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Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

i would be a sad panda!

how the hell have you been...long time no see!

I would pour some OE on the ground for my departed homie.

I'd laugh. And I'd visit you. And laugh.

And bring you delicious pizza and breadsticks.

i would be a sad panda!

How the hell have you been...long time no see!

my love! Where have you been? Ohmygodneverleavemeagain!!

I would pour some OE on the ground for my departed homie.


chugging a blue bull right now for my homie

You don't go to rehab Ruffy, you go "on vacation to Aspen" and then you come back clean and sober. You only go to rehab the second time.

my love! Where have you been? Ohmygodneverleavemeagain!!

whole lotta crazy shit, got high, got drunk, got married while drunk, got my wife pregnant.......

fuckin jager i tell ya!

Please let me know if Gary Busey is that crazy IRL.

i wouldnt be surprised but i dont expect it to happen.

I would be sad, because without the drugs you wouldn't be the Ruffy we've all come to know and love.
Then I would be happy, because I'd remember that I don't actually love you, and just about any change in your personality would be a blessed improvement.
Then I'd be angry, because I'm not getting enough sleep and am starting to experience severe mood swings.

which drug would you be in rehab for?

Steal the beer!

*steals ruffys beer*

... Actually, if Ruffy were in rehab, I would tell him to steal the beer, but this would work as well.

I would have trouble finding/reaching his abode, however...

... Actually, if Ruffy were in rehab, I would tell him to steal the beer, but this would work as well.


steal a couple straight jackets as well...im sure we could find use for them.

Mwahahaha.

Speaking of beer, I have a photoshoot with the man that owns Yuengling tomorrow morning! *dreams of kegs*

whole lotta crazy shit, got high, got drunk, got married while drunk, got my wife pregnant.......

fuckin jager i tell ya!

Asplain naow, you will.

Asplain naow, you will.

i thought I just did.

Mwahahaha.

Speaking of beer, I have a photoshoot with the man that owns Yuengling tomorrow morning! *dreams of kegs*

*dreams of myself stealing those kegs*

Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

Well... I go to regular therapy sessions so you going to rehab does not surprise me.

I'd say it might not be the worst idea. But I'd be shocked if it was self-initiated.

Of course, most rehabs aren't...

i thought I just did.

Anecdotes, yo.

At least you'll get to see your mother more often.

Anecdotes, yo.

word.

They tried to make him go to rehab
But he said "NO, NO, NO!"
--Ruffy Winehouse

now that i look at that poll again i should have voted for HN being dr drew.

SO how was rehab?

I'd tell you to stop being a quitter. Quitters never win and winners never quit.

I bet you could make some serious cash sellin drugs or liquor in rehab.


i found out the other day that a porn mag goes for .50 a page in prison. just imagine the markup you could put on an airplane bottle of jack daniels...

Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

Drink your beer, smoke your pot.

Drink your beer, smoke your pot.

you would be fighting me for that beer.

you would be fighting me for that beer.

*pulls the age and gender card* Respect your elders, whippersnapper, the beer is mine.

*pulls the age and gender card* Respect your elders, whippersnapper, the beer is mine.

can i at least get ruffys yuengling stash?

can i at least get ruffys yuengling stash?

Since you asked nicely, ok.

Since you asked nicely, ok.

Sweet.

I don't know what I would do if I ran out of Yuengling in my fridge.

They tried to make him go to rehab
But he said "NO, NO, NO!"
--Ruffy Winehouse

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Shrug

They tried to make him go to rehab
But he said "NO, NO, NO!"
--Ruffy Winehouse
Hehe, that's funny!

Drink your beer, smoke your pot.

God damnit, how many fucking times do I have to tell you guys that I AM NOT TO BE SMOKED.

God damnit, how many fucking times do I have to tell you guys that I AM NOT TO BE SMOKED.

how about snorted?

God damnit, how many fucking times do I have to tell you guys that I AM NOT TO BE SMOKED.

I didn't know you were Ruffy's...

God damnit, how many fucking times do I have to tell you guys that I AM NOT TO BE SMOKED.

Smoked, but not cured?

not knowing anything more about anyone i know only from online, and even that not so well, then i do from their online presence, why would i be surprised by anything in their off line mundane lives?

what would i do? send good will hugs and get better wishes of course. what else?

I hope they put him in the rehab of the rehab.

If he goes after marrying some model, but before divorcing her/being divorced by her, I'll win 50 bucks.

If he goes after marrying some model, but before divorcing her/being divorced by her, I'll win 50 bucks.
And what do you win if he dies cold, naked and alone? Aside from the deep sense personal satisfaction, of course.

And what do you win if he dies cold, naked and alone? Aside from the deep sense personal satisfaction, of course.

Nothing, I bet on ODing in rehab.

I'd say it might not be the worst idea. But I'd be shocked if it was self-initiated.
What she said.

Positively surprised, maybe.

Who's Ruffy? A kind of Amy Winehouse?

Who's Ruffy?

The OP. He's kind of a big deal.

The OP. He's kind of a big deal.

I'm sorry. Never heard about him.

I'd send him some carefully disguised penis enlargement pills and see what happens in the news

I'm sorry. Never heard about him.

I think he was in wham! or something :confused:

I'm sorry. Never heard about him.
Consider yourself very lucky. The less exposure to Ruffy, the better.

I'm sorry. Never heard about him.

You're new here! Welcome! :fluffle:

whole lotta crazy shit, got high, got drunk, got married while drunk, got my wife pregnant.......

fuckin jager i tell ya!

Dude! You missed her eye?! :eek2:

They tried to make him go to rehab
But he said "NO, NO, NO!"
--Ruffy Winehouse

Eeew, you got the thread all nasty and dirty! :mad:

Eeew, you got the thread all nasty and dirty! :mad:

I happen to like her, she has actual talent. Not to mention she could probably drink me under the table. Ruffy should consider it a compliment. :hail:

I'm sorry. Never heard about him.

in time i am sure you will know who he is......especially when he starts watching you while you sleep.

Dude! You missed her eye?! :eek2:

I was way off. :D

Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

I would collect money from everyone I bet with about it.

Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

make sure you have an internet connection whatever it took

make sure you have an internet connection whatever it took

im sure he will. he is sneaky like that.

What do I get while you're in rehab, Ruffles?

Bust him out, of course!

Bust him out, of course!

sounds like you're on to something there.....

I can't see you as having left rehab in the first place, really. You're only on NSG here when the guards aren't payin' attention.

Let's say Ruffy went to rehab, what would you do?

I would cry and hope baby Jesus does not eat a butterfly; I would then claim that it was conspiracy by Jews to ruin your political career.

How in hell have you been Ruffy?!?! We miss your near-trolling sarcasm and thoughts on coffee, smoking, photography, haiku, and whatever you are having that could put you in rehab.

The only thing that would happen is that rehab would have to go to rehab.

I'm sorry. Never heard about him.

C'mon, even I know who Ruffy is. But nobody knows who I am! :)
*goes back to observing*

We miss your near-trolling sarcasm and thoughts on coffee, smoking, photography, haiku, and whatever you are having that could put you in rehab.

seconded.

I would certainly be sad, and I would cry. But then he could bring some awesome rehab meds. :D