NationStates Jolt Archive

So, this will be my last thread, in any form, screen name, nation, or incarnation, on nationstates. While this thread lives I may still post on other threads, but when this thread falls off, Hammurab will have left the building.

I've found religion. More specifically, a religion has been revealed to me. I've been talking about it for years, and the Powers That Be haven't given me anything better. Moreover, as lazy and unfocused as I am, this religious impulse abides, pervades, persists, pushes, and has gestated long enough. It will be born, here, and I will take it with me to raise it elsewhere.

Christopher Walken is God. Well, more specifically, the man born Ronald Walken in Queens, New York on March 31, 1943 is an incarnation of all Gods, a sort of nexus of metadivinity.

I'm going to take all the time and effort I've put into nationstates threads and instead direct it to developing this religion, the Temple of the Walken God.

Scripture shall be His writings and sayings, but these will be comparatively few. The more voluminous vehicle of His revelation will be His films, which we shall call The Parables.

So, nationstates, if you have liked me, or even loved me, if you have found any of my posts worth that slightest bit more than just the moments to read them, help me now.

Take your favorite Walken films, the odd and the obvious, the recent and the rare, whether He is lead or supporting. Watch them, drink a white russian, wear a smoking jacket if you don't smoke, go shirtless if you do (Nanatsu, you go shirtless anyway). Watch His films, all those that have spoken to you, and have a pencil or a laptop or a savant easy at hand.

We are His disciples, the ones who will have lived when He lived, walked in the Walken time. We must write it all down.

Please properly attribute all quotes, and follow your favorite Walken lines, from film, television, that time you may have met him outside an Arthur Murray Dance Academy that you swear wasn't there before. Give me the dialogue of the Walken God that most spoke to you, and give a description as to what you think it means and why you chose it.

Select entries will be entered into the book I'm starting, "God is Walken", and if your scriptural interpretation or personal commentary is appealing to me, your name (or if you prefer, your screen name) will be included on that page of the book as the contributor.

The Walken God will surely reject this worship. The best God would. But we'll worship Him against His will.

So, let's hear 'em, NSG. Walken quotes with commentary. Hit me.

The whole of that fatboy slim video. He doesn't say anything. He just... Walkens... it's a beautiful critique of hotels and dance music in general. Beautiful.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Pretty much the mantra for any God really, but best put in words by Walken.

I know you're lying, you can hide nothing from me, but I want you to admit it yourself or I'll kill ya.

The whole of that fatboy slim video. He doesn't say anything. He just... Walkens... it's a beautiful critique of hotels and dance music in general. Beautiful.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

Winner on the first reply. This augurs well. The Walken took on physical form, to be not just a voice from some distant heaven, but to show us, with every movement.

Life is to dance. Dance.

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Pretty much the mantra for any God really, but best put in words by Walken.

I know you're lying, you can hide nothing from me, but I want you to admit it yourself or I'll kill ya.

Awesome, True Romance.

Please include titles and scene where possible.

This is beautiful, more please!

He shows his side as a destroyer god in A View to a Kill in so many places. I actually found a record of them (including his purposeful escape from Bond at the end of the film, so that he can carry on his work).

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=99QVquOHa2g

I quite like the simplicity of "dead". Amazing.

Worship him against his will? That's a human- er, diety rights violation! :O

I don't have any quotes to add, but keep Walken the Good Path; you have lighted up this forum with your posts.

"In my jungle, you'd be just another asshole"

Cat Shannon - The Dogs of War
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTU1NzYyNDQyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzgzOTUxMQ@@._V1._SX97_SY140_.jpg

Oh, awesome topic. :D

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that.

Christopher Walken, "Joe Dirt"

Pretty much this is the Walken God speaking about mutual respect, the respect we must have for our kindred. And if there's a lack of said respect, He cares to describe the subsequent punishment. All Hail the Walken God!

*goes shirtless as Hammurab wanted*

*goes shirtless as Hammurab wanted*

:eek:

*Stops and stares*

"You fly speck -- on a mound of horse shit!"

