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I found LG's long-lost brother!

Galloism
31-10-2008, 03:04
http://www.kitv.com/news/17843685/detail.html

HONOLULU -- The landlord of a Kalihi building that collapsed on Sunday claimed the homeless who live there caused the building to crumble.

KITV spoke with co-owner Daniel Cunningham and asked him about accusations of him conducting medical experiments on the residents.

The Gulick Avenue apartment home in Kalihi that collapsed Sunday is now cordoned off.

Cunningham said he was going to take the illegal scaffolding down.

"I unfortunately did not get it down before someone did that to me," Cunningham said.

Cunningham claimed the residents caused it to fall. However, one tenant said he saw Cunningham on the roof of the makeshift structure before the collapse.

The story has gotten even stranger. Some tenants claimed they were getting injections because they feared eviction. Richard Sumiye said he went blind after Cunningham injected a solution around his eyes with a needle.

Cunningham, who lost his chiropractor's license and wears socks on his hands, said he is helping extend lives with stem cell therapy.

"It sounds like you don't want to answer my question about what treatment you are giving to these people," KITV reporter Mahealani Richardson told Cunningham.

"I don't think it's intelligent for me to do that because it's a bad law," he said.

He said that aliens created the law.

"I think you work for them. The media works for them and they own the money and they are eating people down below," Cunningham said.

The landlord said he is trying to help the homeless and that he will clean up the mess.
SaintB
31-10-2008, 03:07
No, that guys just an idiot.. LG is a genius disguised as an idiot.
Neo Art
31-10-2008, 03:08
No, that guys just an idiot.. LG is a genius disguised as an idiot.

seriously. Hammurab's wife wouldn't touch this dude.
SaintB
31-10-2008, 03:09
seriously. Hammurab's wife wouldn't touch this dude.

She wouldn't touch me either :(
Katganistan
31-10-2008, 03:17
This guy's insane, and NOT in the good way Lunatic Goofballs is insane.
Galloism
31-10-2008, 03:18
This guy's insane, and NOT in the good way Lunatic Goofballs is insane.

I just love the way the article gets funnier the further you read. "Oh by the way, he lost his chiropractor's license and wears socks on his hands..."
Hammurab
31-10-2008, 03:18
seriously. Hammurab's wife wouldn't touch this dude.

He's a property owner. Women like that.
Fartsniffage
31-10-2008, 03:25
He's a property owner. Women like that.

Was.

The bulding collapsed.

Please don't try to ruin LGs reputation by telling us your wife refers things to be un-erected.
New Manvir
31-10-2008, 03:25
"It sounds like you don't want to answer my question about what treatment you are giving to these people," KITV reporter Mahealani Richardson told Cunningham.

"I don't think it's intelligent for me to do that because it's a bad law," he said.

He said that aliens created the law.

"I think you work for them. The media works for them and they own the money and they are eating people down below," Cunningham said.

The landlord said he is trying to help the homeless and that he will clean up the mess.

Epic Lolz
Hammurab
31-10-2008, 03:30
Was.

The bulding collapsed.

Please don't try to ruin LGs reputation by telling us your wife refers things to be un-erected.

LG has been known to make love so intensely, buildings collapse.

Tents, really, but they're still subject to portions of the building code, so, you know...
Lunatic Goofballs
31-10-2008, 03:46
LG has been known to make love so intensely, buildings collapse.

Tents, really, but they're still subject to portions of the building code, so, you know...

A few tool sheds and at least one garage too. Well, actually the garage was old and to be demolished anyway, but I did so by tackling it repeatedly. Is that garage rape? Because if so, then the garage was asking for it. It was wearing a revealing coat of paint. *nod*
The One Eyed Weasel
31-10-2008, 04:29
What

The

Fuck?
Belschaft
31-10-2008, 16:10
A few tool sheds and at least one garage too. Well, actually the garage was old and to be demolished anyway, but I did so by tackling it repeatedly. Is that garage rape? Because if so, then the garage was asking for it. It was wearing a revealing coat of paint. *nod*

Just. Wrong.


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DrunkenDove
31-10-2008, 16:56
Well, this day was making sense until about five minutes ago.
Wilgrove
31-10-2008, 16:59
Well, this day was making sense until about five minutes ago.

Life actually make sense to you? :confused:
JuNii
31-10-2008, 18:29
you guys don't know how... insane he is.

he claims he's injecting himself with a stem cell solution and is willing to consult with anyone's physician if they're intersted in his meds.

he ran for Public Office. and will run again... soon...

you read the aliens bit...


I don't see any relationship with LG... unless this is the 'black sheep' of the family.