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A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.

Possibly because girls are people and not things you "get"?

The reason is simple: You come on here. All women refuse to date any man that comes on NSG on a regular basis. *nod*

*shrugs* If a girl isn't interested in you, then she isn't interested in you. Not much you can do to change that.

6th form? You're how old?

He'll be 16 - 18.

If at first you don't sexceed, try, try again.

He'll be 16 - 18.

I think we found the root of the problem...

actually i have had three since I started NS forums...

funny how things go

If at first you don't sexceed, try, try again.

Until you get a restraining order. But remember, she's just playing hard to get *nod*

Until you get a restraining order. But remember, she's just playing hard to get *nod*

Sigged.

6th form? You're how old?

17 in a couple of months

If at first you don't sexceed, try, try again.

You know, they make medicine for that.:D

17 in a couple of months

yup, there's your problem. The twin tailed issues of relationships:

1) you're 16

2) all the girls around you are 16

Because you have to ask. *nod* Pretend you're someone that doesn't.

Sigged.

ROFLMAO! Fucking awesome! :D :D :D :D :D

If at first you don't sexceed, try, try again.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

yup, there's your problem. The twin tailed issues of relationships:

1) you're 16

2) all the girls around you are 16Which is why I don't even bother trying to date anyone my age. (17.)

because your poor (student), shy and don't have a presence about you

join the army and be the only guy on the block with money and we will see your chances greatly improve! also post pics so we can take a gander at you and suggest fashion tips (or get off NS entirely and go on the piss every weekend till something bites)

Possibly because girls are people and not things you "get"?

you would be surprised what you can do with a box, a ruler and some shoes :p

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

You need to have a longer tongue. Borrow Gene Simmons tongue.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Well...what is your usual approach to getting a date with a gal?

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Try a little less saliva next time.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Well stop licking them

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.
because you think of it as getting a girl, as if a girl is a commodity to be aquired.

Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!

Hey stop licking them, that is a good start....

(yes this was after the SHUT UP post)

Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!
at least you have learned not to lick them. thats a good start.

Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!Perfectly, but you could have just ignored them. ;)

OK but in all seriousness, what do you normally do when you like a girl?

Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!

I wonder if this attitude might have something to do with it...

Meanwhile, best typo ever? Best typo ever

Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!

Rule #1: Don't come to NSG for serious advice.

because you think of it as getting a girl, as if a girl is a commodity to be aquired.

No. That rarely is the issue. Guys who see girls as commodities to be acquired are generally very successful.

My opinion you treat her too good.

Remember the simple truth that girls are like tennis balls. The harder you hit them the faster they come back. *nods*

How can we tell you what you're doing wrong if you don't tell us what you tried in the first place? some details plz

No. That rarely is the issue. Guys who see girls as commodities to be acquired are generally very successful.

My opinion you treat her too good.

Remember the simple truth that girls are like tennis balls. The harder you hit them the faster they come back. *nods*
You're not funny. :p
Nice try, though.

No. That rarely is the issue. Guys who see girls as commodities to be acquired are generally very successful.

My opinion you treat her too good.

Remember the simple truth that girls are like tennis balls. The harder you hit them the faster they come back. *nods*

What kind of ball doesn't? Bowling?

Hmm, think of getting a girl as....going on a deer hunt.

When you deer hunt, you don't go screaming into the field shooting your gun wildly, that scare off all the deer and you don't get any of that delicious deer meat.

What you have to do is play hard to get, make the woman, or deer, come to you! Then when she's where you want her, shoot your load off!

*snickers*

And then you go after the deer's more attractive sister?

OK but in all seriousness, what do you normally do when you like a girl?

1) find girl
2) say "hi"
3) *******
4) profit

No. That rarely is the issue. Guys who see girls as commodities to be acquired are generally very successful.

My opinion you treat her too good.

Remember the simple truth that girls are like tennis balls. The harder you hit them the faster they come back. *nods*

I read that as "Girls like tennis balls":D

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

my sig now!!!!

You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

have you tried this?

identify a girl you like.

ask her on a date.

And then you go after the deer's more attractive sister?

Jane Doe is a hottie.

To the OP:

Seriously, just talk to more girls.

have you tried this?

identify a girl you like.

ask her on a date.

Let's assume yes.

I'm guessing the follow up is 'rinse & repeat'?

You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

Just put your junk in a chocolate box and offer it to the next girl you like. *nods*

Let's assume yes.

I'm guessing the follow up is 'rinse & repeat'?

Or pine after the girl that rejected you.

Hey, it worked for Urkel.

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.

Girls aren't for "getting", they aren't a new pair of shoes.

I wooed my boy with my combo of boobies and gaming skillz.

You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

Problem one:
your coming here for advice,
problem two:
you are not confident, girls love a guy that is confident, that is why the assholes get chicks, especially in high school....

god bless college...

Problem three:
Social skills, find out what she likes, study it and pretend you are interested when talking with her

1) find girl
2) say "hi"
3) *******
4) profit

also awesome!

Rule #1: Don't come to NSG for serious advice.

That's what /b/ is for.

You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

well, you shouldn't have to try that hard. Have you considered that the girls you try to date are boring, and dissimilar to yourself? I started dating my g/f after we had been friends for several months, and I never had to try particularly hard to be her friend. What is it about you that people don't like?

Girls aren't for "getting", they aren't a new pair of shoes.

I wooed my boy with my combo of boobies and gaming skillz.

Guys do like the boobies, show us even a hint of boobies and we're idiots that'll be easy to manipulate.

We shall henceforth replace uses of the word 'get' with 'treat in an entirely respectable manner that no reasonable person should find fault with, considering the circumstances.'

Just put your junk in a chocolate box and offer it to the next girl you like. *nods*

This provides me the opportunity to post the only funny thing Saturday Night Live has done in the last 5 years. (http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml)

I'll give you Zilam's method of "getting" girls.

....



I'll come back when I have a method. ;)

Let's assume yes.

I'm guessing the follow up is 'rinse & repeat'?
yeah. the more you do it, the cleaner your hair gets....

wait, thats not right...

Beaware that girls gossip among themselves if you get a rep good or bad it wont take long before they all know this can work for or against you.

I'll give you Zilam's method of "getting" girls.

....



I'll come back when I have a method. ;)

What about teaching her how to kneel? ;)

Guys do like the boobies, show us even a hint of boobies and we're idiots that'll be easy to manipulate.

lol true.

Guys do like the boobies, show us even a hint of boobies and we're idiots that'll be easy to manipulate.

...

We are?

...

Err...

...

Of course we are!

Guys do like the boobies, show us even a hint of boobies and we're idiots that'll be easy to manipulate.

speak for yourself.. I don't suddenly become a addle-drained dolt when I see some boobies.

