NationStates Jolt Archive

As of late, I have become dissatisfied with our current system of open, representative democracy. I have decided that we should adopt a new government.

LANarchy.

After spending the last two days sitting at my computer, staining my keyboard with my tears, having a caffiene overdose, and whining about Obama's victory to anyone who will listen on Warcraft Three, a sudden revelation from the heavens struck me:

LANarchy.

Rule by LAN (Local area networks). No one will know their leaders, all control will be local. There will be no way to muster an army, because then you would know your leaders. Taxation, defense, everything will be done electronically.

LANarchy.

Perfection in computer form. Hundreds of programs will have to be written to prevent assaults (Via computer) on other LANarchys. Of course, these programs must be given some amount of authority, therefore, I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords. It is perfection.

LANarchy.

Do you think I say LANarchy too much?

LANarchy.
What do you NSGers think of it? Am I just sore over the recent election? Was I on to something during my caffeine induced frenzy? Am I just crazy? And should I get the expansion pack to a game that's four years old?

... wouldn't work, the WANarchists would crush you.

oops, I said too much.

Fuck yeah, Warcraft 3!

*sets off EMP bomb*

Where's your LANarchy now?

*sets off EMP bomb*

Where's your LANarchy now?

Offline.:p

Cut down on the booze and drugs, CM. SIGH.

As of late, I have become dissatisfied with our current system of open, representative democracy. I have decided that we should adopt a new government.

LANarchy.

After spending the last two days sitting at my computer, staining my keyboard with my tears, having a caffiene overdose, and whining about Obama's victory to anyone who will listen on Warcraft Three, a sudden revelation from the heavens struck me:

LANarchy.

Rule by LAN (Local area networks). No one will know their leaders, all control will be local. There will be no way to muster an army, because then you would know your leaders. Taxation, defense, everything will be done electronically.

LANarchy.

Perfection in computer form. Hundreds of programs will have to be written to prevent assaults (Via computer) on other LANarchys. Of course, these programs must be given some amount of authority, therefore, I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords. It is perfection.

LANarchy.

Do you think I say LANarchy too much?

LANarchy.
What do you NSGers think of it? Am I just sore over the recent election? Was I on to something during my caffeine induced frenzy? Am I just crazy? And should I get the expansion pack to a game that's four years old?

When I read the thread title, I thought you were proposing an NSG lan party be planned.

Cut down on the booze and drugs, CM. SIGH.
Awww...:(

When I read the thread title, I thought you were proposing an NSG lan party be planned.
Aye also this.

"We can has games of SOASE over Hamachi :O etc." - but then no.

Okay...and what would happen when the system is hacked? A virus blows through the system? If the people don't know their leaders, wouldn't they become dissented when something goes wrong? Wouldn't disunity cause the system to fall apart?

You're not crazy. I admire you for thinkg of new solutions, but...you just need to lay off the caffeine a little bit...

Okay...and what would happen when the system is hacked? A virus blows through the system? If the people don't know their leaders, wouldn't they become dissented when something goes wrong? Wouldn't disunity cause the system to fall apart?

You're not crazy. I admire you for thinkg of new solutions, but...you just need to lay off the caffeine a little bit...
What happens? Nothing happens. Our Computer overlords will take care of any virus' that dare invade our system.:hail::p

What happens? Nothing happens. Our Computer overlords will take care of any virus' that dare invade our system.:hail::p

You aren't even taking this seriously anymore , are you :p

You aren't even taking this seriously anymore , are you :p

I never took it seriously in the first place.:tongue:

Just something that popped into my head, and I thought it might make for a good discussion, albeit not a serious one.;)

Whisky.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

My dear, what on Earth have you been smoking?

Whisky.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

My dear, what on Earth have you been smoking?

I'm not really sure...:wink:

I've always been a fan of computer-rule. See my avatar.