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What should the Bush Presidential Library be like? Lots of pop-up and coloring books? A video arcade in the basement? A display case holding relics like Dick Cheney's original human heart and the brain implant Karl Rove used to control W. during the 2004 presidential debates?

Should there even be a library, or would a sports bar be more his speed?

It should definitely have a copy of The Pet Goat

I can answer for sure that See Spot Run would be on there, as well as a copy of Leading the Free World: For Dummies.

I think Smartie's Knock Knock Jokes would go well.

Or Orion.

It should definitely have a copy of The Pet Goat

You beat me to it, but that was the first thing I thought as well

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. *nod*

It should definitely have a copy of The Pet Goat

I had to look it up. Oddly enough, I never knew the name of the infamous 9/11 children's book until now.

The only thing that assures me that the man could read at all is that he was a Nacional Guard pilot or something.

i think a film of the hanging of saddam

or a copy of economics for dummies

There should be nothing at all in there, except the man himself, hanged. Cheap, and would still attract a hell of a lot of visitors.

There should be nothing at all in there, except the man himself, hanged. Cheap, and would still attract a hell of a lot of visitors.

your my hero :p

The only thing that assures me that the man could read at all is that he was a Nacional Guard pilot or something.
Oh, the irony. I just got my livery back from the dry cleaners, and you've already ruined it, you bastard.

a book of how to kill a million and how to keep no billion

Oh, the irony. I just got my livery back from the dry cleaners, and you've already ruined it, you bastard.Your fault for wearing livery in the first place.

Your fault for wearing livery in the first place.
There are a lot of things that are my fault, I don't see why that means I can't blame them on other people.

It should definitely have a copy of The Pet Goat

This is true, but isn't it My Pet Goat?

This is true, but isn't it My Pet Goat?

Nope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pet_Goat

I believe a map of the world, so the soon-to-be-no-longer-prez, when (and if) he becomes an Elder Statesman, he will know were the heck he is going. then again, we all misunderestimate him.

What should the Bush Presidential Library be like?

what would it be like?

Vandalized and Devoid of visitors.

what would it be like?

Vandalized and Devoid of visitors.

and nothing inside but bush's old playboy stash from college.

The United States Constitution. It can be in the fiction section.

The United States Constitution. It can be in the fiction section.

and also in the restrooms to be used as toilet paper.


or was that roe v. wade?

what would it be like?

Vandalized and Devoid of visitors.

This, though "Burned to the ground."

Notably Larger Sections:

Sports Stuff
Iraq War: The Early Years
Things Bush Did That His Father Didn't (Like Kill Saddam)
Things On 9-11

Notably Smaller Sections:

Classic Literature
Iraq War: The Later Years
Things Relating to Bush's Father That Aren't Comparative
Things On Afghanistan

The arcade could include fun carnival games like "Water-Board the Terrorist."

The arcade could include fun carnival games like "Water-Board the Terrorist."

and

Duck Hunt: Dick Cheney Edition.

and in the film section of the library you will see a large poster of...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/97695.jpg

Didn't he 'read' The Stranger?

I have a shed he can use.

I have a shed he can use.But wouldn't that make you The Black No-Sheds Forrest?

Didn't he 'read' The Stranger?Just like everbody 'reads' Ulysses.

what would it be like?

Vandalized and Devoid of visitors.
I can't see any library making note of him in a good way as being anything OTHER than vandalism, frankly.

This kinda reminds me of this ....
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "George W. Bush's litany of accomplishments, the unexpurgated version?"

Seriously, to be a true reflection of the guy, it'll be a leaflet. Same as his attention span and sincerity.
I'm the master of low expectations.

It'll be a blackened, withered heath standing out like a cancer in the middle of Southern Methodist University. Just like when the comet dropped in on the farm in Lovecraft's The Colour Out of Space.

It'll be a blackened, withered heath standing out like a cancer in the middle of Southern Methodist University. Just like when the comet dropped in on the farm in Lovecraft's The Colour Out of Space.Very, very, very nice. *mega-BOW*