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Alas, my fellow bitches, it is I!

Belschaft loves me, do you?

If you say you love me, I will grant you three wishes.

*buttons magical cardigan*
*cracks knuckles*

I am the first person to post in the newest IL Ruffino thread.
I'm not sure whether or not I love you. Will you make the wishes you grant us come true?

I used to love Ruffalino.

Then he betrayed me.





You broke my heart.

WE LOVE YOU RUFFIE! *Waves a sign with Ruffie's avatar on it*

So, are you going to meet up with me while I'm in Philly or not?

Probably not.

Where have you been? And yeah, I missed you, sorta.

Will you make the wishes you grant us come true?
Of course I will, I'm Ruffy! But you're not sure if you love me, so I'm not sure if I can be arsed to grant your wishes.
You broke my heart.
Oh yeah? Well you broke my bed, you slut.
WE LOVE YOU RUFFIE! *Waves a sign with Ruffie's avatar on it*
What are thy wishes?
So, are you going to meet up with me while I'm in Philly or not?
Will try.
Probably not.
Shh, she might hear you.

Where have you been? And yeah, I missed you, sorta.

I've been in the darkroom at school.

Developer is my new cologne. ;)

Fine, I'm not packing your prezzies then!

I've been in the darkroom at school.

Developer is my new cologne. ;)

To coin an old joke, you went into the darkroom to see what developed.

I didn't think they even had darkrooms anymore, with digital cameras and all.

(Some of the best times I had in high school were in the photography club darkroom)

Hey Ruffy, missed ya.

What are thy wishes?

I wish for WoW to be destroyed!

I wish for Disco to make a comeback!

And I wish for NSG to suddenly have a large influx of right-wingers, just for the lulz!

I love you. Not in a gay way, though, so stop looking at my ass.

I wish for:

1. World Peace (if I only had two wishes, this would not make the cut).

2. Endless Marathons of "Sanford & Son" on TNT.

3. An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

Ruffy, that hit-and-run Casanova, gone offline already, all promises and no delivery, much like any 'wishes' he 'promises' to grant - haven't you promised enough already!

I wish for:

3. An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
You'll shoot your eye out.

You'll shoot your eye out.

You're right. Better make it one of [img=http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/872/leglampft8.th.jpg] (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leglampft8.jpg)[img=http://img117.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif] (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)"]these.

I used to love Ruffalino.

Then he betrayed me.





You broke my heart.

Then use glue and tape. Geeze :rolleyes::p

Alas, my fellow bitches, it is I!

Belschaft loves me, do you?

If you say you love me, I will grant you three wishes.

*buttons magical cardigan*
*cracks knuckles*

Wait people! He could be a fruad. I demand that you reveal your Genie's license and diploma from Magical High School to verify your claims. :mad::)

:D

Remember, flag poles do NOT taste good. Even if you're triple dog dared.

:D

Remember, flag poles do NOT taste good. Even if you're triple dog dared.That's seriously unhealthy. :eek:

I love you Ruffy.

I wish for:

1. Endwar with a headset
2. G36E
3. an LCD HD TV

Alas, my fellow bitches, it is I!

Belschaft loves me, do you?

If you say you love me, I will grant you three wishes.

*buttons magical cardigan*
*cracks knuckles*

<Sticks Ruffy into a bottle as he is obviously a genie.>

<Sticks Ruffy into a bottle as he is obviously a genie.>

Are you going to make him wear harem pants and a gauzy veil?

I used to love Ruffalino.

Then he betrayed me.He betrays EVERYBODY.
Except the one mark .... the mark on the inside.

<Sticks Ruffy into a bottle as he is obviously a genie.>Ooh, ooh!!
I know who to stuff the bottle into now, after shaking it up! w00t!

*pickles*

Then use glue and tape. Geeze :rolleyes::pI'll offer gobs of saliva and whatever other body fluids may help.

*pickles*

Hey.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14214745&postcount=26
+
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14214591&postcount=778
You know what to do, you know when to do it.
*nods*