...

We are?

...

Err...

...

Of course we are!

Except for the gay ones, but testicles work pretty much the same way for the gays. *nod*

Girls that have no idea who you are is a good place to start. Maybe one with slightly less than perfect English? Je ne sais pas, it's up to you.

speak for yourself.. I don't suddenly become a addle-drained dolt when I see some boobies.

Freak!

show us even a hint of boobies and we're idiots that'll be easy to manipulate.

. . . speak for yourself.

Except for the gay ones, but testicles work pretty much the same way for the gays. *nod*

It does?

...

Err...

...

Yeah, I wouldn't know that.

Girls that have no idea who you are is a good place to start. Maybe one with slightly less than perfect English? Je ne sais pas, it's up to you.

He could always go to the Philippines, mmm hot filipinas....

well, you shouldn't have to try that hard. Have you considered that the girls you try to date are boring, and dissimilar to yourself? I started dating my g/f after we had been friends for several months, and I never had to try particularly hard to be her friend. What is it about you that people don't like?

I'm a bit of a jerk really. I'm not very sociable and, as you can guess from me being on NSG, kinda geekish. Getting a girlfriend has never been my biggest priority, but more people in my year are getting into relationships and I'm envious.

Girls that have no idea who you are is a good place to start. Maybe one with slightly less than perfect English? Je ne sais pas, it's up to you.

I like it when you talk dirty.

We shall henceforth replace uses of the word 'get' with 'treat in an entirely respectable manner that no reasonable person should find fault with, considering the circumstances.'
substitute "form a romantic relationship with" for "get"

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

I don't care if you told us to shut up, there are just too many possibilities to pass up. Therefore:

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

I hear breath mints can help with that.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

It generally helps to ask before you start licking.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Try practicing on cherry stems and wrapped Starburst candies.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

You know the part where she's saying, "Don't stop"? She means it.

Girls that have no idea who you are is a good place to start. Maybe one with slightly less than perfect English? Je ne sais pas, it's up to you.

There's one beautiful thing about Holland. Girls drink as much as us guys do :D

. . . speak for yourself.

Hmm...for the self righteous, I'm better than you because I have a piece of paper saying that I am idiots...you do have to work harder.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0c1D9gqa4Hbpy/610x.jpg

This should do it.

Freak!

lol. well, they're nice and all, but why should I do anything some boobs say? I mean that's why they invented teh interwebs no?

substitute "form a romantic relationship with" for "get"

But that ruins the not-so-subtle point I was trying to make. :(

Hmm...for the self righteous, I'm better than you because I have a piece of paper saying that I am idiots...you do have to work harder.


This sentence isn't even English.

Guys do like the boobies, show us even a hint of boobies and we're idiots that'll be easy to manipulate.

Bah. Speak for yourself. A girl with gaming skillz however...:D

lol. well, they're nice and all, but why should I do anything some boobs say? I mean that's why they invented teh interwebs no?

Sex is for losers who can't get porn off the internet.

I don't care if you told us to shut up, there are just too many possibilities to pass up. Therefore:



I hear breath mints can help with that.



It generally helps to ask before you start licking.



Try practicing on cherry stems and wrapped Starburst candies.



You know the part where she's saying, "Don't stop"? She means it.

Licking grils must hurt, especially if they are hot and cooking.

This sentence isn't even English.

I see you getting killed by someone you represented.

Hmm...for the self righteous, I'm better than you because I have a piece of paper saying that I am idiots...you do have to work harder.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0c1D9gqa4Hbpy/610x.jpg

This should do it.

I prefer Asiatic justice.

1: Do not make the mistake of starting a "relationship"; you are intelligent enough to know that love is nonsense, so only marry a woman if she is wealthy.

2: You are probably not a particularly likable person (I would know because I am not). You have to try approaches that make women think you really do not care, and that they are lucky to get you.

3: Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac; you could be fifty years old and still have dozens of women chasing you.

4: Get the most popular haircut and load your conversation with witticisms. These are excellent tactics because they will make women come to you. And once one woman takes notice, others will.

I see you getting killed by someone you represented.

most of the people I work for and with appreciate the fact that I can string a coherent thought together. Besides, I fail to see why they would, I have a tendency to make lots of money for the entities I represent.

most of the people I work for and with appreciate the fact that I can string a coherent thought together. Besides, I fail to see why they would, I have a tendency to make lots of money for the entities I represent.

I just find it funny that in one thread you said your time is valuable, and yet...here we are. Personally if my time was valuable, I sure as hell wouldn't be arguing with someone who I thought was lower than myself.

speak for yourself.. I don't suddenly become a addle-drained dolt when I see some boobies.

Not just some boobies, my boobies. There's a difference.

I'm a bit of a jerk really. I'm not very sociable and, as you can guess from me being on NSG, kinda geekish. Getting a girlfriend has never been my biggest priority, but more people in my year are getting into relationships and I'm envious.

Then I'd say you're doing it for the wrong reasons, I guess I'm more of a romantic on this. I've never really tried to get girls I didn't have a friendship with first, in fact I've rejected a few because I had no real interest in them.

Maybe there are some players on NSG that can help out. Try being a jerk in funner ways, pants some nerds. Start working out if you don't already- being in shape couldn't hurt (though definitions of "in shape" vary..). Do drugs and go to parties** If you're going for superficial girls for superficial reasons, this may help.

**disclaimer** I do not advocate breaking any laws

Not just some boobies, my boobies. There's a difference.

Meh, unless they're A or B cups, they'll do nothing for me. Big breast are a dime a dozen nowadays.

Sex is for losers who can't get porn off the internet.

I'm not just after sex.

I just find it funny that in one thread you said your time is valuable, and yet...here we are.

My time is valuable, thus I spend it in ways that I find worthwhile. Correcting your multiple erroneous statements doesn't take much out of that time, they're rather easy to spot. I merely have little patience trying to discern some hidden meaning in overboard, myopic commentary.


Personally if my time was valuable, I sure as hell wouldn't be arguing with someone who I thought was lower than myself.

We're arguing? Sorry, me pointing out your nonsensical hyperbole isn't arguing, it's me pointing out your nonsensical hyperbole.

Wilgrove, if we were arguing, you'd know it.

We're arguing? Sorry, me pointing out your nonsensical hyperbole isn't arguing, it's me pointing out your nonsensical hyperbole.

Wilgrove, if we were arguing, you'd know it.

I'd be served with papers?

I'm not just after sex.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13953846&postcount=25

If you are not after sex, I certainly hope you are after money, otherwise you would disappoint me.

I'm not just after sex.

It wasn't meant to be in that context. If you can't see that this topic has been derailed pretty badly, your choice. It was meant to be funny. But it got generally ignored...