--Biloxi Blues

We'll keep this going...Walken onwards!

Walken (in Sleepy Hollow): "Graaaaaaaagh!!!"

Here, Walken espouses on the notion of impermanence, telling us that life is a transitory affair. The emphasis in the line is clearly directed towards showing his followers the true light, imparting wisdom of the necessary temporary nature of the current lives we inhabit.

The pointy teeth he dons in the role clearly point up to the heavens (telling the faithful not to become blinded to the greater majesty of the non-physical, to ready themselves for the greater good) and down to the soul (once again, reminding those of us who head The Walken's message that our bodies are merely passing vessels for our true selves; temporal mass-illusions of space and mass that belie the glorious truth of inner being).

This thread needs more cowbell

This thread needs more cowbell

http://thebellaphotography.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/sign-Cowbell.130124930_std.jpg

The Man With The Plan - She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.

Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead.

First of all he characters name is an obvious allusion to the fact the actor playing him is God.

Secondly, what Walken is preaching here is the importance of keeping attractive women around even if you can't actually take any physical pleasure with them.

Look at the Catholic church, been around for thousands of years and based mainly on putting women in uniforms and saying you can't have sex with them. Sure nuns end up fugly but they start off as hotties in habits.

The Man With The Plan - She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.

Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead.

First of all he characters name is an obvious allusion to the fact the actor playing him is God.

*snip*

Look at the Catholic church, been around for thousands of years and based mainly on putting women in uniforms and saying you can't have sex with them. Sure nuns end up fugly but they start off as hotties in habits.

You know, that was one of the first costumes I tried on for Halloween: the Catholic school uniform. Then I tried the sailor uniform. All of them awesome depictions, unfortunately too short for my taste.

You know, that was one of the first costumes I tried on for Halloween: the Catholic school uniform. Then I tried the sailor uniform. All of them awesome depictions, unfortunately too short for my taste.

So you went with can-can dancer?

Damn the sailor and catholic school girl uniforms must have been short if can-can dancer does more to cover your modesty.

So you went with can-can dancer?

Damn the sailor and catholic school girl uniforms must have been short if can-can dancer does more to cover your modesty.

It was on the arse department. My butt was almost hanging out. The Can Can Dancer was better. Still my legs show all the way to the upper thigh.:D

Anyway...
I agree with what you stated about your Walken quote choice.

Am I the only one getting adverts to learn Bibilical Hebrew? A true sign that Walken is God!

Am I the only one getting adverts to learn Bibilical Hebrew? A true sign that Walken is God!

Firefox and ABP.

I sees no adverts.

*Produces a gold watch and hands it to Hammurab to celebrate retiring from NSG*

This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddad gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Firefox and ABP.

I sees no adverts.

I see adverts for the uni computers do not have Firefox or ABP.

