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This study found that woman have more bacteria on their hands than men do.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081104/ap_on_sc/sci_dirty_hands

I think we better look into this. They could be up to something.

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D

I as well.

Though overlords is a rather male term. It should be overladies, or maybe... um, mistresses... in the BDSM sense of the word....


As to women's hands having more germs... really? I always thought that women were less forgetful about washing their hands than men. Could just be stereotypes though. Interesting that men have generally more acidic skin, I did not know that.

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D

Yes, there is a downside, as any Futurama fan can tell you. :D

Yes, there is a downside, as any Futurama fan can tell you. :D

Snu-snu is far from the worst way to die.

I as well.

Though overlords is a rather male term. It should be overladies, or maybe... um, mistresses... in the BDSM sense of the word....


As to women's hands having more germs... really? I always thought that women were less forgetful about washing their hands than men. Could just be stereotypes though. Interesting that men have generally more acidic skin, I did not know that.

I was being sensationalist. It's really not so much that they have more germs at any given time, it's that they have a greater variety.

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D

And the punishment for when a man commits a crime is death by sex.

I was being sensationalist. It's really not so much that they have more germs at any given time, it's that they have a greater variety.

Still. The part about the actual topic was mostly an afterthought to keep it from being a threadjack, I admit, most of the reply was responding to Wilgrove's lulzy post.

Snu-snu is far from the worst way to die.

Sure, the spirit is willing, but wait until the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Sure, the spirit is willing, but wait until the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I was trying to think of a witty reply to this, hopefully incorporating a line from the show, but I'm drawing a mental blank, it appears you win, lol.

I was trying to think of a witty reply to this, hopefully incorporating a line from the show, but I'm drawing a mental blank, it appears you win, lol.

When in doubt, Zoidberg.

When in doubt, Zoidberg.

"It's funny because it's true!"

Snu-snu is far from the worst way to die.

It is my dream way to die actually.

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D
Sir Apropos of Nothing, how uniquely unpleasant it is to again make your acquaintance.

Anyway, on topic:
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...

haha, stupid little boys.

I have never understood this whole weird US 'cooties' thing.

I have never understood this whole weird US 'cooties' thing.
To be honest, I don't think anyone does. It's like Bloody Knuckles (http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=2&t=129) or liking Hotdogs; just a part of childhood that kids inherit from their older siblings and schoolmates, then pass on down the chain.

This study found that woman have more bacteria on their hands than men do.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081104/ap_on_sc/sci_dirty_hands

I think we better look into this. They could be up to something.

We in the Mysogynists Club stand confirmed in our convictions.

To be honest, I don't think anyone does. It's like Bloody Knuckles (http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=2&t=129) or liking Hotdogs; just a part of childhood that kids inherit from their older siblings and schoolmates, then pass on down the chain.

We play something like bloody knuckles here. Or at least, we did. The idea was to spin the coin then try and stop it and get it to stay on its edge by putting your finger on the top. The penalty for fucking up was the same.

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D
wait.. they do all the work, they feed us, home us. plus, we get sex for the honour!

why the hell didn't someone think of this years ago???

I've always thought women could do with some form of anti-septic cap.

It is my dream way to die actually.

Enjoy your crushed pelvis.

This study found that woman have more bacteria on their hands than men do.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081104/ap_on_sc/sci_dirty_hands

I think we better look into this. They could be up to something.
Not more bacteria, a greater variety of bacteria.

I was being sensationalist. It's really not so much that they have more germs at any given time, it's that they have a greater variety.
http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif I really have to start looking into this "thread reading" thing...

I was being sensationalist. It's really not so much that they have more germs at any given time, it's that they have a greater variety.

It's because we touch so much more stuff then men do, I mean what do men even touch? Their dicks and the computer mouse?

It's because we touch so much more stuff then men do, I mean what do men even touch? Their dicks and the computer mouse?

*sings "The Internet is for Porn"*

It's because we touch so much more stuff then men do, I mean what do men even touch? Their dicks and the computer mouse?

Don't forget the beer cans and remote controls.

Well I have heard women wanting an all women society, and only use men for procreation.

Wait....so....there's a downside to that plan?

I for once welcome our feminine overlords! :D

Think for a moment what the women who advocate this tend to look like.


Still sound like a good idea?

I don't mind cooties...

Women are the anti-christ. But my god do I love 'em!!

You know, I was never introduced to the concept of cooties until I read Calvin and Hobbes. I always figured it was some West Coast, Rest of World thing.

But on later reflection, it occurs to me that my friends knew damn well all about cooties, and they just didn't tell me so I'd get infected. Bastards!

You know, I was never introduced to the concept of cooties until I read Calvin and Hobbes. I always figured it was some West Coast, Rest of World thing.

But on later reflection, it occurs to me that my friends knew damn well all about cooties, and they just didn't tell me so I'd get infected. Bastards!

Congratulations, you have made my signature.

I heard their periods attract bears.

Congratulations, you have made my signature.

I'm honored and blushing!:)

I heard their periods attract bears.
Did you know that the average woman uses over 16,000 tampons in her life time? That's like ... Well, I'm not sure what that's like. But whatever it is, it would be very large and messy and gross, and it is all the fault of women.
If a man's penis started shooting out blood once a month, I can damn well guarantee that he'd find out some way to stop it. He wouldn't just stick a bit of cloth in there and figure this was the way nature meant things to be.

Did you know that the average woman uses over 16,000 tampons in her life time? That's like ... Well, I'm not sure what that's like. But whatever it is, it would be very large and messy and gross, and it is all the fault of women.
If a man's penis started shooting out blood once a month, I can damn well guarantee that he'd find out some way to stop it. He wouldn't just stick a bit of cloth in there and figure this was the way nature meant things to be.

Great, just great. You probably just started a new internet fetish, VIII.

Great, just great. You probably just started a new internet fetish, VIII.
I am a trendsetter, and am often looked up to by my sexually deviant peers. My next big thing shall be: Autophagia!

hmm. i would like to take a fact finding mission to this statement and explore more into this intriguing hypothesis! i would like females from the age group who would like to volunteer 18 to 30 and if your hot over 30 (LOL)! to participate in a fact finding mission to explore all regions of the female anatomy to actually find out if the do in fact have more cooties! or it could be explained that the researcher has to much time on their hands and in them ! writew to kelticwhiteraven@yahoo.com if you volunteer for such a study all serious inquiries will be answered honestly (LOL)

Not more bacteria, a greater variety of bacteria.

says the cootie harborer

http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif I really have to start looking into this "thread reading" thing...

:D

It's because we touch so much more stuff then men do, I mean what do men even touch? Their dicks and the computer mouse?

What
ever

Women only touch my dick and the computer mouse too.

Women only touch my dick and the computer mouse too.

Dayummmmm.