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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3541806/Mens-magazine-loses-130000-inflatable-breasts.html

For a moment, I thought I was reading the Daily Mail. And no, I'm not making this up.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know. We want our boobs back."

Um. Yeah. What is Ralph magazine, anyway? And what kind of guy reads it?

I find it strange that a magazine would be handing out large numbers of disembodied fake boobs.

Missing Boobs can be valuable.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00220/F_200512_december09_220627a.jpg

I've got a few Ralphs lying around somewhere.. It's a pretty popular magazine in Aussie/NZ.

Pirates? Boob pirates?
o.0

Huh. That's pretty weird. I mean, I've heard about containers being lost at sea and their contents being washed ashore all over the world years after they went overboard. But the container just being empty sounds more like someone really wanted 130,000 rubber boobies.

Anyway, I still like the story of the rubber ducks much better! "Ducks' odyssey nears end" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3060579.stm)

Huh. That's pretty weird. I mean, I've heard about containers being lost at sea and their contents being washed ashore all over the world years after they went overboard. But the container just being empty sounds more like someone really wanted 130,000 rubber boobies.

Anyway, I still like the story of the rubber ducks much better! "Ducks' odyssey nears end" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3060579.stm)

Fuck. Proof of how awesome rubber ducks are.

Fuck. Proof of how awesome rubber ducks are.
So true!

"Rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you..."

So true!

"Rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you..."

It's just not a real bath without that bit of yellow bobbing around. :fluffle:

I think it's probably a publicity stunt. They will somehow aqcuire enough boobs for the February issue now, and because people know that rubber boobs will come with it, they'll sell more!

Hell, I want a pair...

pirates? Boob pirates?
O.0

yarrrrr, give me all ye boobies.

yarrrrr, give me all ye boobies.

Booby Booty! :eek:

Booby Booty! :eek:

What more could a pirate ask for?! :)

What more could a pirate ask for?! :)

Gold Deblooms!

Or Pie...

What more could a pirate ask for?! :)

ummm...a bountiful Chest of treasures...yar, yar

a bountiful Chest of treasures

Boobs....

What more could a pirate ask for?! :)

Super powers

obviously someone wanted them to do a mass re-enactment of that episode of Blackadder III with the gold boobs and the amusing shaped turnip. they should be looking for missing containers of turnips, too *nods*

Um. Yeah. What is Ralph magazine, anyway? And what kind of guy reads it?

A guy with a libido.

UK men's mags are so much better, though.

Um. Yeah. What is Ralph magazine, anyway? And what kind of guy reads it?

It's like Maxim.

Maybe its for the breast...I mean best. After all, you'd have to be a bit of a tit to read magazines like this,so maybe they don't deserve free gifts. What is missed out in the story though is the death of the thieves...these sorts of containers are generally booby-trapped.

Maybe its for the breast...I mean best. After all, you'd have to be a bit of a tit to read magazines like this,so maybe they don't deserve free gifts. What is missed out in the story though is the death of the thieves...these sorts of containers are generally booby-trapped.

The laughter, it burns...

The laughter, it burns...

And the bad puns also burn.

And the bad puns also burn.

Really? Can they be used as a viable heat source? Because you know, it is a tit bit nipply outside this time of year.

The evil pirates of Somalia are now wearing breasts like berets.

A guy with a libido.

UK men's mags are so much better, though.

Well yes FHM is better than Ralph even if Ralph is the Australian equliavent.

Really? Can they be used as a viable heat source? Because you know, it is a tit bit nipply outside this time of year.

Oh god! It hurts! The bad pun! Must..activate...anti-bad pun system!

Oh god! It hurts! The bad pun! Must..activate...anti-bad pun system!

knockers here.]

Those breasts will be given to the public at the new coming Super Bowl.

Those breasts will be given to the public at the new coming Super Bowl.

Get INTERPOL involved.. they'll give this case a wide open bust... I mean bust this case wide open.

Get INTERPOL involved.. they'll give this case a wide open bust... I mean bust this case wide open.

The puns... the laughter... omg!:D

Get INTERPOL involved.. they'll give this case a wide open bust... I mean bust this case wide open.

Enough with the bad jokes already!

Enough with the bad jokes already!

But you keep coming back to read them...

But you keep coming back to read them...

Yeah..so?

Yeah..so?

Pidätkö niistä, myönnän sen!

Yeah..so?

So uhm... BOOBS!

They need to put out an international TV appeal for information. That sort of campaign often jugs people's mammaries

Bin Laden says:

"Give me 1$ and I release the boobs all over you"

They need to put out an international TV appeal for information. That sort of campaign often jugs people's mammaries

Boob boob tsshh

Boob boob tsshh

Boob Boob Beeb BooB!

hugh hefner says:

"My Viagra was out of stock and my 23 girlfriends had their period of the month all together, so I'm very sorry".

