NationStates Jolt Archive


Question for Heterosexual men and gay women

The Plutonian Empire
15-11-2008, 01:04
Do you like boobs, or butts? If neither, please specify a body part.

Poll coming...

EDIT: Thanks to Katganistan for editing the poll for me!
Western Mercenary Unio
15-11-2008, 01:06
Here is an another example about the pervasiness of NSG.
Gelgisith
15-11-2008, 01:07
What about bisexuals?
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 01:07
Boobs! :D
The Plutonian Empire
15-11-2008, 01:08
What about bisexuals?

Damn. I completely forgot, Thanks to my one-track mind. :(
Dumb Ideologies
15-11-2008, 01:11
A good personality is paramount. Strangely, I'm generally attracted to geeky girls who most other people I know think aren't particularly attractive. I mean, I hear people all the time going on about how various film stars are hawt, but I can't see it at all. *shrugs*

Maybe I'm subconciously heading down the path of least competition.
Katganistan
15-11-2008, 01:29
Bisexuals added. ;)
Vault 10
15-11-2008, 01:38
A good personality is paramount.
Each Boob Size is known to give a +1 bonus to both Personality and Intelligence.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
15-11-2008, 01:38
Thighs ftw!
Benevulon
15-11-2008, 01:42
Ignoring personality/intelligence, what I look most for is a pretty face I suppose.
Dumb Ideologies
15-11-2008, 01:43
Each Boob Size is known to give a +1 bonus to both Personality and Intelligence.

Heh. I'm pretty sure its the opposite of that.
Mirkana
15-11-2008, 01:43
Faces. I pay attention to the face. Seriously - there was this one girl I once saw with an absolutely beautiful face, and I couldn't stop staring.

Mind you, since I care diddly squat about looks when I'm actually considering a relationship, I didn't say anything to her. The girl I will soon be dating isn't that pretty, frankly. But I get along with her great.
Ifreann
15-11-2008, 01:44
I find your lack of a "both" option disturbing. Nice boobs are nice. A nice ass is nice. Nice boobs and a nice ass is doublenice.
Geolana
15-11-2008, 01:49
I chose "asses," though it is really the face that attracts me. It takes a helluva body to overcome a bad face, whereas I can accept a not-perfect body with a nice face.
Dempublicents1
15-11-2008, 01:58
If I've got to choose between them, I'd have to go with boobs.

But a really nice butt in some tight pants? That's awesome, too. (and can be awesome on people of either sex!)
R539
15-11-2008, 02:08
Definitely have to go with the boobs.
Redwulf
15-11-2008, 04:21
What if the answer is yes?
Soviestan
15-11-2008, 05:11
penis.
Intangelon
15-11-2008, 05:27
Can't say it's one part. It's the gestalt from every sense. Touch, taste, smell, sight, but especially sound.

That said, if we must talk parts, I'm a fan of small breasts. The big ones get all the attention, but there's something about being chest-to-chest with a woman whose breasts are peach-sized or smaller. Feeing her heart beat faster as...well...anyway, you get the idea.
New Manvir
15-11-2008, 05:28
can't I have both?
Xomic
15-11-2008, 05:57
What about both ?
Dyakovo
15-11-2008, 06:01
penis.

What part of "Question for Heterosexual men and gay women" did you not get?
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:04
I am a heterosexual male.

I do not take a stand on the "boobs or butts" argument, instead preferring the flare of the hips as viewed from the front. I'm weird.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:05
penis.

Unclear on the concept, I see.
Stoklomolvi
15-11-2008, 06:05
Lulz.

How about that single strand of hair in the middle of the part? If it's leaning to the right of the sunset, huzzah! If to the left, damn! If straight up, damn!
Svalbardania
15-11-2008, 06:06
I am a heterosexual male.

I do not take a stand on the "boobs or butts" argument, instead preferring the flare of the hips as viewed from the front. I'm weird.

This, plus small of the back.
SaintB
15-11-2008, 06:06
I have the same problem with women I have with chicken... yeah we all know that joke but it was mandatory.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:08
This, plus small of the back.

Mmm, yees.
Sparkelle
15-11-2008, 06:16
I am a heterosexual male.

I do not take a stand on the "boobs or butts" argument, instead preferring the flare of the hips as viewed from the front. I'm weird.

