppose you would have just invaded Pakistan and crushed them there too.
Oops, I forgot about those nuclear weapons Pakistan has . . . .
And with your use of "victory" as a synonym for "rapid degeneration into a communal civil war as warned by prewar CIA analysis."
An "analysis" that is currently inoperative, and never was anything but inoperative. No "civil war" now, no civil war then, no civil war ever.
Of course, if the Dark Lord follows through with his foolish campaign promises, we could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Looks like you need a refresher course in semantics.
Grave_n_idle
09-12-2008, 03:54
As did Robert Paulson ;)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Respect.
The only world that matters, red-county America.
How do you avoid seeing yourself as a traitor, if you hate vast chunks of this country?
Don't think we haven't forgotten how quickly and easily you threw around that word these past few years. Only in your case it seems to apply - you honestly have deluded yourself into thinking "blue counties" are not really America.
An "analysis" that is currently inoperative, and never was anything but inoperative. No "civil war" now, no civil war then, no civil war ever.
Yeah maybe the CIA isn't really American either.
Of course, if the Dark Lord follows through with his foolish campaign promises, we could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
I love it when you make comments like this. You're essentially saying, "I live in a fantasy world!" Yeah OK there, Legolas.
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 04:08
Fixed
In the area near my home town there are a good number of dairies with large herds of dairy cows. The cows produce lots of milk, as well as copious amounts of methane and vast quantities of manure.
The next time I need someone on this board to re-write any of my posts, I'll go out to one of those dairies and watch the cows instead. Every one of their products will comprise content superior to the re-write.
Sarkhaan
09-12-2008, 04:09
His name is Robert Paulson.
Respect.
seemed fitting, somehow.
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 04:10
I want to know what world NM lives in where calling he legitamet winner of an election a fraud is justifiable.
Oh, did I say "fraud"? What I meant to say was "unqualified pandering fraud."
The Cat-Tribe
09-12-2008, 04:12
Oh, did I say "fraud"? What I meant to say was "unqualified pandering fraud."
LOL.
It is a rare mind indeed that can compare Bush's election in 2000 and Obama's election in 2008 and call the latter "unqualified," "pandering," or a "fraud."
LOL.
It is a rare mind indeed that can compare Bush's election in 2000 and Obama's election in 2008 and call the latter "unqualified," "pandering," or a "fraud."
damned right, I mean, seriously, obviously a four year senator who won a decisive 2/3 of the electoral college and a lead by about 9 million votes is obviously inferior to a person who never held federal office, was governor for 6 years, lost a popular vote by half a million people, and won because a few thousand old jews accidentally voted for Buchannan.
Get it right TCT. When someone whose sole governmental experience is 6 years as a governor, loses the popular vote, and manages to squeak out a win by a few thousand people in one state, that's a mandate.
When a senator utterly ANNIHILATES his opponent, he's a fraud.
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 04:20
Yes. Nothing like stripping law abiding citizens of rights.
Yes, I'm sure you just can't go on without your right to conspire to commit terrorist acts against the US, or your right to communicate with overseas terrorists without fear of discovery. You poor, poor, persecuted thing you . . . .
Yes, I'm sure you just can't go on without your right to conspire to commit terrorist acts against the US, or your right to communicate with overseas terrorits without fear of discovery. You poor, poor, persecuted thing you . . . .
it's a good thing you stopped pretending to be a lawyer NM.
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 04:22
How do you avoid seeing yourself as a traitor, if you hate vast chunks of this country?
Don't think we haven't forgotten how quickly and easily you threw around that word these past few years. Only in your case it seems to apply - you honestly have deluded yourself into thinking "blue counties" are not really America.
Remember New Mitanni encouraged Armed Secession from the Red States after Obama won.
Yeah maybe the CIA isn't really American either.
Which is probably why we didn't hear a peep out of him when Valerie Plame Wilson was deliberately exposed and a 10+ years old CIA cover was destroyed overnight for pure petty political revenge against Joe Wilson.
I love it when you make comments like this. You're essentially saying, "I live in a fantasy world!" Yeah OK there, Legolas.
Like I said before, he'll be wailing and scrambling all over the place like a kid who realized his parents deliberately abandoned him at Neverland Ranch when Obama takes the Oath of Office.
To quote Terrell Owens, "Get Your Popcorn Ready."
New Mitanni
09-12-2008, 04:23
it's a good thing you stopped pretending to be a lawyer NM.