The Ku Klux Klan says:

"Subscribe for a membership and receive a pair of boobs for free - available in all colors but white"

Pidätkö niistä, myönnän sen!

Hei, alat käyttää suomea! Kiva, onhan suomi kiva kieli mutta käytän enemmän englantia. Ja, mistä sait umlautit?

The Ku Klux Klan says:

"Subscribe for a membership and receive a pair of boobs for free - available in all colors but white"

OOoooh! I wanna use mine for door knockers.

Bush says:

“America is in danger. We have evidence that Northern Korea is building Boobs for Mass Destruction. Mister Powell will show you a picture - drew by me - which is proving the unquestionable evidence."

So uhm... BOOBS!

Why??!!!

I think the whole premise of this thread has gone tits up

I think the whole premise of this thread has gone tits up

Okay, I'm not gonna continue this argument.

I like my boobs shaken, but not stirred.

I like my boobs shaken, but not stirred.

Don't you join it!

Oh, please. If you didn't expect this when you saw the thread title you must have a terrible mammary. Do try and keep abreast of things.

Why??!!!

Because I love you! Mwah!

Because I love you! Mwah!

And, you show it by making bad jokes?

Don't tell me there are men around here against hooters???

And, you show it by making bad jokes?

Well, i never was the type to write sonnets or sing romantic songs outside people's windows.

Hei, alat käyttää suomea! Kiva, onhan suomi kiva kieli mutta käytän enemmän englantia. Ja, mistä sait umlautit?

Minusta on aina hyvä ja kohteliaasti joskus käyttämään kieltä, jotka puhuvat sinulle. Pidän näin. Kuten olen suomalainen, en valitettavasti tiedä kukaan. Voin käyttää Google-kääntäjiä.

Bush says:

"We have a leave no boob behind program"

Minusta on aina hyvä ja kohteliaasti joskus käyttämään kieltä, jotka puhuvat sinulle. Pidän näin. Kuten olen suomalainen, en valitettavasti tiedä kukaan. Voin käyttää Google-kääntäjiä.

Is there a language you can't speak?

Is there a language you can't speak?

Perhaps Eskimo.

Minusta on aina hyvä ja kohteliaasti joskus käyttämään kieltä, jotka puhuvat sinulle. Pidän näin. Kuten olen suomalainen, en valitettavasti tiedä kukaan. Voin käyttää Google-kääntäjiä.

Google? No, lähin vastine oikealle suomelle. Joka on lähes mahdotonta oppia, ellet ole joko alunperin suomalainen tai sinulla on suomalaiset maahanmuuttaja-vanhemmat.

Is there a language you can't speak?

There are several languages I cannot speak.:tongue:

German, Chinese, Korean, Polish, Hebrew, Indonesian, Arab, Turkish, and others.

And, you show it by making bad jokes?

If you are seriously bothered, I will quit.

Google? No, lähin vastine oikealle suomelle. Joka on lähes mahdotonta oppia, ellet ole joko alunperin suomalainen tai sinulla on suomalaiset maahanmuuttaja-vanhemmat.

Kyllä, se on Google. Outoa, eikö? Ilmeisesti Kieli Työkalut ovat erittäin hyvä, jos tämä on lähes oikea suomi, kuten te sanotte. Perheeni on saksalainen syntyperä, mutta ei suomeksi. En tiedä, että on.:tongue:

Why are people proud that they can use Babelfish?

Why are people proud that they can use Babelfish?

Cuz its the shiznit. Like Popeye's Chicken.

Kyllä, se on Google. Outoa, eikö? Ilmeisesti Kieli Työkalut ovat erittäin hyvä, jos tämä on lähes oikea suomi, kuten te sanotte. Perheeni on saksalainen syntyperää, mutta ei suomeksi. En tiedä, että onko.:tongue:

Few things fixed.

Kyllä, se on Google. Outoa, eikö? Ilmeisesti Kieli Työkalut ovat erittäin hyvä, jos tämä on lähes oikea suomi, kuten te sanotte. Perheeni on saksalainen syntyperä, mutta ei suomeksi. En tiedä, että on.:tongue:

I gotta say that I find the translator programs to be hilarious things... they mangle Finnish up so bad... XDXD

My dad keeps getting scam emails about his email account that have been translated by Google/Babelfish, and he forwards them to me so we can both share the laugh...

Olen aina ihmetellyt miten nuo ohjelmat kääntää kielikukkasia, kuten "oma lehmä ojassa"? :p :tongue: :) :D

There are several languages I cannot speak.:tongue:

German, Chinese, Korean, Polish, Hebrew, Indonesian, Arab, Turkish, and others.

