NationStates Jolt Archive

I have a poli Sci teacher From Iran very good teacher. And he has a great sense of humor. I want to learn a Persian Phrase or two that will somewhat scare him and get a good laugh.

همه*ی افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می*آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند, همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان می*باشند و باید دربرابر یکدیگر با روح برادری رفتار کنند ;)

همه*ی افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می*آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند, همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان می*باشند و باید دربرابر یکدیگر با روح برادری رفتار کنند ;)
Why do you hate freedom?

همه*ی افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می*آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند, همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان می*باشند و باید دربرابر یکدیگر با روح برادری رفتار کنند ;)

*blinks audibly*

By the way, thanks for blowing up my spell checker with that.

همه*ی افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می*آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند, همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان می*باشند و باید دربرابر یکدیگر با روح برادری رفتار کنند ;)

i need to say it not write it. my goal is to come in slightly early pretend to be asleep and wake up and say something along the lines of "if you don't want more water then tell us the information we want. "


He knows i lean Anarchist and I am a military veteran

i need to say it not write it. my goal is to come in slightly early pretend to be asleep and wake up and say something along the lines of "if you don't want more water then tell us the information we want. "


He knows i lean Anarchist and I am a military veteran
Well figure out how to say that. It's the funniest joke of them all. When you figure out how to read it and understand it, you'll know why I find it so funny and amusing.
*blinks audibly*

By the way, thanks for blowing up my spell checker with that.
No problem.
Why do you hate freedom?
I was trying to think of some kind of Iranian food to re-name "Freedom Something"....but I couldn't think of anything. :p

I was trying to think of some kind of Iranian food to re-name "Freedom Something"....but I couldn't think of anything. :p

Democracy kebabs?

I was trying to think of some kind of Iranian food to re-name "Freedom Something"....but I couldn't think of anything. :p
Freedom, eh, almond-fried rice.

Freedom, eh, almond-fried rice.
Doesn't have the certain ring to it I'm looking for, to be totally honest.
Democracy kebabs?
Hmm. Possible. I thought they were Turkish though?

In Central Europe it's always Turks selling those things.

Doesn't have the certain ring to it I'm looking for, to be totally honest.
Freedom lentil soup? :tongue:
Hmm. Possible. I thought they were Turkish though?

In Central Europe it's always Turks selling those things.
Döner, aye, Turkish, shish, more Middle Eastern. Still from the Levant more than Iran, mind.

Doesn't have the certain ring to it I'm looking for, to be totally honest.

Hmm. Possible. I thought they were Turkish though?

In Central Europe it's always Turks selling those things.

They're pretty wide spread (I've had them at Afghan, Persian, and Turkish places around here) but I was thinking of the Chelow Kebab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelo_kabab)

Well figure out how to say that. It's the funniest joke of them all. When you figure out how to read it and understand it, you'll know why I find it so funny and amusing.

No problem.

I was trying to think of some kind of Iranian food to re-name "Freedom Something"....but I couldn't think of anything. :p

can you make a youtube on how to say it

This one is good:
ah-blah oo-sted eh-spahn-yol

This one is good:
ah-blah oo-sted eh-spahn-yol

:eek:
You can't say that Lapse.

Show some class :p

This one is good:
ah-blah oo-sted eh-spahn-yol
Fact - if you have to pronounce it like this, you're going to be hoping to fuck they say no :D

Well figure out how to say that. It's the funniest joke of them all. When you figure out how to read it and understand it, you'll know why I find it so funny and amusing.


Ah, the ol' "Horse walks into a bar" one.