Sorry to spoil your fantasy, but I'm a member of two state bars. How many are you a member of?
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:24
Oh, did I say "fraud"? What I meant to say was "unqualified pandering fraud."
I must have missed the part were you justified this statement.
Grave_n_idle
09-12-2008, 04:25
Sorry to spoil your fantasy, but I'm a member of two state bars. How many are you a member of?
You might have got thrown out of two redneck bars. That seems more likely.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:26
Sorry to spoil your fantasy, but I'm a member of two state bars. How many are you a member of?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....haha...HAHA...hahaha...haha *deep breath*..BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh God. I love you NM.
You know how Neo Art said its easy for lawyers to identify false lawyers? Well, even I, a law student, can identify you as a false lawyer.
Non Aligned States
09-12-2008, 04:26
Like I said before, he'll be wailing and scrambling all over the place like a kid who realized his parents deliberately abandoned him at Neverland Ranch when Obama takes the Oath of Office.
To quote Terrell Owens, "Get Your Popcorn Ready."
No, he will continue making the same sort of factually void claims on this board, propping his ego each time someone responds to it, no matter how thorough the debunking, because he will simply make more claims of the superiority of his stance.
Sorry to spoil your fantasy, but I'm a member of two state bars. How many are you a member of?
mmhmm, suuuuuuure you are. I believe you, really.
This is my "I believe you" face. I know it looks a lot like my "you're full of shit" face, but they're really QUITE different.
Remember New Mitanni encouraged Armed Secession from the Red States after Obama won.
I remember very clearly.
It's what demonstrates that his "politics" comes not from rational thought processes (shock horror I know), but from self-serving delusion.
He screams AMERICA! AMERICA! PATRIOTISM! and calls anyone who disagrees with him TERRORIST! MUSLIM! DEVIANT! for years - and then, the minute his preferred team fairly loses a Democratic Election, suddenly it's not longer about America. Suddenly it's about "Red County America" and "the Resistance" against the "fraud" of the "Dark Lord."
I mean Jesus, if anything it's pathetic, but it's not an actual political view he represents. Not "the right" or conservatism (being as willing to abandon those principles, too, at the drop of a hat), or even Republicans, but raving, mindless insanity. To read New Mitanni's posts is to stare into the howling horror of pure irrationality.
I remember very clearly.
It's what demonstrates that his "politics" comes not from rational thought processes (shock horror I know), but from self-serving delusion.
He screams AMERICA! AMERICA! PATRIOTISM! and calls anyone who disagrees with him TERRORIST! MUSLIM! DEVIANT! for years - and then, the minute his preferred team fairly loses a Democratic Election, suddenly it's not longer about America. Suddenly it's about "Red County America" and "the Resistance" against the "fraud" of the "Dark Lord."
I mean Jesus, if anything it's pathetic, but it's not an actual political view he represents. Not "the right" or conservatism (being as willing to abandon those principles, too, at the drop of a hat), or even Republicans, but raving, mindless insanity. To read New Mitanni's posts is to stare into the howling horror of pure irrationality.
it's a sad, but true fact, you can tell just how many of the true "patriots" there are. All those people who screamed "he's the president so you must respect him!" are now howling into the wind. At least we know who the true patriots are, the true people who care about america.
In the 8 years of bush rule, I never, not even once, advocated armed revolution against the united states. I care for my country too much for that.
It shows who the real patriots are, the people who ACTUALLY care for their country, and the people who only do so when it conveniences them. We can tell what kind of person NM is. And we don't call people who advocate armed revolution against the United States "patriots". Oh no, we have a whole other word for them all together.
We call them traitors.
Sarkhaan
09-12-2008, 04:31
Yes, I'm sure you just can't go on without your right to conspire to commit terrorist acts against the US, or your right to communicate with overseas terrorits without fear of discovery. You poor, poor, persecuted thing you . . . .
a) way to ignore the rest of my post. What, nothing to say about the fact that Bush did preside over more terrorist attacks than just 9/11? The fact that the Taliban does control significant parts of Afghanistan? the fact that he irresponsibly increased spending while decreasing taxation? Should we just pretend that those things didn't happen and that I didn't call you on them?
b) it is against those suspected of being a terrorist. Not terrorists.
Oh, and, particularly interesting with things like voicemail, where it circumvents the more strict laws about wiretaps. Oh, and roving wiretaps (this has stopped, but was part of the initial law).