*goes shirtless as Hammurab wanted*

*takes pictures*

Christopher Walken (Feng): ... ping pong ... or, as the Chinese say, ping pong ...
From Balls of Fury


~~~~~~~~~~
Demonstrating that we should all try to find common ground to bring us together; not as different races of humans but as a human race.

"Needs more cowbell."

Illustrates that no matter what you do in life, there is always room to take your time and enjoy the soothing sounds of the cow bell.

It was on the arse department. My butt was almost hanging out...

Errr... maybe it's just me, but I'm still trying to work out why that's a bad thing...

I don't have any quotes to add, but keep Walken the Good Path; you have lighted up this forum with your posts.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

May He be Walken with you, also.

"In my jungle, you'd be just another asshole"

Cat Shannon - The Dogs of War
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTU1NzYyNDQyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzgzOTUxMQ@@._V1._SX97_SY140_.jpg

Good quote, but the link denies.

Good one, though!

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that.

Christopher Walken, "Joe Dirt"

Pretty much this is the Walken God speaking about mutual respect, the respect we must have for our kindred. And if there's a lack of said respect, He cares to describe the subsequent punishment. All Hail the Walken God!

*goes shirtless as Hammurab wanted*

Strong quote, sharp commentary! I will miss you most of all, Nanatsu.

"You fly speck -- on a mound of horse shit!"

--Biloxi Blues

Sergeant Toomey! YEEEEES!

We'll keep this going...Walken onwards!

Amen, keep Walken.

Walken (in Sleepy Hollow): "Graaaaaaaagh!!!"

Here, Walken espouses on the notion of impermanence, telling us that life is a transitory affair. The emphasis in the line is clearly directed towards showing his followers the true light, imparting wisdom of the necessary temporary nature of the current lives we inhabit.

The pointy teeth he dons in the role clearly point up to the heavens (telling the faithful not to become blinded to the greater majesty of the non-physical, to ready themselves for the greater good) and down to the soul (once again, reminding those of us who head The Walken's message that our bodies are merely passing vessels for our true selves; temporal mass-illusions of space and mass that belie the glorious truth of inner being).

Your interpretation is quite a stretch and seems to extrapolate things in strange ways.

Perfect.

The Man With The Plan - She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.

Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead.

First of all he characters name is an obvious allusion to the fact the actor playing him is God.

Secondly, what Walken is preaching here is the importance of keeping attractive women around even if you can't actually take any physical pleasure with them.

Look at the Catholic church, been around for thousands of years and based mainly on putting women in uniforms and saying you can't have sex with them. Sure nuns end up fugly but they start off as hotties in habits.

Yea, verily, The Man With The Plan.

Am I the only one getting adverts to learn Bibilical Hebrew? A true sign that Walken is God!

There were omens, and portents, and signs, and fine champanyuh!

*Produces a gold watch and hands it to Hammurab to celebrate retiring from NSG*

This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddad gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

I'll try not to leave it on the dresser...but I will clean it.

"Squeek... squeek..."
Mousehunt.

Here, the Great Walken demonstrates thine need for Humility. for low, thy fall be great and painful when thee overestimates thine own self worth and prowess.

Christopher Walken (Feng): ... ping pong ... or, as the Chinese say, ping pong ...
From Balls of Fury


~~~~~~~~~~
Demonstrating that we should all try to find common ground to bring us together; not as different races of humans but as a human race.

Feng will bring us much wisdom...

"Needs more cowbell."

Illustrates that no matter what you do in life, there is always room to take your time and enjoy the soothing sounds of the cow bell.

And the people shall have a fever, and the only cure...shall be more cowbell.

"Squeek... squeek..."
Mousehunt.

Here, the Great Walken demonstrates thine need for Humility. for low, thy fall be great and painful when thee overestimates thine own self worth and prowess.

Truly, from little sound is much parable.

I see adverts for the uni computers do not have Firefox or ABP.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Walken-NotAmused.jpg

:hail:

Census-Taker: Mr. Leonard? I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau. We sent you a Census form, but you failed to return it to us.

Mr. Leonard: My mail is piled up like crazy.

Census-Taker: Yeah. Well, I just need to fill out this Census form with you. Uh.. how many people live in this residence?

Mr. Leonard:Oh, boy.. good question. I'm bad with numbers.. Maybe 80.

Census-Taker: 80 people live in this apartment?

Mr. Leonard: Seems high, doesn't it? Not 80. How about 4? I don't know.. I'm so bad at guestimating..

Census-Taker: Well, just take your time, and count.

Mr. Leonard: Okay.. there's me.. my wife.. our plants.. we have some candy bars..

Census-Taker: Well, you know, we don't count candy bars or plants..

Mr. Leonard: Well, then, there's just the two of us. Boy, I really overshot with the 80!
- The Census taker.

Here Walken shows us the difficulty of math, but also that if we don't give up we get to where we're going in the end.

I turn to Saturday Night Live for answers:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener (Note: Sorry about the commercial. Trust me, it's worth the annoyance.)

As a concerned voter, I demand to know Walken's position on Proposition 8!

As a concerned voter, I demand to know Walken's position on Proposition 8!