:) lol, well yes, though I must admit my post had some envy in it and admiration, I would love to be able to speak as many langauges as you and be able to pick them up easily.

Few things fixed.

Haluan oppia liian monta kieltä kerrallaan. Kiitos korjauksesta.

Hey gasjeus, bekke dimmen na eh ! Anders sloak effe deur op olle bakkes. Bende chanette!

I gotta say that I find the translator programs to be hilarious things... they mangle Finnish up so bad... XDXD

Well, I never claimed I can speak Finnish. I don't.

My dad keeps getting scam emails about his email account that have been translated by Google/Babelfish, and he forwards them to me so we can both share the laugh...

I tend to do that with Spanish.

Olen aina ihmetellyt miten nuo ohjelmat kääntää kielikukkasia, kuten "oma lehmä ojassa"? :p :tongue: :) :D

Sallikaa minun yrittää ... "oma lehmä ojassa".

I'm only fluent in English and Finnish, but I know some Swedish, German, Japanese, Russian, Greek, Latin, Spanish, Klingon, Vulcan and Mandarin Chinese. In some cases I only know a few words or phrases.

Sallikaa minun yrittää ... "oma lehmä ojassa".

Yeah, what does your translator make of that? "My cow in the ditch"? XD

If you are seriously bothered, I will quit.
Well, you know, he could simply start returning the favor tit for tat, no?

I wonder who would want fake boobs with a magazine...

Yeah, what does your translator make of that? "My cow in the ditch"? XD

It comes up as an ax to grind.:eek2:

I wonder who would want fake boobs with a magazine...
I've got more uses for fake boobs then I do for a men's magazine. I could use them for ear warmers, or an extra seat cushion.

I wonder who would want fake boobs with a magazine...
I still wonder who wanted all those fake boobs even without the mags!

I've got more uses for fake boobs then I do for a men's magazine. I could use them for ear warmers, or an extra seat cushion.

Or for stress release. You can squeeze them.

Well, you know, he could simply start returning the favor tit for tat, no?
You're determined to milk this one for all it's worth, aren't you?

Or for stress release. You can squeeze them.

Yeah... oh wait your talking about the fake ones!

I still wonder who wanted all those fake boobs even without the mags!

Well considering they went missing in China and they have a large percentage of single men...

Is that a stolen boob in your pants or are just happy to see me?

You're determined to milk this one for all it's worth, aren't you?
You mean this could be going to rack and ruin?

Or for stress release. You can squeeze them.
Is that an offer?

Is that an offer?

You want to squeeze my boobs?:D

You want to squeeze my boobs?:D

As if its a surprise that half the male (and probably a portion of the female) population on NS would like to do that. :p

As if its a surprise that half the male (and probably a portion of the female) population on NS would like to do that. :p

But this is about fake boobs. Mine aren't.:tongue:

You want to squeeze my boobs?:D
If you ask me like that... :) Si, claro. :tongue: Purely for stress release. Medical purposes, so to speak.

You mean this could be going to rack and ruin?
I know you're trying to put up a brave front, but we can both see this is going to be an udder catastrophe. There are bosom- *ahem* but so many puns we can make before the cup is emptied.

If you directly ask me like that, :) Si, claro. :tongue:

Hehehe!:tongue:

But this is about fake boobs. Mine aren't.:tongue:

Who cares about fake boobs anyway? ;)

Who cares about fake boobs anyway? ;)

I know, right.

I know you're trying to put up a brave front, but we can both see this is going to be an udder catastrophe. There are bosom- *ahem* but so many puns we can make before the cup is emptied.
This is in no way a competition, mind you. Yet I'm sure I'll run out of ideas soon enough.
Hehehe!:tongue:
:$ Teehee.
Who cares about fake boobs anyway? ;)
I sure don't, been there... Good from far, far from good.

Contrary to popular opinion, I'd rather have one in the bush, than two in the hand.

There's no good boob as a fake boob

I gotta say that I find the translator programs to be hilarious things... they mangle Finnish up so bad... XDXD

My dad keeps getting scam emails about his email account that have been translated by Google/Babelfish, and he forwards them to me so we can both share the laugh...

Olen aina ihmetellyt miten nuo ohjelmat kääntää kielikukkasia, kuten "oma lehmä ojassa"? :p :tongue: :) :D

So you're Finnish?

hugh hefner says:

"My Viagra was out of stock and my 23 girlfriends had their period of the month all together, so I'm very sorry".

I'm pretty sure the girls in the Playboy Mansion would use these...

http://www.gynotex.com/images/packshot.jpg