NationStates Jolt Archive


Signatures

The Alma Mater
07-12-2008, 10:40
We discussed avatars multiple times... but our signatures have received very little attention lately.

So - where did you get yours ? Why did you add it to every post ? And do you change it often ?

Mine is from the song "Kill a kitten" (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfb9XgYlk4) by Stephen Lynch. Because I like it ;)
Ryadn
07-12-2008, 10:43
Mine are both from posters, and they make me lol. I've found it's better to stick to quotes from other Generalites, because something has to be really good to compel me to change my sig, whereas if I put quotes from anywhere in it, I'd change it every hour.

I have a strong desire to quote The West Wing in it, but I resist, because it just gets out of hand.
Cannot think of a name
07-12-2008, 10:58
The Burroughs quote was something I had been living by even before I read it.

The thing my nephew said just cracked me up.

The other one rotates whenever the mood hits, which is rare.

The last bit will have to go because someone thought it'd be a good idea to remake the movie with ^*%&*#($ Keanu Reeves. Lame. Even lamer, I'll probably see it.
The Brevious
07-12-2008, 11:04
The Burroughs quote was something I had been living by even before I read it.

The thing my nephew said just cracked me up.

The other one rotates whenever the mood hits, which is rare.

The last bit will have to go because someone thought it'd be a good idea to remake the movie with ^*%&*#($ Keanu Reeves. Lame. Even lamer, I'll probably see it.One of your quotes is from a movie. I saw it on a cubicle wall, in a movie.
Quintessence of Dust
07-12-2008, 11:13
The last line of CTOAN's signature was the first line of one of my essays as an undergrad (it was about Cold War culture).

As for my signature, the first bit is for - yes, shut up - the WA forum, a set of handy links.

The Goethe thing was my German teacher's maxim, and it's my favourite phrase.

The Ingersoll thingummy is a new addition, seeing as I've only recently discovered how much this guy rocks. If it wouldn't breach every known code of netiquette, I'd instead use his entire eulogy for Whitman.

The stars are pretty.
The Brevious
07-12-2008, 11:18
Oh yeah ....
my sig's pretty self explanatory.
I may just have to put that little ditty down about "SIGS ARE LIMITED TO EIGHT LINES!" for the obvious reason. :(
The Brevious
07-12-2008, 11:20
The last line of CTOAN's signature was the first line of one of my essays as an undergrad (it was about Cold War culture).
My sig option appears to be disabled - i was only going on memory about the Gort Klaatu thing, which, seriously, i saw on a cubicle wall in a movie. Perhaps one CToaN was working on! :)
Which one is that?
SaintB
07-12-2008, 11:21
Like my MSN name, it changes on a whim.
New Illuve
07-12-2008, 11:25
My signature is part of my morning prayers, and one that I usually say a few times a day when I'm getting stressed or feel the need to control. As it starts with "God...." I changed it to reflect my personal faith.
Cannot think of a name
07-12-2008, 11:38
My sig option appears to be disabled - i was only going on memory about the Gort Klaatu thing, which, seriously, i saw on a cubicle wall in a movie. Perhaps one CToaN was working on! :)
Which one is that?
If it was a movie I worked on you probably didn't see it...grumble...I could have worked on Milk, but nooooo...the offices were only down the street from my house...

Klaatu is the alien sent here to tell humans to cool it or we'd be wiped out. Gort was the giant killer robot sent to make sure we didn't kill Klaatu before he got around to the message. Gort, Klaatu barada nikto was the 'shut down' code for Gort when he goes all apeshit if Klaatu dies.

There, I ruined the movie for you. No one go see the remake.
The Brevious
07-12-2008, 11:42
If it was a movie I worked on you probably didn't see it...grumble...I could have worked on Milk, but nooooo...the offices were only down the street from my house...

Klaatu is the alien sent here to tell humans to cool it or we'd be wiped out. Gort was the giant killer robot sent to make sure we didn't kill Klaatu before he got around to the message. Gort, Klaatu barada nikto was the 'shut down' code for Gort when he goes all apeshit if Klaatu dies.

There, I ruined the movie for you. No one go see the remake.Dammit, that's right!
It was quoted on the wall of a cubicle in some other movie. I've never seen the original "The Day The Earth Stood Still".
I have, paradoxically, watched Plan 9 From Outer Space, however.
Callisdrun
07-12-2008, 11:42
I think mine is fairly self explanatory.
SaintB
07-12-2008, 11:44
I think mine is fairly self explanatory.

Not at all, explain!
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2008, 12:06
My signature is like a Surgeon General's warning. *nod*
Rambhutan
07-12-2008, 12:20
It's a secret message to the person who can break the code.
Dumb Ideologies
07-12-2008, 12:21
Mine tends to be random quotes or things I've thought up when a little inebriated...bits change quite regularly. There is no rhyme or reason to it, in truth.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
07-12-2008, 12:58
My signature is always a song quote of some sort or other. The current one is from "Bad Habit" by The Dresden Dolls. Previously it was "Descending" by Lamb of God, and before that (I think) "Brutal Planet" by Alice Cooper.
I'm thinking about changing my signature, because the current quote is too bright and sparkly for my tastes. I just need to hear something a bit more nihilistic.
Laerod
07-12-2008, 13:13
We discussed avatars multiple times... but our signatures have received very little attention lately.