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 04:32
You might have got thrown out of two redneck bars. That seems more likely.
He has gotten thrown out of redneck bars in two states. *nods*
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 04:32
II mean Jesus, if anything it's pathetic, but it's not an actual political view he represents. Not "the right" or conservatism (being as willing to abandon those principles, too, at the drop of a hat), or even Republicans, but raving, mindless insanity. To read New Mitanni's posts is to stare into the howling horror of pure irrationality.
In shorthand, it's like being John McCain at the Concession Speech.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:33
it's a sad, but true fact, you can tell just how many of the true "patriots" there are. All those people who screamed "he's the president so you must respect him!" are now howling into the wind. At least we know who the true patriots are, the true people who care about america.
In the 8 years of bush rule, I never, not even once, advocated armed revolution against the united states. I care for my country too much for that.
It shows who the real patriots are, the people who ACTUALLY care for their country, and the people who only do so when it conveniences them.
We can tell what kind of person NM is.
Youre just a slave to the dark lord. That bastard bought the election.
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 04:36
To read New Mitanni's posts is to stare into the howling horror of pure irrationality.
No no, those are my posts.
Reading NM's posts is staring into the howling, drooling horror of pure stupidity.
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 04:37
No no, those are my posts.
Reading NM's posts is staring into the howling, drooling horror of pure stupidity.
Which again, is like being John McCain at the Concession Speech.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:37
I wan New Mitanni to actually explain how it was patriotic to blindly follow George Bush, but its somehow different now that its not his team.
NM, everyone else can read this post, we'll know if you ignore it. Hell, if you answer it without dodging the question, people might actually respect you a bit. Wouldnt that be nice?
EDIT: Lets try not to flame him people. Its tempting, but lets not give him that satisfaction.
Sarkhaan
09-12-2008, 04:39
I wan New Mitanni to actually explain how it was patriotic to blindly follow George Bush, but its somehow different now that its not his team.
NM, everyone else can read this post, we'll know if you ignore it. Hell, if you answer it without dodging the question, people might actually respect you a bit. Wouldnt that be nice?
EDIT: Lets try not to flame him people. Its tempting, but lets not give him that satisfaction.
I'd be satisfied if he'd respond to more than one line of my two posts against him.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:40
I'd be satisfied if he'd respond to more than one line of my two posts against him.
We both know that wont happen. Hes defending a bankrupt ideology.
His type would rather see the world burn* then adimt they were wrong.
*In fact, sometimes they work towards it, because they think itd be Revelations.
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 04:41
I wan New Mitanni to actually explain how it was patriotic to blindly follow George Bush, but its somehow different now that its not his team.
NM, everyone else can read this post, we'll know if you ignore it. Hell, if you answer it without dodging the question, people might actually respect you a bit. Wouldnt that be nice?
EDIT: Lets try not to flame him people. Its tempting, but lets not give him that satisfaction.
I'm not flaming him. He might actually be very smart and only posting stupid shit on the internet for the lulz. We have no way of knowing.
Also, the petition we were trolling is now password protected. That counts as victory for me.
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 04:42
We both know that wont happen. Hes defending a bankrupt ideology.
His type would rather see the world burn* then adimt they were wrong.
*In fact, sometimes they work towards it, because they think itd be Revelations.
A lot of Christian Zionists tend to be Busheviks by default.
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:42
I'm not flaming him. He might actually be very smart and only posting stupid shit on the internet for the lulz. We have no way of knowing.
I know, no ones flamed him yet. Im just giving advice.
And, Im kind of telling myself not to. Because he makes me want to breathe fire.
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 04:44
I know, no ones flamed him yet. Im just giving advice.
And, Im kind of telling myself not to. Because he makes me want to breathe fire.
Like Abbath?
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:45
Like Abbath?
Exactly like Abbath *dons witch hat*
Knights of Liberty
09-12-2008, 04:52
I wan New Mitanni to actually explain how it was patriotic to blindly follow George Bush, but its somehow different now that its not his team.
NM, everyone else can read this post, we'll know if you ignore it. Hell, if you answer it without dodging the question, people might actually respect you a bit. Wouldnt that be nice?
No answer? Not even going to try?
I thought as much.
Dondolastan
09-12-2008, 05:03
Jesus Christ! I can't believe that this post got this far.
Are we sure New Mitanni is serious? And even this website could be just a hilarious troll joke.
