NationStates Jolt Archive

For this topic, i'd like you to share strange but true news you have herd. I'll start. It's for lulz, so don't worry about a source. Just share the humor! :D

Here's mine:

From The Gloucester Citizen:

A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialling an 0891 number from an advertisement entitled 'Hear Me Moan' the caller was played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs around the house. Consumer Watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the complaint, saying, 'He got what he deserved.'

From The Guardian:

After being charged 20 pounds for a 10 pounds overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to 'Yorkshire Bank Plc are Fascist *******s.' The Bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr *******s has asked them to repay the 69p balance by cheque, made out in his new name.

From The Manchester Evening News:

Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket.

The UK is teh lulz. :D

More from the Evening Manchester news:

An elderly woman at a unit for sufferers of senile dementia passed round a box of mothballs thinking that they were mints. Eleven people were taken to hospital for treatment.

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/article.asp?edition_id=10&categ_id=29&article_id=95215

More from the Evening Manchester news:

An elderly woman at a unit for sufferers of senile dementia passed round a box of mothballs thinking that they were mints. Eleven people were taken to hospital for treatment.

Those poor moths. :(

Those poor moths. :(

hahahaha! :D

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/article.asp?edition_id=10&categ_id=29&article_id=95215

Ah, even in Spain there are teh lulz. :D

See the other thread about the Ruskies stealing a Church. ah i'll look up some other funny stuff see what i'll find.

Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket.
"Produced" it from where?

"Produced" it from where?

You don't want to know... :eek:

here we go, something about flat earthers:
BBC magazine (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7540427.stm)
Mr Davis now believes "the Earth is flat and horizontally infinite - it stretches horizontally forever".

"And it is at least 9,000 kilometres deep", he adds.

James McIntyre, a British-based moderator of a Flat Earth Society discussion website, has a slightly different take. "The Earth is, more or less, a disc," he states. "Obviously it isn't perfectly flat thanks to geological phenomena like hills and valleys. It is around 24,900 miles in diameter."
interesting and funny.

ohh ohh and i got another one
250 year old murder case re-opened (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7729251.stm)

An audacious theft (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7728407.stm)

Did they steal the congregation too? Did they notice?!

An audacious theft (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7728407.stm)

Did they steal the congregation too? Did they notice?!

:D
It was intact in July but some time in early October thieves made off with it brick by brick, they said.
...
The disappearance of the Church of the Resurrection, some 300 km (186 miles) north-east of Moscow, was not immediately noticed.

"is it me or is the church getting smaller?"
"it's just you."

http://www.thelocal.se/15610.html

http://www.thelocal.se/15610.html

o_o

:D


"is it me or is the church getting smaller?"
"it's just you."
lol
I bet the thieves were climbing the walls with anticipation.
http://www.thelocal.se/15610.html

what...the...hell?

ohh i got another odd one.
LG gone walkies! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7730371.stm)

annnnddd another one this one is really fucked up
how avatars have sex? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm)

http://www.thelocal.se/15610.html

"Should it be permitted to stroke a bitch's teats with love, or should it be classified as animal sexual abuse?" the minister wondered.



http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animals/animal0019.gif :fluffle:

annnnddd another one this one is really fucked up
how avatars have sex? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm)

"First you need to buy genitals," "...You can have ones that ejaculate at the right moment."
this inferrs you can buy ones that ejaculate at the wrong moment... :eek:

"Hi" *spurt* "oh damn..."

this inferrs you can buy ones that ejaculate at the wrong moment... :eek:

"Hi" *spurt* "oh damn..."

:D
some really really sad people exist.
I mean what the hell, who would want a...it just defies all reason.

this inferrs you can buy ones that ejaculate at the wrong moment... :eek:

"Hi" *spurt* "oh damn..."

*rolls around the floor laughing her ass off*

http://www.thelocal.se/15610.html
In the same vein:
http://colombiareports.com/colombian-news/trivia/1913-donkey-brothel-fares-well.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm

Inmate mails himself out of jail.

*rolls around the floor laughing her ass off*
I *SAID* I was nervous!
:mad:

"Should it be permitted to stroke a bitch's teats with love, or should it be classified as animal sexual abuse?" the minister wondered. :fluffle:
You know what really sucks? Sigline limits.

Oh yeah, gotta love dem Aussies ....
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE4AC4QA20081113
When the going gets tough ...

I *SAID* I was nervous!
:mad:

:D
And I'm enjoying this insight on your soul, TB.

:D
And I'm enjoying this insight on your soul, TB.
You ever watch Naked Lunch?
There's this scene that i think works ....
http://whiggles.landofwhimsy.com/images/dvd-nakedlunch-shot2.jpg
Well, the better one is the one where he pulls the head out of the bag and does some typing, but i think you get my drift.
Well ...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2717978902_64374750b2.jpg?v=0
That one might work better.

this inferrs you can buy ones that ejaculate at the wrong moment... :eek:

"Hi" *spurt* "oh damn..."How is that any different than ... uhm, never mind.