Do drugs and go to parties** If you're going for superficial girls for superficial reasons this may help.

I don't know, doing drugs and going to parties tends to result in me being completely wasted and affected by alcohol-induced ED. But then again, that's just me.

It wasn't meant to be in that context. If you can't see that this topic has been derailed pretty badly, your choice. It was meant to be funny. But it got generally ignored...

That's because your postcount is tiny. If it goes over 1000 I might consider looking to see what your name is.

It wasn't meant to be in that context. If you can't see that this topic has been derailed pretty badly, your choice. It was meant to be funny. But it got generally ignored...

Don't worry. I propably am just after sex but am in denial.

Don't worry. I propably am just after sex but am in denial.

Self awareness, I'm sure the chicks dig that.

Preemptively, simply disregard the 'chicks' in its entirety

I don't know, doing drugs and going to parties tends to result in me being completely wasted and affected by alcohol-induced ED. But then again, that's just me.

I was suggesting it as more of a way to meet the girls he wants to date, than get laid at the party, though I would think there a decent chance of some making out or something.

Don't worry. I propably am just after sex but am in denial.

If a dozen attractive members of the opposite sex all want to be your lovers (they do not mind sharing), you will certainly realize this.

If a dozen attractive members of the opposite sex all want to be your lovers (they do not mind sharing), you will certainly realize this.

Your actually rather fucked up aren't you? Or are yuo just joking?

In the spirit of the totally serious advice being given in this thread....

Grow a 13 inch penis.

I'm a bit of a jerk really. I'm not very sociable and, as you can guess from me being on NSG, kinda geekish. Getting a girlfriend has never been my biggest priority, but more people in my year are getting into relationships and I'm envious.

A lot of girls go for guys who are confident and funny. Now, you've shown evidence of a more than adequate sense of humour. The problem I think lies with the "not very sociable" bit. Evidently, if you don't talk to them, or you come across too nervous, people you like aren't going to notice you, or will just think you are weird. Whatever their gender, people are people. Just be yourself, and talk to them normally. If you struggle with this, maybe try making friends with girls you don't find attractive. From there, you can gain confidence, and hopefully become better at talking to girls generally. This is rather cliche advice, I know, but its only so because its the truth!

One point, though. If you're now trying to get into a relationship predominantly because others are doing so, then you're probably going to come across kinda false, if your heart isn't in it and your thinking is WANT SEX COS OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING IT!!! :p

Yes, thats right. A serious reply to this thread! *shock*

In the spirit of the totally serious advice being given in this thread....

Grow a 13 inch penis.

Done that.

Done that.

The question is, do they know that?

A lot of girls go for guys who are confident and funny. Now, you've shown evidence of a more than adequate sense of humour. The problem I think lies with the "not very sociable" bit. Evidently, if you don't talk to them, or you come across too nervous, people you like aren't going to notice you, or will just think you are weird. Whatever their gender, people are people. Just be yourself, and talk to them normally. If you struggle with this, maybe try making friends with girls you don't find attractive. From there, you can gain confidence, and hopefully become better at talking to girls generally. This is rather cliche advice, I know, but its only so because its the truth!

One point, though. If you're now trying to get into a relationship predominantly because others are doing so, then you're probably going to come across kinda false, if your heart isn't in it and your thinking is WANT SEX COS OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING IT!!! :p

Yes, thats right. A serious reply to this thread! *shock*

Thank you. Someone who's helpfull. You taken?

Thank you. Someone who's helpfull. You taken?

I would be very surprised if that was a girl.

P.S. This is, however, obviously a sore point, and I shall refer to it no further.

While I haven't been in a relationship, I'm in the pre-first date stage right now (ie, she said yes, but the date hasn't happened yet).

My advice - before getting into a relationship, establish a solid friendship. Interact with them socially. In your case, sit with her at lunch and strike up a conversation. Find common interests you can talk about or engage in.

When you get around to asking her out, be direct and to the point. The line "Would you like to go out with me?" gets your meaning across clearly, and shows confidence on your part.

The thing is, the only way she'll say "yes" is if she's already interested in you. The point isn't to convince her one way or the other - it's to communicate your intentions. If you're ambivalent about it, she'll think that you aren't sure if you really want to go out with her.

Your actually rather fucked up aren't you?

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0011.gif

Or are yuo just joking?

I am never serious, though I am truthful, unless I am making an attempt at sarcasm, or have a viable interest in trying to mislead someone. Neither of my "lying reasons" would apply here.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Lol.... same for me. Every girl pretty much ends up hating me. We're in the same boat. Right now, I'm trying to ignore girls so I don't get slapped in the face with expulsion for sexual harassment.

Thank you. Someone who's helpfull. You taken?

Quick point I should have raised...this is all based on my observations of other people, and should be taken as the thoughts of an unexpert. My only real area of experience in this realm is in the sector of gently and humourously telling people I'm not interested without things being awkward :p Or maybe you should trust my opinion as I can approach the topic as a neutral observer who can ascertain the internal dynamics of how others relationships work without being biased by personal experience. Meh, make what you will of it.

Yes, I tend to think WAY too deeply about things, has anybody noticed?

There's one beautiful thing about Holland. Girls drink as much as us guys do :D

Come to England, where they drink more!

Thank you. Someone who's helpfull. You taken?

I think he/she actually said in one thread that he/she was a transsexual, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Well, grills generally do get a little heated when you lick them...
Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!
Sheesh...touch-y.

Have you considered that rage possibly being a factor?
I wonder if this attitude might have something to do with it...

Meanwhile, best typo ever? Best typo ever
Though, most people seem to have missed the "gril" part.
You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

We never said we'd be helpful. Actually, most of us have said exactly the opposite. Want help? Get a therapist. Want endless abuse and harassment? Get NSG.


As for what you've said, you identified your problems (shy, not likeable, not getting to know them first)...so why not fix that? Oh, and stop being a 16 year old who likes 16 year olds. Most of your problems will go away with that one.

Meh, unless they're A or B cups, they'll do nothing for me. Big breast are a dime a dozen nowadays.

It's a good thing they don't exist for you then huh?

Though, most people seem to have missed the "gril" part.


Nah, I saw the "gril," but the "lick" was funnier, and giggling at both typos just seemed like overkill. :p

Well, grills generally do get a little heated when you lick them...

...no they don't...:confused:

It's a good thing they don't exist for you then huh?

They used to, when I was first born.... :(

Nah, I saw the "gril," but the "lick" was funnier, and giggling at both typos just seemed like overkill. :p
This is NSG...when have we ever restrained ourselves?
...no they don't...:confused:
When's the last time you've licked a grill and stuck around to ask how it felt about it?

They used to, when I was first born.... :(

not mine.