We don't hire dirty centaurs.

As a concerned voter, I demand to know Walken's position on Proposition 8!

Here's a hint: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

It's a bit subtle, but if you carefully consider his unspoken subtext, his position is clear.

Here's a hint: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

It's a bit subtle, but if you carefully consider his unspoken subtext, his position is clear.

This is going in the preface.

And we shall suffer the little children to come unto him. "Okay, you asked for it, piggy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

Also, fuck you, Ham, you whited sepulchre or pharisee or whatever the hell is the word for what I'm thinking of. Everybody knows that Chrstopher Walken is God. Shit, man. Seriously.

EDIT: And up yours too, LG. *launches holy war*

And we shall suffer the little children to come unto him. "Okay, you asked for it, piggy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

Also, fuck you, Ham, you whited sepulchre or pharisee or whatever the hell is the word for what I'm thinking of. Everybody knows that Chrstopher Walken is God. Shit, man. Seriously.

EDIT: And up yours too, LG. *launches holy war*

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/walken1.jpg

And we shall suffer the little children to come unto him. "Okay, you asked for it, piggy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

Also, fuck you, Ham, you whited sepulchre or pharisee or whatever the hell is the word for what I'm thinking of. Everybody knows that Chrstopher Walken is God. Shit, man. Seriously.

EDIT: And up yours too, LG. *launches holy war*

Holy Walken, we've been jihadededed already?

Holy Walken, we've been jihadededed already?

If I had a dime for every time a religious person wanted to kill me, I'd have at least 30 or 40 cents.

If I had a dime for every time a religious person wanted to kill me, I'd have at least 30 or 40 cents.

Loon, I've been wanting to say something, and now that I'm leaving, I can just say it.

If you want people to stop trying to kill you, STOP SLEEPING WITH THEIR WIVES.

Its not funny, its not cute, its not "spreading the clown love", and no, seltzer water does not remove lipstick, no matter the velocity.

And yes, I know velocity is a vector with both magnitude and directions, stop trying to make this about rectilinear physics.

Loon, I've been wanting to say something, and now that I'm leaving, I can just say it.

If you want people to stop trying to kill you, STOP SLEEPING WITH THEIR WIVES.

Its not funny, its not cute, its not "spreading the clown love", and no, seltzer water does not remove lipstick, no matter the velocity.

And yes, I know velocity is a vector with both magnitude and directions, stop trying to make this about rectilinear physics.

Sure was a bit of recti-linear physics going on last time, I believe in layman's terms it's called pegging.

The video's extraordinary.

Loon, I've been wanting to say something, and now that I'm leaving, I can just say it.

If you want people to stop trying to kill you, STOP SLEEPING WITH THEIR WIVES.

Its not funny, its not cute, its not "spreading the clown love", and no, seltzer water does not remove lipstick, no matter the velocity.

And yes, I know velocity is a vector with both magnitude and directions, stop trying to make this about rectilinear physics.

Well, if the angle of incidence is 16 degrees and seltzer water is applying at least 2.2 newtons of force...

Sure was a bit of recti-linear physics going on last time, I believe in layman's terms it's called pegging.

The video's extraordinary.

Well if the angle of incidence is 83 to 85 degrees and the clown is applying at least 4.5 newtons of force...

Well, if the angle of incidence is 16 degrees and seltzer water is applying at least 2.2 newtons of force...

Is that the line you steal people's wives with?







You fucking clown.

Sure was a bit of recti-linear physics going on last time, I believe in layman's terms it's called pegging.

The video's extraordinary.

A strap on is a dignified tool, until you add a honk horn.

A strap on is a dignified tool, until you add a honk horn.

but it makes such a satisfying noise.

Where, you see hell. I see a spellbinding sense of purpose. I see the value of keeping your eye on the ball.

-The Rundown

Keeping your eye on the ball means remember the commandments; or pay the ultimate price within the pits of hell. Hell exists as a punishment for straying too far from the path and disobeying the word of Walken.

