Let me help you with that TV buddy!
The Black Forrest
13-11-2008, 10:28
Cuff 'em Dano!
Ah where?
:D
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=74709
So did anybody get fired? ;)
Blouman Empire
13-11-2008, 10:44
Hilarious, utter genius.
Hilarious, utter genius.Pretty stupid actually. He managed to get away from the store, but people missing both arms aren't common. I doubt it'll take the police long to find him.
Blouman Empire
13-11-2008, 11:42
Pretty stupid actually. He managed to get away from the store, but people missing both arms aren't common. I doubt it'll take the police long to find him.
Yeah it was stupid but the fact that he just strapped it to himself and walked out to me seems funny.
Callisdrun
13-11-2008, 11:44
I wonder if he did it for the lulz.
Skip rat
13-11-2008, 12:38
Leave the guy alone....he's 'armless
Sorry
Rambhutan
13-11-2008, 13:13
You've got to hand it to him for trying...
Rambhutan
13-11-2008, 13:14
If they catch him they should let him off with a slap on the wrist...
Western Mercenary Unio
13-11-2008, 13:15
You've got to hand it to him for trying...
If they catch him they should let him off with a slap on the wrist...
Must..resist..bad..jokes!
Zombie PotatoHeads
13-11-2008, 13:36
Hilarious, though I take issue with the report calling a 24" TV "giant". A person could almost slip one of those under a bulky raincoat.
Zombie PotatoHeads
13-11-2008, 13:38
If they catch him they should let him off with a slap on the wrist...
He certainly gave the finger to that shop.
If he does get caught, the police will throw the book at him. He's got no defense for his actions. Doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Callisdrun
13-11-2008, 13:38
Hilarious, though I take issue with the report calling a 24" TV "giant". A person could almost slip one of those under a bulky raincoat.
My TV at home is 19" and it's pretty damn bulky. Of course, it was made in 1982, sooo....
Wilgrove
13-11-2008, 13:38
I think they should let him have it. The fact that he managed to trick people into helping him just shows how ingenious he really is. *nod*
Rambhutan
13-11-2008, 13:43
Police Officer "Okay scumbag hands up!"
*sound of shooting*
Zombie PotatoHeads
13-11-2008, 13:45
My TV at home is 19" and it's pretty damn bulky. Of course, it was made in 1982, sooo....
I'm assuming the TV he stole was a LCD or Plasma. They're pretty thin these days, especially the top of the range models.
Rambhutan
13-11-2008, 13:48
I'm assuming the TV he stole was a LCD or Plasma. They're pretty thin these days, especially the top of the range models.
So I am assuming he used his teeth and an erection to carry it?
Wilgrove
13-11-2008, 13:57
So I am assuming he used his teeth and an erection to carry it?
What the....what?!
Dumb Ideologies
13-11-2008, 14:11
I think we should all celebrate that crime is now truly an equal opportunity sector of the economy.
Zombie PotatoHeads
13-11-2008, 14:16
I think we should all celebrate that crime is now truly an equal opportunity sector of the economy.
You're absolutely correct. Let's all give him a big hand.
Police Officer "Okay scumbag hands up!"
*sound of shooting*Munich police are more likely to beat you with batons. Best to keep the coppers at arms length.
Dumb Ideologies
13-11-2008, 14:26
You're absolutely correct. Let's all give him a big hand.
Yup. Actually, I think he's here in the audience today. C'mon, give us a wave, let 'em see ya. Oh...crap...um...everyone wave at him!
Rambhutan
13-11-2008, 14:27
Wonder if they have his fingerprints on file?
Tmutarakhan
13-11-2008, 16:19
Unarmed robbery is a much less serious offense than armed robbery, you know.
Rambhutan
13-11-2008, 16:21
Unarmed robbery is a much less serious offense than armed robbery, you know.
Excellent, wish I had thought of that one :D
Wilgrove
13-11-2008, 16:43
I'm not your buddy, pal!
He's not your pal, friend!
DrunkenDove
13-11-2008, 18:15
No one escapes the long arm of the law.