So - where did you get yours ? Why did you add it to every post ? And do you change it often ?I have none, so I never add it to any of my posts, and it never changes. Also, sigs receive very little of my attention because I have them turned off =D
Orbath
07-12-2008, 13:19
My signature currently contains a political compass and a quote I came up with after many people asking,

''Why would you want to join the army and die?''
South Lorenya
07-12-2008, 13:36
I generally use the handle DragonAtma, but NSG insists that you use your nation name, soooo.....
Lapse
07-12-2008, 14:24
MY formatting remains the same, but the quote changes.

I only realised yesterday when I formatted, that the default font of part of my signature was not a standard font thingo. Now I have to go and find something equally up to the task.

EDIT: looked at it again.. could be because I hadn't installed MS office yet. For you people out there, does "The SSA: Please leave your Sanity at the door" lok to be in the same font as This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/logo.gif)?
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 14:33
MY formatting remains the same, but the quote changes.

I only realised yesterday when I formatted, that the default font of part of my signature was not a standard font thingo. Now I have to go and find something equally up to the task.

EDIT: looked at it again.. could be because I hadn't installed MS office yet. For you people out there, does "The SSA: Please leave your Sanity at the door" lok to be in the same font as This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/logo.gif)?

No dude, I remember that it used to look like that awhile ago but not anymore.
Lapse
07-12-2008, 14:38
Damn?

which office have you got installed? It seems that it comes with 07, but not 03 or XP.

ohwell, for all you weaklings out there without the right software, you now have the link for what it is meant to look like :)
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 15:20
Damn?

which office have you got installed? It seems that it comes with 07, but not 03 or XP.

ohwell, for all you weaklings out there without the right software, you now have the link for what it is meant to look like :)

Reckon I have XP mate.

Now is "07" Windows7? Or something else.
Lapse
07-12-2008, 15:26
Office 07, Office 03 or Office XP. sorry.
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 15:29
Office 07, Office 03 or Office XP. sorry.

Nah that's alright mate, umm yeah I reckon I have Office XP.
No Names Left Damn It
07-12-2008, 15:33
For you people out there, does "The SSA: Please leave your Sanity at the door" lok to be in the same font as This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/logo.gif)?

Yes.
Call to power
07-12-2008, 15:36
first part is something I read in one of those spam emails your mom sends but I figure it goes well with the forum :wink:

second part is a song by freezepop which I think will produce many smug looks
Ifreann
07-12-2008, 15:45
Mine is just a big, sexy link to my forum. But don't click it. You're not cool enough. Also, I have one quote that amuses me and 2 that I like. I used to have waaaay more, but now tinyurls are banned in sigs inexplicably.

My signature is like a Surgeon General's warning. *nod*

I've heard that the surgeon general's warning on packs of cigarettes actually make people want to smoke, since they've come to associate those things with smoking. I'm not sure how this related to you and your sig.
Jello Biafra
07-12-2008, 15:58
I have a line related to the UDCP and the NationStatesGeneral Parliament.
I have links to two websites and three other forums, all posted on primarily by NSGers.
And a quote, which changes when something strikes me as funny.
Yes, I must use a quote box. (Usually.)
One-O-One
07-12-2008, 16:01
Like my MSN name, it changes on a whim.

Co-incident? The quote "Reality has a well-known liberal bias." is my MSN name.:D
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 16:03
Mine is just a big, sexy link to my forum. But don't click it. You're not cool enough. Also, I have one quote that amuses me and 2 that I like. I used to have waaaay more, but now tinyurls are banned in sigs inexplicably.

To late I already have.
Western Mercenary Unio
07-12-2008, 16:03
My signature consists of quotes, my Gamertag and my declaration of nerd pride.
Jello Biafra
07-12-2008, 16:07
To late I already have.I see you, Guest.
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 16:08
My sgnature consists of quotes, my Gamertag and my declaration of nerd pride.

You forgot about your Xbox name.
SaintB
07-12-2008, 16:10
Co-incident? The quote "Reality has a well-known liberal bias." is my MSN name.:D

Perhaps? I did borrow it from DI, who I think is one of the funniest people here on NSG net to me an LG.
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 16:10
I see you, Guest.

My hidden identity gone.
Western Mercenary Unio
07-12-2008, 16:13
You forgot about your Xbox name.

See where it says ''Gamertag''?
Blouman Empire
07-12-2008, 16:45
See where it says ''Gamertag''?