To be fair to the guy, the meaning was totally different, and if he'd been going up to them and licking them, this would have been information which would have drastically changed this thread from advice to crisis management.

As far as you lot telling him that it's stupid liking 16 girls, you're all idiots. If he doesn't at least try and get girls now, what's it gonna be like for him later in life? You'd all judge him for not having been interested in girls as a teenager.

And, as far as advice goes, just keep trying. I'm very nearly as unsuccessful as you are, but I generally think that if there's a girl who's right for me, I'll know. And, being 16 and not what most people see as normal, this narrows down the field significantly.

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.
It's going to sound counterintuitive, but stop trying so hard. See if you can go out with a mixed group to a movie or whatever, and just chat with everyone without the goal of "securing a date". Eventually, you'll find someone who's interested in the same things you are -- and on the base of common likes and dislikes, you might just find a friendship... or more.

It's going to sound counterintuitive, but stop trying so hard. See if you can go out with a mixed group to a movie or whatever, and just chat with everyone without the goal of "securing a date". Eventually, you'll find someone who's interested in the same things you are -- and on the base of common likes and dislikes, you might just find a friendship... or more.

Yeah, that. Plus, make friends with girls just for friendships, too. They know what girls want a whole load better than you, and it's good to have non-male company.

Confidence.

Seriously I use to say what you said, anyway you'll know when your ready to take a stand and get the girl you want, it just kinda happens really.

To be fair to the guy, the meaning was totally different, and if he'd been going up to them and licking them, this would have been information which would have drastically changed this thread from advice to crisis management.
joke [johk] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.
–noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

As far as you lot telling him that it's stupid liking 16 girls, you're all idiots. If he doesn't at least try and get girls now, what's it gonna be like for him later in life? You'd all judge him for not having been interested in girls as a teenager.
See above.
Additionally, we're commenting on the fact that he has the same exact problem that every 16 year old has. He's shy. He's uncomfortable around girls. He thinks girls are something to "get". He thinks there's something he's doing "wrong", and moreover, that there is a "right" way to act to "get" girls. We aren't judging him for liking or not liking girls. We're saying that 16 year olds are the number one hinderance to 16 year olds having relationships because...well...they're 16 year olds. Part of the package along with the raging hormones.

No. That rarely is the issue. Guys who see girls as commodities to be acquired are generally very successful.

My opinion you treat her too good.

Remember the simple truth that girls are like tennis balls. The harder you hit them the faster they come back. *nods*
...with a baseball bat and her five Italian uncles....

No. That rarely is the issue. Guys who see girls as commodities to be acquired are generally very successful.

My opinion you treat her too good.

Remember the simple truth that girls are like tennis balls. The harder you hit them the faster they come back. *nods*

Hmm...I always learned that if you treat a girl like dirt, she'll stick to you like mud...

Why you can't get a girl ... you don't know enough Shakespeare.

From the taming of the shrew:

PETRUCHIO. Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
KATHERINA. If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
PETRUCHIO. My remedy is then to pluck it out.
KATHERINA. Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies.
PETRUCHIO. Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?
In his tail.
KATHERINA. In his tongue.
PETRUCHIO. Whose tongue?
KATHERINA. Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell.
PETRUCHIO. What, with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.

Master the art of witty banter and you will be able to lick any girl you like.
... actually telling her you 'lick' her is a good start.

But seriously ignore the ppl who aren't helpful. I was always pretty geeky and managed to fuck a 15 yo when I was 16. And I really do have to thank Shakespeare for the opportunity. The trick is to be an interesting and attractive person to be around -- it's not so important what your rep is.

Why you can't get a girl ... you don't know enough Shakespeare.

From the taming of the shrew:

PETRUCHIO. Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
KATHERINA. If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
PETRUCHIO. My remedy is then to pluck it out.
KATHERINA. Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies.
PETRUCHIO. Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?
In his tail.
KATHERINA. In his tongue.
PETRUCHIO. Whose tongue?
KATHERINA. Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell.
PETRUCHIO. What, with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.

Master the art of witty banter and you will be able to lick any girl you like.
... actually telling her you 'lick' her is a good start.

But seriously ignore the ppl who aren't helpful. I was always pretty geeky and managed to fuck a 15 yo when I was 16. And I really do have to thank Shakespeare for the opportunity. The trick is to be an interesting and attractive person to be around -- it's not so important what your rep is.


Pedo

Hmm...I always learned that if you treat a girl like dirt, she'll stick to you like mud...

So that's why my ex is staying with her bf....a controlling, obessive, possesive guy....

Dammit, I'm going to die alone! :(

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.

Here is my advice. Talk to the girl no string attached.
Find out whats she is interested in. Be interested in that(works better long term if you really are interested in that). discuss it a little. Do some research on it after conversation.

Find some event that matches her interest. lead the conversation to be about the event. If she shows an interest mention that you and some friends are going there perhaps she and some of her friends could meet you there.
(makes sure your friends know who your going after)

Once there Do talk to the girl you fancy. But don't focus on her. In fact focus more so on her friends. If she brought female friends pick one to focus on slightly more then the rest especially if she is pretty.
She likely knows you like her at this point because your smiling and blushing like a dumb ass during conversations, but if she thinks that's endanger she may very well make her feelings know. If she competes for your attention with her friend you sir have her, set up a more private meeting next time.
an Important note make sure your friends know who your going for and know who your going for and know your going to try and make her a little jealous. Nothing can ruin that step more easily then one of your friends hitting on her.

If she shows interest in stuff you like introduce her to it at the second meeting.
Also helps if you know people. have a few small clubs/bars scouted out. get to know some of the DJs playing. Then when said DJ has a gig at a larger club have him get you on the VIP list. Introduce said girl to DJ.
note make sure DJ is not a scoundrel who will try to get some from your girl. You do this by watching how he acts with girls at the smaller club. If he is like a dog with a bone anytime a girl talks to him find a more moral DJ.


that should be a good start for you. you may fail 60% of the time this way but that's normal sadly no one matches with the majority of girls they like.

So that's why my ex is staying with her bf....a controlling, obessive, possesive guy....

Dammit, I'm going to die alone! :(

there is a solution. Beat the MoFo's ass in front of her. she might not get back with you. But seeing her "bf" get beat up in front of her she will leave him in a months time.

though if she the one telling you this she is exaggerating. She is saying it to try and give you a glimmer of hope so you wont move on.

You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

That would be one of your problems. Confidence, stop being so shy and exhibit some confidence in yourself and with what you do, it will help greatly.

And if Neo Art is still reading this.

What do you mean by his problem is that he is 16 surrounded by 16 year old girls. I have some idea but would like you to confirm it for me.

Girls aren't for "getting", they aren't a new pair of shoes.

I wooed my boy with my combo of boobies and gaming skillz.