Sorta like that?
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/rtms77/keira-knightley.jpg
Kyronea
15-11-2008, 06:38
I think I remember reading once a suggestion or something by some scientist or other that breasts became as prominent as they are on women and in the view of men to help attract men to them once they could no longer use their buttocks, since most sex became missionary-position-esque rather than mounting on the back as most other animals do.

Whatever the case, I do like breasts. All kinds of breasts. I do like butts too. Spankable ones.
Callisdrun
15-11-2008, 06:43
Sorta like that?
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/rtms77/keira-knightley.jpg

Yes. But Keira is a bit thin for my taste.
Collectivity
15-11-2008, 06:47
'For love is blind
Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind"
Shakespeare "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

I voted butt over boob - though it was a hard call. Face, body, arms, handsa, hair .... it's all wonderful.
But butt over boob...why? Because I notice a woman's butt when she moves and a terrible butt is a terrible thing. I doesn't worry me about the size of boobs - although flat on the chest and tickiling the belly button is rather tragic.
Hayteria
15-11-2008, 06:54
I prefer boobs; I tend not to notice butts because they're on both girls and guys...
Deefiki Ahno States
15-11-2008, 07:05
A face is the first thing I notice--especially a nice smile and nice eyes. If those are great it is rare that boobs or butt will disqualify unless there is a severe deviation...

The poll is flawed.
Hayteria
15-11-2008, 07:08
A face is the first thing I notice--especially a nice smile and nice eyes. If those are great it is rare that boobs or butt will disqualify unless there is a severe deviation...

The poll is flawed.
True, but the poll was about boobs vs. butts in comparison to each other, not in comparison to other body parts.
Deefiki Ahno States
15-11-2008, 07:26
True, but the poll was about boobs vs. butts in comparison to each other, not in comparison to other body parts.

In that case a big rack makes too big an ass acceptable. Of course then you are in danger of joining the 200 club.
Enormous Gentiles
15-11-2008, 07:39
If the question is boobs and butts, then my answer is legs and vagina.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Except that I do love me some boobs and butts.
Boihaemum
15-11-2008, 07:39
Butts for sure.

"I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go." That sums me up perfectly.
Hayteria
15-11-2008, 08:11
In that case a big rack makes too big an ass acceptable. Of course then you are in danger of joining the 200 club.
I don't know what the 200 club is, but yeah, as long as the rack still stands out in the figure. Ever heard of youtube star Mellie D?
SaintB
15-11-2008, 08:13
I don't know what the 200 club is, but yeah, as long as the rack still stands out in the figure. Ever heard of Mellie D?

Guys that have had sex with women over 200 lbs.
Delator
15-11-2008, 08:55
If it's choice between an unshapely ass and big boobs, or a firm, shapely ass and small boobs...well, give me that ass every time. :tongue:
Kirchensittenbach
15-11-2008, 09:13
Each Boob Size is known to give a +1 bonus to both Personality and Intelligence.

Well, of course this only applies to natural boobs, ones like that Eva Lola Ferrari who had so many boobs jobs, was an idiot


penis.

Soviestan, there is such a thing as heterosexual, look into what this means before you post

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For the record, I said Boobs, but I'm content to go for basic D-cups
New Wallonochia
15-11-2008, 09:22
Soviestan, there is such a thing as heterosexual, look into what this means before you post

If you're turned on by chicks with dicks does that make you straight, gay or bi?
SaintB
15-11-2008, 09:36
If you're turned on by chicks with dicks does that make you straight, gay or bi?

That makes you creepy IMO.
Blouman Empire
15-11-2008, 10:24
Do you like boobs, or butts? If neither, please specify a body part.

Poll coming...

EDIT: Thanks to Katganistan for editing the poll for me!

Where is the both option?
Blouman Empire
15-11-2008, 10:26
I am a heterosexual male.

I do not take a stand on the "boobs or butts" argument, instead preferring the flare of the hips as viewed from the front. I'm weird.

Yes you are weird, but that's not why. :p
Golugan
15-11-2008, 10:28
I prefer boobs, because if I can get away with staring at those I'm golden, but if I get away with staring from behind it's because she doesn't see me.
Vault 10
15-11-2008, 11:46
Well, of course this only applies to natural boobs, ones like that Eva Lola Ferrari who had so many boobs jobs, was an idiot
Well, if you want to get serious, the bonus is, of course, to Personality and Intelligence as perceived by the opposite sex.


