NationStates Jolt Archive


"Change the World for a Fiver"

Anti-Social Darwinism
16-11-2008, 07:04
Apparently the souvenir book was too educational.

http://www.parentdish.com/2008/11/14/3rd-graders-get-inappropriate-field-trip-souvenir/?icid=200100397x1213481413x1200797337
Knights of Liberty
16-11-2008, 07:06
Apparently the souvenir book was too educational.

http://www.parentdish.com/2008/11/14/3rd-graders-get-inappropriate-field-trip-souvenir/?icid=200100397x1213481413x1200797337

Awesome. Fuckin' Brits:p
SaintB
16-11-2008, 07:16
I lol'd
Call to power
16-11-2008, 07:24
[reaction on seeing thread] and what if I don't want to change the world!?!

That particular section included illustrations of suggested sexual positions to try while sharing the tub. Other world-changing tips include shaving in intimate places, streaking, talking to strangers and handing out your phone number to five people on the street.

...I have some questions to ask but I'm not sure if I want the answer
South Lorenya
16-11-2008, 07:33
What if you hand out the bookwriter's phone number to five people on the street instead?
Call to power
16-11-2008, 07:50
What if you hand out the bookwriter's phone number to five people on the street instead?

why? cheap git only goes out with a fiver :p
Boonytopia
16-11-2008, 10:18
Ungrateful wretches, I'd like to know a good way to shag in the bath.
SaintB
16-11-2008, 10:23
Ungrateful wretches, I'd like to know a good way to shag in the bath.

I would too, but i need someone to shag first.
Knights of Liberty
16-11-2008, 10:23
Ungrateful wretches, I'd like to know a good way to shag in the bath.

Bend the bitch over.


*the poster is really drunk and should be ignored*
Gauntleted Fist
16-11-2008, 10:26
Bend the bitch over.


*the poster is really drunk and should be ignored*Just how drunk are you? :)

*this poster has had less than four hours of sleep for the past two days*

I need to work on that problem. The words are all blurry, and shit.
Knights of Liberty
16-11-2008, 10:27
Just how drunk are you? :)

Pretty gone. For example, I reread the post Im just typed 8 times to make sure everything was readable. Just because Im drunk doesnt mean I plan on being incoherant.
SaintB
16-11-2008, 10:29
I reread the post Im just typed 8 times

Certified, drunk.
Knights of Liberty
16-11-2008, 10:29
Certified, drunk.

Damn.
Gauntleted Fist
16-11-2008, 10:30
Pretty gone. For example, I reread the post I'm just typed 8 times to make sure everything was readable. Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I plan on being incoherent.Definitely gone, you spelled incoherent with an 'a'.

And I spelled "spelled" with two 'e's, and one 'l'. :(

Screw it, my eyes hurt, and they have little yellow streaks running through them. Definitely time to go to bed.

Oh, and, as for the topic, that would have been an awesome parting gift back when I was in that grade.