Somehow I doubt Bel showing his off will get the girls.

You can't "get" a girl because they're not items on a shelf, they're people. You can't "get" them.

If you stop trying so hard, maybe it will come to you. You probably haven't come across the right girl yet.

The reason is simple: You come on here. All women refuse to date any man that comes on NSG on a regular basis. *nod*

I don't know. Cute, nerdy, politically active guys...

I'm a bit of a jerk really. I'm not very sociable and, as you can guess from me being on NSG, kinda geekish. Getting a girlfriend has never been my biggest priority, but more people in my year are getting into relationships and I'm envious.

Direct your attention to the smarter girls then, not the most social. Smart girls need lovin' too, but it scares a lot of guys off.

Direct your attention to the smarter girls then, not the most social. Smart girls need lovin' too, but it scares a lot of guys off.

Amen to that. And if you ask me smart girls are the only ones worth lovin' ... Honestly I think all the girls I've dated have been smarter than me :$

Because you're still on these forums.

Because you're still on these forums.

I refuse to take advice from someone with less than 4 posts.

I refuse to take advice from someone with less than 4 posts.

And what about 8?

joke [johk] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.
–noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.


See above.
Additionally, we're commenting on the fact that he has the same exact problem that every 16 year old has. He's shy. He's uncomfortable around girls. He thinks girls are something to "get". He thinks there's something he's doing "wrong", and moreover, that there is a "right" way to act to "get" girls. We aren't judging him for liking or not liking girls. We're saying that 16 year olds are the number one hinderance to 16 year olds having relationships because...well...they're 16 year olds. Part of the package along with the raging hormones.

Funny. I'm just trying to say that possibly the guy wasn't being entirely serious when he appeared angry.

And, secondly, I see your point, and the guy does need to stop thinking get, if he is thinking get, and stop saying get if he's just using the terminology.

Because you're still on these forums.

did you make the account just to flame.

This is the third time a gril I licked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Keep your tongue off the barbeque.

Which is why I don't even bother trying to date anyone my age. (17.)

Why?

Ok. I want to make something fairly clear right now -

I'm wathcing heroes while typing and am not paying attention to the computer. It should have read -

This is the third time a girl I liked basicly ended up hating me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Got that everyone?!?!?!?!

Maybe they don't like you because you're just a little bit, well...

OK but in all seriousness, what do you normally do when you like a girl?

When I like a girl, I get drunk and I kiss her.

What kind of ball doesn't? Bowling?

That's why you shouldn't date the fat ones.

You guys aren't being helpfull. I think my problem is that I'm to shy, as I don't really try really hard, just getting to know them first instead,. However I don't think I'm very likeable.

If you get that angry about jokes about typos, you don't fall under the term "likeable" in my books.

That's what /b/ is for.

I LOLed.

I'm a bit of a jerk really. I'm not very sociable and, as you can guess from me being on NSG, kinda geekish. Getting a girlfriend has never been my biggest priority, but more people in my year are getting into relationships and I'm envious.

...
How about a school therapist? You never know, she might help you with your problems and touch you down there. Then you could sue and strike it rich. Every girl likes a rich guy.

I refuse to take advice from someone with less than 4 posts.

I think we see the problem...

OP, how many girls are you friends with?

Seriously though don't take advice from these forums - except for me of course... They make it sound like dating girls is hard... actually its fun to talk to girls. I'm in a relationship now but I kinda miss the chase - the thrill of going in for the... :D You'll probably always be a little intimidated by smart, beautiful, sexy women - I know I am. But the whole thing is fun from the conversations to the sexy stuff ... and if your a cool guy to be around then there is much in it for her as there is for you. So stop playing NSG and start 'licking' ...

Seriously though don't take advice from these forums - except for me of course... They make it sound like dating girls is hard... actually its fun to talk to girls. I'm in a relationship now but I kinda miss the chase - the thrill of going in for the... :D You'll probably always be a little intimidated by smart, beautiful, sexy women - I know I am. But the whole thing is fun from the conversations to the sexy stuff ... and if your a cool guy to be around then there is much in it for her as there is for you. So stop playing NSG and start 'licking' ...

For the last f-ing time... YOU DON'T PLAY NSG! /Nitpickover

Seriously though don't take advice from these forums - except for me of course... They make it sound like dating girls is hard... actually its fun to talk to girls. I'm in a relationship now but I kinda miss the chase - the thrill of going in for the... :D You'll probably always be a little intimidated by smart, beautiful, sexy women - I know I am. But the whole thing is fun from the conversations to the sexy stuff ... and if your a cool guy to be around then there is much in it for her as there is for you. So stop playing NSG and start 'licking' ...

For the most part, if you're a regular user of NSG, dating girls IS hard.

You need to realize that:

1) You are not entitled to a relationship.
2) There is a difference loving a girl and loving the idea of a relationship. One will get you something meaningful. The other will most likely lead to problems.

Both of the above can be excused (for now) by age and lack of experience.

You've said yourself that a girlfriend is not your top priority and you only want one because everyone else around you is in a relationship. This is a stupid reason to do anything. How do you think any girl you're with will feel knowing you pursued her as something of an accessory to show off to your peers?

My advice, for the time being would be to drop the idea of "getting a girl". Relationships take a lot of work to maintain and many adults are not yet mature enough to handle them.

However, when you're ready, really ready (and you'll know, because it will cease to be 'I need this' or 'I want this' and will simply be 'this is right') to look at women, not as social status symbols or game to be caught, but as equals you can share your life with, then I have this advice:

Be yourself, for two reasons:

1) You will always be more comfortable in your own skin than in someone elses.
2) The mask you put on for your girlfriend will either need to be maintained for as long as your relationship, or, she'll need to accept who you are anyway once you remove it. It's much easier to be honest at the beginning of a relationship, than in the middle (which can sometimes then be the end).

Don't go out of your way to seek girls for the purpose of a relationship. You'll exhaust yourself chasing one after the other, and your self esteem will take a direct hit every time. If there are no girls in your immediate social circle, then, expand that social circle, Join more clubs, activities, recreations you can enjoy.

Possibly because girls are people and not things you "get"?

Lies!! Lies!!!

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.

The solution is actually quite simple.

Move to a country where you can get legally drunken with 17.

There's no problem alcohol can't solve.

And no, that's no serious advise.

For the most part, if you're a regular user of NSG, dating girls IS hard.

It's only hard if you think of it as hard. When I have a conversation with a woman ... I'm not trying to sleep with her so since it's not like I have a point ... it's not hard at all.

C'mon you ppl all know how to use a computer. Just get the girls Skype, MSN, or whatever and start talking. And use lots of sweet little emoticons like heart and hugs etc.