I gave you life! I'm the heart in the darkness; face it!

-Also from The Rundown

I think this needs no explanation.

but it makes such a satisfying noise.

Wait until you're married and you find a bulbous red nose stuck to your wife.

I gave you life! I'm the heart in the darkness; face it!

-Also from The Rundown

I think this needs no explanation.

Both of those are beauts. Keep 'em coming.


Christ, I was thinking one quote per page, with commentary, maybe a picture...

Now I'm thinking this thing is going to look more like a bible...

Both of those are beauts. Keep 'em coming.


Christ, I was thinking one quote per page, with commentary, maybe a picture...

Now I'm thinking this thing is going to look more like a bible...

It helps to remember that Chuck Norris can because Christopher Walken said so.

It helps to remember that Chuck Norris can because Christopher Walken said so.

Damn skippy true dat.

Damn skippy true dat.

Should be the first commandment perhaps...

Holy Walken, we've been jihadededed already?
Didn't take long at all, did it? ;)

A strap on is a dignified tool, until you add a honk horn.
This didn't take long, either. :D

Should be the first commandment perhaps...
I second that.

Shit, since we've already been jihadificated, we need a martial monastic order or something.

I'm going to start a special testament, "Way of the Walken Warrior", as a means to develop a martial code for our Paladins or Mujaheddin or whatever the fuck we wind up calling the lead slingin' believin' Defenders of the Faith.

No suicide bombing, though, our numbers are too small.

You know...this is truly an excellent thread.

I offer you this (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Making_up_Christopher_Walken_quotes). Much like the bible, anything can become wisdom if you pretend Walken said it.

Shit, since we've already been jihadificated, we need a martial monastic order or something.

I'm going to start a special testament, "Way of the Walken Warrior", as a means to develop a martial code for our Paladins or Mujaheddin or whatever the fuck we wind up calling the lead slingin' believin' Defenders of the Faith.

No suicide bombing, though, our numbers are too small.

Our time has come, get ready fight
Sisters and brothers in metal unite
The dreams that you had are about to come true
The voice of the warrior is calling for you

Turn your own deeds to his gracious glory,
And he will make you see

This is the way we want it to be
This is the way of the warrior
This is the way we want it to be
Walken the way, the honest will see
Walken the way of the warrior
Walken the way, the way of the warrior

Blood-red the steel of our swords shall flow
And by the allegiance we're ready to go
Stout are the foe, in warfare so bold
Nothing can stop us, the future we hold

Brace up, defend,
Never ever be outdone in bravery

This is the way we want it to be
This is the way of the warrior
This is the way we want it to be
Walken the way, the honest will see
Walken the way of the warrior
Walken the way, the way of the warrior

The saints and the sinners in battle so bright, as the forces of steel will unite
The way of the warrior, the call of his life, shall lead us all into the light

The metal crusade will conquer all
Our bonds will be stronger, see the infidels fall
Surrender your soul to the gods of steel
In the blood of the fallen the enemies kneel

Turn your own deeds to his gracious glory,
And he will make you see
Brace up, defend,
Never ever be outdone in bravery

This is the way we want it to be
This is the way of the warrior
This is the way we want it to be
Walken the way, the honest will see
Walken the way of the warrior
Walken the way, the way of the warrior

This is the way we want it
This is the way we need it
This is the way of the warrior

This is the way we want it
This is the way we need it
This is the way of the warrior
This is the way

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/walken1.jpg
And then...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/239816~Christopher-Walken-Posters.jpg

And then...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/239816~Christopher-Walken-Posters.jpg

That should be the "Christopher Walken is watching you pee" photo. The hatchet is a nice touch.

Why am I not surprised that you're abandoning the bets you made? :mad:

Why am I not surprised that you're abandoning the bets you made? :mad:

Force majeure, things beyond my control.

What was my bet with you, maybe I can slip it in real quick on this thread?

That should be the "Christopher Walken is watching you pee" photo. The hatchet is a nice touch.

It could be the "Walken is making you pee" poster.