Someone HAS to get the password and post it here, my troll instinct is going insane.
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 05:51
Jesus Christ! I can't believe that this post got this far.
Are we sure New Mitanni is serious? And even this website could be just a hilarious troll joke.
Someone HAS to get the password and post it here, my troll instinct is going insane.
I am stunned that it made it to 100 posts.
and it was new mitannis post that kept it going past 50.
all it will take now is one more pro-bush post to push it to 200.
Aggicificicerous
09-12-2008, 06:17
Jesus Christ! I can't believe that this post got this far.
Are we sure New Mitanni is serious? And even this website could be just a hilarious troll joke.
Someone HAS to get the password and post it here, my troll instinct is going insane.
What good is an internet petition if people can't actually sign it? Anyone what do you have to do to get that password? I know exactly what I'll sign it as.
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 06:49
Anyone what do you have to do to get that password? I know exactly what I'll sign it as.
maybe you need to be in Bush's cabinet.
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 06:59
Well, clearly somebody has it, cause I keep seeing joke signatures.
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 07:01
Well, clearly somebody has it, cause I keep seeing joke signatures.
yeah, but it wasnt until after the first 14 pages...
i think ruffy has it in rehab.
Cleireach
09-12-2008, 07:18
To the letter to gw .....lolololol! Your joking ....right! Hell no!...he sucks and he should be tried for treason and crimes against humanity like all the other dumbass dictators before him!
Cleireach
09-12-2008, 07:24
U must be one of those brain washed commie red republicans....because i cant think of one damnef thing hes done right in 8 years
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 07:26
:rolleyes:
The Alma Mater
09-12-2008, 07:32
U must be one of those brain washed commie red republicans....because i cant think of one damnef thing hes done right in 8 years
Well.. when he tried to piss on the flag of the USA, Bush did not miss.
Port Arcana
09-12-2008, 08:29
Lol, I love signature 1027, Military-Industrial Complex. XD
Forsakia
09-12-2008, 09:51
I can't see the signatures anymore:(
Callisdrun
09-12-2008, 14:55
I can't see the signatures anymore:(
So instead fill their inbox with spam! info@thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com
Minoriteeburg
09-12-2008, 17:36
So instead fill their inbox with spam! info@thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com
:eek:
Spammers, we have a job to do.
prepare spam assault on George W Bush!
:mp5:
Eatxmorexveggies
09-12-2008, 17:57
What do you expect? 20% = 1/5th of the country. Is it really hard to believe that out of 20% of the country that at least one (and seemingly more than that) is completely out of his mind to the extent that he would erect a world wide shrine (created with the most patriotic tripod website template available) honoring the Bush administration? Not really.
Xenophobialand
09-12-2008, 18:07
Well, he has been good for a few things; you don't see those Randroids talking about how government oppresses their superior ability to generate profit in an anarchical state, do you?
Of course, I think the benefit was a bit too dearly-bought, but let's leave it at the fact that there are silver linings to this very very big cloud.
Rejistania
09-12-2008, 22:22
This page reminded me of this song:
Sehr geehrter Mister Bush,
Dear Mr. Bush
ich kann nicht länger schweigen,
I can no longer be silent
ich muss Ihnen schreiben, jetzt in diesen schwierigen Zeiten,
I must write you, now in these difficult times,
denn ich muss Ihnen beweisen: Es gibt auch Alteuropäer
because I have to prove you: there are residents of `old Europe'
die noch solidarischer zu Ihnen halten als Tony Blair,
Who show even more solidarity to you than Tony Blair
die keine Show abziehen wie Michael Moore beim Oscarverleih,
Who do not create a scene like Micheal Moore during the Academy Award Ceremony
denen als Botschaft an Sie einfach nur ne Postkarte reicht.
who only need a postcard for their message to you
Denn ich will Ihnen nicht die Füße küssen wie Angela Merkel;
Because I do not want to kiss your feet like Angela Merkel
alles was ich will, ist Sie in Ihrem Handeln bestärken,
All I want is to encourage you in your actions
denn diesseits des Atlantiks halten Sie fast alle für krank
because on this side of the Atlantik, everyone thinks that you are sick
und unsre Völkerrechtler wollen Sie auf der Anklagebank.
and our experts on international law want to see you indicted
Doch die Wahrheit ist, und Sie Mr. Bush ham das erkannt,
but the truth is, and you, Mr. Bush realized this
woran’s uns Europäern offensichtlich mangelt ist Dank.
