Science proves that god is real
Hairless Kitten
03-12-2008, 14:27
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?
Did he create the Bablefish?
Risottia
03-12-2008, 14:41
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?
Luckily I have no god, so it wouldn't shake my own ideas.
Also, I wouldn't adore even the christian god if I thought he existed... Imagine the thing about a pedophile god who likes making people suffer.
Though the idea of him listening rock and roll naked makes him nicer, I must admit.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-12-2008, 14:42
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?
Nope, I wouldn't. I'm not religious.
HC Eredivisie
03-12-2008, 14:45
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?Seems like a standard NSG'er to me.
greed and death
03-12-2008, 14:45
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?
the world unites for War upon god woohooo.
Heikoku 2
03-12-2008, 14:46
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?
Nope. I would depose it/him/her and take over. If one wants to be a god, he or she has to earn it.
Hairless Kitten
03-12-2008, 14:50
Did he create the Bablefish?
No, but he did create Babelfish.
FreedomEverlasting
03-12-2008, 14:51
Assume they really did, but…
…it’s not looking like your god. No, this god is a pedophile creature, taking drugs and listening to rock and roll music –naked- all the time. He created humans just for his own entertainment and he likes disasters, wars and all kind of evil.
Would you drop your religion and adore this unquestionable scientific proven god?
Pedophilia, drug taking, rock and roll, and nakedness? You have to do better than that to match the evilness of God according to the old testament. And if you think that's bad wait til you see the Greek Gods.
If people can accept those kind of religion with no proof, I am sure people can accept this one with proof.
As for me, I would have my doubts in the legitimacy of how the scientist even come to this conclusion.
No, but he did create Babelfish.
Close enough, I'm in. People worship worse deitys.
Katganistan
03-12-2008, 14:58
I'm sorry, did you craft this just for the flamebait?
You couldn't stick with alien, ugly, incomprehensible, evil -- you had to make it a pedophile??
What would God need with pedophilia?
What would God need with a starship, for that matter?
Rephrase it, if you want to restart the discussion, in a way that's not meant to bait people. Link to this post in your OP so people see it's ok to repost the discussion.