NationStates Jolt Archive

the obama candidacy seems to be having some interesting effects on the lesser 'intellectuals' of the republican persuasion. jon swift did a really good roundup of the paranoid delusions that have been playing out on the right in his Great Moments in Election-Year Blogging (http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2008/10/great-moments-in-election-year-blogging.html). that is totally worth a read for bringing all the crazy together under one roof (also, whoever is behind that blog is fucking hilarious).

but now i realize that that fails to do the right justice. just go read this (http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/10/how-could-stanl.html). we have reached time cube levels here, people. i don't want to spoil the surprise too much, but it turns out that obama was actually born in kenya...to malcolm x and bill ayers! which makes him totally ineligible to be president!

so what the hell is going on? this all seems crazier than even the craziest clinton era delusions. and how will this all play out during obama's presidency? will the nominally mainstream right again take up the cause of excusing the domestic terrorism committed by the even farther right?

You know what's worse, Ayers killed his lover Malcom X!

speaking of the time cube (http://www.timecube.com/), they're getting in on the act too:

At the risk of my life, I must issue a GRAVE WARNING to my fellow Americans - about a
potential Civil War between millions if Obama,
the Black candidate, is elected President of the
United States, displacing the white president -
inducing America to become a Black Nation.

Lol! :D

You know what's worse, Ayers killed his lover Malcom X!
lol

and he STILL palls around with that bastard!?

thats IT! im going back to the polling both and recinding my vote for obama!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Web 2.0, where any squirrel-eating, illiterate moron can post whatever nonsense he wants from his shack in the woods.

way way way tl;dr

Welcome to the wonderful world of Web 2.0, where any squirrel-eating, illiterate moron can post whatever nonsense he wants from his shack in the woods.

true. however, these particular squirrel eaters are also part of the secondary conservative movement media. they are effectively the establishment, or at least are funded by it. some of them are used frequently as talking heads on cable news shows. they are treated as fucking legitimate.

speaking of the time cube (http://www.timecube.com/), they're getting in on the act too:

There's a video with the head of the National Socialist party of America, he says the same thing, he says he cannot keep up with the new applicants to his party - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/28/neo-nazi-obama-assassination

Yes America, you have a National Socialist party.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Web 2.0, where any squirrel-eating illiterate moron can post whatever nonsense he wants from his shack in the woods

Agreed. Humanity has not advanced far enough yet so that this utter stupidity would be a thing of the past.

speaking of the time cube (http://www.timecube.com/), they're getting in on the act too:

what... the... fuck. please can someone explain that 60 page headache is on about?:headbang:

true. however, these particular squirrel eaters are also part of the secondary conservative movement media. they are effectively the establishment, or at least are funded by it. some of them are used frequently as talking heads on cable news shows. they are treated as fucking legitimate.
That's the fault of the producers for news programs, who are so enthralled with new media that they can't wait to eat whatever shit they find in the great internet sewer.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Web 2.0, where any squirrel-eating, illiterate moron can post whatever nonsense he wants from his shack in the woods.

Rush Limbaugh's writer/producer lives in a shack in the woods??

Welcome to the wonderful world of Web 2.0, where any squirrel-eating, illiterate moron can post whatever nonsense he wants from his shack in the woods.

true. however, these particular squirrel eaters are also part of the secondary conservative movement media. they are effectively the establishment, or at least are funded by it. some of them are used frequently as talking heads on cable news shows. they are treated as fucking legitimate.

What's wrong with eating squirrels? They're tasty.

There's a video with the head of the National Socialist party of America, he says the same thing, he says he cannot keep up with the new applicants to his party - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/28/neo-nazi-obama-assassination

Yes America, you have a National Socialist party.

Barack Obama - Uniting Americans... in Nazism against him.

You know when Americans are all jumping onto the ideology that they worked so hard to defeat sixty years ago, that something bad's happening.

just go read this (http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/10/how-could-stanl.html).

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No, seriously. How can you even stand to read that stuff? I clicked it, read the headline, and closed the tab. In the last few months of the election especially I can't count the number of times I've cursed whoever thought even so much as putting a comment function on websites was a good idea. All it does is bring out the bottom feeding crazies and sap your will to live.

There's a video with the head of the National Socialist party of America, he says the same thing, he says he cannot keep up with the new applicants to his party - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/28/neo-nazi-obama-assassination

Yes America, you have a National Socialist party.
Boo, this totally doesn't gel with the rather mindboggling Esquire article (http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/racists-support-obama-061308) I came across earlier today.

Obama shot 2pac!

what... the... fuck. please can someone explain that 60 page headache is on about?:headbang:

Oh, you've never seen Time Cube before? It's basically the craziest conspiracy theory on the net. It's the benchmark of crazy that you can measure everything else against.

Oh, you've never seen Time Cube before? It's basically the craziest conspiracy theory on the net. It's the benchmark of crazy that you can measure everything else against.

So do we measure craziness in deci, centi, mili, micro or nano time cubes?

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speaking of the time cube (http://www.timecube.com/), they're getting in on the act too:

Thanks for sharing that. Some of the craziest/funniest things I've read in a long time. Here's a favorite snippet:

I have SuperNatural Wisdom.
NO God mentality can Know my 4 Day Cube.
No Bible Word equals my TimeCubed Earth.
How Stupid - Pay to worship Queer as a God.
Mom and Dad created you as a Trinity, the
Mirror of opposite brain meld into "We" Ego.
Your body is of their Creation, honor "We".