What we Europeans lack is gratitude
Denn die Politiker ham keinen Respekt mehr von Ihnen,
Because the politicians have no respect of you
die Presse und die Zeitungen schreiben nur schlecht über Sie,
the press and the newspapers write only bad things about you
alle lästern über Sie, aber damit ist jetzt Schluss, denn hier steh ich und sag es Ihnen: Danke Mr. Bush!
everyone talks badly about you, but no more, here I stand and tell you: Thanks Mr. Bush
You can fool some people sometimes,
but you can’t fool all the people all the time.
Danke Bush, dass Sie mit Ihrem Kreuzzug gegen das Böse kämpfen,
Thanks, Bush, that you fight a crusage against evil
denn obwohl ich vielleicht kein besonders religiöser Mensch bin
because even though I am not a very religious person,
weiß ich: Sollte es so was geben wie das Jüngste Gericht,
I know: If there is something like the Final Judgment
dann ham Sie viel getan für so nen armen Sünder wie mich,
you have done a lot for a poor sinner like me
denn dass ich endlich voll auf einer Linie bin mit dem Papst
because that I eventually side with the pope
verdank ich einzig und allein dem Kriegsbeginn im Irak.
is only because of the war in Iraq.
Danke Bush, denn ich hätt auch nie zu glauben gewagt,
Thanks Bush, because I never would have imagined
dass ich einer Meinung sein kann mit dem was Gauweiler sagt.
that I can agree to what Gauweiler says
Und ich bin nicht allein, Herr Bush, ganz Deutschland ist dankbar,
And not me alone, all of Germany has to thank you
denn wären Sie nicht so aggressiv hätten wir Stoiber als Kanzler,
because if you weren't as aggressive, we'd had Stoiber as chancellor now
und wenn’s ne Frage gibt in der sogar Herr Schröder konsequent bleibt
And if there is an issue, in which even Schröder remains unchanging,
ist das nur eins Ihrer vielen Verdienste an der Menschheit.
that's only one of your merits for humanity
Danke Mr. Bush, wir brauchen mehr Männer wie Sie,
Thank you Mr. Bush, we need more men like you
die sich noch aktiv engagieren für die Demokratie,
you actively promote democracy
Sie sind der Größte, Bush, niemand anderem kann es gelingen
you're the greatest, Bush, no one else can succeed in
so viele Menschen für den Frieden auf die Straße zu bringen.
bringing so many people onto the street demonstrating for peace
Danke Bush dafür dass man wie ich als feiger Pazifist
Thank you Bush, for the fact coward pacifists like me
mal wieder stolz sein kann dass man Kriegsdienstverweigerer ist,
can be proud again to be conscienceous objectors
und es ist Ihr Verdienst, dass sich Völker versöhnen mit Deutschland,
And you made peoples reconcile with Germany
keiner tut mehr als Sie für die deutsch-französische Freundschaft.
no one but you did more for the German-French friendship
Danke Bush, endlich bekommen wir hier ne Ahnung von dem
thanks bush, eventually, we get an idea of
wofür die Armyjacken und die Camouflagehosen stehn;
what the army-jackets and camouflage-trousers mean
und es tut gut, die Jugendlichen auf der Strasse zu sehn
And it feels great to see the youths on the street
und festzustellen, dass die nicht nur auf die Loveparade gehn.
and to discover that they do not only go to the loveparade (a famous German rave)
Danke Bush, weil es an niemand anders liegt als an Dir
Thank you Bush, because only you made
dass die sich plötzlich alle so für Politik interessieren.
them all get interested in politics
Danke Bush, denn jetzt wird endlich öffentlich diskutiert,
Thank you, Bush, because eventually it's a publically discussed topic
was sonst im Sicherheitsrat hinter den Kulissen passiert.
what goes on behind the closed doors of the security council
Jetzt wissen wir, dass es dort üblich ist sich Stimmen zu kaufen
Now we know that it's normal to buy votes there
und dass die Welt nicht mehr bereit ist Ihre Lügen zu glauben.
and that the world is no longer willing to believe your lies
Danke für die Show, Herr Bush, weil wir sonst selten dabei sind
Thanks for the show, Mr. Bush, because we normally can not see
wenn Rumsfeld auftritt mit vom CIA gefälschten Beweisen.