No :$ oops :)
Bokkiwokki
07-12-2008, 16:55
I have none, so I never add it to any of my posts, and it never changes. Also, sigs receive very little of my attention because I have them turned off =D

About the only sensible thing posted in this thread so far. ;)
Turaan
07-12-2008, 17:08
My sig is Helvetian Gaulish for "Oh, dulcet blossom of the living world! Oh, my fatherland, oh, my Helvetia!"
UNIverseVERSE
07-12-2008, 17:52
My signature is always a song quote of some sort or other. The current one is from "Bad Habit" by The Dresden Dolls. Previously it was "Descending" by Lamb of God, and before that (I think) "Brutal Planet" by Alice Cooper.
I'm thinking about changing my signature, because the current quote is too bright and sparkly for my tastes. I just need to hear something a bit more nihilistic.

I've considered using Dolls songs before, but never thought of something snappy and short enough. How about Jason Webley?


We've all begun to die, and don't know what to do.
Since it hurts to pray to God, when God is dying too.
Takes strength to laugh, when you start to drown.
And we dance while the sky crashes down.


or


and like that I'm up and flying
with the labyrinth behind me
but I go too high
the sun is melting through the wax
it burns it hurts I tumble to the earth
and as I fall I feel myself relax.


Present themselves as possibilities. (From "Dance while the sky crashes down" and "Icarus", respectively)

Edit: And just to brag, she did Bad Habit when I saw her live. Really awesome.
JuNii
07-12-2008, 18:08
mine are just random quotes that interest me.
Minoriteeburg
07-12-2008, 18:18
mine is praise for my work here on NSG over the years.


(i am most proud of both my sig and my avatar)
Nadkor
07-12-2008, 18:20
Mine's just a bunch of stuff in colours I decided I liked.
Chumblywumbly
07-12-2008, 18:26
Google it, bitches.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-12-2008, 18:30
Mine's a quote from Hamilay (who left a while ago now) that I think describes the NSG experience (mine, at least) most excellently.
I change my sig very rarely.
Poliwanacraca
07-12-2008, 18:30
If it was a movie I worked on you probably didn't see it...grumble...I could have worked on Milk, but nooooo...the offices were only down the street from my house...

Klaatu is the alien sent here to tell humans to cool it or we'd be wiped out. Gort was the giant killer robot sent to make sure we didn't kill Klaatu before he got around to the message. Gort, Klaatu barada nikto was the 'shut down' code for Gort when he goes all apeshit if Klaatu dies.

There, I ruined the movie for you. No one go see the remake.

If you want to ruin it properly, imagine that "Klaatu barada nikto" actually means "Come here, you sexy hunk of metal." It makes that scene ever so much more amusing. :p
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2008, 18:32
Google it, bitches.

I don't need to, you Duniverser.

"Long live the fighters" or something, right? Fremen saying.

Mine consists of simple truths that I have discovered form both my life and history. The first is a scientific law regarding the nature of screw ups, especially by those in authority.

The second is a mantra to live by whenever the Vegans accuse me of being a monster. Lions, wolves, sharks, eagles, and most other cool animals are either carnivorous or omnivorous, so why can't I be like them.

The last part shows what happens to me a lot. I'm clearly going to come out ahead, but some people just won't let up.
Chumblywumbly
07-12-2008, 18:35
I don't need to, you Duniverser.

"Long live the fighters" or something, right? Fremen saying.
Extra rations, that man.

Always thought of it as a wonderful (fictional) saying, especially as the 'fighters' are not necessarily violent fighters, but those who struggle against injustice/for a cause. Probably the only advice of religious fundementalists I'll ever take to heart...
JuNii
07-12-2008, 18:39
If it was a movie I worked on you probably didn't see it...grumble...I could have worked on Milk, but nooooo...the offices were only down the street from my house...

Klaatu is the alien sent here to tell humans to cool it or we'd be wiped out. Gort was the giant killer robot sent to make sure we didn't kill Klaatu before he got around to the message. Gort, Klaatu barada nikto was the 'shut down' code for Gort when he goes all apeshit if Klaatu dies.

There, I ruined the movie for you. No one go see the remake.

I knew that. and trust me. I wasn't planning on seeing the remake until after it hits the DVD shelves. ;)

Oh and "Klaatu barada nikto" was the magical phrase needed to be uttered to safely retreive the Necronomicon. :tongue:
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2008, 18:51
Klaatu Barada Nikto is that general all-purpose phrase that can be used for anything.

Properly implemented, I'm sure that you could find another use for it that has yet to be documented.
Minoriteeburg
07-12-2008, 18:54
Klaatu Barada Nikto is that general all-purpose phrase that can be used for anything.

Properly implemented, I'm sure that you could find another use for it that has yet to be documented.


I start chanting it when i am on the toilet while constipated, it always ends with positive results.
JuNii
07-12-2008, 18:55
Klaatu Barada Nikto is that general all-purpose phrase that can be used for anything.

Properly implemented, I'm sure that you could find another use for it that has yet to be documented.

Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_barada_nikto) to the rescue
JuNii
07-12-2008, 18:56
I start chanting it when i am on the toilet while constipated, it always ends with positive results.

>.>

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You too?