NationStates Jolt Archive

I know you have them. You know, those moments when perhaps you're on the road, far from home, and something starts making like a prairie dog, and you know you have to make it to the next exit, or you'll burst...

And then, just as you make it to the gas station, and walk awkwardly to the rest room, your colon unloads down your pant leg...

Anyway, I'll share my humorous tale - if you share yours. I'm sure you have one (or have had one happen to a relative or friend).

I'm looking for real classics...

This isn't the nunnery's board, is it?

*blushes a deep scarlet and scurries away*

*backs away slowly*

Well, there was one hot summer day, when I was at Six Flags (a large amusement park) - the one located in Maryland....

You wouldn't have this problem if you're country were some sort of sensible size...

Back in early 2003 I was in Kuwait, having been on the advance party from my unit and getting tasked out with being on the regimental commander's security detail, I was at the airport watching several buses of soldiers being picked up. Apparently someone on the bus decided that he needed to shit ten minutes ago, somehow extracted himself from the middle of the bus and went fleeing away from the buses in search of a place to shit. Of course, there were no shitters in line of sight, so he just dropped his pants and shit in front of almost 800 soldiers, to the wild cheers and applause of all present.

Of course, not to leave his buddy hanging, some other guy ran off the bus to assist with a packet of baby wipes.

Ew. You don't have Crohn's, do you? *shudders, leaves.*

Have you every seen a grown man have the shit tickled out of him? You'd know if you had. *nod*