The if you and her have common interests and your not too ugly - and you are both in the same room talking the sexy (perhaps with the help of a little liquid panty peeler) ... stuff happens naturally. If it's hard then the problem is in your own head -- cuz it's not hard.

Up until a month and a half ago, i went all my life (30 years) without even going on a date. Then i met a guy while campaigning for our local MP, and we have been together since. I didn't do anything in particular, we went foot-canvassing together every night and just over a week after we met, he asked me out, although he started flirting with me only a couple of days after we met. He's shy though, like me, so i could tell he was nervous asking me, and he was nervous on the date too.

I didn't expect to end up with a boyfriend after the campaign, even when i first met him, i didn't expect we would end up going out. It just happened, which is often how it works.

For the last f-ing time... YOU DON'T PLAY NSG! /Nitpickover

So what term you do prefer?

Hmm, think of getting a girl as....going on a deer hunt.

When you deer hunt, you don't go screaming into the field shooting your gun wildly, that scare off all the deer and you don't get any of that delicious deer meat.

What you have to do is play hard to get, make the woman, or deer, come to you! Then when she's where you want her, shoot your load off!

*snickers*

I do.

I hunt like this

http://i1.tinypic.com/o0o07q.gif

Then resort to this

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/paladin/flamethrower.gif

Up until a month and a half ago, i went all my life (30 years) without even going on a date. Then i met a guy while campaigning for our local MP, and we have been together since. I didn't do anything in particular, we went foot-canvassing together every night and just over a week after we met, he asked me out, although he started flirting with me only a couple of days after we met. He's shy though, like me, so i could tell he was nervous asking me, and he was nervous on the date too.

I didn't expect to end up with a boyfriend after the campaign, even when i first met him, i didn't expect we would end up going out. It just happened, which is often how it works.
Using non-standard fonts makes the baby Jesus cry.
So what term you do prefer?
You get mindfucked by NSG

You need to realize that:

1) You are not entitled to a relationship.
2) There is a difference loving a girl and loving the idea of a relationship. One will get you something meaningful. The other will most likely lead to problems.

Both of the above can be excused (for now) by age and lack of experience.

You've said yourself that a girlfriend is not your top priority and you only want one because everyone else around you is in a relationship. This is a stupid reason to do anything. How do you think any girl you're with will feel knowing you pursued her as something of an accessory to show off to your peers?

My advice, for the time being would be to drop the idea of "getting a girl". Relationships take a lot of work to maintain and many adults are not yet mature enough to handle them.

However, when you're ready, really ready (and you'll know, because it will cease to be 'I need this' or 'I want this' and will simply be 'this is right') to look at women, not as social status symbols or game to be caught, but as equals you can share your life with, then I have this advice:

Be yourself, for two reasons:

1) You will always be more comfortable in your own skin than in someone elses.
2) The mask you put on for your girlfriend will either need to be maintained for as long as your relationship, or, she'll need to accept who you are anyway once you remove it. It's much easier to be honest at the beginning of a relationship, than in the middle (which can sometimes then be the end).

Don't go out of your way to seek girls for the purpose of a relationship. You'll exhaust yourself chasing one after the other, and your self esteem will take a direct hit every time. If there are no girls in your immediate social circle, then, expand that social circle, Join more clubs, activities, recreations you can enjoy.

+1 So very true.

So what term you do prefer?

You Post on NSG. You Play NS.

You get mindfucked by NSG

Are. "Get" is to acquire, except in watered-down quick-speaking social English.

You need to realize that:

1) You are not entitled to a relationship.
2) There is a difference loving a girl and loving the idea of a relationship. One will get you something meaningful. The other will most likely lead to problems.

...

Be yourself, for two reasons:

1) You will always be more comfortable in your own skin than in someone elses.
2) The mask you put on for your girlfriend will either need to be maintained for as long as your relationship, or, she'll need to accept who you are anyway once you remove it. It's much easier to be honest at the beginning of a relationship, than in the middle (which can sometimes then be the end).

Don't go out of your way to seek girls for the purpose of a relationship. You'll exhaust yourself chasing one after the other, and your self esteem will take a direct hit every time. If there are no girls in your immediate social circle, then, expand that social circle, Join more clubs, activities, recreations you can enjoy.

Hey everybody wants to be loved... No harm in the boy looking to start something. As for meaningful relationships - he's 16, his first relationship will be meaningful just because it's his first love. (and it's doomed to failure anyways :( -- at least in my experience -- although my grandparents just fell in love and got married right out of highshool!)

As far as being yourself - who else can he be. I mean you can dress up a little - put on an act a little (everybody does) but in the end you need to be who you are. I don't think at 16 he really knows who he is yet though. Hey he could find out after a bit dating that he's actually gay! Who the hell knows?

And whats the difference between meeting a girl at a party or meeting a girl in your social circle. If you like her either way I think it makes no difference.

I think our boy should go for it -- for the good or bad theres just too much fun to be had.

You Post on NSG. You Play NS.

Do you "play" a horse?

Are. "Get" is to acquire, except in watered-down quick-speaking social English.

Which would be what is utilized on NSG.

Get stands. Accept it.

my personal tactic to get a girl is quite simply to be myself and meet people and in the end you will meet someone you like, from there simply talking to them works best, I've never had to use chat up lines, just being honest works best.

I met my girlfriend in a club called slimelight in London, we started talking in the toilets and it just went from there and now I'm the best thing that has ever happened to her (her words not mine!) and I cant actually describe what she means to me, a mixture of the best and worst things in my life hehehehe

it really does not matter where or when you meet a girl you like as long as you jump on the opportunity and enjoy it, laugh together, cry together etc

if you've met a girl and like her spend time as a friend and make her laugh for a few weeks then ask if she'd like to go somewhere together. in other words GO FOR IT.

Hey everybody wants to be loved...

I do not.

No harm in the boy looking to start something.

Most persons want the tension in their loins to be relieved.

As for meaningful relationships - he's 16, his first relationship will be meaningful just because it's his first love. (and it's doomed to failure anyways

Indeed.

:( -- at least in my experience -- although my grandparents just fell in love and got married right out of highshool!)

I know a fellow who did the same thing; he is still married and quite faithful to his wife. But a faithful marriage does not equate to love.

As far as being yourself - who else can he be. I mean you can dress up a little - put on an act a little (everybody does) but in the end you need to be who you are.

But who wants that?

I don't think at 16 he really knows who he is yet though. Hey he could find out after a bit dating that he's actually gay! Who the hell knows?

He does.

And whats the difference between meeting a girl at a party or meeting a girl in your social circle. If you like her either way I think it makes no difference.

None.

I think our boy should go for it -- for the good or bad theres just too much fun to be had.

In theory.

Which would be what is utilized on NSG.

Actually, NSG is unusual in the fact that it generally does not utilize that.

