NationStates Jolt Archive


Nationwide Erection Day

Vault 10
04-11-2008, 09:08
So, it finally happened - the Day is here.
Does it excite you and change your regular plans?

Are you going to perform your civic duty today - will you come?

Is it all the main candidate for you, are you going for the parties, or for the vices?

Are you set hard on one of the candidates, or still hanging unsteadily?

Anything else? Discuss!
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 09:12
If I emphasize the parties, I may have trouble with the erection bit.
NERVUN
04-11-2008, 09:37
If I emphasize the parties, I may have trouble with the erection bit.
No worries, Japan is standing by with another shipment of Viagra in case the US has problems with it.
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 10:09
No worries, Japan is standing by with another shipment of Viagra in case the US has problems with it.

No no, that's quite all right. I don't think getting "whiskey-dick" as some I know call it, is such a bad thing. Prevents me from engaging in some activities while drunk that I might regret sober.
Vault 10
04-11-2008, 12:35
I don't think getting "whiskey-dick" as some I know call it, is such a bad thing.
Indeed. Who needs a Dick when you can have a John?
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 12:51
Indeed. Who needs a Dick when you can have a John?

I'm not sure if I follow your meaning.
Tygereyes
04-11-2008, 13:48
I'm not sure if I follow your meaning.

Think about it a little harder. Callisdrun. :p
Dorksonian
04-11-2008, 13:52
Funny
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 14:40
Think about it a little harder. Callisdrun. :p

John as in toilet?

I rarely ever puke when drunk. The few times I've done so made me quite a bit more careful at keeping track of myself.

The loss of... certain abilities... happens much sooner than that. Around the point when I start walking all wobbly.
Peisandros
04-11-2008, 14:43
John as in toilet?

I rarely ever puke when drunk. The few times I've done so made me quite a bit more careful at keeping track of myself.

The loss of... certain abilities... happens much sooner than that. Around the point when I start walking all wobbly.

I tend to throw up because of alcohol quite a lot. Drinking too much too fast. Good times though.
Vault 10
04-11-2008, 16:01
John as in toilet?
John McCain. You can vote for him, and, if lucky, even have him as the president.
Callisdrun
04-11-2008, 16:15
John McCain. You can vote for him, and, if lucky, even have him as the president.

Not far different.

I would much rather have a dick than that kind of john. Unless the dick was a Cheney.
Sans Amour
04-11-2008, 16:50
I don't have the equipment to partake in Erection day. ^^' Sorry.

On an unrelated note, I sent in my absentee ballot and I already stated my opinion elsewhere. I'm a Democrat from Wyoming!
DrunkenDove
04-11-2008, 17:12
John McCain. You can vote for him, and, if lucky, even have him as the president.

When did spoilers get so sexy?
Vault 10
04-11-2008, 17:55
When did spoilers get so sexy?
When we invented the wheel.


Let's take a cheap Japanese car...
http://www.criticman.com/impreza/photos/main.jpg

What a crock!


An add a SPOILER....

http://www.edmunds.com/media/reviews/top10/cars.best.residual.value/06.subaru.wrx.sti.500.jpg

YEAH, BABY!



Now...
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/269500/269938RwYV_w.jpg
FAPFAPFAPFAP!
SaintB
04-11-2008, 18:27
I think we all know what was on Vault's mind when he made this thread.. it had very little to do with politics...
The Brevious
05-11-2008, 09:48
So, it finally happened - the Day is here.
Does it excite you and change your regular plans?

Are you going to perform your civic duty today - will you come?

Is it all the main candidate for you, are you going for the parties, or for the vices?

Are you set hard on one of the candidates, or still hanging unsteadily?

Anything else? Discuss!How, again, did Lunatic Golfballs miss posting this thread first?
Collectivity
05-11-2008, 09:51
So, it finally happened - the Day is here.
Does it excite you and change your regular plans?

Are you going to perform your civic duty today - will you come?

Is it all the main candidate for you, are you going for the parties, or for the vices?

Are you set hard on one of the candidates, or still hanging unsteadily?

Anything else? Discuss!

I'm glad it was real and not just a wet dream!

On July 4th American democracy had a multiple orgasm!:fluffle:
BunnySaurus Bugsii
05-11-2008, 10:02
Spam.

I think that is all that I want to say.

Spam.
Vault 10
09-11-2008, 17:57
How, again, did Lunatic Golfballs miss posting this thread first?
He wouldn't miss it if he were Loonatic Golfballs, but, sadly, he turned out to only hit on Goofballs.


On July 4th American democracy had a multiple orgasm!
And whom did you share your orgasm with?