Rumsfeld emerging with evidence faked by the CIA
Danke Mr. Bush für ihre bestechende Logik,
thanks, Mr. Bush for your clear logic
mit der es heißt, der Irak sei so schrecklich bedrohlich
which states that the iraq is so horribly threatening
dass man ihn angreifen muss, was wiederum kein Problem ist,
that it needs to be attacked, which however is not a problem
weil er militärisch so schwach ist, dass man ihn leicht erledigt.
because it** is militarically so weak that it is easily defeated
Danke Bush, endlich wissen wir was los ist am Golf,
Thanks Bush, eventually we know what is happening in the gulf region
dass man dort jahrelang UN Resolutionen nicht befolgt.
that UN resolutions were ignored for years
Danke dass wir jetzt wissen, dass das schon reicht für nen Krieg
thanks, that we now know that suffices for a war
obwohl in Israel seit 30 Jahren das Gleiche geschieht.
Even though the same thing keeps happening in Israel since 30 years
Danke Bush, schließlich hätt’ es sonst ja keiner erfahren
Thanks Bush, otherwise no one would have realized
Wie offensichtlich da gemessen wird mit zweierlei Maß;
how overtly they are treated differently
und dort ham Sie auch sicherlich gelernt als cleverer Mensch
and there you surely learned, clever as you are
wie effektiv man mit Waffengewalt den Terror bekämpft.
how effectively one can fight terrorism with weapons
Danke Mr. Bush, Ihre Strategen sollten sich schämen
Thanks, Mr. Bush, your strategy advisers should be ashamed
bei soviel Dummheit von intelligenten Bomben zu reden,
to speak of intelligent bombs despite so much stupidity
auch wenn Sie tausendmal sagen, keine davon ging daneben,
and even if you repeat a thousand times that one missed its aim
es wird niemals so was wie intelligente Bomben geben,
there won't ever be something like intelligent bombs
danke Bush.
thanks bush
You can fool some people sometimes,
but you can’t fool all the people all the time.
Danke Bush sag nicht nur ich, weil auch Bin Laden gefällt,
Thanks Bush, are not only my words because even Bin Laden likes
wie Sie den Hass auf sich schüren in der arabischen Welt
how you make the Arabic world hate you
und Extremisten von Pakistan bis nach Saudi-Arabien
and extremists from Pakistan to Saudi Arabia
müssen Ihnen dankbar sein, auf einmal soviel Auftrieb zu haben.
can be thankful to you to have so much of a boost
Vielen Dank Herr Bush, denn Sie bringen Menschen den Krieg
Thank you, Mister Bush, because you bring the war to people
und da geht’s nicht um Macht und Öl sondern um Demokratie,
and it's not about power or oil but about democracy
und obwohl Gore behauptet von den Demokraten zu sein,
and even though Gore said he'd be of the democratic party
sind Sie es, der deshalb die Welt von nem Diktator befreit,
it was you, who ridded the world of a dictator
was als leuchtendes Beispiel für alle Länder gedacht ist,
which sets a shining example for all countries
damit man nirgends den Willen des Volkes noch länger missachtet.
so that nowhere the will of the people is disregarded anymore
Meinen Respekt Herr Bush, weil’s mutiger nun wirklich nicht geht,
[you've earned] my respect, Mr. Bush, because there's no way to become more courageous
denn Sie sind selbst nicht von der Mehrheit Ihrer Bürger gewählt,
because you, yourself were not elected by the majority of your people
f*ck you Bush!
You can fool some people sometimes,
but you can’t fool all the people all the time.
Yootopia
09-12-2008, 22:25
This page reminded me of this song:
Whiney songs get no more interesting just for not being in English.
Rejistania
09-12-2008, 22:47
Whiney songs get no more interesting just for not being in English.
Stay tuned, I am translating.
EDIT: finished. now how is THAT whiney?
Maineiacs
09-12-2008, 22:59
Remember New Mitanni encouraged Armed Secession from the Red States after Obama won.
Oh, God! Please find me the link. I need a good laugh!
Gauthier
09-12-2008, 23:05
Oh, God! Please find me the link. I need a good laugh!
Ask And Ye Shall Receive! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14170539&postcount=89)
Maineiacs
09-12-2008, 23:19
Ask And Ye Shall Receive! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14170539&postcount=89)
So, all this time NM has been Todd Palin?:eek2::eek:
Yootopia
10-12-2008, 01:18
Stay tuned, I am translating.
I could understand it in German.
EDIT: finished. now how is THAT whiney?