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and King of Genius.

so what the hell is going on? this all seems crazier than even the craziest clinton era delusions. and how will this all play out during obama's presidency? will the nominally mainstream right again take up the cause of excusing the domestic terrorism committed by the even farther right?


Desperation. The hard line loons on the right are terrified of a black president with populas policies. We're talking shitting in their pants scared.

Obama shot 2pac!

correction: obama is tupac

prove me wrong!

Desperation. The hard line loons on the right are terrified of a black president with populas policies. We're talking shitting in their pants scared.

i'm worried we're talking 'shooting up majority black elementary schools' scared

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Very nice "The Good, the Bad & the Ugly" reference!


Mars Attacks!
70 years

Welcome to the wonderful world of Web 2.0, where any squirrel-eating, illiterate moron can post whatever nonsense he wants from his shack in the woods.

A.K.A. "Freedom of Speech"

So do we measure craziness in deci, centi, mili, micro or nano time cubes?

Depends on the craziness. Your typical moon-landing denier, holocaust defender, or scientologist will probably be at about 1 centi-TimeCube, while someone who goes the whole hog and believes in reptiloids, 9/11 as a hoax, the Illuminati, etc, will be around 1 deci-TimeCube.

That's how crazy it is.

No, seriously. How can you even stand to read that stuff? I clicked it, read the headline, and closed the tab. In the last few months of the election especially I can't count the number of times I've cursed whoever thought even so much as putting a comment function on websites was a good idea. All it does is bring out the bottom feeding crazies and sap your will to live.

i view it as something of a civic duty. as i said, these people are treated as serious voices by both the conservative movement and the pandering media. they are legitimately dangerous.

the obama candidacy seems to be having some interesting effects on the lesser 'intellectuals' of the republican persuasion. jon swift did a really good roundup of the paranoid delusions that have been playing out on the right in his Great Moments in Election-Year Blogging (http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2008/10/great-moments-in-election-year-blogging.html). that is totally worth a read for bringing all the crazy together under one roof (also, whoever is behind that blog is fucking hilarious).

but now i realize that that fails to do the right justice. just go read this (http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/10/how-could-stanl.html). we have reached time cube levels here, people. i don't want to spoil the surprise too much, but it turns out that obama was actually born in kenya...to malcolm x and bill ayers! which makes him totally ineligible to be president!

so what the hell is going on? this all seems crazier than even the craziest clinton era delusions. and how will this all play out during obama's presidency? will the nominally mainstream right again take up the cause of excusing the domestic terrorism committed by the even farther right?

speaking of the time cube (http://www.timecube.com/), they're getting in on the act too:

There's a video with the head of the National Socialist party of America, he says the same thing, he says he cannot keep up with the new applicants to his party - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/28/neo-nazi-obama-assassination

Yes America, you have a National Socialist party.

what... the... fuck. please can someone explain that 60 page headache is on about?:headbang:

This...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTSX91J6UtE

Boo, this totally doesn't gel with the rather mindboggling Esquire article (http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/racists-support-obama-061308) I came across earlier today.

This is why I think the former CSA and other places like Kansas and Missouri should this time be forced to secceed.

i view it as something of a civic duty. as i said, these people are treated as serious voices by both the conservative movement and the pandering media. they are legitimately dangerous.
But pretending they don't exist is so much easier on the mind! Silly Free Soviets.

Wow... So apparently apparently Barack Obama is really Malcolm X Jr...

All the more reason to vote for him :)

A.K.A. "Freedom of Speech"
Psh, the Right to Bear Arms was never meant to include machine guns (because machine guns didn't exist at the time), and the Freedom of Speech was never meant to include blogging (because the internet didn't exist at the time).

what... the... fuck. please can someone explain that 60 page headache is on about?:headbang:
The Time Cube guy actually converted one disciple, "Cubehead", then denounced him as a heretic and drove him to suicide (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=7664&sid=f7b0e6d850c52ce1cba7f22dea8c87f6)-- but he still uses the rotating-square logo that poor Cubehead devised for him.

Psh, the Right to Bear Arms was never meant to include machine guns (because machine guns didn't exist at the time), and the Freedom of Speech was never meant to include blogging (because the internet didn't exist at the time).

except it's still printed speech. similar to the newspaper, books and mags.

of course, "Freedom of Speech" is not freedom of the consequences of your 'speech'.

But pretending they don't exist is so much easier on the mind! Silly Free Soviets.

well, i can't argue with that

but i do seriously worry that these people are working themselves up into some shooting sprees and bombings like they did in the 90's. granted, these figures won't commit anything themselves, but they are mainstreaming and normalizing the rhetoric of those that will.

"head shots, people, head shots"

Barack Obama - Uniting Americans... in Nazism against him.

You know when Americans are all jumping onto the ideology that they worked so hard to defeat sixty years ago, that something bad's happening.

And yet you want that ideology to win.

There's a video with the head of the National Socialist party of America, he says the same thing, he says he cannot keep up with the new applicants to his party - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/28/neo-nazi-obama-assassination

Yes America, you have a National Socialist party.

You mean besides the Republicans?

Barack Obama - Uniting Americans... in Nazism against him.

You know when Americans are all jumping onto the ideology that they worked so hard to defeat sixty years ago, that something bad's happening.

I dont even know were to begin with this post.


Seriously Rusty...

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Zero Punctuation, FTW!

Barack Obama - Uniting Americans... in Nazism against him.

You know when Americans are all jumping onto the ideology that they worked so hard to defeat sixty years ago, that something bad's happening.

Defeat? What are you on about? They didn't defeat that ideology sixty years ago, they adopted it and just happened to be more clever in disguising it.