Force majeure, things beyond my control.

What was my bet with you, maybe I can slip it in real quick on this thread?
The jury voted to convict, eh?

He gets an erection dancing with John Travolta in hairspray.

Strong quote, sharp commentary! I will miss you most of all, Nanatsu.

I´ll miss you too, Hammie-tan!:(
Why must the prophet of the Walken God abandon us?!

Christopher Walken is God.
I endorse this product and/or service.

It could be the "Walken is making you pee" poster.

....

aye... that he did... :(

He gets an erection dancing with John Travolta in hairspray.

but i must say 'she' he was pretty hot ....hihihi

Here's a hint: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

It's a bit subtle, but if you carefully consider his unspoken subtext, his position is clear.

Just for that I am convincing another person to vote no :D Too funny man, too funny.

I´ll miss you too, Hammie-tan!:(
Why must the prophet of the Walken God abandon us?!

He must go to the mountain, and begin compiling the scripture.

Come on people, only 6 pages? We need more if we are going to get this scripture done.. like the other commandments and obviously more meaningful quotes!

Come on people, only 6 pages? We need more if we are going to get this scripture done.. like the other commandments and obviously more meaningful quotes!
It's hard to get the new religion ball rolling when your prophet is picking up trash on the highway as part of his community service sentence.

It's hard to get the new religion ball rolling when your prophet is picking up trash on the highway as part of his community service sentence.

He works in mysterious ways. *nod*

He works in mysterious ways. *nod*

Walken wept.

The Three Little Pigs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc)

Here, Walken informs all of the enlightened that you must ensure that your faith is built upon a brick foundation, or you may pay the ultimate price when faced with the big bad wolf of doubt you shall be blown away.

The Three Little Pigs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc)

Here, Walken informs all of the enlightened that you must ensure that your faith is built upon a brick foundation, or you may pay the ultimate price when faced with the big bad wolf of doubt you shall be blown away.
JIHAD ON!!!

I already posted that, and LG already beat me to posting it by one post, already causing a schism in the church, already. You want to be schismatic pope #3?

JIHAD ON!!!

I already posted that, and LG already beat me to posting it by one post, already causing a schism in the church, already. You want to be schismatic pope #3?

Errrmmm I was just uhmmm... I have a habit of not clicking video links at home because it means I have to turn my music off...

"If you want to learn to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house."

We learn by doing. You have no need to look further than your ownself for the answers.

http://www.walken2008.com/index.html I'm not sure how true this all is, but its relevant!

The Three Little Pigs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc)

Here, Walken informs all of the enlightened that you must ensure that your faith is built upon a brick foundation, or you may pay the ultimate price when faced with the big bad wolf of doubt you shall be blown away.

I like this one in particular, and several the last page or two have been very good.

I like this one in particular, and several the last page or two have been very good.

As sort of a fan of Walken I find this thread amusing so I contribute as much as possible :)

This won't last. Eventually you'll be asked to shove a watch into your rectum and it'll all come crashing down.

I'm bumping this because I think Hammurab should be made to stay as long as possible.

I'm bumping this because I think Hammurab should be made to stay as long as possible.

That is truly gentlenationly of you, but I think the mods will only allow that to go on so long...

Instead of just bumping, see a Walken flick and give me some scripture from the script!

The mods want you here Hammurab! I have looked into their souls.... Actually I've just read some of their posts :D I want you here too.

Was this posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNEE8Hza6lU&feature=PlayList&p=4EAFF6091E868640&playnext=1&index=8

That is truly gentlenationly of you, but I think the mods will only allow that to go on so long...

Instead of just bumping, see a Walken flick and give me some scripture from the script!

The last Walken thing I saw was Sarah: Plain and Tall. He said something about his name being written on the land.

The last Walken thing I saw was Sarah: Plain and Tall. He said something about his name being written on the land.

I haven't seen that one yet, I'll have to check it out.

Eh, my wife was already a worshipper. Get in line.
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What i mean by that is ... ah, never mind.