Can smell the sarcasm a mile off.
Gauntleted Fist
10-12-2008, 06:57
http://williamsinwinsted.com/pictures/hellyeah.png
I'm a bad, bad boy. :(
The Alma Mater
10-12-2008, 07:22
If we are going to post foreign anti-US presidential songs...
Meneer de president, welterusten
Slaap maar lekker in je mooie witte huis
Denk maar niet teveel aan al die verre kusten
Waar uw jongens zitten eenzaam ver van huis
Denk vooral niet aan die 46 doden
Die vergissing laatst met dat bombardement
En vergeet het vierde van die 10 geboden
Die u als goed Christen zeker kent
Denk maar niet aan al die jonge frontsoldaten
Eenzaam stervend in de verre tropennacht
Laat die bleke pacifistenkliek maar praten
Meneer de president, slaap zacht
Droom maar van de overwinning, en de zege
Droom maar van uw mooie vredesideaal
Dat nog nooit door bloedig moorden is verkregen
Droom maar dat het u wel lukken zal ditmaal
Kijk maar niet naar al die mensen die verrekken
Hoeveel vrouwen, hoeveel kind'ren zijn vermoord
Droom maar dat u aan het langste eind zult trekken
En geloof van al die tegenstand geen woord
Bajonetten met bloedige gevesten
Houden ver van hier op uw bevel de wacht
Voor de glorie en de eer van 't vrije westen
Meneer de president, slaap zacht
Schrik maar niet te erg, wanneer u in uw dromen
Al die schuldeloze slachtoffers ziet staan
Die daarginds bij het gevecht zijn omgekomen
En uw vragen hoelang dit nog zo moet gaan
En u zult toch ook zo langzaamaan wel weten
Dat er mensen zijn die ziek zijn van 't geweld
Die het bloed en de ellende niet vergeten
En voor wie nog steeds een mensenleven telt
Droom maar niet teveel van al die dooie mensen
Droom maar fijn van overwinning en van macht
Denk maar niet aan al die vredeswensen
Meneer de president, slaap zacht!
A rather poor translation with the song actually playing:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RgUcRU3kUWc
Of course, this was not aimed at Bush originally, but hey.
It fits: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HEmNne9t50w
Gauthier
10-12-2008, 07:26
Well, he has been good for a few things; you don't see those Randroids talking about how government oppresses their superior ability to generate profit in an anarchical state, do you?
I thought they were busy masturbating to Bioshock.
New Genoa
10-12-2008, 07:53
I thought they were busy masturbating to Bioshock.
Of course, the Randian society is Bioshock was a dystopia rather than a utopia. :)
Of course, the Randian society is Bioshock was a dystopia rather than a utopia. :)
And it's just a bloody good game.
Rotovia-
10-12-2008, 08:02
Thank you, President Bush, for lowering the bar so far that Boris Yeltsin could be elected, were he a Democrat
Stoklomolvi
10-12-2008, 08:15
Someone needs to sign as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...
Rotovia-
10-12-2008, 08:22
Someone needs to sign as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...
Looks like someone already did
Minoriteeburg
10-12-2008, 18:22
http://williamsinwinsted.com/pictures/hellyeah.png
I'm a bad, bad boy. :(
LOL!
thats a great pic
Oh man, according to the site right now, there are over 1,200 signatures! That's got to be over half of the population that has internet access! This guy is way more popular than I had originally thought.
Maineiacs
10-12-2008, 22:09
If you need an email address in lieu of your own, here's a good list (http://www.surrogacy.com/legals/senators.html) to pick from. Note that a few of them aren't active any more, so use your judgment.
I thank you for this list, and so does Our Beloved Senator Susan (habeas corpus? what habeas corpus?) Collins.
Could I get in legal trouble if I actually used her e-mail address?
Dondolastan
11-12-2008, 21:41
Strom Thurmond is still on thier email list. He is NOT the senator of South Carolina any more. He's been dead since 2003. lol :0
Our new senator, Lindsey Graham, is just as bad though.
CthulhuFhtagn
11-12-2008, 22:29
A lot of the signatures have been purged.
We call them traitors.
Since I was a person who also advocated to "respect the President" and am now saying "Give Obama a chance before critisising him"...
I would call them Terrorists. :D
Wait, I checked signatures, and it says only 1,115 are there. Hmmmm...
Nevermind, CthulhuFhtagn beat me to it.