Get stands. Accept it.

No! It can go to Hell, along with all the other improperly used words, like anxious (trying to usurp poor eager's place).

I was suggesting it as more of a way to meet the girls he wants to date, than get laid at the party, though I would think there a decent chance of some making out or something.

Yeah, but I don't think that's what he's looking for.

(Actually, here in Ohio if you have sex with someone who's under the influence you can be charged with rape, so it isn't necessarily a good idea.)

What's in the water?

Seems like more than half of the last 50 or so active topics has been about sex...Can't recall they were so prevalent even months ago. :confused:

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.

i met my girl on here about 4 years ago. we met up IRL almost 3 years ago, and are still very much together (even if she never really comes back here these days :()

i don't have any real advice, as i never had any luck with girls before Glitzi, but i guess you just gotta be yourself and one day you'll suddenly find there's someone who just wants to always be with you because of who you are. it may be a friend, it may not be... so, yeah, i don't really know :P

Yeah, but I don't think that's what he's looking for.

(Actually, here in Ohio if you have sex with someone who's under the influence you can be charged with rape, so it isn't necessarily a good idea.)

What? Thank goodness he's in sixth form and not Ohio!

17 in a couple of months

shoot for older wimminz.









>.> not THAT old, however.

What's in the water?

Seems like more than half of the last 50 or so active topics has been about sex...Can't recall they were so prevalent even months ago. :confused:

Election's over. Post-victory coitus is important.

shoot for older wimminz.


Good advice. The older ones have impaired vision, and don't see you approaching with the rifle until it is too late. The younger ones are spry and capable of dodging your first shot.

Another thought: Foreign Exchange students.





Good advice. The older ones have impaired vision, and don't see you approaching with the rifle until it is too late. The younger ones are spry and capable of dodging your first shot.

i see what you did there.

And if Neo Art is still reading this.

What do you mean by his problem is that he is 16 surrounded by 16 year old girls. I have some idea but would like you to confirm it for me.

I can't speak for Neo Art, but I can certainly say that my memory of being a teenager is that we were pretty much all angsty, socially inept, hormone-ridden morons who had no idea how to deal with the opposite sex. These things tend to make successful relationships rather challenging. :tongue:

You Post on NSG. You Play NS.

The problem is when you put that word in FreeSatania's post. The one you dismissed with your "for the last f-ing time" comment:

Seriously though don't take advice from these forums - except for me of course... They make it sound like dating girls is hard... actually its fun to talk to girls. I'm in a relationship now but I kinda miss the chase - the thrill of going in for the... :D You'll probably always be a little intimidated by smart, beautiful, sexy women - I know I am. But the whole thing is fun from the conversations to the sexy stuff ... and if your a cool guy to be around then there is much in it for her as there is for you. So stop posting on [was 'playing'] NSG and start 'licking' ...

"Stop posting on NSG" has an explicit meaning which is different. Or perhaps you'd like to rewrite all of FS's post for them.

In a Moderation thread only a few days ago, regarding a complaint by one NSGer about another, an incident which happened in an NSG thread, Ardchoille said this:

KoL, I do not think my fellow mods would be pleased if I committed us to spending our time weeding your garden.

*snip*
Remember, though, that General is a discussion and debate forum. As you know, thread starters don't have thread ownership. Of course, like any other player, you have the right to notify mods that you believe a poster's off-topic
*snip*

Got that? A mod calls NSG posters "players."

To "play" NSG is perfectly acceptable terminology.

Thx. Good game.

Actually, NSG is unusual in the fact that it generally does not utilize that.



No! It can go to Hell, along with all the other improperly used words, like anxious (trying to usurp poor eager's place).
We hardly use formal English around here.

Besides, if you consider "mindfucked" to be a noun (as a state of being...ie, "I am totally mindfucked right now") rather than a verb ("I totally mindfucked you last night"), "got" is actually acceptable

(even if she never really comes back here these days :()

hit her for that.

What's in the water?

Seems like more than half of the last 50 or so active topics has been about sex...Can't recall they were so prevalent even months ago. :confused:

Even the thread about space exploration was about sex. Starship Enterprise ... one big sex toy. Prop. 8 ... about sex. Neocons ... sex, sex, sex. Saudi oil tanker ... more sex.

NSG is definitely not safe for small children.

Election's over. Post-victory coitus is important.

Even the thread about space exploration was about sex. Starship Enterprise ... one big sex toy. Prop. 8 ... about sex. Neocons ... sex, sex, sex. Saudi oil tanker ... more sex.

NSG is definitely not safe for small children.
I'm beginning to sex...erm, I mean see. :eek:

To the OP:

Stop investing so much hope and such into one specific person before you even go on a date with them.

Ask out any lady that seems pretty cool. I had more success at not getting rejected as soon as I realized that the stakes really aren't that high when initially asking someone out.

Election's over. Post-victory coitus is important.

Yeah, pretty much. Everyone's in the mood for some lovin'

"Stop posting on NSG" has an explicit meaning which is different. Or perhaps you'd like to rewrite all of FS's post for them.


*rewrites every post on NSG*

Got that? A mod calls NSG posters "players."

To "play" NSG is perfectly acceptable terminology.

Thx. Good game.
Never! Mods can be wrong! *Waits for the Wraith of mod to come down upon him*

I'm a bit of a jerk really. I'm not very sociable and, as you can guess from me being on NSG, kinda geekish. Getting a girlfriend has never been my biggest priority, but more people in my year are getting into relationships and I'm envious.

So you want a relationship...out of envy?

That's really stupid. Hormones aren't even an excuse. It's not a fucking status symbol. Only get in a relationship if you genuinely like the girl involved, and even then don't worry about it if it doesn't happen.

1: Do not make the mistake of starting a "relationship"; you are intelligent enough to know that love is nonsense, so only marry a woman if she is wealthy.

lolwut

We hardly use formal English around here.

Besides, if you consider "mindfucked" to be a noun (as a state of being...ie, "I am totally mindfucked right now") rather than a verb ("I totally mindfucked you last night"), "got" is actually acceptable

Can't it be both?

hit her for that.

WHYDOYOUMAKEMEHITYOU?

lolwut


Parkus says some retarded things like that.

What's in the water?

Seems like more than half of the last 50 or so active topics has been about sex...Can't recall they were so prevalent even months ago. :confused:

NSG is horny at the moment. Perhaps you could relieve the tension?

NSG is horny at the moment. Perhaps you could relieve the tension?

Did anyone else just get "Milkshake" stuck in their head?

I can't speak for Neo Art, but I can certainly say that my memory of being a teenager is that we were pretty much all angsty, socially inept, hormone-ridden morons who had no idea how to deal with the opposite sex. These things tend to make successful relationships rather challenging. :tongue:

Yeah, that was one of my lines of thinking.

