NationStates Jolt Archive


Underwear, or Body Armor?

SaintB
10-11-2008, 04:58
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24621910-13762,00.html

AN English barmaid has told how a $14 bra saved her life when she was stabbed in the chest by a mugger.

Victim Vicky Parsons, 26, said the point of the knife pierced her skin but the serrated blade caught on the wiring of a new bra .


Saved by the bra... talk about support!
Blouman Empire
10-11-2008, 05:02
Funny, best $14 she has ever spent.
Fleckenstein
10-11-2008, 05:02
Odds of men wearing a bra for defense: 1 in 70.
SaintB
10-11-2008, 05:03
Odds of men wearing a bra for defense: 1 in 70.

I think I would fit in a B...
Braaainsss
10-11-2008, 05:04
There's actually a line of stylish bulletproof clothing. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/06/world/americas/06mexico.html)
Blouman Empire
10-11-2008, 05:10
I think I would fit in a B...

You think? Come on SaintB I know your dressing habits, you know you would fit in a B :p

There's actually a line of stylish bulletproof clothing. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/06/world/americas/06mexico.html)

I want to get one of them. And yes as a guy in the article says I would get it just for the ego.
SaintB
10-11-2008, 05:11
You think? Come on SaintB I know your dressing habits, you know you would fit in a B :p

That was only once! I was drunk and there was no more birthday cake! *cries*
Gauntleted Fist
10-11-2008, 05:27
Under Armour is no longer allowed to call itself that until we get a story like this about it. :p
SaintB
10-11-2008, 05:28
Under Armour is no longer allowed to call itself that until we get a story like this about it. :p

I agree.
Blouman Empire
10-11-2008, 05:29
Aww *gives cake to SaintB*

But that doesn't explain the high heels.
Gauthier
10-11-2008, 05:29
Odds of men wearing a bra for defense: 1 in 70.

Hoover never was stabbed in his lifetime.

:D
SaintB
10-11-2008, 05:30
Aww *gives cake to SaintB*

But that doesn't explain the high heels.

I have no idea where they came from either...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-11-2008, 07:02
Remember, girls, knife touching is bad touching!
Gauntleted Fist
10-11-2008, 07:04
I agree.So, name proposals? :p
SaintB
10-11-2008, 07:08
So, name proposals? :p

Sweat Soaker Upper? Not as catchy I know but is 1 am...