No magic - pure science. As they say, "the blood to your little head comes from your big one"... sexual or romantic arousal drops your Intelligence, and, as you can only judge in comparison, you rate the other-sex person higher. That's why everyone's, meaning absolutely everyone's gf is always an extraordinarily smart and deep person, except around and after the breakup.
Eofaerwic
15-11-2008, 14:32
Breasts - though I go for quality over quantity.

Big, fake breasts are unpleasant, they need to look natural.
Daistallia 2104
15-11-2008, 15:44
My answer:
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=yNvOPN1LoQ4

Works real well in the land of no butt or boobs...

A man walks into a lingere shop looking for a romantic gift for his Japanese GF.
The clerk asks what cup size she wears. Being a typical guy, he's not sure.

The clerk holds up a grapefruit. "This big?"

"No, smaller."

Holding up an orange, the clerk asks again "how abou this big?"

"No, smaller..."

The clerk holds up an egg.

"That's it! Fry that up and you've got the right size..."

(That's no joke. ;))
Zainzibar Land
15-11-2008, 15:46
pussy
Breasts are good too
Serinite IV
15-11-2008, 16:03
Bisexual, and (talking about women), I like Arms (lower, upper, doesn't matter), hair (down to the collar) and legs. Men, I don't really know, b/c I've never been really attracted to one, but I feel that I could go either way.



Edit: Along with a chick's vagina, as long as it isn't a shag carpet down there.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 16:51
I like both, actually. Boobs are plump and soft and butts are just.... rawr.. fit to squeeze.
Dalmatia Cisalpina
15-11-2008, 18:28
I'm bisexual, and I definitely place much more emphasis on boobs than butts.
Saige Dragon
15-11-2008, 20:44
Boobs. And a nice stomach.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 20:44
I like both, actually. Boobs are plump and soft and butts are just.... rawr.. fit to squeeze.

You are listing my hopes and dreams... :D
Dyakovo
15-11-2008, 20:46
Both... But if I had to choose I'd have to say boobs...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-11-2008, 20:50
You are listing my hopes and dreams... :D

Close that mouth, you're drooling everywhere.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-11-2008, 20:51
Close that mouth, you're drooling everywhere.

I needz a tissue I think. :p
Isolated Places
15-11-2008, 21:22
When it comes to breasts I was once told anything more than a handfull is a waste - fortunately I have large hands.
Dyakovo
15-11-2008, 21:24
When it comes to breasts I was once told anything more than a handfull is a waste - fortunately I have large hands.

I've heard that too, I just don't believe it... :D
Knights of Liberty
16-11-2008, 00:58
Why do we have to pick?

If I have to pick, Ill take a nice ass anyday.
The Brevious
16-11-2008, 02:45
Le package totale.
WhydoihaftachoosewhywhyYYYYY
The Brevious
16-11-2008, 02:50
If the question is boobs and butts, then my answer is legs and vagina.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Except that I do love me some boobs and butts.Having lobster with that, are we?
Letila
16-11-2008, 19:04
Definitely butts, I tend to pay more attention to them than breasts.
Gronde
16-11-2008, 20:01
First off, this is the greatest thread ever. (Probably not, but I like to live in the present) And I'm more of a butt guy -- not because nice butts turn me on any more than nice boobs, but because not-so-nice boobs are far less likely to turn me off than not-so-nice butts.

And now to go off and snicker like a junior high student. XD
The Alma Mater
16-11-2008, 20:16
To quote married with children:

"Boobies, Boobies, yumyumyum"
Turaan
16-11-2008, 20:18
Depends on the woman they're on.
Big Jim P
16-11-2008, 20:28
I like both, and everything they're attached to.
Dakini
16-11-2008, 20:32
But a really nice butt in some tight pants? That's awesome, too. (and can be awesome on people of either sex!)
I agree with this statement. My bf went as Ziggy Stardust for Halloween complete with bright red hot pants.

Needless to say they were very hot pants and I was sad I could only witness their awesomeness from a webcam.


Although for girls, boobs are nice... not big ones though.
German Nightmare
16-11-2008, 21:18
Whichever points towards me.

If she's facing me, the boobs. If her rear is facing me, the butt.

But to be honest, I prefer my women to have both, boobs and butt and the whole rest!