Did anyone else just get "Milkshake" stuck in their head?

No but it is now, thanks a lot Sark. :mad:

NSG is horny at the moment. Perhaps you could relieve the tension?
http://static.flickr.com/100/301137740_3010298a3f.jpg

No but it is now, thanks a lot Sark. :mad:

*dances* (http://www.rofl.to/peter-griffin-family-guy-milkshake)

Find a hot girl in a relationship (preferably with a dick of a boyfriend). Engage in a completely platonic friendship with her. 2 years later, when she breaks up, she'll be irresistibly attracted to you.

Hey, worked for my friend. Good things come to those who wait.

Find a hot girl in a relationship (preferably with a dick of a boyfriend). Engage in a completely platonic friendship with her. 2 years later, when she breaks up, she'll be irresistibly attracted to you.

Hey, worked for my friend. Good things come to those who wait.

Your friend is a rare (and extremely lucky) case. Most relationships in that sort don't work like that.

You could always drug her or hit her upon the head with a blunt object. Then you're free to keep her in your house. She'd be yours then. Of course if you're thrown off by the idea of committing a felony, you could always just use the internet for what it was meant for and not trying to communicate and share ideas with people from around the world. Right now on the internet there's a naked girl sticking things in places. Go get her sport.

You could always drug her or hit her upon the head with a blunt object. Then you're free to keep her in your house. She'd be yours then. Of course if you're thrown off by the idea of committing a felony, you could always just use the internet for what it was meant for and not trying to communicate and share ideas with people from around the world. Right on the internet there's a naked girl sticking things in places. Go get her sport.

See? Soviestan has the right idea on things. Good on ya, mate.

http://static.flickr.com/100/301137740_3010298a3f.jpg

lol, where did you find this?

*dances* (http://www.rofl.to/peter-griffin-family-guy-milkshake)

:D Great, now I'm going to be singing it all day.

Did anyone else just get "Milkshake" stuck in their head?

No, right now I have "Closer" stuck in my head.

No, right now I have "Closer" stuck in my head.

I've partially moved on to Are You Gonna Be My Girl, but it's sort of remixing with Milkshake. And now has a bit of Closer thrown in.


...It's getting a little creepy.

I've partially moved on to Are You Gonna Be My Girl, but it's sort of remixing with Milkshake. And now has a bit of Closer thrown in.


...It's getting a little creepy.

Now I just got reminded of the randomly cheerful song in the end credits of episodes of Elfen Lied

Weird.

Perhaps its because you are sitting here asking the interwebs why you can't get a girl instead of asking yourself "What can I do to improve myself and make myself more desireable?"

Perhaps its because you are sitting here asking the interwebs why you can't get a girl instead of asking yourself "What can I do to improve myself and make myself more desireable?"

Heroin. Worked for me.

*nods*

er....*shakes*

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.

Simple: Don't dwell on it, don't complain about it, don't worry about it. Be confident, but not cocky, be friendly and avoid awkward--and always try to crack a joke about your awkwardness when it shows through. Girls are people just like you and I. Nothing remarkable about them, they aren't some sort of god or anything.

You'll "get a girl" (how I hate that term) in good time if you just be yourself, and feel confident in yourself.

Also: Never gripe to a girl about this sort of stuff. It's a huge turnoff.

You'll "get a girl" (how I hate that term) in good time if you just be yourself, and feel confident in yourself.

Or ... you might find your true vocation as a monk.

hit her for that.

nah, i'll just make her make me cake ;)

*sends slice*

Everything's important, from your clothes to your smile. But beside your general appearance, you should be kinda mysterious. That will get her thinking about you. And whatever you do, don't freak her out by texting her every minute and such things.
All those people who say you have to be yourself when your trying to appeal to a girl, they're lying. But the one time you are yourself and she's still attracted to you, then you know you've won the jackpot.


Greetz,
Me

Get a cat.
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I don't know. But from what I can gleam from you... a lot of work is needed.:wink:

Stop trying. As soon as you stop trying so hard, good things tend to happen, in my experience anyway.

I only just found a girl I love Bel - it can happen at any time mate. Don't try rushing into it. Sooner of later you'll find a girl who loves you for who you are. ;)

A few of you know me to some degree or another. I haven't been on for a while and the reason is thus - I tried to get close to a girl in my sixthform I actually like, but inevitably I screwed it up. Now I'm a social outcast again, and thus am here. I kinda want advice -


How did those among us who have a relationship get it? Hopefully I can learn something from your experiences.


Don't try so hard, it's not the end of the world.

Heroin. Worked for me.

*nods*

er....*shakes*

Heroin killed one of my relationships...

Heroin killed one of my relationships...

Umm Herons killed one of my fish!

Umm Herons killed one of my fish!

My condolences.

My condolences.

Should we send flowers?

Should we send flowers?

Sea ferns, fish don't like flowers.

Sea ferns, fish don't like flowers.

What about algae?

What about algae?

Also acceptable.

Also acceptable.

Got it.

Possibly because girls are people and not things you "get"?

This.

I don't know. But from what I can gleam from you... a lot of work is needed.:wink:

You mean "glean."

Right. I did my serious advice earlier. Time to be silly.

First you need a flux capacitor or TARDIS. Now, go to Soviet Russia. Why? Because the rules of Russian reversal dictate that there 'girls get you!' Which I take to mean that all the commies were into that free love hippie nonsense. Even if they aren't, loads of them will be nearly passed out from drinking too much vodka, meaning anyone has a chance.

And so basically you'll be enjoying teh sexing all day long. Only downside, you'll be poor, have to queue at shops for bread for days, and be killed or sent to a gulag if you dare question the party. This will, however, allow you to evaluate your priorities and realise that not having had sex at the age of 16 isn't really a big deal or the worst thing that can happen. So its doublepluswin either way :p

You mean "glean."

That, yes.:tongue:

I've never ever had a girl turn me down
I carry a gun

I've never ever had a girl turn me down
I carry a gun

Lucky you. :rolleyes:

I've never ever had a girl turn me down
I carry a gun

Wrong thread, the lies thread is a different one :)

I've never ever had a girl turn me down
I carry a gun

Ah, asking the drunk, fat, ugly, and unbathed girls, are you?

Ah, asking the drunk, fat, ugly, and unbathed girls, are you?

Wrong thread, the lies thread is a different one :)

Lucky you. :rolleyes:

All of you missed the white text! Or you just ignored it. :D

What's in the water?

Seems like more than half of the last 50 or so active topics has been about sex...Can't recall they were so prevalent even months ago. :confused:

You just haven't been noticing the potential.

Ah, asking the drunk, fat, ugly, and unbathed girls, are you?

Or not asking at all.