I'm at my friend's computer at a bar, and he's talkin to a very drunk man.

The pain. The pain is palpable from him. Not so monstrous as pancreatic cancer, perhaps, but it exudes, horrifc...

Is he more pitiable because is he drunk? Was it some minor tragedy he sets the camp of his life in the shadow of, and he is his agony so amplified because of the drink?

Or is the drink the only thing keeping him from embracing the floor, was it some utter tragedy that struck him, that strikes him?

He blends the incoherent with the reasonably plausible, backs up to take a running leap at saying something really meaningful...and doesn't quite make it.
I am far away enough from the meaningful that I can't tell if his fingers at least clutched the ledge for a moment.

He's just drunk and sad...he thinks himself so truly wise, but he is terrible injured...

I can't save him. Maybe Walken can.

I'm at my friend's computer at a bar, and he's talkin to a very drunk man.

The pain. The pain is palpable from him. Not so monstrous as pancreatic cancer, perhaps, but it exudes, horrifc...

Is he more pitiable because is he drunk? Was it some minor tragedy he sets the camp of his life in the shadow of, and he is his agony so amplified because of the drink?

Or is the drink the only thing keeping him from embracing the floor, was it some utter tragedy that struck him, that strikes him?

He blends the incoherent with the reasonably plausible, backs up to take a running leap at saying something really meaningful...and doesn't quite make it.
I am far away enough from the meaningful that I can't tell if his fingers at least clutched the ledge for a moment.

He's just drunk and sad...he thinks himself so truly wise, but he is terrible injured...

I can't save him. Maybe Walken can.

Tell him there's a new email from you-know-who.

If you don't know who, what the hell have you been doing with his laptop? It's on there somewhere.

There is, right? A new email? From you-know-who?

If not, stop wasting our time and look after your mate. Email from Mom can change a guy's life.

Tell him there's a new email from you-know-who.

If you don't know who, what the hell have you been doing with his laptop? It's on there somewhere.

There is, right? A new email? From you-know-who?

If not, stop wasting our time and look after your mate. Email from Mom can change a guy's life.

I'm sorry, I should explain.

I am on a computer that belongs to my friend. My friend is talking to a third party, a drunk man.

"Power surplus? Bruce, shame on you. No such thing. One can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning."

Walken, on the meaning of life.

Batman Returns (1992)

Actually, there's a whole heap of walken's wisdom in it. Take Walken's exposition on his own plans for the world for instance: "I wish I could hand out World Peace and Unconditional Love, wrapped in a big bow."

“Listen to me... If I hear you quoting Christopher Walken again, I will cut your head off.”

~ Christopher Walken on people who falsely attribute quotes to Christopher Walken

Though shall not lie. Or I'll cut your head off!

The Prophecy:

"I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why"

He's being clear about his power. And giving us directions about why we shouldn't be looking for further explanations.

Do you want know more?

The Prophecy:

"Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!"

He's being quite clear here. He did that before the birth of mankind.

Do you want to know more?

The Prophecy:

"I don't want to be a god. I just want it back to the way it was when He loved us best."

How misleading. What mastery to pose. Denial.

I am already bowing to the power of the Walken.

Prophecy, that's a good one.

Okay, so I'll go find my election bet thread and see which ones I agreed to and see if I can fulfill them here.

EDIT: Okay, so looks like I need to admit dragonesses are sexy, so they are, I need to display an avatar for a month, I'll display one in my back yard, and a bunch of people get ban power over me.

The rest of the bets on that thread, I didn't agree to.

Unless there are any more Walken quotes, take care folks. I'm off to other boards to preach the Curse of Cain!

Quotes: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/christopher_walken.html

I am already bowing to the power of the Walken.Indeed, nothing beats his philosophy on death, though ..... dontcha think? ;)

I'm off to other boards to preach the Curse of Cain!Hey, while yer on walkabout, could ya maybe also preach the Curse of Jeconiah and the Curse of the Fig Tree?
Miles to go before you sleep ...